Chapter 55: The Toilet Turmoil
Just when the tree monkey was popular among netizens, a portal suddenly released a negative news about the tree monkey. The pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info also accompanied by a few pictures, there is a group of monkeys around a crowd of beating, and even the small paws of a big monkey are holding a small sapper shovel, slapping the man's buttocks.
What's more, some monkeys unscrupulously pee on a person lying on the ground, although the person's face is mosaic, but you can still feel his sassy ~ cool at the moment.
There are also several pictures showing the numerous scars on the bodies of several victims, apparently all scratched by the monkeys.
In the photo, the monkeys not only scratch people, but also grab things, smash and rob everything, which is simply heinous.
After carefully comparing this group of photos with the photos of the tree-planting monkeys, netizens quickly confirmed that this was indeed the work of the group of tree-planting monkeys. For example, the one who pees, with a particularly red buttocks, should be the second leader of the monkey group; And the one who runs away with the camera has a pinch of black hair in the middle of his head, which is particularly easy to recognize.
As soon as this set of photos spread, netizens were extremely shocked, and the image of the tree planting monkey also plummeted, and all kinds of praise immediately turned into all kinds of curses. One of the most sought after by netizens is: This group of monkeys should be pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, five hundred years, five hundred years!
The disputes in the outside world have not affected the tranquility of Qingyunguan for the time being, and those reporters should have been unlucky, and they dared to use force with Ma Fenghou, but they were all kicked down by him three or two times, and then, the monkeys swarmed up, and they have always adhered to the three-light policy, leaving these people with unforgettable memories-
When the monkeys were fighting for the fruits of victory, Huang Anan stood up and expressed her concern.
As a peer, she knows too well the conduct of these people. The reporter who is known as the uncrowned king, where is he not respected, how can he ever suffer such a loss, and it is strange that he does not retaliate?
So, after obtaining consent, Huang An'an prepared to go down the mountain overnight to report the first issue - she also recorded the whole thing just now, and it was more objective and comprehensive, from the cauliflower snake that was killed, to the injured big black and flat hair, etc., nothing was missed.
Ma Fenghou also sent Chen Ergou to escort their sister and brother down the mountain, he had a good impression of Huang An'an, at least a hundred times stronger than Huang Mao, although this girl also had some careful thoughts. In fact, this is normal, in today's society, people's utilitarian heart is getting heavier and heavier, who can avoid vulgarity?
Huang Anan really worked hard, and the TV station didn't reply, so he contacted a deputy director of the station at home, and then sent the prepared news and pictures over. For her part, she said that she would continue to report on it.
So, when there was a big crusade against tree monkeys on the Internet, another report came out, not only with pictures and truths, but also with a five- or six-minute video.
In this piece of news, the causes and consequences of tree planting monkeys beating people are described in detail, and the evidence is conclusive and irrefutable. Directly led to another magical reversal of the incident, and the object of insult quickly shifted from the group of monkeys to those unscrupulous reporters.
Subsequently, Huang Anan struck while the iron was hot, and released a report on tree monkeys and a large number of pictures, which made netizens addicted.
It's not just the tree monkeys that are even more popular, but even the wild boar big tooth and the giant turtle big gaier are also on fire. Big Tooth was named "the most hard-working second brother" by netizens; There are also countless netizens who said that they really want to experience the feeling of riding a turtle shell car.
Two consecutive blockbuster news also made Huang Anan get rid of his own small troubles, and he also changed from an intern to an official member of the TV station. This girl tasted the sweetness, and after a day, she returned to Qingyunguan again for a more detailed follow-up report. Poor yellow hair, who was pulled by the old sister as a coolie again.
As the weather gets warmer and warmer, some construction projects of Ma Fenghou have gradually started. In the early stage, it mainly revolved around Qingyun Temple, and Chen Ergou invited more than ten craftsmen from Chenjiazhuang to begin to expand the guest rooms.
Another priority is the construction of toilets. Mainly because one evening, Ma Fenghou was walking in the pine forest in front of Qingyunguan, and as a result, he stepped on the feces and made him so disgusted that he almost vomited his dinner.
The conditions are limited, and the flush toilet is no longer necessary, so you can only build an open-air latrine, that is, dig a large deep pit, build stones around it, and use it as a squatting position with a horizontal plank on it.
The raw materials are all available on the mountain, so the construction of the toilet is very fast, and it was successfully completed in less than half a month and can be put into use. The main body is mainly stone, and the top is a grass roof, which truly interprets what a "thatched toilet" is.
Since he is the owner of Qingyunguan, Ma Fenghou was of course the first to cut the ribbon on the toilet. Surrounded by monkeys, Ma Fenghou entered the toilet, stepped on both sides of the plank, and sprinkled water comfortably, feeling very refreshing.
The monkeys all expressed a strong curiosity about new things. After the king finished cutting the ribbon, he immediately rushed up to compete for the few limited squatting spots.
In the end, Akajiri quickly occupied a seat, and then squatted there decently. But you squat for half an hour and don't get up is a few meanings, typical occupy the pit and don't.
Monkeys, no matter how big or small, were called by Ma Fenghou, and in the future, urine and urine must be solved in the toilet, and even Da Hei was dragged into the women's toilet by Xiao Qi. When he came out, the big black dog's face was full of depression: the dog's right to draw territory has been deprived, what is the point of such a dog's life!
There have also been some changes during this period. For example, after a handful of hairs squatting in the position, I feel that the gap between the planks is a bit large, so the two feet keep moving closer together, and finally, leak directly through the gap in the plank.
Fortunately, a handful of hair was also practiced with Ma Fenghou, and the little paws climbed the plank, kicked the legs and chirped, so that he did not fall into the dung pit - in fact, even if it fell, it was fine, the latrine had just been put into use, and there was no stock yet.
However, this unsafe factor still attracted the attention of Ma Fenghou, and he specially asked Chen Ergou to reconstruct the wooden plank of one of the squatting positions, which was much narrower, and was specially used for the little monkey cubs.
For this practice, Xiao Qi is still very happy to see it. So after going in and taking a look, he praised Brother Monkey for his carefulness and love, and then asked Ergou Shi's nephew to also get one on the women's toilet.
Moreover, Xiao Qi also quickly discovered a serious problem, she poked a monkey's little brain melon with her finger: "Dysentery, you are a male, you should go to the men's toilet over there!" ”
Men and women are written on the outside of the latrine, but the requirement of literacy is more difficult for the monkeys, not only the dysentery head, but even the old scar who has always behaved more wisely, but also probed his brain into the women's toilet with the dysentery head.
Xiao Qi corrected it for a while, but there were still monkeys who made mistakes, and in the end he had to give up, take his time, nothing can be done overnight.
The construction of the latrine is of even greater significance to Xia Xiaoxue and Huang An'an, who are currently living in Qingyunguan. There was no way before, so it could only be solved in the open air. Although I am in nature, surrounded by lush vegetation and fragrant birds, I always feel hairy in my heart. Insecurity.
It's much better now, so when I wake up early in the morning, the first thing I do is go to the toilet together. But soon, with two screams, the two big girls ran out with their pants up.
Ma Fenghou's morning exercise had also been completed, and he was teaching his apprentices, so he hurriedly ran over to check when he heard the news. I went into the toilet and took a look. Good fellows, there are several monkeys standing on the baffle above the squatting position, and several on the top beam.
Ma Fenghou couldn't help but scratch the back of his head: Could it be that monkeys have also learned to peep?
If you look closely, the monkeys are yawning and stretching one by one, and it seems that the screams of the two girls have disturbed their good dreams.
He also quickly understood that the toilet was sheltered from the wind and rain, and there was no smell yet, so he was used as a bedroom by the monkeys, and he went to bed directly in the toilet at night.
was so angry that Marquis Ma Fenghou squeaked for a while, called all the monkeys in the toilet down, and kicked them one by one. This practice must not be tolerated.
When the lesson was over, Ma Fenghou suddenly remembered: It's not a problem for the monkeys to always live in the main hall, and they have to build a residence.
After breaking his hairy fingers and calculating, Ma Fenghou found that there was no money. It is the most expensive to engage in infrastructure construction, and the most important thing is that Qingyunguan's savings are not much, and they are gone when they are spent.
In the past, Marquis Ma Fenghou spent money like running water, and he never had any calculations. But now it's very different, without my mother to provide a source of funds, it can only rely on itself and work hard.
After muttering to Xiao Qi and Chen Ergou for a while, he called the others and headed towards the mountain with a shovel.
Have you started planting trees again, it seems to be a bit out of season now-Huang An'an had some doubts in his heart, but he still carried the camera and followed.
All the way to the hot spring valley, seeing the emerald green bamboo sea, the second daughter was immediately deeply shocked, even the stone beam, looking at the bamboo sea fascination. This is the truest beauty of nature, better than any magic.
Squeak - Ma Fenghou pointed to a place and told Chen Ergou to excavate, and Shi Liang also waved a shovel together, and soon dug a big pit more than three feet deep.
With a crisp sound, the stone beam felt the shovel digging into the stone, and after a few more strokes, a stone the size of a football appeared in front of him.
Huang Anan suddenly realized: It was not to dig a pit and plant trees, but there are all the stones on the mountain, why go all the way to dig stones here, the monkey's thinking really can't be deduced by common sense.
With the shovel just now, the stone beam used a lot of force, and it was stunned to collapse the stone into a small corner. Xia Xiaoxue beside him suddenly sighed, squatted down and carefully inspected the section of the stone. There, a pool of greenery that is verdant than a bamboo forest is flowing.
"It's Emerald!" Xia Xiaoxue covered her mouth in shock. The monkey is indeed a monkey, and it can dig up jade with a casual dig, and it seems that the quality is still very high.
Xiao Qi also jumped into the pit and picked up the jade rough stone with a sigh: "Brother Monkey buried it before, and I want Brother Shi to take it to the city and sell it for money." Also, Sister Huang, don't broadcast this time-"
Huang Anan only nodded vigorously: How many secrets is still hidden in this monkey brother?