Chapter 0022 Bald Ah San, It's Good to See You (Xiu)

Could it be that he ran away like the kid just now?

This is simple, but how to face Bai Ruoxi in the future, and how to be a person in the future. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

But the killer weapon on his body is in addition to this charm and magic technique, only the thunder guide charm (weak) is left, aside from the secret that is easy to be discovered by Bai Ruoxi, this indoor is not suitable for thunder, and the thunder has not yet split the road, and it is blocked by the three-story building inside and the outside.

For today's plan, you can only outwit, not force, but what is the best way to face these big men.

All the calculations were only in an instant, Fan Xiaojian calculated the gains and losses at the speed of the light brain, looking at these few drunken gangsters, finally, a subtle smile hung on the corner of his mouth, but it quickly flashed.

Fan Xiaojian suddenly burped, looked at the gangster in a drunken and hazy manner: "Haha, bald Ah San, you still can't afford to joke like this, you won't even know me, I'm Lao Wang, I used to live next door to your house." ”

Fan Xiaojian took advantage of the other party's inattention, and directly hugged the somewhat ignorant Fei Ge, and said a little excitedly: "Brother, I can be regarded as finding you, do you know, I have been looking for you for more than ten years, do you remember that when I had chicken legs, I would always eat the meat and give you the rest, the two of us are brothers who wear the same pants, do you remember that you always envied me for having pants to wear!" ”

Brother Fei, a gangster, was already a little drunk, but now when he said this, he was even more confused, could it really be his neighbor, but what did he call Ah San?

The other gangsters couldn't help but be a little surprised when they saw the two of them so enthusiastic, could it be that they really knew each other, even Bai Ruoxi was a little stupid.

Fan Xiaojian saw his confused look, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, if Fei Junjun and the others were here, they would definitely know that they had to be careful, and there would definitely be nothing good at this time.

It's a pity that the current Fei Ge is still immersed in his own memories, recalling his childhood neighbors.

Fan Xiaojian was still polite, clenched his right hand into a fist, pinched the thunder guide (weak) in the palm of his hand, arched his middle finger and index finger, and hit the other party's shiny bald head directly, rewarded the other party with a hairy chestnut, just before the other party was furious, he said excitedly: "Do you remember, this is the feeling, our favorite game when we were children, do you remember, at that time, you even had iron head skills, and always asked me to play you, I didn't expect that after all these years, you have been practicing, I am really my best brother." ”

Although the lightning guide (weak) cannot emit lightning, the surface itself has a little lightning effect, which just achieves a weak paralyzing effect.

Saying that, Fan Xiaojian pinched his thigh fiercely, holding back two tears.

Fei Ge's originally angry heart, when he saw Fan Xiaojian's two tears, he was a little annoyed, he had drunk too much, his whole thinking was paralyzed by alcohol, and his reaction was already a little slower, and the feeling of numbness above his head was even more confused, and his brain couldn't turn at all.

Slowly, my heart calmed down, my mind was confused, and I thought to myself, maybe I forgot what happened more than ten years ago, but I didn't expect anyone to remember me, it's really my good brother.

What do gangsters pay attention to, of course, they are the most righteous, I didn't expect that a person has been for more than ten years, and I still remember you, which shows that I am full of anger, and I was immediately moved to tears.

When Fan Xiaojian saw that the other party almost believed it, he directly pulled the other party's two ears with his two hands and fiddled back and forth, regardless of the other party's pain and grinning, and said with a puzzled expression: "Ah San, when you were a child and the dog was fighting for meat, wasn't your ear bitten by the dog, what about this dog's tooth print?" ”

After Fan Xiaojian tugged again, he deliberately pretended to be shocked, and hurriedly apologized sincerely: "Eh, it's all my fault, it's all my fault for being with so much wine, I'm really sorry that I recognized the wrong person." ”

"That, I'm really embarrassed, brother, I'll leave now." Fan Xiaojian said that he would leave, and walked out of the gate directly, leaving behind a dazed gangster, some stunned Bai Ruoxi.

Fei Ge saw that Fan Xiaojian left directly, obviously not for this girl, he should have really recognized the wrong person, he couldn't help touching the bald head that was hurting, and turned his head in confusion, but after seeing Bai Ruoxi, he immediately left it behind, and walked towards the other party with a lewd smile.

Fei Ge didn't see the expected panic this time, but looked behind him with a dull face, not only her, but even several of his brothers, and couldn't help but turn around and look behind him.

"Smack!" Fei Ge turned around and didn't see clearly, when he suddenly felt a sharp pain from the top of his head, and a somewhat familiar voice came from his ears.

"Haha, Brother Asan, I didn't expect you to be really here, I recognized you as soon as you had a back, I'm okay with you, I'll tell you a funny thing, just now I saw someone exactly like you next door, I recognized the wrong person, and beat him, to be honest, his iron head skills are not as good as yours." Fan Xiaojian said with an excited voice.

Fei Ge covered his forehead and said aggrievedly: "Brother, you recognized the wrong person, that person just now was me!" ”

"Ah, it's you?" Fan Xiaojian grabbed the other party's ears with both hands as he spoke, dragged them back and forth a few times, and then said very apologetically: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I made a mistake, brother, I can't help you." ”

Fan Xiaojian folded his hands together and apologized, then turned around and left again.

After Fei Ge was attacked twice for no reason, he already had a shadow in his heart, and when he walked towards Bai Ruoxi, not only did he not have desire, but he looked back behind him from time to time, but he didn't expect that guy to really appear again, and hurriedly covered his head with both hands, ready to explain.

However, this time Fan Xiaojian did not walk towards him, but walked towards Bai Ruoxi, and scolded even more in his mouth: "Okay, you little girl, it turns out that you are here, why don't you come with me quickly, the bald third brother is impatient!" ”

Saying that, Fan Xiaojian directly dragged Bai Ruoxi from the hands of the gangsters, and strode towards the door.

After watching Fan Xiaojian go out, Fei Ge breathed a sigh of relief, this time he finally didn't recognize the wrong person, it turned out that there was really a bald Ah San, if he had the opportunity, he must know him.

Fei Ge thought in his heart, turned his senses, looked at Bai Ruoxi's original seat, it was empty at this time, he was stunned for a moment, and suddenly understood, and scolded and scolded: "Hold the grass, you have fallen for that kid, follow me." ”

Fan Xiaojian was worried that those gangsters would react quickly and see him, so he pulled Bai Ruoxi and hid in a dimly lit box, and the two of them hid next to each other in a small corner, not daring to say a word.

Fan Xiaojian smelled the faint jasmine fragrance coming from Bai Ruoxi's body beside him, felt the softness in his arms, and his heart suddenly rippled a little, everything about himself was really not in vain.

After a while, Bai Ruoxi couldn't help but speak, but his voice was very small.

"Are they gone?" Bai Ruoxi's voice trembled a little, obviously after experiencing the scene just now, she still had some lingering palpitations, but she didn't know why, she still had a little excitement in her heart, but this exciting feeling was an experience he had never felt since he was born.

"No, I'm waiting a while!"

Beauty is in her arms, this kind of opportunity is rare in a hundred years, where is Fan Xiaojian willing to go out like this, if Bai Ruoxi can see it, he will definitely find Fan Xiaojian with an intoxicated smile on his face at this time.

"I didn't expect you to be very smart, those villains were played around by you." Bai Ruoxi found out for the first time that Fan Xiaojian was still quite interesting, how could he think of such an idea in his head, fortunately with him, otherwise he would be unlucky today.

"That's natural, you know, I don't have any other advantages, except for being unusually good-looking, that is, people are very smart, extremely quick thinking, and some minds that Sherlock Holmes can't reach, but I don't like to show off, so I'm usually relatively low-key." With the praise of the goddess, Fan Xiaojian was naturally proud.

Fan Xiaojian naturally wouldn't say that he was imitating Xing Ye, and he recognized it in front of the goddess very shamelessly, of course, don't look at such a simple scene just now, Fan Xiaojian not only took advantage of the other party's drunken drunkenness, but more importantly, the paralyzing effect of the lightning guide charm, which led to this result.

"Hehe," listening to Fan Xiaojian's words, Bai Ruoxi snorted, laughed, and then joked a little: "I forgot to tell you, I'm a loyal fan of Xingye." ”

When Fan Xiaojian heard this, he chuckled, and said badly in his heart, the bragging skin was a little blown, but he pretended not to know anything on his face, and said in surprise: "You also like Xingye, by the way, didn't you just want to know why there was thunder just now, let me tell you, you can't tell others, in fact, I will look at the appearance, I see that the two of them are black, and there will be thunder and lightning." ”

"What, you still look at the looks, really fake?" Bai Ruoxi said she didn't believe it.

As soon as Fan Xiaojian heard the goddess questioning herself, she was immediately unhappy, so she whispered in Bai Ruoxi's ear: "Let me tell you, don't tell others, I looked at the faces of Liu Yifeng and Li Qiang, and found that the two of them have the good of Longyang and the habit of breaking sleeves, these two people must have a leg." ”

Originally, Fan Xiaojian's anger was a little itchy, and the first time she had such a close contact with the opposite sex made her a little overwhelmed and a little flustered, but when she heard Fan Xiaojian's words, she was immediately attracted to attention: "Hehe, I know that you are a liar, everyone knows that Liu Yifeng is a playboy, how could he have... It's going to have this fetish. ”

Only the little girl knows a lot about the film, and she knows all about impotence, Fan Xiaojian said with a smile: "You see everyone knows that Liu Yifeng is a playboy, why do I still say that he has a dragon impotence, I just say a typical, everyone recognizes it for you to see, so that my hexagram is accurate, and then you will know whether what I said is true." ”

Bai Ruoxi felt that what Fan Xiaojian said made some sense, such an obvious thing would be broken as soon as he poked, ordinary liars are talking about some ambiguous things, could it be that he really knows how to look at his face, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Then you have seen my face, what do you think?" ”