Chapter 3, the little expert in flirting with girls
When Fluttershy comes to see Ningxia again, she is taken aback by Feng, after all, she is not a modern person like Ningxia who has seen all the eighteen forbidden places, and when she sees Feng naked and bandaged, Fluttershy uses her soprano potential, and almost deafens her inner ears. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
"Alright!" Ningxia covered her mouth, "If you shout again, you'll bring the wolf"
Fluttershy covers her eyes, "He'...... Why doesn't he wear clothes?"
"I'm wearing it" Ningxia looked at Ah Feng, who was just shirtless, and there was a bandage, so he didn't show anything. In ancient times, people were hypocritical, and if you see a man wearing only a big pair of pants in summer, you should not be scared to death.
Fluttershy covers her eyes, "You tell him to get dressed"
Seeing that Fluttershy would rather die than give in, Ningxia is helpless and motions for Ah Feng to get dressed. While explaining to Fluttershy, a couple of young people run over to "What's wrong with Saucer?" Leading the way is Fluttershy's older brother, Amu.
Ningxia has grown up with a mouth, what is the situation? Fluttershy is embarrassed, she was scared away by Xiaoyaozi last time she sneaked to see Ningxia, and this time she didn't dare to come alone, so she pestered Amu to come with her. Amu heard that Ningxia was here with the strange old man, so he immediately called a few good friends to bring Ningxia back. After all, everyone in the village knows about the strange old man, and they are worried that Ningxia will be disemboweled.
Ningxia couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, Master's reputation was really bad. explained to them the matter of Xiaoyaozi, and explained that he had been accepted by him as an apprentice, and he would not be unfavorable to him.
Amu was in disbelief, Ah Feng walked out, saw that Ningxia was surrounded by a group of people, and quickly came over to block Ningxia behind him, with a strong momentum, "Lady, who are they?" β
"Lady?" Amu was devastated "Who are you?" Why is it called Ningxia Niangzi? β
Ah Feng frowned, "I'm Xiao Xia's husband, who are you?" β
"I, I'm ......" Amu turned and ran away "I'm nothing"
The people who stayed behind were dumbfounded, what was going on? The partners hurriedly chased after him, "Amu, what's wrong with you?" β
Fluttershy understood her brother's thoughts, and she glanced at Ningxia with a complicated expression, "Ningxia, is he really your husband?" β
"How is it possible" Ningxia denied "the one you found out with me, you don't know it yet?" β
Who knows what happened to you after that, Fluttershy mutters as she says "...... him?"
Ningxia had no choice but "He has amnesia, so he has to treat me as his wife"
"That's good" Fluttershy breathed a sigh of relief, although Ningxia is sometimes quite vicious, but she is still a good person, and she is willing to let Ningxia be her sister-in-law, "Then you should hurry up and make it clear to him, and besides, don't let him hang around you without clothes"
Fluttershy gives Fluttershy a hard look. At this glance, she was a little stunned, just now she only noticed that he was not wearing clothes, but now she looked, he was so good-looking. Fluttershy blushes slightly, "Alright, I'll go first" and runs away.
Ningxia shook his head, the brother and sister are really the same.
Seeing that the idlers and others were gone, Ah Feng relaxed, his momentum was completely gone, more like a large dog, he hugged Ningxia "I don't like those people"
Ningxia broke free from his embrace: "What's wrong?" They are all my neighbors and nice people."
Ah Feng didn't give up and hugged him again, "I don't like the way Amu looks at you, the lady is mine"
Ningxia gave up struggling, and when she heard Ah Feng's words, she turned her head and glanced at Ah Feng, her handsome face, her eyes were focused, and her voice was low, which made Ningxia's heart itch, being handsome was a foul, and when he looked at it like this, Ningxia felt that she was going to indulge in his eyes.
Xiaoyaozi appeared in time, "Ahem, Ningxia, it's time for class today, come in!" β
"Huh?" Ningxia was dumbfounded: "Don't you treat Ah Feng as an apprentice?" Do I still have to learn? β
"Of course!" Xiaoyaozi glared, "Since you are my apprentice, you must learn from me, even if you are an idiot"
"Master!" Ningxia lowered her head and walked into the room, only to feel a hot hand, she turned her head to look, Ah Feng winked at her. Ningxia smiled, this kid is really self-taught.
Xiaoyaozi saw the two people who came in hand in hand, raised his eyebrows, but didn't say anything, and began to explain the characteristics and uses of various medicinal materials, he spoke very quickly, Ningxia was dizzy when he only listened, but Ah Feng was very serious without blinking.
After speaking, Xiaoyaozi looked at Ningxia, "Do you understand?" β
Ningxia was in pain, "Master, you are talking too fast"
Ignoring her protests, Xiaoyaozi casually pointed to a medicinal herb with "name, properties, usefulness"
"This ......" Ningxia scratched his head "Banxia...... Banxia, born around the summer solstice...... At this time, a yin is born, and the heaven and earth are no longer pure yang qi, and the summer is more than half, hence the name Banxia. Dryness and dampness dissolve phlegm, reduce inversion and stop vomiting, eliminate phlegm and disperse knots. Well, it is used for phlegm coughing and wheezing, phlegm drinking dizziness, wind phlegm dizziness, phlegm syncope, headache, vomiting and nausea, chest and chest stuffiness, plum nuclear gas; Raw external treatment of carbuncle sputum nucleus"
"Ningxia, you're not deaf, are you?" Ningxia shook his head suspiciously, and Xiaoyaozi said calmly, "So, Ah Feng, you can say it quietly, after all, although I am old, my ears are not deaf."
Ah Feng lowered his head and was silent, Ningxia was dissatisfied, "It's obviously Master, you said it too fast, and I don't have Ah Feng's memory that I can't forget, how can I ......" The voice became smaller and smaller under Xiaoyaozi's gaze.
Xiaoyaozi shook his head, it was indeed that he was too radical, he threw a book to Ah Feng, "This book is for you, you have to learn all the content of this book, and in a month, I will be assessed" Ningxia was delighted, it seems that he doesn't have to learn. God knows what I experienced as a science student.
However, she was still too naΓ―ve, Xiaoyaozi threw her a book "Similarly, I will be assessed in a month" Ningxia suddenly felt like ashes.
Xiaoyaozi walked out leisurely, leaving only Ningxia and Ah Feng in a daze with two books. The book in Ningxia had two words "Antidote" written on it, she suddenly had an ominous premonition, and when she took Ah Feng's book, it was unsurprisingly two big characters, but the difference was that the word "poison" was written on it. Sure enough, it was Master's style, simple and rude, and she even knew what his assessment method would be in the future.
After thinking about it, she flattered and leaned next to Ah Feng, "Learning two books a month is very simple for you, isn't it?" Ah Feng nodded dumbly, and Ningxia put the "Antidote" in front of him, "I'll leave it to you this month, no matter what method you use, let me remember the content on it."
Xiaoyaozi outside the door shook his head after listening to his apprentice's words, that Ah Feng is not an ordinary person, even if he has amnesia now, he is not something that his apprentice can control. It's just that, with the nature of an apprentice, no matter what she says now, she won't listen to anything, so she can only wait for her to hit the wall and wake up by herself.
To be honest, he really didn't know his apprentice, even if Ah Feng couldn't see through it, but he knew that it was not ordinary, Ningxia, he really didn't know what kind of character she was, she could see through everything, but sometimes she was pessimistic, and sometimes she was optimistic. A single dog who has never been in contact with a woman in his life said, is it so difficult for women to understand?
Ningxia said: No, only women who have read various types of romance texts are so difficult to understand.
In the following month, under Ah Feng's intensive training, Ningxia's learning situation was quite effective. At the same time, Ningxia said that Ah Feng is simply a little expert in flirting with girls, and he is flirting all the time. The heart of the pseudo-girl who has read thousands of sails in Ningxia is crisp and soft, I used to read novels and watch TV, and I only felt itchy in my boots, but now, the itch is real, it is true, the whole body is comfortable, and there is an indescribable pleasure.
After reading "Antidote", Ningxia, who was physically and mentally happy, wanted to read Ah Feng's book, and Ah Feng, who was responsive, dutifully explained to her "This kind of ...... Three days after eating, the intestines pierced the stomach and died, and there was this, smeared on the weapon, and the blood was seen to seal the throat, and there was ......"
Ningxia almost vomited when she heard this, but she waved her hand to make Ah Feng stop, "Isn't there anything less disgusting?" β
"There is such a thing as "Ah Feng turning the page", drunk for a thousand days, the middle one is like drunk, the face is red, he can't wake up, he dies in his sleep, and he is not disgusting at all"
"It's not disgusting" Ningxia nodded, "What I want to say is, is there itching powder, sweat medicine or anything like that?"
Feng wondered, "Those are not poisons"
Well, Ningxia changed the topic, "How do you guess the master will test us?" β
Ah Feng shook his head sincerely, "Don't worry, no matter how you take the test, I will help you"
Caught off guard and eating another dose of dog food, Xiaoyaozi decided to protest against the dog abuse "Ningxia, you go out first"
"Huh?" Ningxia was puzzled.
"I'm going to evaluate him, you go out first"
"Oh" Ningxia glanced at Ah Feng worriedly, and walked out slowly.
Seeing that Ningxia had gone out, Xiaoyaozi put away his smiling face and put out a list of poisons with an expressionless face, "Do you know these poisons?" β
Ah Feng recognized them one by one, and Xiaoyaozi picked another poison for him to make, and he still did it well.
Xiaoyaozi nodded with satisfaction and called Ningxia to come in, and Ningxia looked at Ah Feng first when he entered the house, "Are you okay?" Ah Feng's heart warmed, and he smiled and shook his head at her.
Xiaoyaozi was dissatisfied, "He is your husband, what can I do to him"
Ningxia has no choice but "Master" is obviously very dissatisfied with Ah Feng, but your husband who still opens his mouth and closes his mouth is naΓ―ve like a child.
Xiaoyaozi "It's your turn now" As soon as the words fell, he poured a glass of water into Ningxia's mouth. Ningxia coughed and was forced to swallow a few mouthfuls of water.
Ah Feng panicked, "Xiao Xia! "That glass of water is the poison he just made!
Ningxia has a bad premonition "Ah Feng, what's in the water"
Xiaoyaozi stopped Ah Feng, "You can take the pulse yourself"
Ningxia knows that this is an assessment of itself. She gave herself a pulse, but fortunately it was a chronic poison, and it would not be poisoned until three days later, and she still had time.
Ah Feng followed behind Ningxia at a loss, "Xiao Xia, are you okay?" Does it hurt? β
Ningxia smiled and comforted him, "The poison you made, you yourself know what the effect is, and you don't feel it if you don't have a poison."
Ah Feng still followed suit, "What medicinal herbs are you looking for, I'll help you get them, you sit there and don't move"
Xiaoyaozi said, "This is the assessment of Ningxia, outsiders should not interfere"
"I'm not an outsider!" Ah Feng shouted angrily, "I am Xiao Xia's husband, how do you know that you who don't have a lady, treat your lady carefully, and don't let your lady get hurt a little"
The 10,000-year-old single dog Xiaoyaozi received a blow to his heart, stopped talking, and let Ah Feng follow Ningxia to busy before and after.
When Fluttershy comes to see Ningxia again, she sees this scene: Ningxia is sitting in a chair with a helpless face, and Ah Feng runs before and after showing her various medicinal herbs. Fluttershy is surprised, "Ningxia, what's wrong with you?" β
"It's nothing, it's just poisoned," Ningxia didn't want to say more.
Fluttershy warned, "Did that weird old man do it?" I told you earlier, don't live here, that strange old man is not a good person, and you can't still starve in the village."
"Xiao Xia doesn't go to the village" Ah Feng stood in front of Ningxia, that Ah Mu has always coveted Xiao Xia, and Xiao Xia must not go to the village.
Seeing Feng looking at her, Fluttershy blushes, "You can also go to the village to live"
Ah Feng refused, "I won't go, and Xiao Xia won't go either!" "If you can strangle the rival in the cradle, why put it in front of you?
"That's it, my apprentice naturally wants to live with me," Xiaoyaozi shook over slowly.
Fluttershy's face turns white, and her courage pours up as she remembers the bloodied appearance of Xiaoyaozi, and she runs away spineless again.
Feng looks at Fluttershy who is running away, and then at Xiaoyaozi, "Next time she comes back, you chase her away"
Ningxia, who has never gained the right to speak, is helpless, "I said, have you respected my opinion?" β
Ah Feng immediately looked at Ningxia, "Xiao Xia, we don't live in the village, I like it here" with a pitiful look
If you don't have me, you prefer it, Xiaoyaozi complained silently.
Ningxia sighed, "I didn't say I was going to live in the village, it's just that Fluttershy is my friend, so I can't drive her away."
Ah Feng promised without blinking, "I won't drive her away", just call Xiaoyaozi directly.