Chapter 279: The Smell of Your Socks
"Su Yue, what should I do? This old garlic wants to interfere with our actions!"
Yang Lezhi muttered anxiously.
It's too late, it's too soon.
Zhao Qianen walked majestically, and in front of him, a toad walking upright, about half a person tall, was also taking a leisurely walk.
If there are no accidents, they will find each other a minute later.
Then, they will completely destroy the mission.
The toad that walks upright is the leper beast.
The leper beast looks very weird, exactly the same as the toad essence in an ancient gourd baby cartoon in Shenzhou.
Of course, this leper beast demon doesn't have a steel fork in his hand.
The strength of the leper beast is very weak, and there is only one product.
This is also a bold leper beast demon, with such weak strength, I don't know where I got the courage to come out and hang out.
"Old garlic?"
Su Yue was stunned for a moment, and took the nickname as soon as they met, which is not good.
"This guy has a garlic nose, just call him Old Garlic No. 1, these are not important.
"Old garlic No. 1 encounters Toad No. 1, he will definitely kill Toad No. 1. If Toad No. 1 notifies all the leper beast demons before he dies, we will fall short!"
Yang Lezhi continued.
"yes, we can't let Old Garlic No. 1 affect us. ”
Meng Yang also nodded firmly.
Joke.
After being in ambush for so long, and being misunderstood, the plan must not be destroyed.
"Bai Xiaolong, Meng Yang, you two subdue Old Garlic No. 1 first, don't let him shout!
"Toad One will definitely find out our whereabouts, I'll deal with Toad One!"
The situation was urgent, and Su Yue could only make a decision first.
"What if he has to yell? You can't cut someone's tongue, after all, everyone is a Terran. Meng Yang will do this kind of thing, I can't do it. ”
Bai Xiaolong asked in a low voice.
"Bai Xiaolong, are you shameless, why are you so cruel! Look at what is on your body, and stuff it in his mouth first. ”
Meng Yang was furious.
"How's my socks? Special materials, specially designed for wet conditions, can stay for three days without rotting, and my faint body odor. ”
Yang Lezhi interjected.
"Yang Lezhi, you local tyrant, you are willing to buy such expensive socks!"
Meng Yang was speechless.
Wet socks, worth 1000 credits.
Although for them, 1000 credits will not hurt their muscles and bones, but the wet socks can only last for about three days without rotting.
Three days, wasting 1,000 credits, is a huge luxury.
Of course, wet socks also have the advantage of ensuring that the mud will not get contaminated with the skin, which is the first choice for many officials and nobles.
"I'm ashamed, I originally bought it for my girlfriend, but she was too lazy to get wet this time, so I ended up wearing it!"
Yang Lezhi said modestly.
"Envy Mrs. Sister-in-law!"
Meng Yang sniffed out the smell of money from Yang Lezhi.
"You can also give each other love socks, by the way, I don't know, which of you is the recipient?"
Yang Lezhi asked solemnly.
"Yang Lezhi, if you talk too much nonsense, I'll kill you!"
Bai Xiaolong was furious.
"Oh, so you're attacking!"
Yang Lezhi looked at Bai Xiaolong thoughtfully, this taste.
"Don't talk nonsense, Garlic One has arrived at the designated attack position. ”
Su Yue whispered.
"Is it really suitable? We don't know him, so we just stuff our socks. ”
Meng Yang was still a little unbearable.
"If a person is not killed for himself, we are saving his life, in case he attracts a foreign clan master or a demon beast master, his life will be explained here.
"For the sake of his wife and children on the kang, and for the sake of his family, we have to help him. ”
Su Yue squinted.
"This crooked reasoning, I am speechless!"
Bai Xiaolong was stunned.
"Get ready to act, I'll go and deal with Toad One!"
Su Yue gave the final order.
......
Zhao Qianen was still hanging out, he didn't know where he was going.
Wander.
Grit your teeth, and three days will pass quickly.
He who had lost his eight-rank perception didn't realize at all that not far in front of him, there were four handsome people lurking.
Zhao Qianen never thought that he would be planted in such a place.
"Hey, why does it smell like Laotan sauerkraut, isn't right...... Kind of like the smell of stinky socks.
"Something is wrong, how can there be smelly socks in the wet. ”
Zhao Qianen frowned.
He also tried to find the source of the stench.
Swish!
Swish!
Suddenly, two black shadows, one left and one right, attacked him.
"Hmph, just five grades, I can kill you with one finger.
"It's still a human race, it can't be a spy who came to assassinate me!
"It's bold!"
Zhao Qianen subconsciously wanted to blast out with a palm.
Theoretically, if this palm strikes, the two sneak attackers will lie down directly, and although they will not die, they will definitely be seriously injured.
After all, it is a human race, and Zhao Qianen has to find out who it is.
However.
In an emergency, Zhao Qianen forgot that he was a five-grade thing.
He slammed out with a palm, although the momentum was fierce and the momentum was mighty, but the lethality of the fart was not there.
No way.
Zhao Qianen's ripe palm technique did not have enough breath support at all, so he only blasted out one-tenth of it, which was just scary.
"Damn, it was so scary just now, it scared me to death. ”
Meng Yang's heart palpitated.
At that moment just now, he even had a feeling of facing a grandmaster, and he was not an ordinary grandmaster.
Fortunately, it was just a false alarm.
In the blink of an eye, he and Bai Xiaolong were already on the left and right, approaching Garlic No. 1.
"Damn, qi and blood can't support the tactics of war.
"Run first!"
Zhao Qianen was a grandmaster after all, and he found the rhythm of the battle in an instant.
But don't plant it in this kind of place.
Unfortunately, his reaction speed is still a little lacking.
Bai Xiaolong and Meng Yang joined forces to strike, and they were definitely not vegetarians.
Burst!
Burst!
Two muffled sounds fell, and Zhao Qianen's arms had been locked by two people, one left and one right.
It's like the Bureau of Arrest is arresting a prisoner.
"Who are you...... Woowoo...... ...... vomit"
Zhao Qianen scolded angrily.
He also has a trick that, although he can get hurt, can break free.
After all, it is an eight-pin, and it is impossible not to have a little bit of hole cards.
It's a pity that before he could show his tactics, a smelly sock that was incomparably smelly had already been stuffed into his mouth.
The entrance is soft, and the line is ...... Vomit......
Zhao Qianen's mind went blank.
He sublimated.
It's like accidentally drinking a vat of industrial alcohol, Zhao Qianen is a little upset, and his consciousness is a little blurred.
Damn, biochemical attack.
The current Assassins are too hateful.
"Brother, don't shout, this is the Leper Jungle, do you know it, you are dangerous. ”
Zhao Qianen was thrown to the ground, and he tried to struggle.
At this time, Yang Lezhi came over and whispered in Zhao Qianen's ear.
"Huh?"
Zhao Qianen was stunned.
Not an assassin?
He glanced at these people, it didn't matter, he was also shocked.
Very young.
Two five-fret and one four-fret.
Are they from Shenzhou?
At such a young age, how could it be possible to break through to the fifth grade.
Zhao Qianen was in the Zhao Qi Army, and he didn't care about any martial arts students at all, so he didn't know Bai Xiaolong either.
But he was really shocked.
"If you can shut up, I'll take the socks away.
"Garlic No. 1, let me ask you, can you be obedient?"
Bai Xiaolong and Meng Yang wanted to suppress the garlic, and Yang Lezhi was in charge of negotiating.
"Uh-huh!"
Zhao Qianen nodded like garlic.
Hurry up and take it away, don't hesitate for a second, I'm a dignified eight-pin, if I am smoked to death by socks, it is better to be beaten to death by a disease.
Wrong.
Garlic No. 1?
Are you calling me when you step on a horse?
I'm a dignified eight-rank lieutenant general, you call me garlic?
What's the garlic No. 1?
Zhao Qianen's biggest backlash is his garlic nose, the entire Shenzhou, who dares to call himself like this.
"My socks are worth 100,000 yuan, which can be checked on the official website, and now they are tainted by your saliva, you remember to pay for them!"
Yang Lezhi added.
Quack!
Zhao Qianen almost fainted with anger.
The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.
I, Zhao Qianen, am dignified, and I have fallen to this point, why is this.
What iniquity have I created?
"Don't yell, if there's any problem, you ask quietly, or you'll have to stuff it!"
Yang Lezhi confessed and took the socks from Zhao Qianen's mouth.
What disgusting saliva.
"Whew!"
Yang Lezhi and Meng Yang took a breath in unison.
The taste of this spicy eye can simply kill yourself.
"Who are you, and why are you attacking me!"
Zhao Qianen asked in a low voice.
He also saw that these were not assassins at all, and that he might have disturbed others lurking.
"We should ask you first, Garlic No. 1, what is your name, where is your hometown, and what are you doing in the wetland!"
Yang Lezhi asked with a frown.
"I'm going to hang out!"
Zhao Qianen was not ready to say his name, he said casually.
It's too embarrassing to have the face to mention your name.
If the people of Zhao Qi's army know, they will not live in this life.
"Hmph, we now suspect that you are a spy of the Yang Xiang Clan, so you have been subdued for the time being, and if you dare to resist, we will kill you.
"When you return to Shenzhou, you need to prove your identity. ”
Bai Xiaolong said with a cold face.
A five-rank martial artist of such an age, wandering around in the wet realm alone, his behavior is too suspicious!
"I ......"
Zhao Qianen almost fainted with anger.
I...... Dignified Lieutenant General, will I be a spy?
But he shut up, there was no way, he was now in Pingyang.
There's no need to resist.
Why don't you play with these little bastards for three days?
Anyway, there is no goal, so it doesn't matter where you go.
In case of any danger, you can still help them, after all, they are the pillars of Shenzhou's future.
"What is Su Yue doing, he is about to be discovered by Toad No. 1. ”
At this time, several people paid attention to Su Yue's whereabouts.
At first, Su Yue was still lurking cautiously, and he seemed to be dodging Toad No. 1.
But suddenly, the style of painting directly changed.
Su Yue actually walked towards Toad No. 1 with a big grin.
It's strange to say.
Toad One doesn't know if it's stupid or really brave.
It was a first-class demon beast, and it rushed towards Su Yue bravely.
Next, there is an even weirder scene.
Especially Zhao Qianen, his eyeballs almost burst out, Su Yue was beaten obediently?
He was beaten, and he was still apologizing to a monster?
Subsequently, Zhao Qianen understood a lot of things, after all, Su Yue's name appeared.
These people are from Wuhan University.
They came here to do the task.
After all, Su Yue's fame is too great, and although Zhao Qianen doesn't know him, he has also heard of it.
It is worthy of Su Yue.
At a young age, he is already the pinnacle of the third grade of the compressed air ring.
This is equivalent to five products.
In Zhao Qianen's eyes, Su Yue's killing of this first-class leper beast demon was simply pinching a bedbug to death.
Of course, the Leper Demon has a special way of transmitting sound waves, and he will wake up other Leper Beast Demons.
It's obvious.
Su Yue was reluctant to alarm the other leper beast demons.
In the face of the murderous leper beast demon, Su Yue showed a panic that Sanpin should not have, he was like a coward.
He was bombarded three times by the leper beast demon, and then cooperated to spit out a mouthful of blood, his expression even more frightened.
Su Yue muttered in his mouth, as if he was communicating something with the leper beast demon.
Zhao Qianen was stunned.
This turned out to be a demon language, a language that can flow with demons, a rare and excellent tactic, and few people in the Seven Armies of the Warring States can understand it.
But looking at Su Yue's expression, he was actually apologizing.
Right.
was beaten by a first-class leper beast demon, and Su Yue was still apologizing.
Not only did he apologize, but he even took out a Terran elixir as a gift of reparation.
The leper beast demon swallowed the elixir, and his violent temper calmed down a little.
It was even a little surprised.
Su Yue showed an excellent temper, he conjured two more pills, and handed them to the leper beast demon with a smile.
And the leper beast demon was flattered, it seemed to be shocked by Su Yue's arrogance.
"Su Yue, this is ...... Buying monsters?"
Meng Yang licked his lips.
After living so big, it was the first time he had seen this kind of sassy operation.
"Well, he probably succeeded.
"I didn't expect that young people nowadays are so active in their thinking!"
The leper beast demon leaked an ugly smile, and Zhao Qianen knew that Su Yue had succeeded.
He managed to avoid the danger of being discovered by the Leper Jungle.
This kid is off the beaten path and has a great future.
In the human race, everyone will choose to kill this little first-class demon beast.
"Sure enough, there is some truth to this kid being so strong. ”
Bai Xiaolong sighed ashamedly.
If it were him, he would definitely choose to kill the leper beast demon, after all, the arrow is on the bow, there is no way at all.
"My brother-in-law, in terms of IQ, follow me!"
Yang Lezhi and Zhao Qianen hooked shoulders:
"Garlic No. 1, you're right. ”
Yang Lezhi asked again.
"Today's young people, in addition to being witty, also seem to have cultivated a very thick skin and are very promising. ”
Zhao Qianen shook his head.
These are all excellent qualities of being a strong warrior.
"I am Su Yue's senior brother, and I actually taught him these tricks. ”
Bai Xiaolong also sighed.
"Actually, I thought so in my heart, I used telepathy to command Su Yue. ”
Meng Yang was not to be outdone.
Zhao Qianen was even more pleased.
One is more shameless than the other.
......
Su Yue also admires his IQ.
He was confronted by a grumpy little demon.
Although the other party can understand his words, due to the different races, the other party is disobedient, and it seems that he still wants to kill himself to ask for credit.
Although, it's only a meagre one.
But it shows the stupid IQ that a monster should have, and it tries to kill a third product.
Originally, Su Yue could flick it to death with one finger.
But in the face of this stunned, Su Yue obediently took three punches.
It also insulted Su Yue, saying that he was going to eat him.
In the face of this humiliation, Su Yue smiled slightly, bowed and apologized, showing a very tough quality.
And that's not all.
Su Yue also gave it a precious Terran elixir as compensation for its sore claws.
Its IQ may be a little stuck.
Su Yue watched its expression with his own eyes, from disdain, to shock, to bewilderment, until finally, it began to suspect the beast.
A poor, poor monster.
It had never seen such a high-quality elixir in its life, and compared to the original herbs, this was simply a divine artifact.
Su Yue took out two more pills, and he showed the attitude of a great country with strong materials in Shenzhou.
In just this short moment, it has low intelligence, and the speed of light has learned to be polite, learned to be tolerant, and also followed Su Yue and learned to apologize.
It expressed its attitude of wanting to make friends with Su Yue.
Su Yue suddenly realized.
There is a power that overrides qi, blood, and tactics, and it turns out that it is also common in the wet realm.
That's the banknote capacity.
In front of resources, it turns out that demon beasts will also know how to be polite.
That's it.
Su Yue promised one pill in three days, let it serve him and become his own employee.
The leper demon is grateful, and says that he can work overtime for free.
In this way, Su Yue used his newly learned money ability to successfully find a secret agent.
It hurried to complete Su Yue's task.
There are many things that don't need to be fought and killed.
What is the location of the artifact, what is the safe and lurking route, when the dark clouds are lifted and the bright moon is seen, everything is so simple.
Su Yue looked at the leper beast demon with a low IQ, who had successfully entered the job and created a new life with his own hands, and he smiled with satisfaction.
Damn it.
They want to be worshiped by Bai Xiaolong again.
It's so distressing.
Probably, this is the pressure of successful people.
When I can be crowned king one day, I will be called Zhiwang.
The Tang King that fans take is not in line with my temperament.
After all, I, Su Yue, rely on IQ to eat.
......
I had a headache and I didn't dare to stay up late to write.
Even if this chapter is not changed, I owe three more this month, and I must make it up this week.
Sorry everyone.