Xiaoya is already wary, I understand her mentality, she thinks I am as bad as the screenwriter. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I put away my wallet and waited in the back, keeping a safe distance from her so that she could feel at ease.

Judging from the back, Xiaoya is not bad, the girls are good, and she is an eight-point girl, but she is obviously a village girl's temperament, and she can't be compared with the girls in the big city.

I asked, "What do you think about going upstairs with someone like him?" ”

Xiaoya replied: "He said that he could introduce a role to me to play, and he also said that he could find a place for me to live temporarily, but I didn't expect ......"

I laughed and asked, "Where did you meet?" You believe in him so much? ”

Xiaoya looked up stupidly and replied: "At the gate of Beiying, where are many people waiting, I lost my wallet, no one helped me, only he was willing to help." ”

This answer made my heart tremble, how many people are at the gate of Beiying, why is there no one to help the little girl when she loses her wallet? I just let a pervert help.

Losing your virginity is more expensive than losing your wallet.

After waiting for a while, it was getting dark, and no one had come to pick up the girl, so I asked, "The friend you were looking for?" Can he do it? No, I have money here, you take it and go, just find a place to live first, and pay me back when you have money. As he spoke, he took out his wallet again and pulled out the money.

Xiaoya hesitated, reached out to take it, and said thank you.

I smiled and turned to leave, Xiaoya shouted from behind, "Hey, what's your name?" How am I going to pay you back? ”

I thought about it for a while and said to her: "My name is Zhang Lingxian, and you may see me on the big screen in the future." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a taxi on the side of the road stopped, and a woman jumped down shouting, "Big star, big star!" ”

If you want to say that this world is small, it is really unusually small, the capital of Nuoda, with a population of 20 million, just met an acquaintance, and the woman who came down was none other than the treasure she met when she was filming on Shazhou, Lulu.

Lulu was wearing hair cake shoes, cropped jeans, two straight calves, small hips and buttocks, and a thin waist, her face was snow-white, her mouth was blood-red, her eyes seemed to have been beaten, she was black, her ears were pierced with a row of nails, and her hair was a colorful chicken nest.

To be honest, I really didn't see it at first glance, but I heard it from her.

Looking at this non-mainstream dress, I feel that my head is big, "You are ......"

Lulu hurriedly explained: "This is the role I designed for the retest, the urban-rural junction washing, cutting and blowing is not mainstream, how about it, praise it or not?" ”

I nodded, praise and praise, it's good, I don't have to act, it's just right. I wondered again, "Then why don't you go to study how to take the exam?" ”

Lulu pointed at her arm, "She." "I pulled it over to introduce, and I realized that Xiaoya's friend was Lulu.

At this time, Lulu was also puzzled, looked at me, looked at Xiaoya, and asked Xiaoya, "Is he bullying you?" ”

Xiaoya hurriedly shook her head, "It's not him, it's another old man." ”

Lulu laughed, "I also said, how can it be my male god, if the male god is an unspoken rule, such a cool thing, how can you resist?" ”

This girl didn't speak well, and I said, "Since the two of you are together, I'm relieved, you can go play." After speaking, she turned around and left, but Lulu didn't follow, came up and dragged my arm, "Don't worry, big star, it's hard to meet, invite me to a meal." ”

Conscience speaking, I do not refuse to come to women, but only for those who seem to have feelings, the core point is to be round, the waist can be thin, but this breast, must be round, tall, material, the ass is the same, it looks like a healthy beauty.

Let's just say Zhao Ling'er, her appearance is okay, sweet, QQ, but this figure is not very good, but it is enough to be a boy's first love. Later, after looking at Qin Zhen and Lin Yurou's bodies, the requirements for women became higher and higher, and I felt that whether women were good or not, the first thing was to be healthy and plump.

Especially today, I read the female ghost album, and I am very interested in the figure of the woman in the oil painting, and the appearance is not mentioned, just talking about the proportion of people's figures, which is the real plump breasts and fat buttocks, how to look at how comfortable.

Later, I asked the experts, and they explained that we must not demand reality with the proportion of the female body in the oil painting, because there is a golden rule when the painter paints, people will set the proportion of the figure to the best, and it will look comfortable.

But a figure like Lulu is really unsightly. She used to wear loose clothes like a woman, but now she is dressed tight-fitting above and below, her two legs have become chopsticks, her hip bones are all supported by bones, her arms are thin, and her chest is full of two pointed purses, needless to say, they are padded with steel wire covers.

This kind of figure is incomplete, and to put it mildly, it's better than her to pull a junior high school girl out, and I'm really not interested.

Especially when she dragged my arm back, her arm hit her wire cover, hard, and even more uninterested, and shirked: "Next time, next time, not tonight." ”

Miss Lulu's temper came, and she was coquettish, "Oh, let's go, or I'll invite you to dinner, it just so happens that I have something to ask you about acting." ”

As he was talking, there was another person behind him, fat and fat, it was the great screenwriter Guo Chao, who came up and asked, "Hey, Xiaoya hasn't left yet?" Then he asked me, "Did you give her the money?" ”

I took out the money from my pocket and took out three hundred to him, "I'm sorry Mr. Guo, people don't want it." ”

The screenwriter was also stunned, "Why not." As he spoke, he took the money back in his hand.

Lulu next to her widened her eyes and said, "Pervert." ”

The screenwriter suddenly had a black face, "Where did you come from, girl?" Know who I am? ”

Lulu also had to say, and then Xiaoya came to pull her arm, shaking anxiously, and Lulu took away her majesty and glared at the screenwriter with only two eyes.

The screenwriter asked me: "Who is this girl, she is not very old, how can she speak disrespectfully?" ”

I was about to answer, someone honked on the side of the road, and a rough voice shouted: "Lao Guo, can you go?" ”

I looked back and said in my heart, it was none other than Shengge Rinpoche, the one who had a bad relationship with Lin Yurou and me. It's better to come by chance, but today I want to ask what he said to Lin Yurou, and Lin Yurou made trouble with me.

I walked to the car to let Sheng Ge down, but the screenwriter followed behind and said, "It's just right, I'm free tonight, Xiao Zhang will come to dinner together." ”

A word to remind me, I feel that it is not appropriate for the old monk to move his fists and feet on the street, it is better to go to the box with him first, and then make a decision depending on the situation.

The big monk's car is a Mercedes-Benz business, much more advanced than Buick business, the chairs inside are large massage chairs, I want to lift my feet here, and Lulu is anxious behind, "I'll go, I'll go too." ”

That Xiaoya followed behind, trembling with fright.

The screenwriter was overjoyed when he heard this, and hurriedly greeted: "Come together." ”

The big monk in front also laughed, "Come on, come on." ”

Lulu was born in an official family, she is bold, and she has never suffered a loss, she dares to break into the tiger's den in Longtan, she can't stop it, she is as flexible as an ape, she rushed into the back of the car, and greeted Xiaoya, "Come on, come quickly, go together." ”

Xiaoya looked at the screenwriter, her face was like gold paper, obviously she didn't dare, Lulu ignored it, and stretched out her hand to persuade, "Come, don't be afraid to follow me." ”

Xiaoya got into the car and also sat in the back, and the screenwriter came up last and closed the car door.

When the car started, I looked back and asked, "Girl, you are too bold, you are not afraid, we will take you out and sell it." ”

Lulu was proud, "You don't dare to borrow ten guts from you, and you don't know who my father is." ”

It's a big breath, but it also makes the screenwriter frightened when he hears this, and turns his head and asks, "Who is your father?" ”

I didn't even want to answer, but Lulu preemptively said, "Don't say it, I sneaked out, and my father's guards don't know." ”

Guard? I muttered to myself, why haven't I seen any guards? Looking at Lulu's expression again, it was clearly cunning, and I understood in my heart that this was not for me, but for the screenwriter.

can't help but be surprised, this girl is good, her brain turns quite fast, she is young, she is thin, and she knows how to bluff people.

Regardless of whether it's true or not, the screenwriter's eyes changed first when she looked at her, not as pompous as just now, and much more stable.

The car went all the way, Lulu was playing with her mobile phone, and from time to time she made a sound of his~hiss~, I felt strange and asked her, "What are you playing?" ”

The girl held up her mobile phone to show me, "WeChat, a new chat software, don't need money to send messages." And then asked, do you have one? I'll send you a copy. ”

I remember the experience of exchanging contact information several times, others are mailboxes, Weibo, everyone, card test sets, etc., I just have a QQ, saying that it is not fashionable to go out, so I give her the mobile phone and let her help get it.

After a while, Lulu got it right, handed it to me, and lay her head on my shoulder to point out how to operate, how to set up an avatar, how to shake it, and how to send photos.

It's a large QQ, and the parent company is the same.

I just shook it twice, and the big monk on the co-pilot in front also heard the sound of brushing, and I just knew that the big monk would also play WeChat.

I thought that the place to eat was very close, but the car was driving wrong, and the high-rise buildings outside the window were gradually decreasing, so I was puzzled and asked, "Where to eat?" ”

The great monk smiled, "Go to Fangshan." ”

I asked where Fangshan was?

The screenwriter said: "Fangshan is also the capital, which used to be a suburb, but now it is also developed, within the Sixth Ring Road. ”

The car took us to a farmhouse, the place is unknown, but look at the surrounding environment, it should be the junction of urban and rural areas, after entering the door, I saw a row of cars parked at the door, all of them were cars from afar, not only Beijing brand, but also many Tianjin brand Ji brand.

Entering the door to a large space, the main family built a lot of earthen pots, the outside is pasted with porcelain tiles, clean, put a large pot on it, and the sign says iron pot stew.

That's when I realized that I had come all the way to eat a farm meal.

Iron pot stew can be stewed fish stewed chicken stewed pork ribs, you can also have noodles, pancakes, these don't matter, I just wonder, isn't the great monk can't eat meat?

The screenwriter gave me popular science again, don't eat meat, it's just the rules of Han Buddhism, the rules set by Emperor Wu of Liang, in fact, foreign Buddhas eat meat.

The big monk didn't look at me either, he just glanced at Lulu after ordering, pinched his fingers three or five times, and said: "The girl was born in a rich family, and her father is the lord of a small city in the northwest. ”

In a word, Lulu was stunned, her eyes rolled slightly, "No, it's not a small town." ”

The big monk laughed, "You still don't recognize the small city?" Let me put it this way, according to international standards, a city with a population of more than 10 million is considered a big city, a city with a population of more than 5 million is considered a medium, and the rest are considered small cities. ”

With this fact, Lulu stopped talking.

The great monk was proud, and the screenwriter immediately held his feet, "Little girl, you may not know how powerful the Buddha in front of you is, the first living Bodhisattva in the capital, knowing yin and yang, breaking fate, the first five hundred years, the last five hundred years, omniscient, omniscient." ”

I waited for this sentence, and immediately made a gesture of excitement and asked the great monk, "What happens in the future can also be predicted?" ”

The great monk looked at me and thought for a while, "Familiar, where have we met?" ”

I slapped my face, "In the next Zhang Fa, I helped Miss Lin look at the office space a few days ago." ”

The great monk understood, "Oh, I remember, you are the ...... Thirty years of boy work, Yuanyang's bodyguard who has not leaked so far. ”

At this time, I don't care if he says I'm a bodyguard or something else, it's good to remember me, hehe's laughing at the moment, the master has a good memory.

Next to her, Lulu asked stupidly, "What do you mean that Yuanyang has not leaked?" ”

I replied impatiently, "Children are not allowed to ask." ”

Seeing this, the master's follower, who is also the driver and bodyguard, grinned at Lulu with a big mouth, "Yuanyang is not leaked, commonly known as a virgin." ”

Originally, I was talking nonsense, but now it is announced in public, it is inevitable that the scenery will be ruined, it doesn't matter if a few men laugh and laugh, Lulu and a melon woman also eat and laugh, it makes people unhappy, I criticized: "What are you laughing at, learn from others, and see how dignified people are." ”

Turning to the master, I asked, "Is it really possible to predict the future?" ”

The master replied, "Naturally. ”

I was about to speak, but he stretched out his hand to stop him, "But not tonight, tonight I borrowed the body to return the vulgar, I am a layman, so I just eat, drink, talk and laugh, and don't ask about the future." ”

This is unusual, what is the meaning of borrowing the body to return the vulgar?

The screenwriter explained, "The Buddhist scriptures say that the human body is just a stinky skin, and if you use it, you will throw it away, Master Shengge is a high monk, and he is 850 years old this year, strictly speaking, this body is not his own body, but it is borrowed, and it must be returned after all." ”

After hearing this, the two little girls lost their faces, and I pinched my fingers and counted, this product is 800 years old, isn't it in the Southern Song Dynasty? Looking at the face of the great monk again, he was not shocked and natural.

Lulu exclaimed, "Isn't that immortality? ”

The screenwriter nodded, "This is the subtlety of Buddhism." Then he asked, "Do you know what rainbow is?" ”

The three earth hammers shook their heads together, not knowing.

The screenwriter explained: "The so-called rainbow transformation is that before the death of a virtuous monk, the energy of his lifelong cultivation turned into a rainbow, overflowed from his body, and flew to the sky, which is the so-called spirit body shelling and becoming a bodhisattva. Don't look at me like this, it's true, there are records in history, don't believe you check it on the Internet, check it now. ”