11 Divine stick routine
Even so, I didn't give up, and returned to my seat to argue with Mr. Hu, "You listened to his phone call behind his back, Zhao Ling'er didn't see Wang Daochang before me, even if she wanted to leak the news, she didn't have a chance." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Teacher Hu laughed, "In the future, you will also be regarded as a person in the film and television industry, do you know what is the core of our film and television industry?" ”
The core of the film and television industry is not acting?
Teacher Hu nodded, "Yes, the core of the film and television industry is acting, and what is the core of acting?" ”
My eyes rolled, and I secretly guessed, is it acting like?
Teacher Hu laughed again, "Life is like a play, drama is like life, the core of acting, what is good is to rely on acting, and if it is ugly, it is a deception." The root of being an actor is to create a fictional story, treat yourself as a character in the story, act, deceive, the better the actor, the higher the acting skills, and the more deceitful you are, do you understand this truth? ”
My cousin also added next to me: "As the saying goes, life in the drama depends on acting skills, Gua Wazi, you were deceived by the acting skills of that Wang Taoist." ”
With such an explanation, I somewhat believe Mr. Hu's words, but I can't figure it out, how did Daoist Wang deceive me? He didn't even see Zhao Ling'er's face, how did he know how old my name was?
Mr. Hu said again: "Film and television should be filmed well and moved by people, that is, it must be filmed and acted really, so that people can believe it." And to do this, it is not enough to rely on the acting skills of the actors, the most important thing is to serve the Tao. ”
Fuhua Dao, the abbreviation of the crew's costumes, makeup, and props, whether a play is good or not, Fuhua Dao accounts for seventy percent.
Teacher Hu said: "You said that Wang Daochang is in his thirties, obviously young, but he is called a senior brother by a Taoist in his forties, this title gives you a psychological hint, indicating that he is different from ordinary people." Moreover, the Taoist priest's room is full of photos of celebrities, which is also a psychological hint to you, making you subconsciously believe that he is very powerful. This is the same as the props we use in the movie, all the costumes must follow a rule when designing, the protagonist, the supporting role, the opposite angle, the character should be prominent, and the portrayal should be unforgettable, it must be highlighted special, not only the appearance, form, weapons, costumes, but also work hard. ”
I believed most of this, but I still didn't understand how Wang Daochang knew my identity.
Teacher Hu said: "If people want to know your news, they don't necessarily have to meet in person, don't you know that there is something called radio now?" ”
As soon as this statement came out, I instantly figured it out, the two rooms inside and outside, so far apart, there must be a line connection, I speak outside, and the inner Wang Dao Chang will inevitably hear it.
Come to think of it, it should be that when I went in to kowtow to look at the photo, the Taoist priest outside asked Zhao Ling'er my name and age, and the voice directly entered the ears of the royal Taoist in some secret way, so he could call out my name in one mouth.
After listening to my analysis, Mr. Hu laughed, "You can teach, you are not too stupid." ”
If I think about it this way, everything is easy to explain, and I am so annoyed that the liar is so angry, and the next time I meet him, I have to break his teeth and tell him not to deceive people again.
Teacher Hu said: "What's so strange about this, Xijing City is so big, there are not five hundred but three hundred, you go to the city wall to wave, there are stalls everywhere to tell the fortune, see people don't open their mouths, you know your age and origin, this is the most basic." ”
I was surprised to hear it, and I hurriedly asked what was going on.
Teacher Hu's eyes scanned around, and there was a yellow-haired young man holding a mobile phone, laughing and talking on the phone while walking. Speak in a Hong Kong accent.
Teacher Hu asked, "You say, where is he from?" ”
I guess, "It's supposed to be GD, right?" ”
Teacher Hu smiled, "Isn't this the end?" You can pinch it too. ”
Only then did I understand that the middle-aged Taoist could say that I was from Dongfu, because I had just come out of the house, and my Mandarin was not smooth, and the country accent was strong, so people said my hometown. For their professional liars, all parts of the country must be proficient in the southern and northern dialects, and they dare not say that they are specific to that county, but that province and that city must at least be known.
Without these two efforts, you can't fool people at all.
Teacher Hu admonished: "I said it today, you must always remember that from now on, if someone is in front of you, God, Buddha, Tao, you can listen to laughter and laughter, don't be fooled, no matter how dazzling the tricks he plays, you must remember clearly, that is a liar." ”
I nodded again and again, saying I remembered. Then he sighed, "Teacher, you said that since he is a liar, why would he take photos with so many celebrities?" ”
Teacher Hu laughed again, "Is Lao Mouzi famous?" You want a photo of him, it's very simple, and when the crew meets in the future, they will meet casually, but what can it represent? Is Clinton famous? As long as you can meet him, you can take a picture with him, how difficult is it. ”
I nodded again, then shook my head again, "No, I look at those group photos on the wall, and he has a very special relationship with those celebrities. ”
Teacher Hu said: "People are professional liars, of course they will have some ability to mix up their fame, not to mention that he is iron-mouthed, I have seen someone in Hong Kong before come to the snake in an empty basin, the paper ash is restored, and the empty cup comes to the wine, which is also said to be able to go out of the body, go to the mountains and forests to catch snakes during the day, and also see a doctor for foreign dignitaries, saying that he uses qigong to pull out stones from people's stomachs, the boss of Hong Kong's largest film and television company is two brothers with him, and the gambling king of Aocheng worships him, and the leader of the sea invites him to perform, do you say that this person is not a god? Not also a liar. ”
This remark opened my eyes again, but I still didn't understand, "If he is a liar, why do so many people believe him?" ”
Teacher Hu sighed, "People are different from people, if you hadn't met me, wouldn't you have been deceived by the Taoist today." ”
After listening to this, I also want to understand, no wonder Wang Daochang said that I have a rich life, can be called the king and worship the prime minister, but a little apprehensive, in the final analysis, I still want money, first draw me a cake, lead me to the bait, and then find a way to take money out of my pocket, this method is the usual method of all liars, but I can't wake up.
Thinking about it, he slapped his thigh, "Oops, Zhao Ling'er must have been deceived by him." ”
This made Mr. Hu surprised, "What did he say to Zhao Ling'er?" ”
I said: "It's nothing, just give her the name Zhao Ling'er, her real name is Zhao Yan, and she spent fifty yuan in exchange." ”
Teacher Hu's expression was a little unsightly when he heard this, and he said slowly: "If it's only fifty yuan, it doesn't matter, if you're afraid, you're afraid, the Taoist priest is putting a long line and catching big fish." ”
What do you mean by that?
This time, it was the eldest cousin's turn to reveal the secret, "Those magic sticks are nothing more than two things, men want money, women want sex, he first used a few small magic powers to bluff Zhao Ling'er, let her be obedient to herself from the bottom of her heart, and when she has habitual thinking, she will do whatever the magic stick asks her to do, and there will be no suspicion." ”
Saying this made my hair stand on end, and then I remembered why the middle-aged Taoist said those words to Zhao Ling'er before leaving, and the intention was not shallow.
He said that if there is a problem in the future, just go to him. This person's life will inevitably have a small bump, Zhao Linger believes in him, goes to him to find a solution, and has taken him as a god in his heart.
There are reports on the news that a certain great monk consecrated a woman in a hotel, a certain Taoist priest and a female disciple practiced double cultivation, and a certain Tibetan tantric sect played joyful Zen with believers.
Thinking of this, Zhao Ling'er had fine skin and tender meat, but she didn't dare to be deceived by the old Taoist.
Seeing my concern, Mr. Hu asked, "But the Ling'er I saw that day?" ”
I said yes.
He said: "That girl looks very simple, a little shy, she is a good child, go back and tell her well, don't let the good girl be deceived." ”
I nodded in agreement, and at the same time said wildly, "The god stick is so hateful, when I come back from filming, I will smash his signboard." ”
Teacher Hu laughed, "The magic stick is mixed up to the point where he has a group of supporters, you go to smash people's stalls, I'm afraid you won't even be able to enter the door." ”
While talking, Zhao Ling'er came, together with Cui'er, both of them pulled their luggage, wore shirts, jeans, and sun hats, and dressed like college students.
I stepped forward to talk to Zhao Ling'er, but she deliberately avoided me, only greeted Teacher Hu, and then sat quietly.
I had that magic stick in my heart, and I couldn't hide it, so I wanted to tell her, and then a notice was broadcast that our train had to be checked.
Teacher Hu got up, "Let's go." ”
Zhao Ling'er was carrying a big box, she should be unable to move, I consciously wanted to help her carry it, but Zhao Ling'er seemed to have long eyes on her head, and she had long expected that I was going to be courteous and deliberately avoided me.
The eldest cousin over there blew his beard and glared at me with his arm, and said earnestly: "Mr. Hu, I'll help you with your luggage." ”
Mr. Hu is two boxes, one in one hand, he smiled and said no, Rong is that I have never seen the world, and I also know that my cousin is giving me a message and asking me to behave in front of Mr. Hu.
At this moment, my heart was like a cat scratching, and I wanted to carry a box for someone, but people still didn't appreciate it, so I could only go to Mr. Hu's box in a gloomy manner, and said: "Mr. Hu, I only have one bag, and it's very easy." ”
It just so happened that Mr. Hu took out a ticket from his pocket, one for each person, "Come, this is the money given by Director Chen of the crew, I also added some myself, booked a sleeper for us, and have a good night's sleep." ”
This is the first time I have sat in a sleeper, full of curiosity and excitement, looking at the upper, middle and lower three layers of sleepers, exclaiming, "This is the sleeper car, it is comfortable to look at." ”
Cui'er next to her answered, "Tu Baozi, you haven't seen a soft sleeper, it's more comfortable." ”
The eldest cousin in front replied: "Is it comfortable to sleep soft?" Last time I came back from the capital, do you know what we were sitting on? Have you watched "No Thieves in the World"? Uncle Ge's carriage inside, yes, that's the kind of box, box, cow break? ”
Cui'er immediately looked at her cousin with reverence and envy, her eyes full of little stars.
I went to see Ling'er, but she kept a straight face and didn't look at me, just put her luggage under the bed, and then went to the highest bed, and after going up, she took out her headphones and listened to music.
This really plans to forget all about last night, right?