Chapter 43: Elementary school students who dare not provoke
"You...... Will you also create your own martial arts? Or a shortcut to the top? Mo Ziyao stretched out her hand and pointed at Bu Fan, blinked her two big watery eyes, and finally couldn't hold back her laughter. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hey, is it good to give some face, do you want to eat sour and hot shredded potatoes?" Bu Fan raised the kitchen knife, and his stinky face looked like he had just been cuckolded.
"Okay, okay, you're a master of martial arts, can't the little girl apologize to you?" As she spoke, Mo Ziyao picked up the half apple from the ground, and then made a gesture to stuff it into the mouth of the mortal.
"You...... Your apology is so insincere, how do I feel like you're insulting me again? Bu Fan pursed his lips and hurriedly stepped back.
"Hehe, I'm kidding you, since the shredded potatoes are cut, hurry up and make a fire to cook, remember to bring the rice over later." As she spoke, Mo Ziyao smiled again and ran to the living room.
Bu Fan held a kitchen knife in his hand, almost crying, thinking that he had really become a nanny, and he would bring her the food later, and he was serving Lafayette.
Five minutes later, Bu Fan held a plate of fragrant shredded potatoes and a bowl of hot boiled noodles in front of Mo Ziyao: "Lafayette, please eat!" ”
"Okay, little fanzi, you can also sit down and eat together."
"Uh." The corners of Bu Fan's mouth suddenly twitched, "It's better for you to eat first, if I really sit down, won't I really become a eunuch in your mouth." ”
After Mo Ziyao heard this, she sneered again, then picked up the chopsticks and began to taste the shredded potatoes.
"This shredded potato is fragrant and crispy, and the heat is just right, you really made it?" Mo Ziyao smacked her lips and looked at Bu Fan.
"I love to eat but not to eat, and I don't eat and go. Really, eating shredded potatoes is still suspicious. Bu Fan said, and directly stepped forward to take away the plate of shredded potatoes in front of Mo Ziyao's table.
"Ah...... I haven't finished eating yet, you can't take it away! Mo Ziyao stood up directly and roared at Bu Fan, who covered his ears and squatted directly on the ground.
"What's the matter, miss, is there an assassin coming?"
Mo Ziyao's Hedong lion roar was really lethal, and even Fu Bo outside the door was shocked and hurried over.
"It's okay, we're just discussing whether to hire a babysitter to come back and cook for us, but now it seems ...... Oh yes, this is a dish of Bufan Yakini, Fubo, you can try it. Mo Ziyao looked at Bu Fan and smiled slyly, then picked up a string of shredded potatoes and handed it to Fu Bo's mouth.
"This is Mr. Black Hawk's own cooking?" Fauber glanced at Bu Fan, and then tasted the sour and spicy shredded potatoes.
Ten seconds later, Fauber clapped his hands repeatedly: "Okay, Mr. Black Hawk's skills are no worse than those senior chefs, since since this is, then I will not find another chef, and Mr. Black Hawk will be in charge of the eldest lady's three meals a day in the future." ”
After speaking, Fu Bo walked up to Bu Fan again, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a very optimistic expression: "What ingredients does Mr. Black Eagle need in the future, just ask me, I will definitely try my best to buy it back for you." ”
"This ......" Bu Fan was really about to cry, thinking that he was here to be a bodyguard, not a nanny to do laundry and cooking. However, seeing that Fauber was so optimistic about himself, he swallowed his words back again.
Only Mo Ziyao pinched the corners of her skirt with both hands, and looked at Bu Fan with a smile that had succeeded in her treacherous scheme.
The little Jiujiu in her heart was successfully cashed in, and Mo Ziyao finally sat down at the dining table and ate the plate of shredded potatoes with peace of mind.
In just ten minutes, Mo Ziyao was stunned and ate all the shredded potatoes on the plate in the image of a lady, leaving only some red peppers and vegetable soup......
Bu Fan stood next to him and looked at Mo Ziyao with a shocked face, and shouted in his heart: "Ziyao, eat moderately, remember to keep in shape......
When Bu Fan finished serving Mo Ziyao and returned to his downstairs room, he found that it was close to one o'clock in the afternoon.
"Oops, it's Saturday, and I still have a private cram school in the sky." Bu Fan patted his head violently, quickly jumped on the bed and opened the Tiandi brand mobile phone.
"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, how are you? Is everyone still there? Bu Fan logged in to the fairy world cram school, but found that the classroom was empty, let alone a fairy shadow, not even a ghost shadow.
"Sir, you're late." Just when Bu Fan shook his head and sighed that the time was not right, a figure jumped out from behind the podium, and then stretched out his little hand and touched Bu Fan's old face with a mosaic light.
"Hey, you kid with red hair and a bad boy at first glance, jump off the lectern for me!"
"People are famous, my name is Red Boy, and I'm not the bad boy you say." The red boy said as he jumped off the lectern.
"Red Boy? Are you the red boy of the Bull Demon King's family? The boy of good fortune under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva? Bu Fan asked, pointing to the child in front of him.
"I didn't expect you, a little fairy from the world, to know my name, you must have done a lot of homework."
"Thorn Head, it is worthy of being a big thorn in the Heavenly Court Primary School for more than 500 years and has not graduated, it is too arrogant, which teacher dares to issue him a graduation certificate." Bu Fan shouted again in his heart, now he especially hopes that he has the ability of Sun Wukong, and then picks up this little kid and slaps his ass fiercely!
"Third brother, you guys should come out now, if you want me to see, this guy is not qualified to tutor us at all!" The red boy pointed out the door and shouted.
Soon, another child and two adults walked in from outside.
"It's a joke that your virtue is also worthy of opening a cram school in our Heavenly Palace."
Before the two adults could speak, the child pointed to Bu Fan and spoke first.
Bu Fan looked at the child's body for a moment, and then pointed at him and sighed: "People put their underwear on the outside to imitate Superman, but what do you mean by wearing a lotus-shaped big pants?" ”
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"Presumptuous, this is a lotus leaf coat tailored for me by Master Taiyi Zhenren, you actually call it a lotus-shaped big pants, it's really looking for a fight!" After speaking, Nezha shouted loudly and threw the Qiankun circle in his hand directly to Bufan.
It's just that Bu Fan's body is in Mo Ziyao's villa, and what is presented in front of the immortals at this time is just a phantom of Bu Fan, and the Qiankun circle can't hurt him at all.
"Third brother, third brother, don't be impulsive, this step teacher is a tutor appointed by the Jade Emperor, if you hurt him, it will be difficult to escape the Jade Emperor's level." The two adults behind Nezha finally stepped in to stop Nezha.
"One of them is Muzha, he has come to my cram school before, and the other can't be Jinzha, right? Could this grumpy kid be ......?"
"Sir, my third brother Nezha is young and ignorant, please don't be like him." At this moment, Mu Zha rubbed his hands together and said respectfully to Bu Fan.
"Are you really Nezha? Then why does the red boy call you third brother? Are you relatives? Bu Fan was still full of suspicion, feeling that the relationship between these immortals in front of him seemed to be very different from the descriptions in "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen List".