Chapter 57: Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals
Xiao Wenyu greeted the hotel before leaving, Tu Xiaoxun and Li Yangyang came out after eating, and the hotel really sent a car to take them home. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Li Yangyang's house is closer, and when he got out of the car, he wanted to ask Tu Xiaoxun to go to his house to play games, and in two days he would travel abroad with his family.
Tu Xiaoxun was not interested in playing games and rejected Li Yangyang.
Today, there is a street shootout and a bus explosion and fire, which always gives people the feeling that the world is dangerous.
The brain hole caused by eating lobster and crab made Tu Xiaoxun want to give it a try.
Asking the hotel's car to take him to the bank branch office on the street near the cotton mill community, Tu Xiaoxun got out of the car and went to the bank to get a card, and then transferred the money from the check to it.
This time, he didn't deposit it on his mother's card, and Tu Xiaoxun also planned to use the money to help his mother open a store.
After saving the money and settling down, on the way home, Tu Xiaoxun summoned a magical album.
The banknotes on the magic album have not changed in numbers, nor have they been corrected, but they are still the same as when they were painted, indicating that there is still a chance to make a small fortune.
Open the last drawing again.
I saw that the original number of 200,000 was like a dead banknote, and after he paid off the debt to the underworld, the number also returned to the normal pattern of a 100-denomination banknote.
Turning to a new blank page in the magic album, Tu Xiaoxun was about to draw a shrimp and a crab with a pen to see if he could summon a shrimp soldier and crab general.
But when I think of the Spring and Autumn Pen under the pillow at home, I don't know if it will be more miraculous to draw with that pen.
So he trotted back to the community quickly, returned home and took out the spring and autumn pen under the pillow, Tu Xiaoxun lay on the bed, and drew the shrimp soldiers and crab generals on the magic album with the spring and autumn pen.
The shrimp crab drawn by Tu Xiaoxun will be based on the image of a character in a classic TV series he has watched, and then based on the prawns and giant crabs in the photos he saw today, after simple artistic processing.
Drawing with spring and autumn strokes is very handy.
After Tu Xiaoxun constructed the image of the shrimp soldier and crab general in his mind, he painted it in one go, which was very smooth.
Soon, the image of the shrimp soldier and crab general jumped on the magic album, which was lifelike and vivid.
The important thing is that after Tu Xiaoxun finished drawing his signature, the shrimp soldiers and crabs did not disappear from the magic album.
This time did not make Tu Xiaoxun wait for a long time.
Soon, something happened that made Tu Xiaoxun cry and laugh.
Suddenly, the faucet pipe in Tu Xiaoxun's home suddenly burst open and cracked, splashing water all over the ground.
As the water flowed through the room, in the light of the water, the two figures slowly condensed and formed, and one of them stumbled on the ground and fell in front of Tu Xiaoxun.
"The immortal forgives my sins, I don't know what is the important matter of summoning me and others to come?"
After the shrimp soldiers and crabs were about to appear, Tu Xiaoxun saw two guys, one fat and one thin, looking very funny and cute, appearing in front of him.
The images of these two fellows were different from what he had drawn in the magic book, and they were even more funny than what he had drawn, with the crab with two large pincer arms and the shrimp soldier with a three-pronged antenna on his head, like a lightning rod.
Tu Xiaoxun observed them and found that the shrimp soldier crab general he summoned through the magic album did not look like a distraction, but like an illusion projected by water waves, looming.
Now these two guys looked sincerely frightened, Tu Xiaoxun restrained his smile, and asked, "Are you the shrimp soldiers and crab generals under the Dragon Throne?" ”
"Definitely!"
The shrimp soldier crab general shook his head and replied: "Back to the immortals, we are the left and right protectors of the Taixuan Water Spirit Black Spirit Divine Throne, and they are not comparable to the incompetent people of the soft shrimp and rotten crabs in the Dragon Palace!" ”
Yo, you still look down on the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the Dragon Palace, and automatically raise the force by one level?
Tu Xiaoxun was very curious, and said, "Then now I am summoning you out, is this your deity, or is it a distraction?" ”
"The immortal mana is strong, and he directly absorbs the original gods such as us to come to the world, and the little ones are sincerely afraid!"
Tu Xiaoxun was slightly moved.
Unexpectedly, this time the summoning was not a distraction, but it was directly the original god, and it was estimated that it was because the Spring and Autumn Pen and the magic album played a more powerful effect.
Thinking about it like this, Tu Xiaoxun said: "I summoned you here because I have not felt safe in the world recently, and I want to find you to act as a Dharma protector for a while, what do you think?" ”
Unexpectedly, these two guys were overjoyed, and immediately knelt down and said: "The little one is willing to serve the immortals!" ”
"Willing to charge into battle for the immortals, go to the soup and fight the fire!"
When Tu Xiaoxun saw their attitude, the corners of his eyes jumped, he agreed too quickly, and couldn't help asking: "Does your boss Black Spirit Venerable know about this matter?" ”
"Back to the immortals, my lord calculated that he would have a great opportunity today, and he would not allow it, if it weren't for ......"
Tu Xiaoxun was curious: "What if not?" ”
"Hehe, little dare to say, if it has a need for my lord, it will know!"
Tu Xiaoxun blinked his eyes, and couldn't help but guess in his heart, could it be that their boss wanted to come to him as a bodyguard in person, but he couldn't save face?
Thinking of this possibility, Tu Xiaoxun was happy.
"And what are you two capable of?"
The shrimp protector preemptively performed: "Shangxian, the small one can isolate water, the mine kills the enemy, jumps for a hundred miles with one breath, and comes and goes like the wind!" ”
The crab protector slowed down a little: "Shangxian, a small pair of fine tongs can divide gold and break stones, the power is infinite, and the aftershocks are hundreds of miles away, and the warriors are fierce!" ”
Although it is a bit exaggerated, according to Tu Xiaoxun's understanding, that is, this abnormal version of the Dragon Palace version of the shrimp soldier crab will run fast and have great strength.
However, looking at the pair of big tongs on the crab general, and the lightning rod on the shrimp soldier's head, Tu Xiaoxun's eyelids jumped.
"Since you are the original god deity, will it change, can it appear in the world?"
The shrimp protector hurriedly replied: "Shang Xian, our Yuan Shen has appeared in the world is summoned by the Immortals, which is a special case, if the change in the human world is watched by mortals, it will be punished by the law of heavenly calamity, and please take pity on our hard-won cultivation path!" ”
Crab Protector: "If we show our true form in the world, we will definitely die!" ”
Listening to what these two guys said was so serious, Tu Xiaoxun thought of the door god again, and it seemed that this was also the case.
They are all abiding by some kind of rule in the human world, once they appear or reveal the heavenly secrets, they will be subject to a heavenly calamity, just like the scene he saw the moon rabbit crossing the calamity and ascending with his own eyes last time.
Since there are restrictions, Tu Xiaoxun doesn't care about these, just listening to these two guys pretending to be forced and blowing their skills so amazingly, Tu Xiaoxun is a little warm.
"Can I learn what you said?"
The shrimp protector didn't rush to answer this time, and the honest crab protector replied: "The immortals have their own great opportunities, and we are not enough to enter the eyes of the immortals, please don't joke about the small ones!" ”
In fact, this honest crab general said it very bluntly.
That is, it is impossible for Tu Xiaoxun to learn any skills from them, and like the door gods, they will not be able to teach, so they can't help but be a little disappointed.
"Tu Tu, what are you doing, how do you make your home look like this!"
At this time, my mother's somewhat angry voice came.
"Oh no, Mommy is back!"
Tu Xiaoxun came to his senses and immediately said to the shrimp soldier and crab general: "You guys hurry up...... Belch......! ”
Before he finished speaking, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals disappeared in front of Tu Xiaoxun's eyes.