In Qingyun Temple, Chen Ergou was restless, more anxious than those monkeys. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The monkeys are lazily basking in the sun and leisurely taking lice, which once again verifies the famous saying "it is better to be idle than to be famous".

Seeing that it was past noon, the yellow and red haired stomachs were growling, and after asking the dog brother for instructions, the two brothers began to cook.

Originally, the chickens brought were to be slaughtered and eaten for meat, but when Ma Fenghou left, he saw that these chickens had males and females, so he was ready to raise them and ordered that they should not be slaughtered.

The red-haired and yellow-haired thought that he was worried about killing the chicken to show the monkey and frightening the little monkey, but fortunately, there was some bacon in Qingyunguan, and it was also a good food to fry two plates. As for the little wild boars, they would never dare to play the idea of roasting suckling pigs again.

Don't pick the skills of these two, it's good to be able to cook the food. After two o'clock in the afternoon, Huang Mao came over again to ask for instructions: "Brother Ergou, it's time to call a foreigner to eat, right?" ”

Chen Ergou was anxious, waved his hand angrily, and asked Huang Mao to watch the arrangement by himself. After a while, Huang Mao didn't come back, and saw the woman who followed the foreigner running back first, disheveled, and shouting: "Save people, go and save Mr. Martin!" ”

"What am I talking about, there is danger in the woods, have you encountered a leopard or a wild boar?" Chen Ergou went straight to the main hall, hugged the head of the idol, and pulled out a 38 big cover from it, it turned out that there was still a gun hidden in it.

It's too fierce - the red hair looks at the dog brother with great adoration, it's his idol.

The woman shook her hand again and again, her face full of anxiety: "No, I didn't meet a beast, but when I was making love to Mr. Martin, he suddenly fell ill—"

At this time, you can't care about the word shame, if that Martin is really warped, she has a lot to do with it, and if she doesn't do it, her life will be completely ruined.

Chen Ergou didn't know how to feel it, but the red hair was extraordinary, and he laughed twice: "So you must have the wind right away, the wind right away, the horse has the wind, the wind is chasing your life, it's over, even if Da Luo Jinxian comes, you can't save it." In this winter, the wind is blowing, you guys are messing around outside, it's no wonder if nothing happens! ”

When he said this, the woman's tears fell.

"Don't go and save people first!" Chen Ergou's essence is not bad, and he kicked the red hair. Under the leadership of the woman, the two ran out of Qingyunguan.

Of course, those monkeys who like to watch the excitement are indispensable, jumping in the back, helping the old and the young, and swarming to follow.

Halfway through, Huang Mao also joined the army, ran out for two or three miles in one go, and saw four or five big trees, six or seven monkeys, and Martin Ge lying on the ground.

His trench coat lay motionless on the floor, his pants down to his knees, revealing his hairy thighs.

Akajiri's little paw is fast, the first one to run over, and the little paw pulls around Martin's words, who calls that thing the most obvious: you can't control the bird, it's miserable. Do you think it's the second king, you can play anytime and anywhere?

Martin still lay upright, unresponsive. There were also a few eyeless monkeys, thinking that it was time to divide the spoils again, and they were about to rob when they went up, but they were drunk back by Chen Ergou.

But no one has ever encountered this situation, and I have no experience at all, so I can't help it. The red fur went up and probed Martin's snort with his hand: "It's out of breath!" ”

Huang Mao also reached out to touch Martin's pulse: "The heartbeat seems to be gone!" Then, under the cover of his body, he quietly took off the gold watch from Martin's wrist and put it in his pocket.

For a moment, only the sobs of women remained in the woods—

There was a sound of footsteps in the forest, and the figures of Xiao Qi and Ma Fenghou appeared, followed by wild boars shaking their heads and tails. The monkeys suddenly squeaked and rushed up to meet the king and the honorary king Xiao Qi.

Something happened - Ma Fenghou saw that they were all around here, and he didn't care about the monkeys, so he ran over and caught a glimpse of Martin lying on the ground, and basically understood the general idea. However, he didn't know anything about medical skills, and at this moment, he missed the old Taoist priest very much.

Ma Fenghou couldn't imagine such a bullshit thing, and originally wanted to talk about business with Martin. After all, people rushed to Qingyunguan, although they did not have the main responsibility, after all, they were a little bit on the side, and Ma Fenghou didn't want any accidents.

At this time, Huang Mao suddenly interjected: "I heard my grandmother say before, ancient women out of the pavilion, the hairpin on the head is not just a decorative role, at the critical moment, if the man has a stroke, you can also use the hairpin to tie the tail root, you can wake up, or let's try?" ”

Dead horses should be live horse doctors! Ma Fenghou recalled the acupuncture point map of the human body recorded in the boxing book, and the root of the tail mentioned by Huang Mao should be the end of the tail vertebrae, and the main acupoint here should be the tail acupoint at the beginning of the Du Mai. As for foreigners or something, the acupuncture points should all be the same, right?

So he asked Huang Mao and Red Mao to break Martin's legs and find the tail point located in the middle of the tailbone and ***. Well, Martin is unconscious, and he has fecal incontinence, a large area of stinking and dirty, which is really miserable.

At this time, he couldn't care about it so much, and he couldn't find a silver hairpin or anything, so Ma Fenghou had to find a hard branch, the front end was slightly sharpened, and then handed it to Chen Ergou: You poke.

Chen Ergou frowned, he really didn't know what to do, and he just caught a glimpse of Akajiri squatting beside him to watch the excitement, so he stuffed the wooden stick into the monkey's paw.

Akajiri is a good comrade, not afraid of being dirty or tired, grabbing a thin stick and stabbing it hard, directly stabbing it more than an inch deep. Martin, who had been motionless just now, straightened up, but then he didn't react.

Who told you to give the foreigner ** - Ma Fenghou covered his eyes, but it was good for Martin to react, proving that there was still salvation, but the intensity of the stimulation was not enough. But if he wanted to do it, he really couldn't do it, so he had to hold Akajiri's little paw and poke his fingers at Martin's tail hole.

Akajiri's comprehension is still good, a little brain, look at the position, and poke it with a stick. I only heard a pop, and the skin and flesh there were already delicate, and the skin was directly punctured.

Ahh

Awake is awake, consciousness is still a little blurred, muttering French in his mouth, no one can understand what he says.

Akajiri is also addicted to stabbing, and the little stick is poked upwards compared to the strokes. Ma Fenghou snatched the wooden stick in his hand and threw it away, and the-stirring stick was still playing with it, was it dirty?

"What happened?" Martin seemed to be completely awake, and asked weakly in Chinese.

"You got the wind right away, and you almost went to see God just now, do you know no!" Huang Mao didn't forget to be silent with foreigners, this kid's mouth is a little owed.

Martin apparently remembered that at this time, the lady also came up to cry, and Martin also felt quite like the rest of his life.

"Shall we put our pants up first?" Chen Ergou muttered.

There is no water here, so I can only go back to Qingyunguan and rinse again. So, the yellow hair and the red hair carried Martin, smoked the brothers along the way, and retched several times.

Finally got to Qingyunguan, took off Martin's clothes and pants outside, and the woman helped him scrub his body. When I flipped through my clothes and pants, a small medicine bottle fell out of my pocket, and it was grabbed by a quick handful of hair, and it shook loudly.

Shake it a few times and twist open the cap, and inside is a small blue pill. The monkey was greedy, and when he pinched the hair, he stuffed it into his mouth, thinking it was a sugar cube.

As a result, it was snatched away by Ma Fenghou: Isn't it death, you dare to eat this famous little blue piece?

This thing Ma Fenghou Ke knows, and has even used it twice before, the scientific name is Viagra, commonly known as viagra ~ brother, now that I think about it, it is really harmful.

By the time Martin was cleaned, the goods were already shivering from the cold, and coupled with the malaise, a serious illness was obviously inevitable. But if you can pick up a life and come back, thank you to Akajiri.

After covering the quilt in the wing, Martin listened to the woman learn the whole story, and said on the spot that when he returned, he would buy a few boxes of big apples for his life-saving benefactor.

Xiao Pick - Ma Fenghou disdains this. Instead, Huang Mao took out the gold watch and handed it back to Martin, saying that he had picked it up on the ground and that it was now returned to its original owner.

Martin didn't care about these little things, but lay in his girlfriend's arms and asked about digging truffles.

Seeing that he was in good spirits, Ma Fenghou also showed him the two truffles he brought back, Martin was very satisfied with the weight and aroma of the truffles, like this truffle weighing more than a kilogram, it can definitely be auctioned.

Mr. Martin also said that this time, thanks to everyone's help, he gave a great discount on the price, giving a high price of 1,000 yuan per kilogram.

Thousand! Chen Ergou, a money fan, couldn't help but jump up, and even the red and yellow hair were stunned: This black thing is so valuable, is it that the foreigner has a stroke and is a little delirious?

Are you talking about the euro? Only Ma Fenghou is indifferent, if it is an ordinary domestic truffle, a thousand yuan is enough, but the truffles that appear in the hot spring valley are definitely comparable to the top French black truffles, and you are embarrassed to say this price?

What is the grace of saving lives, in the business field, only profit first. Ma Fenghou can be regarded as seeing through the essence of Martin's pursuit of profit, but from another point of view, this is also normal, especially in line with the values of Europeans and Americans, business and friendship are two different things.

Seeing that Chen Ergou must have forgotten his surname now, Martin smiled secretly in his heart: It seems that this harvest will be very good, there is a famous saying in this country, it seems that if you don't die in a great disaster, there will be a blessing, right?

Chen Ergou, who was dancing and dancing, was happy for a long time, and then he found that Master Monkey was sitting there indifferent, so he also stopped: "Mr. Martin, we can't accept your price, for the sake of Akajiri helping you ***** cure, is it a master?" ”

It's not a pot that can't be opened, and now, Mr. Martin still has a faint ache there. So he pretended to hesitate for a long time, and then put on a painful look: "That's 1,500 yuan, so I don't have anything to earn." ”

Chen Ergou squeezed his eyebrows at Master Monkey: Hurry up, promise quickly, Master Monkey, you want to kill me in a hurry?

At this time, I heard a strange scream from outside Qingyunguan, it was a big tooth, but the cry was more than ten times louder than usual, and it shook my ears.

Who can do so much damage to Big Tooth? With a swish, Ma Fenghou's figure disappeared from the house.