Chapter 248: I got married inexplicably
"Ladies and gentlemen, all capable friends, hello everyone! Today is a very festive day, we are gathered here to hold a wedding celebration for Mr. Hao Qiang and Ms. Dugu Yuhui. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoI am very honored to accept the entrustment of the bride and groom to be the master of ceremonies for today's celebration, and I would like to express my sincere welcome and heartfelt thanks to the friends who participated in this wedding on behalf of the two couples. Now, I declare that the wedding ceremony has officially begun, and the bride and groom are invited to enter today. ”
Once upon a time, Han Cheng was still a shy man who was embarrassed to see strangers, but under Hao Qiang's poison, he can now act as a wedding emcee, I have to say, this is really a magical thing.
The wedding march sounded slowly, and the rain of red petals scattered in the air looked romantic and solemn.
And Hao Qiang and Xu Hui, accompanied by the best man and bridesmaids, gradually walked slowly on the red carpet, and at the end of the carpet was a heart-shaped flower door.
It's just that Hao Qiang didn't care about these things at all, he felt like he was going to explode at the moment, really, he really felt that he should learn a skill of exploding on the spot, so as not to endure too much pain and torture in the world.
Why torture? Because the best man and bridesmaid of this wedding turned out to be the manhole cover youth and the second yuan cute girl, it is nothing for the manhole cover youth to be the best man, but it is particularly flattering to Xu Hui's beauty.
But the two-dimensional cute girl is Hao Qiang's bridesmaid, whose brain is this special?
And the number of two-dimensional cute girls is not one or two, but all the cute girls Hao Qiang has seen, including King Arthur, Sister Cannon, Meow Pass, Night Knife God Shika, Shizaki Kurumi, Sister Shaking Dragon, etc., and even Lihua Song, Sanhua Limi, these Hao Qiang have never met.
These two-dimensional cute girls were all wearing bridesmaid dresses, and followed behind Hao Qiang one by one, and their expressions couldn't help laughing.
This made Hao Qiang almost crazy, isn't this the ending he wants? Could it be that he worked so hard to save private money for the two-dimensional cute sisters, just to give them a big share of money when they get married in the future?!
"Can you stop doing this? Pry the manhole cover! You know who I am, right? Are you playing with fire, do you know? Lao Tzu cursed you for giving birth to a son without chrysanthemums, and giving birth to a daughter without fungus! Hao Qiang made a curse-like threat to the manhole cover youth beside Xu Hui.
"Actually, I'm also very heartbroken, after all, we used to be friends, and now that you're leaving me, do you need me to sing another FFF group song for you?"
"Get out!"
When Hao Qiang was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, he suddenly saw a sign on the right side of the red carpet in front of him, and near the sign sat women who had a close relationship with Hao Qiang.
The six big characters on the sign are very eye-catching, but they make Hao Qiang almost vomit blood.
The six words of Guy are 'Hao Qiang's group of resentful women'.
Mommy's! What the hell is this? It's just death!
Wang Yan, Wang Zhe, Mo Weihuan, Han Jin, Leng Shuangning, and Yun Rou were all sitting near the sign, what did these women want to do?
And it didn't take long for Leng Tianyan to walk to the sign and sit nearby, Hao Qiang wanted to tear a dimensional crack and get into it, away from this three-dimensional full of tragedy.
"Xiaoqiang, your Yanfu is not shallow, there are so many women who like you, it really makes my eldest wife very nerve-wracking." Xu Hui said jokingly.
Hao Qiang didn't know what to say, obviously Xu Hui should also reject this kind of marriage, why is he still in the mood to ridicule him now?
"Don't talk nonsense, I'm ready to run away, you play slowly by yourself......"
"Sure enough, it's a hypocritical man who doesn't dare to be responsible, and we scoff at it!" King Arthur, who was closest to Hao Qiang, suddenly spoke, despising Hao Qiang's thoughts at the moment.
"In other words, we still want to be bridesmaids for this kind of person, it's really infuriating me!" Mikoto Misaka also echoed with great resentment.
Soon, the cute girls of the bridesmaid group all looked at Hao Qiang with disgust, so that Hao Qiang couldn't say that he was bitter, this was simply hatred on revenge, grievance on grievance, and the probability of attacking cute girls decreased in a straight line.
Therefore, Hao Qiang can only continue honestly to avoid an irreversible decline in character.
As Hao Qiang and Xu Hui slowly walked into the flower gate, the salute was also fired at this time, and the rumbling sound continued to sound, announcing this joy to the world.
In the cheerful wedding march, the bride and groom walked side by side, hand in hand, heart to heart, with a happy smile, stepping on the red carpet, holding the hand of the son, and growing old with the son. This moment means that two hearts that have been in love for a long time have finally come together.
This moment means that two people who love each other have stepped into the sacred marriage hall. This moment means that in the days to come, whether it is wind or rain, we must spend it together. This moment means that a couple will be together in the journey of life and join hands for a lifetime......"
Han Cheng went on to introduce the identities of the two of them, and said a lot of dispensable nonsense before moving on to the topic.
"Next, we are going to invite the respected Dugu seniors to witness the marriage of the couple, and now we have to ask the Dugu seniors to testify about the marriage......"
Dugu Yuan stepped forward with a smile on his face, raised his hand to greet everyone, and then said in a deep voice: "On behalf of many ancient warriors, supernatural people, and the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the Long State, I solemnly declare: The marriage of the groom Hao Qiang and the bride Dugu Yuhui is fully in line with the relevant provisions of my country's "Marriage Law", and the marriage is legal and valid!" From now on, you will be on duty with a certificate and listed for business! ”
The corners of Hao Qiang's mouth twitched, this old puppet can still play stalks, it's really amazing!
In fact, if you are not married and have never seen a wedding, the first time you experience a wedding, your heart will be quite excited, after all, under normal circumstances, marriage is only once, and at the moment of marriage, people's hearts are looking forward to happiness, that feeling is very wonderful, may be one of the most wonderful feelings in a lifetime.
Although after getting married, the wonderful feeling is usually gradually worn away by the trivial things of life, but it is also quite a good memory.
It's a pity that Hao Qiang doesn't have any superfluous feelings, after all, he is very resistant, he thinks that this marriage is just nonsense, and this group of people is still doing something, which really makes him angry.
"Thanks to the testimony of the witnesses, from now on, you are a legal husband and wife, you can eat in one pot and sleep in the bed, the public security bureau does not dare to care, the tax bureau does not pay taxes, and even Mommy has no reason to draw it...... Uh, slip of the tongue...... Let's wish the two newcomers to be heart-to-heart, know each other and stay together. The marriage certificate is issued by the authority, and whoever grabs it first is in charge. The marriage certificate is so good-looking, whoever grabs it first cooks ......"
Hao Qiang is going crazy, Han Cheng, this kid is really getting more and more excited, wait! Is there really a marriage certificate?