"Interesting, whose vest is this 'half-life floating wound'?"

Blaze was lying on the sofa, his head resting on his tight thighs, his feet on Kaede's legs, enjoying Kaede's skillful massage techniques, and at the same time flipping through the popular post about himself in the paradise forum. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I know, but I'm not going to tell you."

Erniang, who was sitting opposite him, laughed heartily and said:

"However, his evaluation of you is really not a boast, your strength soars so fast, and your actual combat power is so strong, it can really be compared to the original Great Demon King and Chu Xuan; Even Luo Li, who is now the head of the "Top Ten Powers", can only reach your point after awakening the EX-level madness. ”

"No, this guy is really not boasting, his purpose is to expose me and roast me on the fire!"

As he spoke, the wind slid down and looked at the recovery area behind.

Sure enough, I saw someone leading the rhythm, and I pushed him to the muzzle of the "FFF regiment" in minutes.

"Come on, look at your absurd appearance, not drunk and pillowing on the knees of beauty, have people wronged you?"

"Hmm~!" The wind deliberately shook his neck and rubbed the excellent touch brought by his beautiful legs, and he was satisfied.

"-Cut! You deserve to be targeted by those single dogs! ”

Erniang suddenly said with a disgusted face.

In this regard, the wind did not think so.

The vast majority of trialists, even if they are not dead houses that are out of touch with society, are teenagers who yearn for the two-dimensional world and are obsessed with the two-dimensional soft cute girl paper.

Because in the two-dimensional world, hard work will be rewarded, hard work will be rewarded, good people will have good rewards, gentleness must have good fate, friendship will always be hot and noble, and love will not be compromised for reality.

However, all this is destined to be just a manifestation of the halo effect.

Behind every goddess is a man who her until she wants to vomit.

In a word, the cruel truth that made countless slings mourn and lose sleep and burst into tears.

And for otaku, there will be no such wordless tears, because the beloved natal goddess only lives in the two-dimensional world in her heart.

Even if there are many goddesses in the book, even if the protagonist of the book is not himself, this does not prevent them from being fascinated and adored by the goddesses of their birth.

However, nothing can stand up to seriousness and confronting.

When otaku enter the fantasy land, enter the world that haunts them, and meet the dream goddesses that they have loved for a long time, what awaits them is often disillusionment and despair.

The natal goddess who is willing to give everything for it, but she is accompanied by others and is destined not to belong to herself.

This is an absolutely unbearable blow for every stubborn otaku.

Fantasyland, read as paradise, writing graveyard.

On this road of no return, I have witnessed too many struggles, buried too many desires, ushered in countless dreamers, and buried countless dry bones.

In this kind of cruel competition between life and death, morality, humanity, kindness, innocence, justice, comfort and other beautiful things, the sooner they are lost, the longer they live; The cleaner you lose, the more nourishing your life will be.

Here, the only unchanging iron law is: the law of the jungle is the strong, the strength is supreme, the winner takes everything, and the loser lives and dies miserably.

"If I had been targeted earlier, I might have been worried, and even chose to stay in obscurity. But now, it doesn't matter so much, there are only a few guys who can make me feel threatened, and if the others don't have long eyes, I'll kill one of them, and I'll kill two of them. ”

Behind the lenses, a wave of ice-blue cold light flashed in the eyes of the wind, and with a warm smile on his face, he said this awe-inspiring declaration.

"I just like your arrogant and arrogant look, and you're crazy and boundless."

"Coincidentally, I like myself too...... Hmmm......"

The wind opened his mouth and took the grapes that Tsunako fed him, and at the same time took the beautiful girl's green jade fingers, sucking and biting lightly.

Seeing this kind of ** scene, Er Erniang suddenly exploded, and said angrily: "You H madman, give me a little restraint in front of me!" Do you know that 'show affection will die quickly'! ”

"Hehe~!" The wind spit out the jade fingers of the child, turned his head to look at Erniang, and the corners of his mouth hooked a wicked smile, and said: "I remember, someone once said that if I completed three trials, I would give me the original flavor of Sansan *** and the classic cheongsam that Tianyi wore by them, is it time to fulfill the promise?" ”

"Huh?!" Erniang lost her voice in an instant, and then began to pretend to be stupid and laughed dryly: "Ahaha... Hey...... What, who is someone? Whoever said it, you can go to whoever wants it, why do you have to tell me this! ”

"Oh~!" The wind looked at the girl's wonderful face change with interest, and said with a low smile: "Why do you think I want to tell you?" ”

"How do I know, anyway, a beautiful girl like me who is honest and honest will definitely not say such dirty things." Erniang simply put on a serious expression, and it was clear that she didn't admit it.

Nonsense, if she really dares to give away the ** that Sansan has passed, Sansan will not scold her to death; And although Luo Tianyi is soft and cute and easy to speak, it is impossible for her to give the cheongsam she wore to her and let her give it to these trialists.

"Oops! It's not early, I still have something, so I'll flash people first, and I'll see you later! ”

didn't give the wind a plan to continue to speak, Er Erniang decisively took the thirty-six plan as the upper plan, and slipped away directly.

"Poof~! This little girl is really okay. ”

Looking at Erniang, who disappeared in front of her in a blink of an eye, the wind couldn't help but be happy......

Not long after Er Erniang left, someone sent him an application to enter his exclusive space.

After confirming the identity of the other party, Hurry frowned slightly, sat up from his knees, and agreed to the visitor's application.

The next moment, a young girl in a plain blue dress appeared directly in the room.

"I took the liberty of coming to the door and disturbed me." The girl looked around the room and bowed slightly to everyone, then focused her eyes on the wind, and a clear smile appeared on her delicate face, "You are the wind, it's nice to see you, thank you for saving your life." ”

"It's just an unintentional move." Looking at this somewhat incredible girl with an amiable temperament, Swift Wind chuckled: "After seeing your real person, I probably understand why 007 chose you." ”

The girl who came to the door was Coco, and after hearing the wind joke, she smiled a little embarrassedly, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Qi and I are friends, it is not easy to worry about me, after all, I am really not suitable here." ”

"Oh?" Swift Wind looked at Coco in surprise and asked, "Listening to this, are you going to do so?" ”

"Well, I decided to give up my identity as a trialist, move to the ground floor space, and open a Wanshi House, mainly to help newcomers, and at the same time sell various healing, detoxification, purification and other potions."

"A very wise choice." Tempest nodded, approving of Coco's choice.

……

(Thanks to the tips of 'Floating Injury', 'Ah Qian', and 'Book Friend 57022'...... ）