"Goddess Nezha, can't you say that? I, Wang Ming, drove across the border, inspired by God, the five principles of the rules of heaven, but I have to say. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The ghost knows whether he is inspired by heaven and earth, Wang Ming just knows that he can play cross-border because of the service items in WeChat red envelopes and the ability to travel by car.

Listening to what Nezha and other immortals said, Wang Ming felt that he was playing across borders, and he always had to find a reasonable reason, and heaven and earth were inspired, which was better than that of saints, so he acquiesced to this statement.

Heaven and earth are not benevolent, and all things are used as dogs, who dares to violate heaven and earth? Who dares to go against the sky?

"Okay, what do you want to say?"

Nezha calmed down.

"It's not what I want to say, it's the call of heaven and earth."

Wang Ming felt that he was just a mortal, and when facing the goddess Nezha, the tiger skin could not be thrown away, this was the fairy world, and Nezha Weaver Girl was an immortal with great mana.

"Well, that's a lot of nonsense, say it quickly."

Nezha was a little impatient, staring at Wang Ming and asking him to speak directly.

"There are five principles of driving across borders: 1. The old driver only looks at fate, and the fate is naturally good, and the fate is not enough, and it is not forced to start. 2. The toll fee is 100 meritorious passengers, and the price will not be negotiated or discounted. 3. The fare is rewarded as you like, depending on the mood of the guests, sincere service, and intimate you, me and her. 4. If you need to book a ride for a long time, the merit of staying in the Three Realms will be borne by the guest. 5. It is not easy for old drivers, driving is risky, and you should pay attention to travel, and those who make trouble are not available. ”

"That's the way it is, a little merit, if you want to come to the goddess Nezha and the Weaver Fairy, you won't care."

"Well, I care."

After Nezha heard Wang Ming's words, her pretty face turned red, remembering the discomfort of returning to the fairy world for the first time last time, a certain part of her body was taken away by Wang Ming, and now she thinks about what she lacks, and she is very unhappy.

"Eh, Goddess Nezha, I can't help this avenue of heavenly rules? I'm innocent. ”

Wang Ming, if you want to take the overlord's car, don't be so obvious, he is a good mortal, but he can't be cowardly on issues of principle, how can he easily agree to the overlord to take the car.

The Weaver Girl crosses the border, but every year Qixi has to play cross-border, feelings belong to feelings, business must be clear, old drivers drive, can not be so undisciplined, public and private.

"Ho, it's nice to be able to play crossover, isn't it? Believe it or not, I asked you to come to Heaven this time, have you come back? ”

Nezha's eyes lit up, but the ruddy face of her couldn't hide it, obviously a little annoyed and angry, something in her body was given by Wang Ming.

"Goddess Nezha, are you going to take the overlord car?"

Wang Ming's heart was like a mirror, avoiding talking about the benefits he got from carrying Nezha last time, and the fact that the Baolian Lotus Root was eaten by him was kept silent, seeing that Nezha wanted to fight for the right to sit in the overlord car for the Weaver Girl, he puffed up his chest and his face was cold.

"Yes, what can you do?"

"Are you trying to make trouble?"

"That's right, it's just to make trouble, you have to promise if you promise, if you don't promise, you have to agree."

Nezha crossed his hands on his hips, aggressive, staring at Wang Ming as if he wanted to devour him alive.

"Sister Nezha, and Wang Ming, don't be impulsive, that is, just a little merit, I'll give it." When the Weaver Girl saw the two of them making trouble, she had a big disagreement and wanted to fight, so she hurried out of the round.

"No, you can't!"

"Don't!"

Wang Ming and Nezha confronted each other and roared at the Weaver Girl.

"If you don't give me face, I won't let you have a good time."

"This is a matter of principle, and no one can cross the rules of the Great Dao."

Subsequently, the two of them foamed at each other's mouth, each holding their own opinions, not compromising with each other, and not taking a step back.

"Wang Ming, big man take a step back, I still have more than a dozen hundred-year-old peaches, give them to you, you can say a good word."

When the Weaver Girl saw the appearance of the two, she was angry and funny, Nezha was a famous rebellious goddess in the Three Realms, and it was impossible to compromise, so only Wang Ming compromised.

"Ahh

When Wang Ming heard this, his eyes lit up, he didn't care much about Nezha, after all, it was the Weaver Girl who was going to drive this time.

Besides, when he thought of the legendary peach, he drooled a little, and he agreed on the spot.

"Uh, no?"

Nezha supported his waist with both hands, and his anger was even worse, and he was a little unreasonable.

"Why can't you? Men can't say no, I say yes, and I can do it. Wang Ming frowned, the Weaver Girl's matter is serious, and Nezha's temper must have a limit.

"Where?"

As soon as he heard Wang Ming say what was not going to work, Nezha's face flushed, and he thought of a certain part of her body, which was taken away by Wang Ming, and he couldn't say it clearly, "I said no, it just doesn't work, unless, you drive for free." ”

"It's risky to drive, it's even more shameful to be free, what if it doesn't work out and it rolls over?"

I don't bother to pay attention to Nezha's mood, Wang Ming and the Weaver Girl have all negotiated, and the Weaver Girl will come out, especially the legendary peach, which he has coveted for a long time.

Thinking of being able to taste the taste of peach, Wang Ming directly filtered out Nezha's unreasonable trouble, and endured it in his heart.

"Overturned?"

When Nezha heard this, she knew in her heart that she was a little angry now, and wanted Wang Ming to apologize to him or something, this kind of psychology was very subtle, and she didn't understand why.

"Even if the car rolls over, give it to me, and drive it for free."

For a long time, it has become a once, Nezha's tone is no longer so tough, but she is still unwilling to admit defeat, or she has never surrendered, and she stubbornly persists.

"You're not vexatious, okay? The Weaver Fairy has agreed, what else do you want? ”

Wang Ming frowned and scolded, no matter what kind of goddess you are, he is not muddy, and in the face of Nezha's reaction, he also has a temper.

"Okay, okay, you two take a step back, there will be a chance to meet in the future, give me a face, the future will be long, and it will be good to talk about it later."

Feeling the strange atmosphere and the sudden change in the style of painting, the Weaver Girl came out to play the round again, and then said to Wang Ming: "Manly man, don't worry about Sister Nezha. ”

The Weaver Girl is a person who has come over, and she knows a lot, and when she saw the actions of Wang Ming and Nezha, she seemed to be smiling.

"I'm not his father, and people all over the world want to spoil her."

Thinking about the taste of peach, he endured it, Wang Ming was also angry, it was already good, Nezha came out to stir up some situation, and the eldest lady was not used to it.

"You, Wang Ming, you are just a mortal, are you looking for death?"

Nezha suddenly became angry, she cut her flesh and returned her father, she was originally very uninterested in Li Jing, but now when Wang Ming mentioned it, her sensitive nerves were touched and she became angry.

"Are you trying to bully me, no one in the fairy world?"

In the face of Nezha's rage, Wang Ming didn't want to endure it anymore, and the Buddha was on fire.

"Hmph, what if you have a backstage in the fairy world? I, Nezha, teach a mortal, and it is not the turn of others to talk too much. ”

"What about having a backstage? Today, what if you are a goddess, I will not get used to you if I go to a mortal. ”

"Wang Ming, you are looking for death."

"If you look for death, you will find death, and if you are blind, I will pluck my feathers and call a monkey."