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What Zhang Lifeng didn't expect was that when he saw that he was about to open his mouth to sue, the English teacher suddenly let out a very loud, long and reverberating fart. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

At that moment, the eyes of the whole class widened, and they focused their eyes on Zhang Lifeng and the English teacher. Needless to say, the English teacher's whole face turned red instantly.

Because this fart was released by her after all, it's normal to be embarrassed. I couldn't help but blame my husband, the day before yesterday, I had to learn what method of pickling soybeans on the Internet, saying that soybeans are conducive to ventilation and good for the body.

So I ate a bunch of them this morning, and I thought it was delicious. But when she arrived at the unit, she found a problem, that is, her stomach was always rumbling, and then some series of farts were constantly released.

made her have to hide from her colleagues, which was very embarrassing. But I didn't expect that now during the exam, I would come so suddenly, and the voice was so loud and long, so that all the students looked at themselves.

She was a little dumbfounded for a moment, although she was a middle-aged and elderly woman, and the woman's appearance had aged uncontrollably. She also acknowledges that the situation is out of her control and accepts the fact.

But she still pays attention to how she dresses, and always says how important it is to tell others about temperament. But now such a fart is released, which is completely opposite to temperament......

And it stinks...... At that moment, she herself smelled a foul smell, almost a rhythm that was about to die. I was embarrassed for a while and didn't know what to do, and at this time, the surrounding students all covered their noses, frowned, and whispered: "It stinks!" ”

"It stinks!!"

"Mom! Didn't you say that the farts don't stink, and the stinky farts don't make a sound? Why is it loud and smelly? ”

Listening to the students' discussions, the English teacher felt that the image he had accumulated over the years was about to be ruined.

At this time, Zhang Lifeng not only covered his nose but frowned. I remembered how she tossed herself before, and after she was drenched, she went to the teaching office. This guy happened to be looking for Zhou Zhu to run errands, and when he saw himself, he actually covered his nose with a disgusted expression.

Zhang Lifeng was angry when he thought about it, this is good, this old woman/girl/son, in front of him has such a big foreign appearance, and he accidentally laughed happily in his heart.

Instantly, the English teacher was even more embarrassed......

Seeing that the English teacher's face was blue and purple, I didn't know what to do. The students all covered their noses, and the students who were close to the window opened the windows one after another.

Although Teng Han has a bad relationship with the English teacher, he has a holiday with Zhang Lifeng after all, and he wants to harm himself if he has nothing to do. Now that it is a difficult time for an English teacher, Teng Han thinks that he must change and become a student who respects his teacher.

So Teng Han suddenly turned around at this time, pointed at Zhang Lifeng and said, "Zhang Lifeng, you really deserve to eat, your fart is so stinky!" ”

Before Teng Han's words fell, Zhang Lifeng's face, which was still smiling a little distorted, froze instantly. Then he noticed that the whole class was looking at him, and he realized that even if the English teacher released this fart, it would only be a series of sounds, and the fart would not prove who put it.

He was a little dumbfounded, and just wanted to explain that he didn't put it himself, but seeing the English teacher blushing and glaring at him angrily, he didn't dare to speak all of a sudden.

At this time, Ning Maomao covered her nose and said, "Zhang Lifeng, you are too much, you deliberately farted during the exam!" ”

Hearing Ning Maomao say the same, Zhang Lifeng felt speechless, but he didn't know how to explain. At this time, he looked at his little brothers Li Yongli and Wen Ming, who were not far away from him, so he thought of asking them to help explain.

But when he suddenly turned his eyes to them, he saw that the younger brother was also covering his nose and looking at him. He was a little dumbfounded for a moment, realizing that his younger brother must have thought that he had put it himself...... The embarrassment was incomparable.

What he didn't know was that at this time, Li Yongli and Wen Ming thought that the boss wanted to admit that the fart was released by himself. I was hesitating in my heart, not knowing what to say, when the English teacher blushed and finally said sharply: "Zhang Lifeng! You get me out! ”

"Just get out of here! Otherwise, it's disgusting! Bucktooth Jiang said with a smile.

Zhang Lifeng felt that he had really been wronged and arrived home, but he didn't dare to be angry with the English teacher, so he had to yell at the bucktooth Jiang: "I didn't let it go, why do you want me to go out!" If any of us let go, who is the dog! ”

"Hahaha! So what are your parents? Oh my God, I can't even think about it! Bucktooth Ginger laughed at this time.

"Oh my God! It's the first time I've seen someone scolding my family, Zhang Lifeng is still you. Teng Han said with a wicked smile at this time.

As soon as his words fell, the English teacher was a little dumbfounded. Because for her, Teng Han helped her out, and she felt extremely happy. Realizing that this is really a good student, it seems that Zhou Zhu is right, and he must take more care of such a good student in the future.

But Zhang Lifeng's words are tantamount to scolding himself. Compete with yourself and co-author yourself is a dog /ri/? What has become of my parents? What are you? Where is this provoking Jiang Feng's classmate, this is completely provoking the authority of the teacher.

In an instant, the English teacher couldn't bear it, no matter what, he was a teacher, and the foundation of education was to split his head and cover his face, and he must not give the other party a chance to fight back. So at that moment, she was brave and accepted the fact that Zhang Lifeng deliberately made trouble in class, called himself to come, and released an extremely loud stinky fart in front of herself!

At that moment, this middle-aged and elderly woman had long forgotten that this fart was put by herself. In her heart, she has accepted that this fart was deliberately done by Zhang Lifeng, so her judgment of Zhang Lifeng was to deliberately disrupt the order of the examination room, which is a big deal.

"Zhang Lifeng! I'm going to ask you now, do you go out or don't go out? The English teacher snapped.

Uh--I didn't expect the English teacher to frame him, and Zhang Lifeng was dumbfounded for a while. He had long forgotten what he was going to sue before. Standing stiff, not knowing what to do.

"Good! You don't go out! I'll go out and call Zhou Zhu! At that moment, the English teacher immediately went out.

Zhang Lifeng was dumbfounded, to tell the truth, it would be good if Zhou Zhu's name was not mentioned. But as soon as Zhou Zhu was mentioned, Zhang Lifeng realized that there was nothing to say about this matter, and he could only admit it.

Otherwise, when she called Zhou Zhu over, this guy would have hated himself, and he couldn't explain it clearly even if he had 10,000 tickets, and he wouldn't believe himself. In the end, you still have to finish yourself.

At that moment, he glared at Teng Han and Bucktooth Jiang fiercely, thinking that I had admitted this matter. Let's see, tomorrow I won't let that boss discount your legs and feet, count you two can.

Thinking so, he hurriedly caught up with the English teacher, said that he was out, and then left the classroom dejectedly.