Out of the mass grave, Luyi and I walked all the way down the mountain, chatting as we walked. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Green, what kind of person is your sister in your eyes?"

"My sister is not a human ......"

Green stopped, blinked wide-eyed, and thought for a moment.

"Hey, sister, when did you become human?"

“……”

I originally wanted to gossip with Green Yi and learn about the situation of the former owner of Xanadu, but I didn't expect Green Yi to always think that I was her sister.

I originally wanted to refute two sentences, but when I saw the innocent and innocent eyes of the green clothes, I suddenly couldn't bear it. In Green's heart, her sister is her support and the only thing she cares about in her life.

How would she be disappointed if she knew I wasn't her sister?

I rubbed Green's hair.

"Green Yi should know that my sister likes humans, so she became human."

"Hmph, my sister is really eccentric. In the past, my sister liked to be human, but now she has simply become a human. What about the green coats? Isn't the green dress important in my sister's heart? ”

"Of course it's important, my sister likes green clothes and will always remember them. Then little green, let's go to class together tomorrow! ”

Green Yi smiled at me, like a child who had received candy, innocent and content.

When I got home and lay on the bed, I was about to pick up my phone to swipe the news, and the QQ message prompt kept ringing. I clicked on it and saw that emoji pictures kept popping up on the screen, and the classmates in the class were having fun in the QQ group.

"[expression] I'll send you a thousand miles away."

"[Expression] Ichiozua flying."

"[Expression] be careful."

“……”

What the hell are they doing, is it interesting to post pictures and swipe the screen?

"Thanks for the meme upstairs, it's been collected."

"Wow, I have this rice ball."

"Hey, Yiren-sang, I didn't expect you to be such an Yiren-classmate. Ha ha! ”

“……”

Well, how did it get to me? How do they know I'm looking at my phone?

I took a closer look, and it was clear that I hadn't done anything, but I automatically sent out a lot of emoji pictures.

"Dango Maruko, what are you doing! Who allowed you to become my meme? Also sent in my name! ”

At this time, one rice ball rolled out from the left side of the phone screen, and another rice ball rolled out from the right side of the screen, and the two rice balls were in the middle of the screen for a while, exploding like fireworks, turning into a full screen of rice balls, and the next second all the rice balls suddenly turned into dumplings and balls, and Qi Qi made a grimace at me.

"Qin Yiren, this dynamic picture is so cool, have you recharged QQ Yellow Diamond?"

"It turns out that emojis can still be played like this!"

"This is so cute, Ma Huateng is too good at making money."

It turns out that the two monsters "did something" just now, Dango and Maruko, can be seen by other students in the QQ group!

These two stinky monsters!

But...... It seems to be quite interesting.

This is just a small episode, and soon there will be a new wave of memes on the screen.

To my surprise, nine times out of ten of these emojis are some little monsters, they either grin with their teeth and fierce gods, or pouting their tongues and rolling cutely, or making a lot of actions and words that make people laugh, which is simply so cute! More vivid than any memes I've seen before.

Of course, I am not to be outdone, I let the dango and balls become all kinds of emojis, and their cuteness and funny make me stand out in this fighting figure conference, invincible.

The classmates in the group formed an alliance and took turns to come up to fight with me, but without exception, they were all defeated, and they all made expressions of falling to the ground and vomiting blood.

"Big guy, you won."

"Worship the big guy."

"Big guy, please take my knees."

……

Haha, how did I not find out that the classmates in the class were actually quite easy to get along with. I remembered the night we were camping, holding hands and singing and dancing around a campfire.

It was a starry sky and a bright campfire, but I was caught by the bright smiles and hearty laughter on their faces.

I suddenly understood why I received a friend verification message from them when I came back from camping, because we were really happy when we were together, so happy that we forgot all the unpleasantness, all the estrangement, all the strangeness.

Is this what it's like to have friends?

……

……

On this day, I took the green clothes to school with me.

With the company of green clothes, the boring and boring course has a little more fun.

Green Yi is now a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, and her heart is still a child. But when it comes to class, she doesn't look like a child at all.

At this moment, she was looking intently and seriously at the teacher on the stage, and from time to time she lowered her head to take notes on the cartoon notebook.

"Students, close your books now, does anyone know what are the characteristics of T. solium? Well, the green-clad classmate...... Are you in high school? ”

"I'm green."

“…… Well, green-clothed classmate, I see that you are raising your hand, so it is up to you to answer this question. ”

"Tapeworm solium, the form of adult is milky white, flat and long like a band, thin, slightly transparent...... The pig is its intermediate host, and the human is its ultimate host. Oh, by the way, it looks a lot like potato flour, and I saw a place over there that sells potato flour, and it's quite delicious. ”

The question was answered for two minutes, and the teacher's expression changed from casual to surprised, and finally to stunned. There is no other reason, just because what Green Yi said just now happened to be exactly the same as what the teacher said before, not missing a word.

The students in the audience were also stunned when they heard this, and they all cast their eyes one after another.

"This classmate has an amazing memory, and he is a good seedling to study medicine, so it is better to be admitted to our school in the college entrance examination. Our school has been around for more than 70 years......"

The teacher made a promotion for our school on the spot, and after talking for five or six minutes, he looked at the green clothes with an expectant expression.

I looked at the cute expression of the green coat and wanted to laugh, I can guarantee that she must not have understood the meaning of the teacher's words. If you let Green Yi repeat what the teacher said just now, then she must be perfect like a repeater, repeating the teacher's words word for word, as for the college entrance examination, words like school, Green Yi probably doesn't know much.

"Oh."

“……”

The teacher just said so much, so he exchanged for a "oh" in the green clothes, which inevitably made him a little unbearable, smiled awkwardly, and motioned for the green clothes to sit down.

Originally, this was just a small episode in the classroom, but I didn't expect it to cause an uproar in the end.

I just went to the toilet and the green clothes were gone.

What's going on? Where did the green coat go?