The big man in the shape of a big man held a machete, hey, when it was chopped down. The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info shouted fiercely, "Keep people under the knife!" ”

A dagger flew in, and with a clang, the machete was sliced open and plunged into the dirt on the ground. I was bathed in the sun intact. To be honest, I don't care, anyway, if you cut me with a knife, maybe you will wake up from the dream. For the person who shouted to keep people under the knife, there was some resentment in the psychology.

The man was dressed in white, and he was dressed in ancient costumes, with a brocade dress and a jade crown. I said in my heart that you are wearing a costume in ancient costumes, are you filming? But there was no crew around.

He rode up to me on a tall horse, dismounted, and galloped into the crowd.

"The emperor has a decree, take the decree! The tragic case of the criminal wife Qin Hongmei slaughtering 30 members of the Qi family has another hidden secret, and the emperor has already seen it. Now the case is remanded for retrial, and the convict does not have to be detained, but can only be placed under house arrest at home. ”

The man in white threw the decree to the man sitting in the court, came up to me, cut my rope with two brushes, and lifted me up.

"Sister Qin, you have suffered!"

I saw his tender appearance, and the look on his face that seemed to gnaw at me. I punched him right in the cheek.

"Love your sister, love sister, evil is not disgusting, you dead faggot."

The man was caught off guard, and before I could react, I stuck two fingers into his eyes. He groaned and fell to the ground.

I laughed, free again, not fast yet. When the onlookers saw this, they boiled over, and they all gathered around me to arrest me, beware of me from escaping.

Is half a year of special training in vain? I grabbed the chopping board on the ground and threw it into the crowd, jumping over it. Before I could make a handsome pose, my body in mid-air fell heavily to the ground, and I fell into a.

The crowd gathered around, and I got up and ran quickly down the alley ahead. I didn't take two steps before I was out of breath.

I'll go, is this a plateau at an altitude of three or four thousand meters, how can I run two steps and pant badly.

The people behind me quickly caught up with me and pinned me to the ground. Originally, I didn't understand the situation, and I was very angry, and this one pressed me to the ground, and I was angry.

I realized that this dream seemed to be a little different from the previous dream. It's more like reality!

With a roar, I used my fighting and grappling skills, broke all the hands that were pressing me one by one, and stood up, everyone looked at me with fierce eyes.

"Don't come here!"

I pointed to the crowd around me, and everywhere I looked, I saw that the hands pointing at them were no different from pig's trotters, like inflated lotus roots. Damn, when I open my eyes, even my body has become abnormal.

When they saw me, they not only did not retreat, but moved closer and closer. I kept retreating under their pressure, and the man in white ran in front of everyone and shouted Sister Qin.

I can't stand this kind of BL character design.,Lao Tzu is not a friend.,What kind of sister is called.,Engage in base.。 He turned around and ran ahead. I heard a voice behind me, "Be careful!" ”

Behind me was a waterhole, and I stepped on the air and fell towards it. On the rippling blue surface of the lake, there was a figure like dough, getting closer and closer, and with a bang, I fell into the pool, and choked on several mouthfuls of water.

In order to avoid these people, he hurriedly started his freestyle and swam towards the opposite side of the pool. The more I swam, the heavier my body sank, and the more I swam, the faster my body descended, like the boat with a fast sign in "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", sinking and sinking fast.

The water submerged me, and my mind flashed through the thought: Who is the fat man reflected on the water? It can't be me!

After everyone picked me up in embarrassment, I was tied up again and sent to the court of the county government.

On the way, the man in white kept reassuring me that I was fine, saying that there was a holy purpose, as long as I made it clear to the magistrate. I didn't even say that I would be in trouble, I want you to care.

Although I didn't care, I had a vague feeling that everything that was happening in front of me was real. In the real world, I was shot in the head by Hu Jiannan. Then, I crossed over and possessed the body of the fat man now, and what made me even more depressed was-

It's a fat woman.

I'm a big guy with a big pick, a severe straight male cancer patient who has now become a woman. On my chest, there were two buns dancing, and the underneath my body changed from "too" to "big". I used to always laugh at those Thai ladyboys, and laugh at those transgender women who are not real women. Now, I've gone from "convex" to "concave", is that God's punishment for me?

More importantly, why is he still fat?

Thinking about it, I'm desperate, it's better to finish me off with a knife just now, maybe I'll go back to my original appearance after crossing it again. I looked at the man in white standing next to me, and I was a little disgusted with him, if it weren't for you, would I be what I am now? But then I thought, no, it was Hu Jiannan's bastard who made me look like this.

In the courtroom, the people put me down.

The county magistrate, who was sitting precariously, knocked on the startled wood, with a majestic expression. I said in my heart, I didn't do what murder case, you are a murderer. Several men came up to untie me, took out a piece of paper, dragged it over my hand, and put a handprint on it.

The county magistrate pointed at me and said, "Qin Hongmei, you woman is also in a hurry, and she wants to leave before the formalities are completed." Everything is still according to the procedure. Now, press the handprint and draw the charge, and you can go. ”

I snorted and asked, "Aren't you going to cut off my head?" ”

The county magistrate blew his beard and glared, and waved his hand impatiently, "Don't cut it, there is the emperor's holy purpose, where do we dare to cut off your head." ”

I'll go, just let me go, so where do I go?

I walked up to the county lord step by step, my body was too fat, and I felt like a fat pig possessed. What kind of pig feed does this fat woman called Qin Hongmei eat and is fat like this.

I stretched out my hand and took the county master's shocking wood, and knocked on the table very hard, "Hey, did the emperor say that if you don't cut off your head, you won't cut off your head?" You are too, you have to show the courage to fight against the decadent feudal society, against power, against ****. Quick, give the order to cut me, hurry. ”

As soon as I thought that the head of the man would fall to the ground and Lao Tzu would travel back, my mood became excited.

The county magistrate, the man in white, and the onlookers were stunned by my words, and they all looked at me with wide eyes. All I could see was crows flying over everyone's heads, and countless black lines hanging down.

Then, countless sticks came at me, and the man in white rushed forward to protect me, but he was also beaten out of the court by a mess of sticks.

My nose and face were swollen from being beaten, and tears of pain fell out, and I cursed with hatred. The man in white slowed down, took out a handkerchief and handed it to me and asked me if it hurt. Lao Tzu didn't cry because of pain, I didn't resist at all, let the tolerance beat, why can't you beat me?

Compared to now, I would rather be a SWAT officer after participating in special training, at least better than the current swelling of my whole body.

"Sister Qin, are you okay? Let's go, let's go back first. The man in white said.

"Back to you, back to your sister. Lao Tzu doesn't belong here at all, go back to a fart! Sensei take care of me, Lao Tzu is not a. "I swallowed the pain in my body and walked out of town.

He followed me, and I turned around and yelled, "Don't follow me, I like women just like you." Hearing me say this, he was stunned, "Sister Qin, you have been so wronged, have you been stimulated?" ”

I yelled, "It's no wonder that you've gone from being a handsome man to what I am today." God, are you going to play me to death? After saying that, he ran very hard out of the city, and just ran two steps, panting.

Out of the city, a group of men with black scarves covering their faces surrounded me and blocked my way.

I asked angrily, "What are you doing, robbing?" If you don't have money, you have to die. ”

These people hehehehehehe

I saw them suddenly draw their knives and swing them at me, "We just want your life." ”

I said in my heart that I didn't mess with you, why did you want me to die? The conditioned reflex resisted with his hand, and his arm was cut by a knife, and his surprise immediately turned into pride, so it was not bad to die, so he did not resist and let them cut me.