Chapter 1249: Turn over the serf and sing
Tong Xiaorui asked coldly, which startled Tong Xiaojun, he thought that his sister knew about what he and his brother-in-law did last night, so he immediately said in a panic: "No, it's nothing!" It's really nothing, sister. My brother-in-law didn't do anything last night! ”
Tong Xiaorui looked at her younger brother with a panicked face, and the suspicion in her heart became even stronger? So he asked sharply: "Xiaojun! Don't try to cover it up here. You must have done something last night! Bah! I'm so angry, you two big men dare to do that kind of thing! ”
Tong Xiaojun was stunned: "What kind of thing do two big men do?" What kind of thing? Fighting, killing, and killing is originally the job that a big man should do! ”
Tong Xiaojun suspected that his sister might have heard the movement last night, after all, the place where his brother-in-law and Wang Si Mazi fought was downstairs at his house, and he also moved the gun, so it was not surprising that his sister could hear the movement, so he immediately said seriously: "Okay, sister, since you already know." Then I'll tell you what happened. But don't tell your parents. Alas! I guess you won't blame my brother-in-law if you tell me, I'm also forced to ???????"
Tong Xiaojun was about to tell his sister about last night, but he saw that his sister had already closed the door, and then jumped to the bed and lifted Zhao Yushan's quilt.
Tong Xiaorui fixed his eyes and saw that Zhao Yushan was naked and bottom, wearing a small pants in the middle, and under the small pants was a pillar of optimus. With his eyes closed, his mouth full of hawl, he slept so fragrantly!
Although Zhao Yushan is born with divine power, there is also a problem with this product, every time he exerts too much force, he must get enough sleep after that. When he overexerts himself and falls asleep, I am afraid that there is thunder above his head and fire on the soles of his feet, and he will not be able to wake up! Last night, he fought the Tibetan mastiff with his bare hands, and he really used a little too much force, so not only did he not wake up until now, but he didn't even hear Tong Xiaorui knocking on the door just now, and she and her brother talking!
Tong Xiaorui was ashamed and angry, stomped her little feet, and said in her heart: "Ah, Zhao Yushan, Zhao Yushan, how hard did you exercise last night to be so tired!" Even when you were with me, I didn't see you tired like this, and after sleeping with Xiaojun for one night, you were so tired? Phew! Disgusting to death! ”
Tong Xiaorui thought about it, and suddenly tore Zhao Yushan's ear, and scolded coquettishly: "Zhao Yushan, you get up for me!" You get up for me! ”
Zhao Yushan was dreaming, dreaming that he was spending a good night with a super beauty, but suddenly, the beauty turned into a beautiful snake and bit off his ear!
"Ahh My ears! My ears! Zhao Yushan jumped up from the bed with a strange scream, the movement was too big, and he suddenly broke his ear out of Xiao Rui's hand.
This guy has rough skin and thick meat, and he has no ears and, but he almost knocked Tong Xiaorui to the ground, and Xiaorui's wrist was also flashed.
"Oops, Zhao Yushan! You're hurting my hand! Be honest with me! Otherwise, I'll kick you out of the house at once!" Tong Xiaoruijiao shouted.
Zhao Yushan opened his hazy sleepy eyes at this time, and glanced at the two people in the room, only to see Tong Xiaojun standing motionless at the door, with a crying and laughing expression. Tong Xiaorui was standing in front of him with his eyebrows crossed, rubbing his right wrist vigorously with his left hand.
"Xiaojun, what's wrong with you? Like eating a dead mouse? What's going on? Xiaorui? How did you get to our room? The door is still closed, did you cross over? Zhao Yushan asked with a blank face.
"I'm going through you big-headed ghost! Zhao Yushan, tell me clearly, what did you do with Xiaojun last night? Tong Xiaorui stood on tiptoe and reached out to tear Zhao Yushan's ear again.
"Oh, you let go, Xiaorui, let go. Xiaojun, what the hell is going on? How do I not understand? Zhao Yushan whispered.
Tong Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders and said in his heart: "Brother-in-law, not only are you confused, but I am also confused!" ”
"Equip it for me. Say, did you guys do it last night? Tong Xiaorui's face flushed, and she finally gritted her teeth and said the doubts in her heart. She had long heard the flight attendant she was with say that many men like this tune, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to like it too.
"?????? Engage in base? Tong Xiaojun almost fainted, he really didn't understand how his sister, who had always been pure, could have such a dirty idea in his mind! But if you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem strange, the so-called close to Zhu is red, and the one who is close to ink is black, my sister and brother-in-law have been together for a long time, no matter how pure they are, they will become extremely evil!
Zhao Yushan was also a little crying and laughing, he put his head to Tong Xiaorui's ear and muttered a few words. Tong Xiaorui's face suddenly turned into a big red cloth, and she said hatefully: "Phew! No shame! What a bastard thing to say. ”
Tong Xiaorui said, while glancing at Zhao Yushan's lower body with his eyes, but thought in his heart: "It seems that what Brother Yushan said also makes sense, looking at the little guy's spirit, it seems that he didn't work last night." ”
However, although Tong Xiaorui had agreed with Zhao Yushan's explanation in her heart, she still asked suspiciously: "Then why can't you and Xiaojun still pay it back, I smashed the door of the room, and Xiaojun got up and opened the door in a daze?" And you haven't even woken up? ”
"Alas, this is a long story, let me tell you briefly, last night there were robbers in our house, who wanted to steal my little nineteen, and I and Xiaojun worked hard to beat the robbers away??????" Zhao Yushan began to talk casually.
As the guy was talking, there was a knock at the door, and then the voice of Mother Tong sounded: "Hey, it's time to eat, what are you three doing inside, it's noisy." Xiaojun, are you not allowed to help your sister bully your brother-in-law, do you hear? ”
Tong Xiaojun inside the door couldn't help but sweat profusely when he listened to his mother's words! I bullied my brother-in-law? My good man, my brother-in-law has to beat me eight times if he ties his hands and feet!
At breakfast, Tong Xiaojun went to buy a car after eating. Yesterday afternoon, the card that Zhao Yushan gave him was on him. Last night, another three million were swindled from Xiang Shaojie's hands, and Tong Xiaojun now has the feeling of turning over as a serf and singing.
How many times did he dream that he wanted to go to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store to pretend to be forced again! It's a pity that I have always been weak. Now it's finally time to raise your eyebrows! Also, he has long taken a fancy to a car sales lady in the Mercedes-Benz 4S store, Lang is affectionate, and the concubine is intentional, but the woman's parents are unwilling! The reason is that he is too poor.
Well, this time, my brother turned into a serf and sang, it was time to shake the pair of granite heads of the two prospective parents-in-law.
Grandma's, today Lao Tzu is rich! Even the people and the car are served in a pot! Thinking about the happy life in the future, Tong Xiaojun is so beautiful that snot bubbles come out.
However, this guy was eating and fantasizing, but his father's majestic voice came to his ears: "Xiaojun, you can't use your brother-in-law's money to buy a car!" You're also a big man, why use your brother-in-law's money? If you want to buy a car, you can make money on your own! ”
Tong's mother also said beside her: "That's it, Xiaojun, your sister hasn't married your brother-in-law yet." Even your sister can't spend your brother-in-law's money casually, how can you spend your brother-in-law's money casually? If you have to buy a car, how much does it cost to buy a car! The cheapest one is more than 100,000 yuan! ”
"Mom, Dad, it's okay. As long as Xiaojun likes it. It doesn't matter. Zhao Yushan said without raising his head while pulling rice into his mouth.
"That's it. Mom and Dad, even my brother-in-law doesn't like it, what do you like? My brother-in-law is not bad for money, isn't he brother-in-law? Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
Father Tong looked at his son's uncompetitive appearance, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "Alas! If you kid can be half as good as your brother-in-law, your mother and I won't have to worry about breaking your heart. Xiao Zhao, you can't get used to Xiaojun in the future, you, who are brothers-in-law, have to educate him well. ”
Tong Xiaojun couldn't help but stick out his tongue, and said in his heart: "My father, if you saw my brother-in-law's appearance last night, I don't know if this is the evaluation of my brother-in-law?" I want my brother-in-law to educate me, but I'm afraid you won't want to. Hey. ”
Tong Xiaorui's father wanted to say something more, but heard Tong Xiaorui suddenly say: "Dad, Mom, you don't have to stop Xiaojun." If he likes it, let him buy it. Even if he borrows Brother Yushan, I will pay back the money for him later. ”
"What's more, it's all a family, how can you talk about two families? Isn't that too outlierable? Hehe, isn't it brother-in-law? Tong Xiaojun said with a smile.
After the family had a happy breakfast, Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun went to buy a car together, while Tong Xiaorui stayed with his parents to take care of the sweet potato shop.
Although Zhao Yushan and Tong Xiaojun's siblings tried their best to persuade their parents to go out to play together, the two old men insisted on refusing, saying that today is the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, and business must be good, and it would be a pity not to open the door to do business. They also have to save money for Tong Xiaojun to marry a daughter-in-law!
Tong Xiaojun said in his heart that our sweet potato stall has been sold for 50 years, and it is not as much as my brother-in-law made in the middle of the night last night! But he thought about it for himself, but he didn't dare to tell his parents.
Zhao Yushan drove his tattered Dongfeng light truck and took Tong Xiaojun straight to the Mercedes-Benz 4S store in Wangcheng District.
Although today is only the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the 4S store has already opened. There are already a lot of cars parked in the parking space in front of the store.
Although Zhao Yushan's driving skills are not as good as Zhao's spear, he has also undergone special training. He corrected the steering wheel slightly, and the Dongfeng light truck jumped into the parking space without slowing down, and then stopped steadily.
What Zhao Yushan didn't expect was that as soon as he got out of the car, a woman with long cotton socks opening and closing a short skirt and a face of foundation like a wall skin said to him angrily: "How do you drive?" Do you know how to drive? ”
Zhao Yushan was stunned by the woman's inexplicable scolding, and he asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?" I'm driving my car, what's wrong with you? ”
"What's the matter with me? Thankfully, it didn't get in my way, otherwise you would have to go back to the pre-liberation overnight! See, this car is mine, if you just touched me, you can't afford to pay for this car for ten years! The woman said with an arrogant face, pointing to a black Mercedes next to her as she spoke.
Tong Xiaojun is now a rich man, and he is not polite when he listens to a woman, and he is unhappy, so he raises his legs and walks towards her, wanting to reason with her.