"Your dad is dead. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

If you receive a text message from a stranger that reads like this, how would you reply?

I don't know about others, but Li Le replied directly:

"Your mom blew up."

"Early in the morning, are these people who are spam around spam text messages sick?" Li Le scolded softly to himself, rode a small bicycle, went out of the community, and came to the place of work - Kyoto Ritan Park Express Company.

Li Leben is a native of the magic capital, since a few years ago in Kyoto to study at a university for a few years, after learning Spanish with half a bucket of water, he found a job delivering couriers at the Ritan Park Courier Company in Kyoto City. Li Leming, who is learning foreign languages, how did he become a courier in Kyoto's East Third Ring Road? This matter has to start with Ritan Park.

Ritan Park is beautiful, surrounded by dozens of foreign embassies in China, Spain, Poland, Brazil, all live here, and even some small countries that Li Le has never heard of have their embassies nearby.

The people take food as the sky, the ambassador also has to eat, but also has to visit Taobao, and also has to receive express delivery, one and two times, Ritan Park Express Company is developed, Li Le after graduation, is to find a job here, so counted, there are two or three years.

Although express delivery is a physical job, if you catch up with Singles' Day or something, you will be tired like a dog, but it is also more leisurely when you are free, and Li Le will also read novels and movies when you are resting. Of course, there is another reason why Li Le chose this job, sending couriers to embassies of various countries, not only can he receive a lot of tips, but also can exercise the English and Spanish he learned in four years of college.

"Brother Wang." Riding a small bicycle, as soon as he entered the company, Li Le said hello to Brother Wang, an old-timer who was sorting express delivery.

After working in the Ritan Park Express Company for nearly ten years, Brother Wang has already practiced and can guess what the nearby embassy has found on the Internet just by the express packaging.

"This Mongolian ambassador likes to eat beef jerky so much." Brother Wang picked up the courier, shook it lightly in his ear, and just after speaking, he picked up another courier on the side and sniffed it: "Well, this one must be a Wuhan duck neck bought by the Vietnamese ambassador, eat it every day, aren't you afraid of spicy butts." ”

"What is this?" Li Le casually picked up a courier from the ground and put it in his hand, testing Brother Wang's business ability has become an indispensable fun thing for Li Le every day.

Brother Wang glanced at it and replied casually: "It is square, about twenty centimeters, it is either the kimchi bought by the North Korean ambassador or the curry paste bought by the Indian ambassador." ”

"Yes, Brother Wang, you guessed it right again." Li Le casually handed the Indian ambassador's courier to Brother Wang, waiting for him to scan the code for verification.

"Wait, I'll send this batch of couriers first, right?" Li Le asked Brother Wang.

"This batch will be delayed for a while, you will go and deliver the expedited international air mail from Cuba first." Brother Wang commanded.

"Okay." Li Le replied, walked to the middle of the office, took out the mail belonging to Cuba from the International Air Mail Department, went downstairs, rode a small bicycle, and rode towards the Cuban Embassy.

In a few minutes, Li Le arrived at the Cuban Embassy with the mail, and because of the express delivery for several years, the doorman outside the embassy had already become familiar with Li Le.

“Hola~”

"Hola~" Li Le said happily, while waiting for the doorman to sign for the receipt, while chatting casually, the weather, food, culture, for these diplomats who come to work in foreign countries, China's many cultures are so interesting.

Just as the doorman finished signing for the courier and Li Le was about to leave on his bicycle, a white beauty of about twenty walked up to Li Le, with blue eyes, soft golden long hair, exuding an alluring fragrance, and speaking in a northeastern accent, asking Li Le word by word.

"Hello, are you a courier worker?"

As soon as these words came out, Li Le almost fell off the small bicycle, but fortunately, over the years, he has already seen a lot of all kinds of foreigners speaking Chinese with accents from all over the country, and now he is used to it, so he smiled slightly and replied very politely: "Yes, is there anything I can help you?" ”

"I want to deliver a courier, can you help me?" The white beauty continued.

"Of course, no problem." Li Le nodded.

"This is the address, this is the letter, can it be delivered as soon as possible?" The white beauty cared and handed Li Le a blank piece of paper with an address and a sealed letter.

"I'll see where it's going?" Li Le said as he took the blank paper, and just wanted to say something, but he was taken aback, "No. 505, Unit 8, XX Community, Magic City!! ”

Isn't this my home in the magic capital?!!!

Look further down.

The contact number column is writing your mobile phone number!

Recipient's Name: Li Le!!

"What?!!! Are you sure you're not mistaken? Li Le asked in surprise.

"Is there something wrong? I don't write very well in Chinese. The white beauty stammered, took back a piece of white paper with the address written on it, took out a pair of glasses from her pocket and put them on, and carefully examined them word by word.

"Ma'am." Li Le said solemnly: "I am Li Le." ”

"You have the same name as this person?" The white beauty was puzzled.

"No, no, no, I am this Li Le on a blank paper, that address is my home in the magic capital, this mobile phone number is mine, I am Li Le." As Li Le spoke, he hurriedly took out his wallet from the pocket of his clothes, took out his ID card from it and handed it to the white beauty. Seeing this white beauty carefully looking at her ID card, Li Le also muttered in his heart: "I'm a good courier, how can I get involved with the Cuban Embassy?" Could it be that some important courier in their country was sent by mistake? That's the end of it. ”

"Me! Drip! Piece! Kiss! Uncle! Old! Father! Sky! Na! Are you Li Le? The white beauty couldn't believe her eyes, her heroic voice was like a peasant woman working hard in the black soil of Northeast China, there is such a coincidence in the world?

"yes." Li Le smiled and nodded, almost amused by this beauty's northeast accent.

"The phone number on this is yours too?" The beauty continued.

"yes." Li Le took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and as soon as he opened the screen, he found more than ten missed calls.

"Did you get my text message in the morning? I've called you a lot of times but no one answered. The beauty continued.

"Text message?" Li Le was confused for a while, "Is this it?" Li Le clicked on the spam text message he received this morning and showed the screen of his mobile phone to the white beauty in front of him.

"Yes! Yes! The beauty smiled and nodded, as if she had completed a great joy.

Looking at the happy expression of this beauty, Li Le was completely confused, like Nick Yang in an emoji, surrounded by suspended black question marks.

You, a white woman from Cuba, speak fluent Northeast dialect, and then told me, this courier from the magic capital who came to work in Kyoto, "Your father is dead?!!! ”

I! Drip! Piece! Kiss! Uncle! Old! Father! Sky! Na!

Where is this?!!!