Chapter 014: The King of Pranks
"There is a private bank in the United States called Roth Child, which has an office in Cuba, and we have had a lot of business cooperation with them in the past few years, and we have a little friendship, and we borrowed from them for the five million loan to buy Treasure Island, maybe ...... Maybe we can borrow some more ...... from them," Feng Lao suggested. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Do you mean that you have a debt that you haven't paid and you borrow money from the creditor?" Li Le smiled bitterly, "Is there still such a business in the world?" ”
"That's pretty much what it means......"
"When will the one million we owe them now be due?"
"At the end of next month." Feng Lao replied.
"I'm thinking about it." Li Le thought for a while, and then asked, "Old Feng, if you borrow money from them again, how sure do you think you are?" ”
"Six, seventy." Feng Lao estimated that he was touching, and he didn't know what to expect.
"Okay, there's really no way to do it now, Old Feng, let's do what you say." Li Le agreed.
"Then, young master, I have to rest early today, let's go to Cuba Island early tomorrow morning to talk about the loan, after all, such a big matter, I can't call the shots alone." Feng Lao suggested.
"Okay, Old Feng." In response, Li Le and Feng Lao returned to the villa together, took a bath, and rested for a while.
The next morning, the balcony was chirping, Li Le had just opened the beige floor-to-ceiling curtains, and a flock of seagulls were scattered in all directions.
Looking at the clock on the wall, Li Le estimated that it was almost seven or eight o'clock in the evening in China, and since he called Cuba, he only reported his safety to his family when he got off the plane.
"Move times ~ move times ~ black feed dogs ~"
In the underground parking lot of the community, the rhythmic DJ electronic music is noisy, more than 20 middle-aged women and old ladies are holding red handkerchiefs in their hands are swinging rhythmically, and the woman leading the dance in front is Li Le's mother Liu Hui.
With the vibration of the mobile phone, Liu Hui took it out of his pocket and saw that it was the call from his son Li Le, just pressed the speakerphone, and before Li Le could say half a sentence, Liu Hui said hurriedly: "Hey? Lele, Cuba is fun, right? Mom is very busy now, I'll call you back later, just tell your dad if there's anything ~ bye bye ha~"
As soon as she hung up the phone, Liu Hui hurriedly led the dance, turned around while dancing, and cheered for the women and sisters, "Come on, come on~ Sisters move~ Ordinary DISCO~ Our ordinary shake~ Come on~ Grandma Liu, you have to raise your hand higher, yes, yes, yes, that's it, ouch~ Grandma Li has been awesome these days, today's community progress star is none other than you, and here too, you see! Lo and behold! Our Sister Zhao! It's still so enthusiastic, let's just want this out-of-body feeling~ Come on, come, come, continue to jump~ Move and fight the black feed the dog~"
Before he could say half a word, the phone was hung up, and Li Le stood on the balcony with a blank face, pondered for a long time, and dialed his father Li Bode's mobile phone instead.
In the pavilion of the community park, more than 30 old and young masters surrounded the stone table of the pavilion with three layers inside and three layers outside, and the slightest wind could not blow through. Holding the red side is Li Le's father, who is good at using the head cannon and is nicknamed "Li Cannon", and holding the black side is Uncle Ni, who is holding a birdcage and drinking tea, and is invincible in the community.
The decisive endgame, the battle was very fierce, not only the onlookers on the sidelines were frowning, staring, and did not dare to make a sound, even the cigarette in Libold's hand took a puff, and the ash had already burned to the cigarette holder.
After pondering and meditating for a long time, Li Bird finally made a decision, and made a move to make a move to attack the horse, in a vain attempt to feign an attack on the horse, but in fact, he buried a backhand and secretly killed him; After all, Uncle Ni is still Uncle Ni, he took a sip of hot tea calmly, smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth, and made a gesture, one step at a time, two cars and seven levels, and came to besiege Wei to save Zhao, and turned defense into attack.
"Your uncle!" Uncle Ni easily broke the formation, and Li Bird, who had always been Sven, couldn't help but scold in his heart, and most of the killing moves that he finally thought of were wasted, and when Li Bird was thinking about how to save the situation, the mobile phone in his pocket rang.
"Today is a good day~ Whatever you want can come true~ Tomorrow is a good day~"
Seeing that it was his son calling, Li Bird hurriedly answered, "Hey, Lele, right?" How are you lately? Wear more clothes abroad, don't be cold, Dad is busy with things, I'll call you later, bye-bye~" Hurriedly pressed the hang up button, Li Bode threw himself into the battle again, this time the championship can no longer be won by Uncle Ni!
"I'll go ......" Looking at his phone, Li Le couldn't help but think of when he was five years old, his parents smiled and said to him, "Li Le, you were picked up by us, hahaha~"
Mom can't get through, Dad can't get through, Li Le was just about to walk out of the door, and there was a knock outside the door.
When I opened it, the little sister Lu Yisha was wearing a white bikini, her whole body was still dripping with water, and her hair was also drenched standing outside the door, holding a big coconut, "Brother-in-law, the one for you~ just fell from the tree, but it's fresh." ”
"Thank you, little sister~" Li Le happily pinched Lu Yisha's little face, took the coconut with both hands, and sucked along the straw.
"Wow~" is a mouthful of squirting.
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"Two eldest sisters~ What is this~ Eight people died of acid!" Looking at the happy appearance of the two, Li Le smiled bitterly, only feeling that his mouth was refreshing and spicy, with a slight sweetness.
"Pineapple vinegar, a specialty of our island." Elena explained with a smile.
"Hey, I knew it was going to be this reaction, brother-in-law, are you okay?" Luisa smirked.
"It felt good at the back, but it really scared me at first." Li Le shook his head.
"This pineapple vinegar is delicious." Lu Yisha took the "coconut" in Li Le's hand, followed the straw, took a big sip to show Li Le, turned her head and said with a smile, "Sister, I knew that my brother-in-law would react like this, hehe." ”
"Okay~ You two will work together to fix me~ See how I get you in the future~" Li Le looked at the two of them with squints, like a little pervert~ grinning evilly.
For more than 20 years, Li Le can't compare to others in learning, can't compare to others in sports, and even if he usually plays any game, he will be abused into a dog by friends and classmates, and he is jokingly called "rookie".
In this inconspicuous life, Li Le is most proud of his unique pranks. Put a blackboard brush on the top of the classroom door? Please, these are all tricks that Li Le played in the second grade of elementary school, the first year of junior high school was a sticker behind the cow biological male teacher, the third year of high school quietly took off the bra of the sleeping lesbian table, and the sophomore sprinkled two drops of cool oil on the underwear of his roommate and best friend.
Li Le's prank sales in a year can circle the earth eight and a half times. When everyone else sings the king of electronic music, Li Le just wants to be the king of pranks.
If there is a lack of happiness in life, then I will create happiness, which is Li Le's life motto.
Now in a foreign country, there is nothing more worthy of teasing than two cute and beautiful little girls, and they are sent to the door~hahaha~