34. Scolding is dark
At the beginning, he played games in the Internet café and scolded the people of the opposing team for a whole night, without repeating a word, and was known as the grandmaster of the scolding world!
Su Cao crackled on the keyboard and scolded back: "Put Lao Tzu in the right position, don't fart too much, don't take yourself too seriously, you shameless people, do you think that your father is everywhere, and everyone has to take care of you!" To you people, living is a waste of air, dying is a waste of land, half-dead wasting soft sister coins, in case of trouble, first find the reason from yourself, don't blame the planet for not being attractive as soon as you can't pull out the, you think about what you do before you spray feces, and are you qualified to say others! “
"Just you people who live with pigs all day long, no, I scolded wrong, and pigs are insulting pigs, such noble animals, you are a group of scum, parasites, living in this world every day, just scum specially designed to lower the level of the entire human IQ! Yes, you read that right, I'm talking about you, you're a scumbag, hurry up and use a 2B pencil to depict your colorful life in the future. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info”
This world, and even the buzzwords of this world.
However, people still rarely see people who want Su Cao to scold people like this at all, and they can still scold these words in one breath!
As soon as this reply was posted, Weibo immediately exploded!
"My day!"
"Su Cao has fought back!"
"Hahaha, everyone, look, look!"
"Awesome! Good scolding! Scum! ”
"Su Cao's mouth, I took it today."
"This is too classic, collect it and leave it, and it will definitely become a milestone in the history of scolding in the future!"
"Damn, pull down the level above humans, that's too cruel, but I like it!!"
"Use a 2B pencil to draw your colorful life in the future! It's amazing! ”
Zhang Guodong recovered, and his annoyed and angry expression could be felt in the text, "You scold?!" Do you have the qualities? Do you know who you are? ”
"Support Teacher Zhang!"
"Such a person can still be a host!? Strongly demand that Su Cao be expelled! ”
"What a man! Are all radio stations presenters of this level? ”
As soon as Su Cao started the war, Zhang Guodong's fans came directly at him!
Su Cao snorted and said: "Actually, from the first day I met Mr. Zhang, I found a fact, Mr. Zhang is not a thing, no, it is wrong, Mr. Zhang is a thing, hey, this is not right, then let's classify Mr. Zhang as an animal, a few days ago I went to the flower, bird, fish and insect market, and saw an animal that I felt particularly appropriate for Mr. Zhang, this animal is 123456790." ”
Someone asked, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ninety?" What do you mean? ”
Some people react quickly and immediately understand it!
"I'm missing eight here, this is forgetting eight! Wang Ba~! Depend on! This thing is scolding again! ”
"Haha, absolutely!"
Below Sue found a quick reply from fans, and there was a burst of laughter!
"Hahahaha!"
Su Cao didn't pause, "Teacher Zhang! I've always been thinking, for decades, you need courage to survive, to speak from the heart, I've seen people ugly, but I've never seen you so ugly, and then someone told me that this is called a pig's head, and I wondered, how can they call you a pig, this is too unusual, you can't always call someone like anything, how can you say that you are like a pig, isn't this an insult to a pig? It should be said that you are not even as good as a pig! ”
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"Su Cao, your ancestor!"
"Su Cao, your mouth is too lacking in morality!"
"Su Cao, greetings to your whole family! :
"Burn the pen! ……”
Zhang Guodong's fans shouted angrily!
And Su Cao's fans were stupid, and they forgot to help reply for a while, just watching Su Cao scold.
Su Cao didn't stop, and continued to post on Weibo, "You, an incompletely evolved lifeform, an alien with genetic mutations, a murderer with a clogged septic tank, a chimpanzee with a yin and yang disorder, a superindividual who lives with cockroaches, a version of the rotten vitality, a living dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, a raw material for the repeated destruction of the universe, on the keyboard you touched, even the amoeba protozoa can't survive, and the saliva you squirt out is a hundred times more deadly than SARS, as long as you look up, the ozone layer will burst a hole, and you won't be enough to throw it into the solar system...... Environmental protection, how far the idea goes, you roll as far as you go! ”
Everyone: "......"
He's so good at scolding, isn't this product specifically for scolding?
As far as your thoughts go, you roll!
What kind of writing does it take to come up with this sentence!
Su Cao continued to scold: "I don't know Teacher Zhang, your Mandarin standard? Please read with me: Wan Wan Wang, Wan Wang Wan Wang, Wan Wan Wan, Wan, Wan ......"
Some netizens asked: "What does this mean?" ”
"Thousands of hopes, thousands of hopes, thousands of wrists forget, thousands of wants, thousands of wants, thousands of wants......"
"Holy! This is a dog! ”
"It's the rhythm of a dog's barking!"
Everyone on Weibo couldn't laugh or cry, this product is too damaged!
Su Cao scolded Zhang Guodong for more than an hour, and not a word was repeated, and the more he scolded, the more ugly and in-depth!
Zhang Guodong couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Do you still have the quality, don't you look like a cultural person!" ”
Su Cao replied: "Yes, I am a cultural person, why don't I make you a poem, do you read it?" Lying plum smells the flowers again, and the lying branches are sad and hateful. Invite to hear the broken stones, lying wet up to spring green. ”
As soon as this poem appeared, everyone on Weibo was confused.
There was a fan of Zhang Guodong who immediately ridiculed him, "What kind of bullshit is written, this is still a cultural person, and he still writes poetry, I bah!" You're so scolding! ”
Su Cao replied unhurriedly, "You read this poem well!" ”
"I'm uneducated, I'm very low-IQ, and if you ask me who I am, I'm a stupid donkey! My day! This is amazing! Hahahaha! ”
"I'm uneducated, I'm a stupid donkey! I rub, this is okay!? ”
"Really good, Su Cao, from today onwards, I will be most convinced by you in the scolding world!"
Netizens laughed and peed, leaning forward and back.
Zhang Guodong didn't understand what it meant at first, and read it again, only to suddenly realize that he was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
"Su Cao! I'm not done with you! ”
Su Cao's scolding words are really classic, they are all in the original world, and countless elites want to harm people, and they can kill people.
Within ten minutes, hundreds of replies appeared under this Weibo, and the onlookers were happy to hear it.
Under the leadership of Su Cao, the fans who were scolded by the other party just now immediately turned over as serfs and sang, in fact, they were high, and began to wave their flags and shout to Su Cao non-stop.
Zhang Guodong was still scolding back, but he was not Su Cao's opponent at all.
At the beginning, there were many fans who helped him scold Su Cao together, but Su Cao was so perverted that he didn't need the help of fans, and he was stunned and scolded hundreds of people.
In the end, whether it was fans or scolding people, when they saw this situation, they all died down and walked away.
Only Zhang Guodong was left alone, still there scolding Su Cao indignantly.
One against hundred!
Scold all those who are not convinced!
The end result is ...... Su Cao wins!
Everyone on Weibo looked stupid.
This is still not a human being, scolding people is so combative, do you usually have nothing to do to figure out how to scold people!
When Zhang Guodong was also scolded and stopped talking, fans reacted and paid attention to Su Cao's Weibo.
Su Cao's fans suddenly broke through from nearly 60,000 to more than 70,000, almost 80,000.
Even the loading value on the roulette screen also exceeded 20,000 in an instant!
Su Cao was speechless!
Can you pretend to be forced to scold?
That's good!
Su Cao thought about whether he would scold more people in the future, this pretending to be the same as picking it up for nothing, saying that he could become the first big star to be famous for scolding in time.