As a senior veteran driver, the manhole cover young man once thought that he had no psychological weakness, but from this moment, it seems that he was really caused tens of thousands of mental damage by Hao Qiang's mouth cannon. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He doesn't know why he lacks the opposite sex like this, of course, it may also be related to his low profile, although as the deputy leader of the Sky Bombing Corps, he is definitely not short of money.

But in order to respond to the new trend of thrift and thrift in the implementation of the Bombing Corps, he packaged himself very ordinary. His clothes and shoes on his body did not exceed 200 yuan, and his haircut was never cut for 10 yuan, and it was only once every few months. Even if he still has pimples on his face that are still tenacious in the past, he has never used any acne skin care products. The car he goes out in is usually a second-hand electric donkey, a second-hand old motorcycle, and he has never driven a four-wheeled car.

And never buy snacks.,Don't go to any high-end consumer entertainment venues.,Although he lost his original hard work after joining the bombing army.,But now he's also doing his job conscientiously.,In addition to participating in filling in the memories of fantasy characters.,Also record the number of people made by Nuwa Niangniang every day.,And check the number of Misaka sisters' recycling desires and empty shells in time.,And then be responsible for distributing the living expenses of each two-dimensional cute girl.,Meet their various willful requirements., And is also responsible for calming the conflict between the cute girl and the villain boss, arranging the cute girl to tease Hao Qiang or let the villain boss go to the city to do things and make and distribute explosive flyers, etc......

In short, many things in the Sky Bombing Corps are handled by him, although they are all trivial things that don't have too much technical content, but when they are all superimposed, it will be very energy-consuming.

And since he can complete these things with ease, can he be regarded as an excellent nanny-level talent? How can there be no opposite-sex relationship if you are so diligent and thrifty? Although he knows very well that most women can be stunned as long as he shows the astronomical amount in his bank card, this type of woman is not very suitable for marriage, but if it is a woman who doesn't care about money, she won't look at him blindly, which is really a very strange phenomenon.

And every day he looks down with the cute girl and doesn't look up, his aesthetic is also gradually improving, which makes him have the kind of pickiness that he looks ugly and thinks others are ugly, so the probability of being lonely and old is rising again, and there is a vague momentum of incomprehension, which is very sad.

"Mom sells batches! Let's make a whole song with a little bit more! The manhole cover youth yelled with the microphone.

And at this moment, the demon envoys and demon kings in the square gathered again and became more and more, but they didn't do it because of the mess on the scene, and they were all afraid of the king's strength.

Hao Qiang nodded and chose an exciting song of Senbon Sakura.

As Chibon Sakura's rhythmic starting music sounded, Hao Qiang took the microphone and said to the demon kings and demon envoys under the stage, "You really don't run away yet?" Then there is no way, I will take you to the Western Pure Land of Bliss to have fun. ”

Hao Qiang threw the block of the enchantment of the hegemony towards the bottom of the stage at random, and the new scene gradually rendered out, and after a while, everyone present fell into a stupor, because the scene here was really the Pure Land of Western Bliss.

The place where everyone was outside a golden hall, surrounded by a low mist glowing with golden light, and even the clouds in the sky were all trimmed with gold.

Not only that, but there are many lotus flowers and lotus leaves on the water of those ponds called Qibao Pond, and these lotus flowers are of different colors, which is very surprising.

In the distance, there are trees of various colors, and these trees are actually composed of gold, silver, glass, crystal, clams, red beads, and agate, and when the breeze blows, they play beautiful sounds like musical instruments.

And the ground beneath their feet shone brightly, and was all made of gold and six other kinds of jewels, many times more brilliant than the worldly jewels.

Overall, it is indeed very similar to the Pure Land of Bliss, but why should it be imagined to be so gorgeous when it is a place where people who have no desires and desires want to come? There are really some corpse vegetarian meals.

The manhole cover young man saw the golden light shining under the stage, his eyes were about to fall to the ground, and he was about to jump off the stage, but was reminded by Hao Qiang: "The things here are all fake, you can't take them out." ”

The manhole cover youth was a pity for a while, but at this time, the starting point of the song also arrived, so he immediately sang like a curse: "Bastard perverted madman! ”

"Puppy manhole cover youth!"

"And the demon king and the demon envoy don't have Ding Ding, this cover has thousands of miles of chirping, fiddling with a sassy posture to dominate the forest." The manhole cover youth sang.

"Lao Tzu and I are invincible, please listen quietly, the manhole cover youth, my baby, in your spare time, let's do it together."

"Perverted pervert, don't be so anxious first, the demons love to watch stick words and tear up!"

"Woo woo! I'm a stick level 10, woo woo ho! The more I look, the more powerful I get! Hao Qiang sang.

"Woo woo! Perverted He Loves Himself And Takes Off His Pants On The Stage And Punches The Handjob! ”

The manhole cover youth sang: "I have health care on the stage, Hao Qiangqiang can't be compared, the small on the stage, that's just flirting." ”

Hao Qiang then sang: "You control the young girl Lori, there are eighty kinds of bed skills, you use the pen under your crotch to write a legend!" ”

"Oh yes!" The manhole cover youth then sang: "The cowardly demon king, the panicked demon envoy, and the majestic princess on this stage, tell you a secret, you are all going to die here, and the pervert wants to be alone, please listen quietly!" ”

"Gai Gai about me, but I about the demons, the demons about the demons, the demons about the Gai Gai, but the demons about me, the demons about me, I don't about the devils, I about the devils!" Thanks to Hao Qiang's usual mouth cannon foundation, otherwise he would really not be able to sing this tongue twister.

"Woo woo! This bark has spread thousands of miles, and it has been heard for thousands of miles! You have to change the base! The manhole cover youth sang.

"Woo woo! I was shocked that the two realms will all overlap in the future! ”

"Pretending to be forced in front of this cover stage, you really can't compare, pretending to be forced while being puffy, this lyric has magic."

"The song of this magic is very incendiary, and it can make the demon king and demon envoy come together to make a ......."

"The strong covenant demon wants the day demon, the demon doesn't want to be the strong day, the strong day demon and the day demon, we all have the day demon!" The manhole cover youth was already singing and laughing, and the lyrics were really magical.

Hao Qiang also sang along: "We meet and tear up every day, we know ourselves and know each other, we seem to be enemies, but in fact, we will also make a foundation, when the gods and demons are destroyed, we will come together to hi Pi, and by then you will have a little chirp......

The manhole cover young man turned black when he boarded, why did he still curse when he sang a song? Shouldn't it be unanimous to the outside world?

was supposed to sing the next paragraph, but he stopped singing it and waited for Hao Qiang to sing it.

Hao Qiang saw that the manhole cover youth didn't sing, so he sang next: "Oh oh oh oh yes! My bird language is awesome! ”

"Although you are a bird, you are not as good as a stick!" The manhole cover youth sang.

"Manhole cover, you are right, stick language universe first, watch me sing a legend with one word! Woo Woo ......"

This sound lasted until the end of the whole song, and Hao Qiang could see that the manhole cover youth was taking revenge on him, but the lyrics were just for the sake of rhyme, and for the real situation, it could only provide a reference, so why be more serious?

Next, the two continued to sing dozens of songs, not only did the two of them sing so much that they were about to vomit blood, but even the demon envoys and demon kings present had to vomit blood when they heard it, isn't this special to fight? Why do you just sing? And it's all lyrics with no lower limit and discipline, and after listening to so many songs in a row, it's really driving them crazy!