What, what Red Bull, what does the old man say this month? Fan Xiaojian muttered, ignored the other party, directly closed the dialog box, and then clicked on the next one, which was to use a pagoda as an avatar. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Little expert Tianzun, I am Chengtang Guan Li Jing, Xiaoxian has a request, I implore Tianzun to give me a bottle of Red Bull, and when the time comes, I will definitely send my righteous daughter to Tianzun to warm the bed."

What's going on with this Li Jing, how can it be the same as Yue Lao's unserious guy, what is going on with the Red Bull in their mouths, but this Li Jing is a big deal, and he actually sent the righteous daughter as soon as he said it.

Fan Xiaojian closed Li Jing's window with some confusion, and clicked on the next one, which was an avatar made of a dog's head, who is this guy, it won't be Yang Jian, he made his pet an avatar, but he was dumbfounded as soon as he saw the content.

"O all-powerful Tianzun, please listen to the prayers of your most pious servant, the Howling Heavenly Dog, please give me a jar of red bull, I will create a nation!"

"Damn, what's going on, how is it Red Bull again."

Fan Xiaojian directly burst into foul language, directly closed the dialog box, and clicked on the next one, but he was crazy to find that those guys were all trying to ask for themselves or exchange, and the targets were all Red Bull.

"Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on with this Red Bull!" Fan Xiaojian was a little broken, and suddenly had an idea, and reopened the avatar of Yue Lao.

"Yue Lao, let me ask you, what the hell is going on with this Red Bull?" Fan Xiaojian knew that this guy must be clear.

"Tianzun, you're finally here, Xiao Yueyue is waiting for your hair to turn white." What is a second return, Yue Lao's reply speed refreshed Fan Xiaojian's definition of second return.

"When has your hair been gray, don't fix all this, let me ask you, what's going on with this Red Bull?" Fan Xiaojian said with some impatience, who can talk to Yue Lao like this, there is a unique family in heaven and earth.

"Tianzun, you don't even know that the Tiangong sermon has exploded." Yue Lao was a little surprised, and then continued: "Tianzun, Xiao Yueyue is a little thirsty, can you reward me with a bottle of Red Bull first?" ”

It's still a fairy, you want benefits without doing anything, go away! Fan Xiaojian decisively closed the chat window, but Yue Lao's words woke him up.

Since they are chatting in the Tiangong sermon, then there must be chat records No, it is better to ask for others than for yourself, Fan Xiaojian started the thing that everyone who turned through the chat records knew, climbing the stairs.

"Damn, are these immortals chattering, they've turned hundreds of pages, at least thousands of messages, how can they still tease the content of the thunder and lightning mother, how cold is this thunder and lightning mother, how can they talk about them." Fan Xiaojian was about to vomit blood, complained in his mouth, shook his slightly sore right hand, and continued to climb the stairs.

After a while, Fan Xiaojian finally saw that the content of the chat had changed somewhat, and he was relieved, and after turning dozens of pages, it was finally time to see the content he wanted.

God of Wealth: "Yo, the sun is coming out in the west today, isn't it always Lei Gong who follows behind the electric mother like a wronged little daughter-in-law, why did you two fall off today?" (two surprised expressions)

Lei Gong: "That's it, men, of course, you have to show the majesty of men, and girls should be virtuous and virtuous, and follow behind men." "Three Cool Expressions"

Li Jing: "It's really a hell of a life today, Lei Gong said this, the electric mother didn't jump up, but hid behind shyly, the world is a strange news, in other words, the electric mother, your complexion today is not ordinarily good." ”

Hei Impermanence: "Li Tianwang, are you calling me?" Anyway, your husband and wife have changed a lot, is there any reason? ”

Electric Mother: "That's because..."

Lei Gong: "Go aside, men talking, how can you intervene as a woman (an angry expression)!" Speaking of which, this matter is still related to the little vegetable stealer Tianzun. ”

Fan Xiaojian looked down all the way, and the more he looked, the more frightened he became, not only because he knew more about the secrets of Heavenly Court, but also because he knew why those immortals exchanged Red Bull with him.

Fan Xiaojian had forgotten it a long time ago, and when he was reminded by Lei Gong, he suddenly remembered that he was indeed woken up by a system in the middle of the night last night, and then asked for a reward, it turned out that this reward was won by Lei Gong, and what he sent over was a can of 82-year-old Red Bull that he had cherished for a long time and had been reluctant to drink.

If this is the same as reality, forget it, it is not a big deal if it is a functional drink, but this drink has changed a lot when it goes to the fairy world, and it is prepared to say that his function is the same as that of viagra, and it can enhance the ability of the male god and immortal.

If that's all it takes, it's okay, but there's another secret to the heavenly realm involved.

It turns out that over the years, Heavenly Court has been in the midst of a war against the other world, as we all know, if there is a war, death is inevitable, don't look at the fact that Heavenly Court is now peaceful, but on the edge of the heavenly realm, there is a big war happening all the time.

Since the Great War, the immortals have been tired of the war, the population has decreased sharply, and the number of people in the Heavenly Court has reached the limit, if it is allowed to continue like this, it will definitely shake the foundation of the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor has no other way, Chrysostom is opened, and the immortals of the Heavenly Court are allowed to marry each other, and the marriage must be connected by the old Yue, and the old Yue can have today's status, and this reason is also very related.

In the end, under the efforts of Yue Lao (chaotic mandarin duck spectrum), most of the immortals finally became families, but the problems also came, you must know that the immortals have lived a pure life for thousands of years, and even some don't know what male and female love is, and the joy of fish and water.

Now the Jade Emperor suddenly issued an order to let them have children, which is really embarrassing them, they have more than enough power but not enough, Lei Gong has also caused the dissatisfaction of the electric mother for a long time, and the status of the family has plummeted, but today, he got the Red Bull from the hands of Tianzun, a little expert in stealing vegetables, so that he finally became a real man and turned over to be the master.

After Lei Gong explained the reason, it was naturally a stone that stirred up a thousand waves, and the first one to bear the brunt was the old moon, a lot of age, but there was a beautiful girl like a flower and jade at home, who was waiting... Ahem, what words, it's because of the Jade Emperor's will, to contribute to the heavenly court, so that the immortals can reproduce is the most important thing.

It turned out that there was such a play, Fan Xiaojian was considered to have gained knowledge, but he didn't expect this Red Bull to be so easy to use, this is also amazing, I just don't know if these things such as spicy strips, tea eggs, and pulses will have such a magical effect in Heavenly Court.

Suddenly, the private chat window jumped again, Fan Xiaojian thought it was Yue Lao, opened it and took a look, but he didn't expect it to be blank, and when he opened it, he was directly dumbfounded.

Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Nature has Mi Luo to the true Jade Emperor God, Taishang Kaitian Zhifu Imperial Calendar contains the true body of the Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Emperor: Stealing vegetables from the fairy family, I don't know if you still have Red Bull over there, I am willing to exchange with you on one condition, I don't know what the fairy family wants?