Chapter 283: Eating lollipops in a thousand-handed yoga pose

It's hard to deal with today's children. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

I still remember that I received the task of dealing with Ren to find the wind. Liusan actually went to visit relatives in your brother-in-law's county before, and met a little girl of five or six years old who had played with the house on the road, with a double ponytail and beautiful little clothes. I smiled and took a lollipop over, and then was despised by others.

', who wants sugar, two hundred and fifty pieces!' ’

I really just want to give you candy to eat because you're cute, and I don't mean anything else!

Although there are many bad people in this world, my uncle is really not a bad person!

Although the uncle owes a little bit of quality...

I don't want to think about it, I think too much, it's all tears.

The son led the horse, wandering on the nightmare plain outside the city, and there was a little fat thief sitting on the horse's back~ was licking the lollipop, with one finger between the fingers, four with one hand, and a total of eight with two hands, one flavor at a time, and this one licking a tongue that was too busy to lick a tongue and that lick a tongue.

The shoes were also taken off, and two shoes were tied with ropes and put on the horse's neck, and the feet were lifted up without putting them on the pedals of the saddle, and the ten toes were also sandwiched between each toe, and there were eight in total on the feet, and there were eight other sour flavors, and the hands and feet were sixteen in total, and they were licked and eaten in turn.

This is the son of the old lionheart, so simple, so cute...

I also have eight toes between my toes!!

There are also eight other sour flavors, accompanied by the smell of stinky feet, there are enough sour Nima hands and feet, a total of sixteen sticks, and Nima takes turns licking and eating!!

This bear child ... Have you practiced。。。。。。

After this battle hit the empire hard, he may be able to snatch this bear child away and let the old lionheart pay a huge price to exchange him back, anyway, this bear child is easy to deceive, just a few lollipops.

But the benefits are only Chen's, and what does it have to do with themselves...

No, Uncle is a good person! Uncle can't do that bad thing!

After all, why did he stay here in Chen, because the money, the high salary every month, can allow him to give alms to all the begging along the street.

At that time, I was very chic, and when I met someone who asked for food, I could take out a large handful of gold coins from my tattered pocket and stuff it, and people couldn't forget their roots. . . He looks like the leader of the beggar gang in the imperial capital.

Therefore, when the salary is paid every month, all the people who ask for food can be proud for a few days, and the son is also the fastest salary.

The son lifted up his eyes and looked around.

This is the Nightmare Plain, the ancient battlefield of thousands of years, the wind is loud, the bones are miserable, and under the light of the sun, a yin qi jumps up from the back and shudders involuntarily. And the child on horseback has very bright eyes, and in his eyes, there are only sixteen lollipops of various flavors... Good boy...

Good boy......

"What are you doing! I won't give it to you! Little Lionheart moved towards the horse's butt, dodging Zi's subconscious outstretched hand, and reached over with one foot to hold Zi's hand.

Zi blinked, realizing that he was confused and stretched out his hand to pinch the child's face, and slowly retracted his hand: "Oh oh oh! How could my uncle rob you of candy! You're so cute! Uncle just wants to touch you! ”

He sniffed the outstretched hand, which was stained with a sour smell of stinky feet, and he frowned and moved his face to the side.

The little lionheart snapped his eyes: "I don't do it, my uncle is too confidant." ”

Oh O's... Oh O'。。。。。。 This era. What's going on! Zi's heart shattered, and he slowly leaned down to pick up the glass ballast: "It's okay... Uncle doesn't do it either。。。。。。 ”

Standing on the city wall, Rhys had already spotted the sneaky two.

Those two guys... The guy who bent down to pick up something didn't have a trace of breath, but it could be seen from the movements that this person was not ordinary, and the breath should have been deliberately hidden.

And the guy on the horse, with fair skin, looks like he was pampered and raised, and he is still licking lollipops on the battlefield.

These two guys have a problem.

Whose child, eight pieces of candy in his hands are not enough, and Nima has eight sticks on his feet doing strange superhuman yoga movements, riding on a horse and eating them in turn! No, no, it's not a mental problem, it's a strategic problem...

Do you want to lure us out, Rhys looked into the distance, and didn't find any ambushes, through today's all-day battle, the principality's purpose now is to find ways to lure them out of the city... Once rashly out of the city may face a lot of losses, the other side of the soldiers are already afraid of the fight, the Federation has also withdrawn, it is better to hold on for now... I don't know what traps the other party has designed outside, but it's good not to touch it.

Rhys looked at the little Lionheart and Zi again for a while, and then went down the wall, ignoring it.

Zi secretly looked at Zhuma City while picking up the fragments of his heart, and saw Ris go down the city wall from a distance, and was very disappointed: "Oh Ziao, what kind of person is this, fat fresh dragon. O Prince of Roots! Ignore it! ”

Little Lionheart licked: "Chubby fresh dragon. Prince of Roots? It's talking about me, it's talking about me, and it's really changing. Strange uncle. ”

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ I'll just use that analogy. ”

"Hey, change. Uncle State. ”

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Don't call me that! ”

"Why are we fighting?"

β€œγ€‚γ€‚γ€‚ Because, because your father had some important things in his hands that someone else had gotten, that man is now in the Empire. ”

"Then we should find that person instead of going to war against the Empire."

"There's a lot of other factors in that, and it's not that simple...

"Really?" A hint of darkness flashed in the bright eyes of the little lionheart, and with a mistaken toe, the four lollipops in his left foot fell to the ground.

"Oh, why are you so careless, your feet are tired?"

"No, I'll just see that they look very hungry and feed them." Little Lionheart pointed to the bones that were buried in the earth that were exposed on the ground.

Zi was silent, leaned down, and put the lollipops that had fallen to the ground and still smelled of feet into the bones' open mouth.

Little Lionheart watched him put the lollipop and laughed slightly: "Under this plain, you have hollowed out and made a trap, just waiting for the imperial cavalry to rush out, right?" ”

"Yes, but they can't live or die as if they know something!"

"Since they don't come out, why don't we move the trap to their feet?"

"How to move the pit... Lao Tzu has dug up several coal mines for so many days... How to move... ”

"No, no, no," the little lionheart took turns licking the lollipop, "Since they are hiding in the city and not coming out, why don't we hollow out the city?" Although it will be hard to change. Uncle you. ”

Hollow out the city of Zhumacheng??? Zi turned his head and looked carefully at Zhuma City, which was completely a city converted from a marching barracks... The foundation is not very deep... He scratched his head, yes... This bear child does possess some wisdom that ordinary people can't imagine... Probably one of the few things that the old Lionheart inherited。。。。。。

Zi suddenly had the urge to pinch the child's face.

He stretched out his hand and patted the horse's buttocks, facing the direction of Barrel Fort: "Go back and tell the whole army to prepare, surround Zhuma City, and prepare for slaughter." ”

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