Chapter 80: Trick-or-treating

A large number of articles, all of which are obscure and difficult to understand in classical Chinese, this old man speaks like classical Chinese, and he is full of words, so he can obviously say a little plain, but the Taishi wants to say it like classical Chinese. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After listening to it for a long time, Huan Wen only felt that all he understood was those words, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo! Woohoo is a modal word, Huan Wen doesn't know what it means, but he can vaguely understand that woohoo is expressing grief, and he also feels that he is dying at the moment.

The senior brother covered his head with a book with a smile and said to Huan Wen: "That old man's goatee is so ugly, he will move every time he says a word, it is really exactly the same as a goatee!" ”

Huan Wen couldn't help laughing, Taishi asked everyone to read by themselves with a cold face, and then he took the ring ruler and slapped Huan Wen three times.

Jun Huang's face turned black with fright, it turned out that the master was really not a liar, and the gentleman who taught people to read at the foot of Yunmeng Mountain would really beat people with a ring ruler!

Whenever Junhuang and Senior Brother were mischievous, the master would be heartbroken, saying that if they were in the hands of other gentlemen, I am afraid that they would have been beaten by the ring ruler a long time ago.

When the senior brother saw Huan Wen being beaten, he smiled even more brightly, but the senior brother threw the knife in the eye, and the senior brother immediately sat upright, looking at the book with a focused expression.

Jun Huang glanced at Sima Ze's book, and saw that his book was densely packed with notes, and the handwriting was extremely neat and orderly, Jun Huang gasped, and thought to himself: The words he took notes are even better than the words I wrote when I was serious! Looking at what he wrote, all the points that the old man said are really not missing at all!

Jun Huang was extremely surprised in his heart, and secretly pulled out another book of his, and when he saw it, the whole book was densely packed with notes, and all the points were written.

No wonder this Taishi would show a satisfied look between his eyebrows when he saw Sima Ze.

Taishi walked up to the senior brother and said angrily: "If you hadn't talked to Huan Wen, would he have laughed?" Hand! ”

Huan Wen was happy in his heart, little example, you deserve it, who made you so happy when you saw me being beaten just now!

Junhuang was excited at the moment, and he couldn't wait to take out the preserved fruit and eat it while watching.

And Sima Ze was still looking at the book motionlessly, Jun Huang secretly ate a piece of preserved fruit, and handed Sima Ze a piece, Sima Ze raised his eyes and glanced at Jun Huang, and then moved a little further away from Jun Huang to continue reading.

Jun Huang put the piece of preserved fruit that he originally intended to give Sima Ze into his mouth, and thought to himself: Sure enough, he is a good boy, and when the master asks everyone to read, he really reads motionlessly. It's really not a bit of an interesting person.

Instead of stretching out his hand, the senior brother narrowed his smiling eyes into a line, and said, "Master, don't!" You listen to me, I'm not talking nonsense, I don't understand Huan Wen at all, so I told him about it. ”

Huan Wen snorted coldly and bragged, obviously talking about Taishi's goatee.

Taishi laughed angrily and said, "The vertical son is rampant, why don't you go up and tell everyone?" ”

Huan Wen strange: Comb? What comb?

The senior brother made a look of sudden realization and said, "Yes, then I'll go up and talk about it." Come on, Junhuang, help me. ”

Jun Huang smiled weirdly, without saying a word, he didn't know where to take out a few villains and models of ancient chariots, the senior brother ignored the old and cold face of the Taishi, walked over with a smile, took out a villain and pretended to be Cao Di, and talked about it colorfully, one pretended to be Qi Huan Gong, a team of chariots on behalf of Qi Shi to attack Lu State, how Cao Di met Lu Zhuang Gong, Cao Di supervised the battle, and then Qi Shi was defeated and fled, Jun Huang put down the flag on the chariot, and the senior brother continued to explain, using easy-to-understand vernacular text, It's like a folk old man telling a story. In the end, the senior brother continued to talk until the end of the battle of the long spoon.

Huan Wen listened with relish and said, "Not bad, it's as good as a folk puppet show." I can't imagine that you kid has two hits! ”

The senior brother looked proud, deliberately ignored the green face of the teacher, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, how about it, it's easy to understand, right?" I'm smart! ”

Sima Ze also listened quietly, with a look of surprise on his face.

Jun Huang snorted twice, obviously the master used this method when he taught them a lesson, and the senior brother borrowed the master's method and was embarrassed to say that he was smart?

The old face of the master was shrouded in a layer of frost, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Three teachings and nine streams, it is difficult to enter the hall of elegance." Give me back to my place! ”

The senior brother smiled and returned to his position, and Junhuang also returned to his position after packing up his villain and chariot.

Taishi said angrily: "Look at you, one by one, they don't look like words, what are you going to do in the future?" Then Taishi's eyes narrowed, and he pointed at Junhuang and said, "You say, what do you want to do when you grow up?" ”

Huan Wen was frightened half to death by the angry Taishi, for fear that he would provoke the Taishi again, and he was relieved to hear the Taishi ask Junhuang.

But Junhuang was not timid, stood up calmly, and said: "When I grow up, I want to play tricks and perform puppet shows for children everywhere." ”

Taishi glared at Jun Huang, hated iron and said: "If you don't have great ambitions, you can't make a weapon!" ”

That's right, in the eyes of everyone, those who do tricks are all people of three religions and nine ranks, witch doctors, musicians, and hundreds of craftsmen, and gentlemen are disdainful. And the people who look down on this scholar the most are doctors, musicians, and entertainers. There is also a gentleman who cooks far away, and this gentleman also refers to a person who reads. It means that the reader should stay away from the person who cooks.

Although Junhuang had heard these words, she only thought that it was just talk, and that scholars would not really look down on people who cooked, musicians, and people who worked hard. At least as a reader, she didn't look down on those people at all, so she felt that all readers were like her.

It's just that this Taishi has really refreshed her world view, and it turns out that that kind of 'gentleman' really exists!

Then the Taishi looked at the senior brother again and asked sharply, "What about you?" You're not going to grow up to be an entertainer like your sister, are you? ”

That's right, performing tricks is a show, but the old man said it well, why did he say the word show in that sarcastic tone?

Junhuang said he couldn't understand it.

The senior brother looked righteous and awe-inspiring, and said enthusiastically: "I naturally want to be a hero, robbing the rich and helping the poor, punishing the evil and eliminating the evil, and killing corrupt officials......"

The Taishi was heartbroken for a while, his face collapsed, and he wanted to give his senior brother a slap as soon as he shook his hand, the senior brother's martial arts were good, and he hurriedly dodged it, and the Taishi was annoyed and forgot to care about the matter of the senior brother avoiding his slap, and said angrily: "What is robbing the rich and helping the poor, isn't this just a thief?" Killing corrupt officials, aren't you just going to be a wanted criminal by the court? Look at you, you don't know how to learn, one wants to be a showman, the other wants to be a thief, are you worthy of your master? Yes? ”