Chapter 100: What an embarrassment
This person looked up at the roof, but Xie Jiang's eyes glanced at his chest, and his first reaction was that this person was taking a bath!
After reacting again, Xie Jiang's face suddenly turned red. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Now he seemed to be sitting on his lap, and the man was naked, as if he was wearing nothing.
Ah! How can you get dressed in a bath!
Phew!
What to do?
What are the good excuses, good arguments, and good reasons to explain and explain...... How could the lady of the family smash the roof...... What are you going to do again...... In the tub?
Xie Jiang blinked, blinked again, and felt that the past could be turned out of his head with a lot of ideas, and at this time, it was a mess, and it was embarrassing to think and say anything.
Xiao Yi sighed and said helplessly: "Madame doesn't say it, I just want to take a bath with me as a lady." That....... As he spoke, his body moved.
"Lang Jun misunderstood!" Xie Jiang thundered in his head, "Wow!" He stood up with the edge of the bucket and said, "I saw a bird in the tree, with green feathers and a red beak, which is very beautiful...... And so it ...... Well! ”
Xiao Yi raised her eyebrows, and suddenly realized: "Oh...... Madame went up to a tree to catch a bird and accidentally fell down, didn't she? ”
This person is "round" well, Xie Jiang sighed, and nodded very seriously: "Lang Jun guessed well, this is the case." ”
One of them stood in the bucket with a wet click, and the other leaned against the edge of the bucket naked.
"So...... Lang Jun continued, and I left. Xie Jiang thought that if he continued like this, something might go wrong, so he turned around and held down the edge of the poke and raised his leg to go out. But when he turned around, his eyes slipped on the man's back.
Pity...... The man was drenched and stuck to his back and shoulders, and he couldn't see anything clearly.
From Xie Jiang standing up to the time she turned out of the bucket, Xiao Yi seemed to be sitting lazily and still, but in fact, she had been paying attention to the change in her expression.
At this moment, her eyebrows furrowed, and she seemed a little disappointed......
Xiao Yi's eyes flashed, and she looked back at the door and said, "Leave blank!" ”
Ah!
It's wet all over the body, so that people can see it!
Xie Jiang instantly struck a wit, and without thinking about it, he turned around and pounced forward, covered this person's mouth, and asked in a suppressed tone, "What are you calling people for?" ”
Is the wet beauty "throwing herself into her arms"? Xiao Yi looked up at Xie Jiang, blinked, and looked confused and puzzled.
Okay! Count me as overreacting.
Xie Jiang's face turned red, let go of his hand, and pulled his wet sleeve to explain: "How can you see people with such a wet chatter, Lang Jun just pretends that nothing happened, I will go back secretly." ”
Want to sneak back? That's not going to happen!
Xiao Yi almost couldn't hold back the laughter in her heart, but her face was serious, and she frowned and said: "Where does Madame want to go, I am sending a guard to catch birds, so as to create a chance for Madame to slip away." ”
Oh! That's what it means.
Xie Jiang raised his legs and stepped out of the barrel, and saw that there was a stone table not far away, and there was a neat stack of cloth towels and velvet blankets on the table, so he went over and took the blanket and wrapped it around his body, then turned around and looked at Xiao Yi and said, "Lang Jun shouted." ”
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Outside.
Beidou's little face turned red, and he pointed to his blank nose and said, "My wife fell into the house, why did you stop me from entering?" ”
Liubai hugged his shoulders with both hands, sneered and asked: "My family Langjun is bathing, do you think I can let you in?" Well? ”
Bath?
Beidou was first overjoyed and then shocked, and wanted to cry without tears for a moment.
It turned out that the two of them came to peek at the change of clothes, how did it turn into a bath?
It's just a bath, why did Mrs. just fall out of the bath?
Okay, Mrs. said that when dealing with things, you must know how to judge the situation, and now the hard ones can't come to the soft ones to see if they can get in.
Beidou squeezed his eyes, forced out two bubbles of tears, and then looked at the blank with tears in his eyes and said, "If Mama knew, she would definitely kill me." Leave the eldest brother to make it convenient for me to go in and find my wife's ....... ”
Beidou cried tears and was extremely sad.
The corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and he simply leaned against the door frame and turned his face to look into the distance.
Xiao Yi shouted again.
Just now, he only cared about arguing with Beidou, but he didn't hear it, but this time he heard the master shouting, and the man entered the house in three steps and two steps, and asked through the bamboo door: "Lord, what are your orders?" ”
Xiao Yi said: "Just now, a bird with a green feather and red beak flew in, and now it has flown away again, you go and catch it." ”
Emerald feathered red-beaked birds?
Fly in and fly away......
Blank turned his face to look out of the door, the sky was getting dark, and the shadows in the bamboo forest were swaying, not to mention catching a small bird, even if he caught a big living person, he had to waste a lot of effort.
This command is a bit strange!
Leave a blank to grind a few times, and at the end of the eyebrows shaking, bowed and retreated.
Xie Jiang heard the footsteps and walked away, went over and pushed open the bathroom door and said, "I'm leaving." ”
Xiao Yi turned her eyes to her: "Madame is leaving like this?" ”
How can you walk without this?
Xie Jiang turned around and asked, "What does Lang Jun mean...... Well? ”
Xiao Yi pointed to the stone table and said with a frank face: "Since Mrs. Blanket has used it, Mrs. Lao has brought a cloth towel here." After that, he looked down at the bucket and smiled bitterly...... Somewhat cool. ”
That's true.
After rubbing for so long, the water has long stopped steaming.
Besides, there was a big hole in the roof.
Xie Jiang scratched his nose, a little embarrassed, took the towel and handed it over: "Here you go." ”
Xiao Yi took it, grabbed her hair with her left hand, and wiped it with a cloth towel in her right hand.
At that time, Xiao Yi turned his back to Xie Jiang.
This person will emit a pinch, and his neck, shoulders and half of his back will immediately appear in front of Xie Jiang's eyes.
Well, a godsend, it didn't come in vain.
In the candlelight, Xie Jiang squinted at .......
The left shoulder was smooth and fair, and there was not even a small bump or mole. The right shoulder is very prominent, with a pink scar the thickness of three fingers.
Seeing the scar, Xie Jiang sighed in his heart...... It took two days to remove the stitches, if it weren't for the fact that it wouldn't have left such a big scar...... Stop! Birthmark!
Xie Jiang's eyes slipped and swept a few shuttles on the person's back and waist, and he was a little disappointed, and his eyes inadvertently fell down, Xiao Yi was sitting in the bucket just now, and the water was soaked, and he bent down slightly at this moment...... The scar went down to the waist ribs, and there was a crescent-shaped mark on the size of a wine cup, red and purple.
At this time, the water waves rippled with Xiao Yi's action of bending down and wiping her hair, and the imprint of the dip became more and more clearly recognizable.
No wonder I didn't see it for several healings, it turned out that the birthmark was not on the shoulder, but between the lumbar ribs.
Xie Jiang had a number in his heart, so he rolled his eyes, turned around and opened the door and went out.
Hearing the sound of the bamboo door "squeaking and squeaking" twice, it seemed to open and close, and the skirt blanket pierced the felt blanket, and the sound of the squirping rope went far away, Xiao Yi raised the corner of her lips, raised her hand and threw the cloth towel and said, "Come in." ”
Liubai quietly came in through the back window, put on his robe and said, "Lord." ”
"Hmm." Just now, a canopy of purple fireworks flashed on the roof, and Xiao Yi also saw it. It's just that Xie Jiang had just closed the door and went out, so he couldn't press it.
Xiao Yi slowly put on her robe, "What's wrong?" ”
Liubai bowed and said: "Just now, a distress signal was sent in Liyang City, and my subordinates asked people to check, and I think there will be news in a while." ”
Xiao Yi's eyebrows twisted.
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