Chapter 102: Your Pet Is Molested
"Well, it seems that this system is also a person with a story. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoNo, I should say it's also a system with a story. ”
Dai Tingting nodded very seriously, feeling that her analysis was really good.
Li Surou looked at her like a neuropath, "Don't you know that animals can't become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?" ”
Dai Tingting protested, "But the system is not an animal. ”
Li Xurou thought about it and seemed right, but a bunch of data made people feel even more scary to think about it, okay?
Could it be that this game is also set to feel the ambiguity between players who is with whom?
But after thinking about it, he didn't have an affair with the great god, he always took advantage of her.
I can't figure it out, and I'm curious.
Li Xurou was even more curious about what the hint would be on the side of the great god when she went online.
Could it be that your lady is already online?
"Tingting, I'll play the game now and log back in, you can see what your prompt is when I'm online in a while!"
Although she felt very bored, Dai Tingting still agreed, and Li Xurou went offline without saying a word.
On the other end, after listening to Zhang Jianyi's chatter, he said that it was all spent on his little lady, and Shen Dongchen didn't say anything.
was about to send a message to the little lady, but when she saw it, she was actually offline.
Does this mean that he will go offline immediately after watching him go online?
As a result, before I had time to think about what was going on, I saw her avatar in the friends list light up again.
【System】Your friend Poison Poison Poison Poison Lady has been launched.
The corners of Shen Dongchen's lips raised slightly, and he listened to Zhang Jianyi say, "Dongchen, your lady is offline, oops, Dongchen, your lady is online again." ”
"I know!" Shen Dongchen didn't even bother to look at Zhang Jianyi.
He'll have a hint here, okay? It's not that he can't see it, there is already a system prompt, and there is a real person prompt by his side.
"How's it going?"
Li Xurou asked Dai Tingting excitedly, and Dai Tingting looked at the computer and read out the received system prompt message word by word.
It's also normal.,Prompt the other party's friend is online.。
But Li Xurou couldn't figure out why the master didn't prompt her with his ID after going online, but directly said her father-in-law.
"BUG, it must be BUG!"
It's still a deep, deep bug.
Li Xurou wants to cry without tears, even if she is molested by the gods all day long on weekdays, she is actually molested by the system today.
I don't think anyone will believe it.
[Private chat] The key is that I am Dongchen: Lady, you are in the ...... this time and below. Motion?
No, before the grief was finished, the great god began his daily teasing again.
The first sentence of the line must be mainly to tease her.
One on one and one down!
Motion!
What a simple, what a loving exercise of the two righteous words, at this moment from the mouth of the great god, Li Xurou instantly felt that these words were too dirty.
It's so dirty that I can't bear to look at it at all.
【Private Chat】Poison Poison Poison Lady: Master, you may not believe it when you say it, your pet was molested just now.
【Private Chat】The key is that I am Dongchen: Oh? Whoever is so bold, my pet dares to touch it.
Li Xurou pondered, if she told the great god that when he went online just now, the system prompted that her husband was online, and it was estimated that the great god would be very serious and say that this was the will of heaven.
Since even the system thinks that he is her father-in-law, then he will chase her even more and let her call him her father-in-law!
After thinking about it, Li Xurou felt that it was better to forget it, and telling him that if he couldn't solve the problem, it would only give him a more serious reason to tease her.
Li Xurou thought, and went to the official game to complain after a while, how could there be such an unreasonable BUG, and she actually took it upon herself to arrange a partner for her.
When the time comes, you must talk about the people who run the game.,This kind of BUG has it, and I dare to say that it's been updated.。
But the great god continued to care about himself, asking who was molesting his pet.
Poison Poison Poison Lady: Actually, it's nothing, it's just that in the morning, your pet plays with her pet, and then her pet pulls a piece of poop on your pet......
Li Xurou looked at it, and there was a feeling that she almost dizzed herself.
But the great god is so powerful, she should understand what she means, after all, she has already told the great god before that she also has a pet at home.
Of course, this pet of hers is not the same as the pet of the great god.
One is a human and the other is a dog.
"Sister, if you are so wronged, it will probably be uncomfortable."
Suddenly, a ghost-like voice came from her ears, startling Li Xurou.
Dai Tingting was staring at her computer just now, when did she run behind her again?
"Peek, shame!" Li Xu glared.
Dai Tingting raised her eyebrows, "How can I peek, I'm looking at it openly." ”
It seems that they are now in Dai Tingting's house, and even more so in Dai Tingting's room.
[Private chat] The key is that I am Dongchen: Lady, you better go and change into that long dress! If you wear this, I'm afraid I won't be able to fly you for a while.
Suddenly receiving such a sentence from the great god, Li Xurou's first reaction was to look down at the clothes on her body.
After three seconds of hesitation, it dawned on her that the great god was referring to the fashion in her game.
Ah, she just said that the weather is hot now, so among the three sets of fashion that Mo Bai gave her, wearing this set of fabrics looks the coolest at least.
How would the great god know that there was a long skirt?
So Mo Bai said that it wasn't his money anyway, which means that these fashions were actually given by the gods?
Ahem! Li Xurou suddenly felt that her cheeks were a little hot.
【Private Chat】Poison Poison Poison Lady: Does the master think this body is not good-looking? But I think it's cool to dress like this!
The key is that I am Dongchen: the lady is cool, but I am hot.
Li Xurou subconsciously replied.
[Private Chat] Poison Poison Poison Lady: Master, you won't even have the air conditioner on when you go to work, right? On such a hot day, why is your boss so slammed, he lacks heart?
【Private Chat】The key is that I am Dongchen:......
Zhang Jianyi went to fetch two glasses of water, one was placed in front of Shen Dongchen's computer desk, and he watched them chat while drinking.
I just saw Li Xurou saying that their boss slammed the door, is it a lack of heart.
Then one didn't hold back and squirted.
It's not an exaggeration at all, it's all on the computer.
Shen Dongchen looked at his computer screen expressionlessly, and strings of water beads flowed down the screen......
took a deep breath, closed his eyes and opened them again, but Zhang Jianyi didn't spray all of his face, but the left side of his face was still innocent.
Although he wanted to be angry, he still kept smiling and looked at Zhang Jianyi, looking at his body that covered his mouth and laughed until he kept shaking, he actually wanted to laugh too.
Shen Dongchen got up and went to the bathroom to clean up, and Zhang Jian shouted as soon as he opened his mouth: "Dongchen, don't knock on the door, the door is innocent." (To be continued.) )