Chen Ergou was a young man who was greedy for sleep, and he also had a good dream, dreaming that he was invincible and dominated the world, attracting countless beauties to throw themselves into his arms. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As a result, he felt that his ears hurt, and when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw that the little monkey was pulling his ears with his little paws and twisting them vigorously.

"Master Monkey, what are you doing?" Chen Ergou hurriedly got up. Since he learned boxing from his teacher, of course, he also temporarily lived in Qingyunguan.

Marquis Ma Feng pointed outside, and then walked out of the house with his little paws on his back. Chen Ergou looked outside, the sky had just dawned, and he was sitting on the bed in a daze, when he saw that Xiao Qi was already dressed neatly, and patted the top of his head with his little hand: "Ergou nephew, go out to practice." ”

Hey, Chen Ergou is completely sober this time. Think about it, it's also the reason, how can you learn peerless martial arts without hard work.

So I got dressed and went outside. In the morning light, I saw the monkey shadow in the courtyard fluttering, dazzling, and Chen Ergou's eyes couldn't keep up with the monkey master's movements at all.

A set of monkey fists came down, and Ma Fenghou was also refreshed. He himself can feel a significant improvement, as long as it accumulates over time, it is estimated that he will soon be able to catch up with the old Taoist. And the old Taoist priest is old and decrepit, and he must not advance but retreat, so it is only a matter of time before he becomes blue.

Oh oh oh - Ma Feng Hou looked up to the sky and roared, today is the first glimpse of the door!

Chen Ergou was even more fascinated, and hurriedly stepped forward to ask for advice, Ma Fenghou did not hide his secrets, he gestured to Xiaoqi and said, officially enlightened Chen Ergou. However, Ma Fenghou estimates that this product's body has been basically developed, and his future achievements are only limited, and he will definitely not be as good as Xiao Qi, and it is difficult to say whether he can even catch up with his junior brother.

Well, Chen Ergou's junior brother, of course, is a handful of hair that has always been mixed with the side. If you want to say that Chen Ergou has a senior brother in charge, it would be good, if you follow the order of entry, you have to call a little senior brother with a handful of hair.

After the morning exercise, they were busy, Xiao Qi was in charge of breakfast, and on the basis of gruel and pickles, he added a few boiled eggs, and even a handful of hair. As for the other monkeys, they can only watch with their eyes open.

Chen Ergou is now mainly responsible for feeding a few wild boar cubs, first leading them outside Qingyunguan, and then finding a few trees to tie casually, the rope is about two zhang long, enough for the piglets to move. Drink water every day, sprinkle some buds and rice grains, and the monkeys also help feed some fruits, etc., it is estimated that after a while, even if the rope is spread, the wild boar cubs will not escape.

Ma Fenghou was not idle, leading Akajiri and a few other big monkeys to clean up quite far, inside and out, and clean them inside and out, otherwise, pig feces and monkey urine and the like were everywhere, and it was really disturbing to look at.

Monkeys work, you don't have to be serious with them, lose three or four, play while doing, at the beginning, this is good, the coming day is long, slowly adjust.

There is also a collapsed statue, which was also re-erected with the assistance of Chen Ergou, and the head was also re-installed, although there is a crack that runs through the entire body, which is unsightly, but for the time being, it can only be like this, and Ma Fenghou does not have the money and heart to help his old man reshape his golden body.

The rest is to lead the monkeys all over the mountains to collect food. Of course, the monkeys are not happy to chirp, and it is good to bask in the sun and catch lice when they have that time. However, under Ma Fenghou's high-pressure policy, the monkeys had no bargaining power at all.

It's not for your own good, so as not to be sad in winter - Marquis Ma Fenghou knew that he couldn't reason with the monkeys, so he simply implemented the hegemony of the monkey king, and the disobedient monkeys were all handed over to Akajiri to deal with.

Akajiri has now become Ma Fenghou's most loyal thug, although he is now reduced to the second-in-command, but the previous treatment has not changed at all, and the three palaces and six courtyards are still it, so he is grateful to Ma Fenghou.

Ma Fenghou won't take care of those female monkeys, it's useless to seduce him, the aesthetic concept is different, and he will go cool.

The large army of mountain fruit harvesters marched into the mountain, in addition to holding a snakeskin bag, Chen Ergou also carried a burden, and Xiao Qi and a few big monkeys also carried small baskets. A few little monkey cubs led by a handful of hairs are naughty, sitting in the basket beautifully, and swinging the basket beams, and none of them stay honestly, all of them are ADHD patients.

Along the way, under the guidance of Xiao Qi and Ergou, Ma Fenghou picked a few mushrooms from time to time, and the old village chief brought up two catties of bacon yesterday, just fried mushrooms. This season's mushrooms are in peak season and are also the most delicious.

Squeak squeak - Akajiri suddenly screamed. Xiao Qi ran two steps and squatted side by side with Akajiri under a pine tree: "Wow, Brother Monkey, come on, what a big mushroom!" ”

In front of her, there was a large mushroom, the part that exposed the dead branches and leaves were more than three inches high, and the fungus stalk was thicker than Xiao Qi's small thin arm.

Ma Fenghou and Chen Ergou also stepped forward, this mushroom is a little scary, Chen Ergou is also the first time to meet it, and he is a little confused: "I haven't eaten it, could it be a poisonous mushroom?" ”

Xiao Qi pouted at him: "The mushrooms that monkeys can eat are definitely not poisonous!" ”

As if moved by Xiao Qi's trust, Akajiri's little paw plucked up the big mushroom, and then stretched it under Xiao Qi's nose. The little girl gasped hard, and then wrinkled her little nose, it didn't smell good, a spicy smell, so rushed.

Akajiri ignored Xiao Qi's reaction, and wiped his little paw on the big mushroom twice, rubbing off the brownish-gray scales on it, and then reached to his mouth, and took a big bite, and the raised monkey's mouth began to squirm rapidly.

How dare you eat it? The corners of Chen Ergou's eyes twitched. He was afraid of the mushroom, not to mention that it was thick and strong, the umbrella cover on the head of the mushroom had not yet been opened, and there was a slight bulge, with the upper and lower stems, the shape was very similar to the thing in his crotch, but it seemed to be stronger than his.

Good stuff! Ma Fenghou's round eyes also glowed, he may not know other mushrooms, but this thing is too familiar, before it turned into a monkey, every year in late summer and early autumn, he would taste matsutake mushrooms several times.

That's right, it's matsutake mushrooms. Ma Fenghou thought that it was only produced on the Shangri-La side, but he didn't expect that there were traces of matsutake mushrooms in this mountain forest. And look at Akajiri's appearance, he has obviously eaten it before.

Matsutake mushroom is a fungus that grows under very strict conditions, it must be a pure natural mountain forest, and it is usually parasitic on the roots of trees such as pine oak in the last year, and the growth cycle is long and scary, from the mycelium falling to the matsutake mushroom breaking the soil, it will take five or six years.

Anyone who has watched "Tip of the Tongue" will definitely be impressed by matsutake mushrooms, which is the best gift of nature. Especially in the Oriental island countries, matsutake mushrooms are most revered and are known as "divine mushrooms" and are highly sought after. Of course, if Ma Fenghou thinks about it, a large part of the reason for this may be that the people of the island country are interested in the tonic effect of matsutake mushrooms.

So, Ma Fenghou hurriedly pulled some dead branches and refilled the small pit that Akajiri had just pulled out of the matsutake mushroom. There is also mycelium inside, and there may be matsutake mushrooms popping up in a few days.

Even so, Ma Fenghou was still not very relieved, and when everyone else left, he poured a soak of urine on the spot again, and then Shi Shiran went to chase the army.

Perhaps because of the rain two days ago, a few matsutake mushrooms were found one after another. Ma Fenghou also picked two trees, both of which had just emerged, without the slightest corruption. Of course, don't forget to help with fertilization by the way. As for the rest, it is up to them to parachute and breed naturally. After becoming a monkey, Ma Fenghou's mentality has also undergone great changes, and he gradually understands some natural ways, and must not blindly ask for them, in that case, sooner or later he will have to pay a heavy price for greed.

When I found the chestnut tree from yesterday, there was no trace of wild boars nearby, so I led the monkeys up the tree again, crackling and whipping, and the thorn balls wrapped around the chestnuts burst one after another, and the ground was full of jujube red chestnuts.

Seeing that the monkeys all quickly grabbed chestnuts with their little paws and stuffed them into snakeskin bags, Chen Ergou also obeyed: Who said that monkeys can't work?

This morning was full of harvest, in addition to a few bags of chestnuts, there were two baskets of golden persimmons and a basket of hawthorn. It's a pity that most of these wild fruits are bred by the seeds brought by birds and beasts, and no one takes care of them, so the fruits are worse in terms of appearance, and the size is generally smaller, but they are better than nature, and they are absolutely not polluted. Really, Ma Fenghou bit off a hawthorn, and next to the hawthorn seed, he saw that there were small white worms wriggling in it, and then, he was thrown into his mouth by Akajiri and the hawthorn with the worms.

Strictly speaking, macaques are omnivores, but they are predominantly vegetarian. But it is also necessary to add some small insects, such as ants, and they also prefer to go up to the tree to dig birds' eggs, which is a bad habit, Ma Fenghou feels that it is necessary to correct, there are still too few birds in the forest.

Chen Ergou carried two large bags of heavy chestnuts, the monkeys were either carrying snakeskin bags or baskets, noisy and noisy, not stopping for a moment, the little monkey cubs were still riding on the basket beam and tossing, the whole team was full of vitality and joy.

Ma Fenghou seems to be idle, but in fact he is counting the number of monkeys, this group of guys is too stubborn, don't run away alone. The monkeys did not stop, scurrying around, Ma Fenghou counted for a long time, counting and counting thirty-two monkeys, and when he set off in the morning, it was still thirty-three, and none of them could be missing!

So he hurriedly stopped the team and recounted. Xiao Qi is more careful, and looks at the monkeys one by one, saying that there is an old monkey missing, and the old monkey has a scar on his chin, so Xiao Qi usually calls it the old scar - every monkey, Xiao Qi named them.

Ma Fenghou was also a little worried: With such a big forest, where to find it, he could only throw the big black out to try his luck first.

At this time, Akajiri suddenly screamed twice, and then, Ma Fenghou saw an old monkey coming out of the forest, walking crookedly, and feeling unsteady on all fours.

This old monkey is estimated to be almost 20 years old, and the age of a human is at least 80 years old, and it is normal for his legs and feet to be inflexible.

But when I got closer and looked at it, I felt that it was abnormal, this thing's monkey face was redder than its buttocks, so that the scar on its chin was even more conspicuous.

Seeing Ma Fenghou, the old monkey was not as afraid as usual, but opened his arms in a blur, looking like he wanted to hug. After hugging Ma Fenghou, he also hiccuped and spewed out a sweet smell of wine.

Old drunkard? Ma Fenghou didn't find it funny: it turned out that there were monkeys who liked the things in the cup. However, where does the wine come from in the deep mountains and mountains?