Qin Zhen's serious and serious appearance reminded me of Li Mochou, and I naturally thought that Qin Zhen's master was a cold, old-fashioned, short-tempered, coffin-faced woman who hated men to the core. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

But Qin Zhen said no, his expression was a little speechless, "You will know who she is when you see her." ”

After more than an hour of long waiting, the legendary master finally came, and sure enough, he came from South Korea.

Ears short hair, but smooth roots, black and shiny, can be used to shoot shampoo commercials with any shake of the head. A beige slim-fitting bat shirt on the upper body, a close-fitting shape-fitting stretch pants on the lower body, and a pair of ultra-high stiletto heels make the legs look longer and whiter.

Getting out of the car, I first pulled down the coffee-colored plastic glasses on the bridge of my nose, my long eyelashes flashed, and I greeted in an exaggerated tone: "Mi-Nei-oh!" ”

Qin Zhen also responded exaggeratedly and happily: En-you~

is not a master and apprentice, the exaggerated movements and demeanors of the two are the same, just like the couples who reunited after a long absence in the movie.

When we met, we first hugged, jumped, and said a few words of missing, and Li Xiangchun's eyes noticed me, with a strange expression, and asked in Korean.

Qin Zhen replied in Chinese: "His name is Zhang Fa, and he is the martial artist of our crew. "The demeanor of his speech is different from the past, and his voice is soft and slightly shy.

After answering, the joy on Li Xiangchun's face disappeared, and he became sad, looking at me with a critical gaze.

It feels like a modern girl looking at a low-priced product, and she feels disgusted.

After reading the tsk twice, I opened my mouth to speak, first say it, then raise my right arm flat, and turn my four fingers down, which reminds me of the action of the boss of the axe gang calling his little brother in "Kung Fu", and the arrogance is fully displayed.

In our village, this is the action of calling a dog, and when used to call people, it will lead to a fight.

Given that she was Qin Zhen's master and was a woman, I didn't care about her rudeness and walked over obediently.

"Hey, Xi~" Li Xiangchun frowned, shook his head again and again, and said to Qin Zhen: "Ah! You can also look up to such a bastard? ”

This time it was in Chinese, and although the tone was strange, I could understand it.

I'll admit that I'm a little dirty, but I'm still embarrassed to be told to my face.

Li Xiangchun's blow once was not enough, he circled around my body, and sighed again and again, "Qin Zhenna, you can have a long snack, how many times have I told you, looking for a man must have a high vision, there can be no half-heartedness, slave pop, he is standing here, standing without standing, loose and sloppy, no temperament at all, any passer-by dumps him eight streets, look at his shoes, hmm?" Are these sneakers? Is there twenty dollars? And this hairstyle, Oba, what age is this, and you still have broken hair? ”

Touching my head with her hand as she spoke, it was like an elder caring for a junior, but I felt like a hostess caressing her puppy.

"Oops, broken hair is fake, you're bald?"

Li Xiangchun seemed to have discovered a new world, and hurriedly said to Qin Zhen: "How many times have I said that the most important thing in choosing a man is hair, hair represents a man's kidneys, no hair is a bad kidney, a bad kidney is weak, and a deficiency can't give you happiness, this person is bald, it must be a kidney......

Qin Zhen was embarrassed and hurriedly explained, "Master, he is an actor. ”

Li Xiangchun understood, his eyes widened, "How many times have you said that you must not find an actor when looking for a man, you should also find an actor with a bad kidney." ”

I quickly explained: "I have hair, and I only shaved it when I was filming." ”

Qin Zhen covered his face when he listened, but Li Xiangchun didn't restrain himself at all, and stared at my nose again, "Also, do you see, the bridge of his nose is slender, but it's not big, you know what this means?" A man with a small nose doesn't ...... anywhere."

Qin Zhen covered his face with both hands.

I can see that Li Xiangchun is here to pick thorns, although everyone has never seen it, I don't know it, but when I come up, I mess around and buckle a lot of hats, I can't bear this, I want to fight back.

"Master, my kidneys are very good, and they are also very big everywhere!"

As soon as the words came out, the woman opposite changed her face, Qin Zhen also panicked, and came over to beat me, "I'm going to die, how can I talk to the master like this, and apologize to the master quickly." ”

The woman also blew her eyebrows and glared in front of her, "Ah-Siba! Saga and Ah Namu, Qin Zhen, the person you are looking for has such an attitude towards me? ”

Qin Zhen was anxious and embarrassed, stomped his feet, and signaled with his eyes to make me obedient.

This Qin Zhen has popularized to me before, the etiquette and habits of Koreans are different from ours, they pay great attention to this elder and junior, among peers, one enters the company early and one enters the company late, and they must be divided into seniors and juniors.

The juniors should show absolute respect for their predecessors, and they should be respectful in what they say and do.

Seniors can criticize juniors in various ways, but juniors must use honorifics when speaking, otherwise it is impolite. He also said that Master is an older leftover girl with a strange temper, so I must obey it, and don't make Master angry no matter what, otherwise it will be difficult for her to do it.

Originally, I remembered it, and I didn't know it like Li Xiangchun, but she said that I was small, and I couldn't bear it, so I resisted it.

After saying that, I felt bad, no matter how the other party was a woman, I talked directly about the size of the organs, and I was suspected of being a hooligan.

Coupled with Qin Zhen's hints, he immediately changed his expression and said sincerely: "Master, I'm not very good at talking, if there's anything wrong, you can take care of it." ”

Li Xiangchun sighed again when he heard this, "Oh, Xi." The expression was not angry and helpless. Then he didn't pay attention to me, but talked to Qin Zhen, still in Korean, and muttered for a long time, Qin Zhen replied in a low voice.

The conversation went on and on, I couldn't understand it, like a fool, so I had to stand still and grind the stones on the ground with my feet.

I started to feel uncomfortable, but fortunately, this is a master, if Qin Zhen's parents are so virtuous, the relationship between me and Qin Zhen will probably be a little suspenseful.

The two talked for a long time, Li Xiangchun beckoned Qin Zhen to get in the car, and Qin Zhen also pulled me and asked me to go together, saying that Master invited me to dinner.

Li Xiangchun's car was a black seven-seater, and later I knew that it was a Buick business, but at this time, I didn't know anything about cars, only that the seats in the car were soft and the air conditioning was very comfortable.

Sit down and Qin Zhen sent me a message: In South Korea, etiquette is very important, and you must be polite when you speak to your elders, and you can't say too much.

Mother's legs, just allow her to be rude to me? I don't feel beautiful in my heart, and I replied: I'm not rude.

Qin Zhenhui: It's not okay to have disrespectful words in the sentence.

I replied: She mentioned it first.

This time, Qin Zhen didn't reply to the message, but pinched me with his hand.

I installed my phone, pretending to be dumb. Silently recite my cousin's teaching: The stupidest thing in the world is to argue with a woman.

No wonder Li Xiangchun doesn't get married at thirty-five, who would dare to marry such a woman? I don't want to strip naked and give it to me.

Arrogance, ignorance, savagery, arrogance, she took all the virtues of the stick.

The car went to the city and stopped at the seafood restaurant, Li Xiangchun walked to the front, Qin Zhen grabbed her arm, and the two women talked and laughed.

I walked behind with the driver, silent, slightly embarrassed.

Entering the revolving door of the hotel, I saw another world, a magnificent hall, the floor is vintage brown marble, the walls are ancient ink paintings, the tables and chairs are wrapped in red cloth, and a diamond-shaped crystal combination chandelier with a diameter of ten meters is on the top of the head.

All in all, it is magnificent, beautiful, I have never seen such a high-end restaurant in my life, and I am shocked by it.

The other three were normal, walking to the aquarium on the wall, looking at the various sea creatures inside, I couldn't name them, only the blackfish bream kite fish, the eight-legged octopus, the fist-sized shell, the silly fathead fish, and the two-dignified turtle.

Li Xiangchun looked at me: "Chasi, what do you want to eat?" ”

Chasi means a bastard, only Qin Zhen calls it that, which is a nickname to me. But Li Xiangchun shouted like this, and I felt uncomfortable.

Even though I wanted to know what the smell of seashells were, I blackened my face and kept silent.

Qin Zhen hit me with his arm, "Master has a treat, just say what you want to eat." ”

Do you underestimate me? I really want to pat my chest and reply: Lao Tzu has a treat, just say what you want to eat. When I saw the various prices posted on the aquarium, I instantly softened my momentum, and replied very obediently: Whatever.

Li Xiangchun smiled and sighed: "It's a stupid boy!" ”

After ordering the food and going to sit in the private room, Li Xiangchun asked me kindly, where are you from, how old are you, what education level, how are your parents, how are your brothers, all kinds of messy questions, and ask them all according to the standard blind date procedure.

After asking, Li Xiangchun took out a white box of cigarettes, the cigarette body was slender, and there were Korean characters on it, took it out and lit it, and slowly spit out: "Boy, I am not optimistic about the matter between you and Ah Zhen, you are too young, Ah Zhen is three years older than you." ”

I replied: "It's okay, my mother said, female junior, hug gold bricks." ”

Li Xiangchun smoked and smiled, "How about the amount of alcohol?" ”

I? I shook my head, "It's not good." ”

Li Xiangchun laughed, "It's not good to be a man, floating on the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink?" ”

While talking, the waiter served the food, four or five plates of all kinds of seafood, fish, shrimp, crab, shells, and squid, and the driver brought two bottles of liquor.

I'm a little timid, look at people, two men and two women, women can't drink much, it is estimated that most of the men drink, remembering the ugliness of the last drunk, my heart palpitations.

So he said, "It's a bit too much wine, let's take a bottle back." ”

Li Xiangchun smiled, but Qin Zhen patted me and said, "It's okay, Korean soju, no degree." ”

If you don't have a degree, that's easy. The wine bottle was opened, Li Xiangchun grabbed the wine bottle with one hand and poured the wine, Qin Zhen held the cup with both hands and nodded in thanks.

I also followed Qin Zhen's example, holding a cup in both hands and nodding in thanks. only to find that the driver did not drink.

Li Xiangchun said: "He wants to drive, so he is exempt." Come, meet for the first time, clink glasses! ”

Shochu into the throat, really not strong, slightly stronger than boiled water, and Xifeng can not be compared, the taste is also very good, so I let go of the amount, but see the glass, it will definitely be better to drink.

After drinking three glasses, Li Xiangchun asked the waiter to bring a beer and wanted to drink cannonball wine with me.

Cannonball liquor is the name of Koreans, also called depth charges, first use a large glass to fill beer, a small cup to fill liquor, and then sink the small cup into the beer, beer and liquor, is for cannonball wine.

This kind of drinking method was last time I came to the barbecue stall with a Mongolian man, and I vomited a mess, and now I come again, and I am afraid. But looking at Qin Zhen and Li Xiangchun, both of them have no fear, guessing that the degree of cannonball wine is not high.

Who knows, after drinking two cups, Qin Zhen stopped him, and said to Li Xiangchun: "Master, Zhang Fa can't drink too much, he will get drunk, he will have a play tomorrow morning." ”

Li Xiangchun said: "Stay here tonight, I'll drive you to the set tomorrow morning, come, cheers!" ”

When Qin Zhen heard this, he grimaced at me, expressing helplessness.

Isn't it just drinking, anyway, if you live in the city at night, what's there to be afraid of, drink!

After letting go of the amount, coupled with the fact that the liquor has no degree, I am crazy and want to accompany the master.

Drinking with guests, it is comfortable to get the guests drunk, which is the rule of our hometown.

When I let go of the amount, Li Xiangchun was afraid, and asked Qin Zhen with a wine glass, "Ah, what's the matter with this bastard boy?" Are you going to get me drunk? ”

I replied with a smile: "I've been listening to Qin Zhen talk about Master, but when I met him today, I realized that Master is really different from mortals." Generous and charming, he is a model for my generation. ”

Li Xiangchun rolled her eyelids when she heard this, "Xi Ba'er, ah, no matter how happy I am, I'm also a woman, can a woman drink so much?" From now on, it's only fair that you drink three glasses of me and one of me. ”

I'll go, how can this work? This is fraud.

Li Xiangchun's eyebrows widened, "Qin Zhen, you didn't take responsibility for finding this man, break up quickly." ”

So I had no tricks and drank obediently.

Since you can't irrigate people, you also have a heart, and if you can't drink, you won't drink, so as not to get drunk and get embarrassed.

Halfway through drinking, go out to the toilet, spit out the root of the tongue in the toilet, refresh it, wash your face, and then go back to drink.

As soon as I got out of the toilet, a woman in red passed by, I felt familiar, and when I turned around, the other party was also looking at me, and sure enough, I knew, it was Miss Lin.

Miss Lin was wearing a white golf cap with a low brim and big sunglasses, which she really couldn't recognize if she didn't look closely.

But I'm different, I've smelled her scent and remember it well.

was about to say hello, but Miss Lin stretched out her index finger to make a shout. I know she's afraid of being noticed in public.

asked in a low voice, "Sister Lin, you are here too." ”

Miss Lin replied: "I'm here to see a friend, what about you?" ”

I smiled and said, "It's also to see friends." ”

Miss Lin's eyes rolled, "Is it the crew in Jiayuguan?" ”

I was surprised, "Miss Lin also knows that the crew is coming from Jiayuguan?" ”

Miss Lin smiled, "The circle is so small, there's no reason not to know, have fun." After Miss Lin finished speaking, she turned her head to go to the toilet, and when she got to the door, she thought of something, turned back two or three steps, and called me: "Ah Fa, the actor who left before our crew is the one who played the monk of the Western Regions, how is your relationship?" ”

Fan monk Zhao Datou?

I replied, "It's okay, the misunderstanding between us has been cleared up, what?" He's here too? ”

Miss Lin smiled, "He's in a box with me, it's okay." ”

After Miss Lin finished speaking, she turned around and went to the women's bathroom, but I was wondering in the same place, Zhao Datou and Miss Lin were in a private room? What does that mean?

After going back, I told Qin Zhen that I saw Lin Yurou at the door of the toilet and had dinner with the monk Zhao Datou.

Qin Zhen was also puzzled, how could the two of them eat together?

Li Xiangchun's driver gave the answer, "It was Director Yu who made an appointment, right?" Earlier, at the toll booth, I saw Yu Dao's car. ”