In all kinds of entanglements, I still picked up my phone, clicked on the chat group, and posted a smiling face. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

That's a greeting to them, right?

They shouldn't be mad at me.

They must not be angry with me, because of some unpleasant things that happened on the way to the camp, they were not angry with me, how can they be angry this time!

But after all this time, why is there still no response?

Didi――

Didi――

Didi――

I was so confused by the constant message reminders that I clicked on them to see what they had to say.

"Qin Yiren, when are you going to get married?"

"I heard you're engaged, aren't you?"

"When is your little one going to get a full moon wine?"

……

I was dazzled by the barrage of swiping messages.

But what is this? What the hell were they talking about? Why is it suddenly about marriage and babies?

The world is terrible, I'm going to be quiet.

I was just about to turn off QQ Death Paradise, when an expression suddenly popped up in the group message, and then countless expressions popped up.

First, the white fat ball with grass on his head shouted "Don't do it" with a blushing face.

Then there is the white fat dango with grass on his head, dancing the ribbon dance with a ribbon, and shouting "come on".

Then there was a white fat dumpling with blood on his face, and he said "I don't want to live".

……

This seems to be a set of memes?

I held my phone and watched this set of emojis in a bit stunned as I kept swiping the screen, until the last long grass dumpling held a red heart: "Hello, do you need to order a set of Yan Tuanzi monster emoji packs?" ”

"You're monsters."

"No, we are Yan Tuanzi."

“……”

And say it's not a monster.,Is there an emoji to talk to humans?

How can you see monsters everywhere now? Anything can be a youkai.

Now even QQ emojis are monsters.

The market for this monster is also big enough.

"Eh, isn't that my brother?"

The white fat ball, which had been bookmarking the book just now, puffed up his belly, and a carp turned over after a stiffening, and his footsteps swept over like the wind, crying on my phone screen with tears in his eyes.

"Brother, I finally found you, my own brother!"

"You are?"

"Brother, don't you know me? I'm Maruko! Look at the two of us with exactly the same figure, exactly the same face, exactly the same movements, don't you recognize it? ”

"Ah, Maruko, it turned out to be you, it's really you!"

"Brother Tuanzi, I miss you so much, woo woo woo ......"

"Brother Maruko, I miss you so much, woo woo woo ......"

Changcao Danzi came out of the screen, hugged Bai Fat Maruko and cried, tears and snot all flowed on my phone.

"I said white fat pills, it's okay for you to cry my phone, don't cry my book wet!"

It's obviously a bit of a sad scene, but looking at the figures and expressions of these two, I always feel like laughing.

If they are allowed to continue like this, I don't think I can ask anything today. So I had to take them apart ruthlessly.

But why did these two put on an expression of the White Lady and Xu Xian meeting on the broken bridge?

My mind automatically brought me into the role of Fahai. He wears a yellow hat and a robe, holding a bowl in his left hand and a staff in his right hand.

Passerby A asked, "Are you mentally retarded?" ”

I replied, "I don't make a rod, I make a relationship." ”

I was amused by the images I imagined myself, and maybe I had a little bit of a flair for comedy.

Shake off the laugh-inducing images, and I've got to get down to business.

"Your name is Dango, isn't it?"

"No, my name is Yan Tuanzi, this is my brother Maruko, no, Yan Maruko."

"Are you in the business of memes?"

"Hey—"

Dango let out a long sigh and sat down with the balls in his arms. The rabbit's mouth pouted upwards to reveal a sad expression.

"That's a long way to go, and it starts with my mom being fat. Anyway, my mother is a big beauty, much more beautiful than me, and she can do anything, especially good at making dumplings and balls, once ......"

Tuanzi hugged his brother, and this was half an hour. It's worthy of an emoji, the expression on his face changes for a while, and he also makes a light special effect from time to time, and by the way, he also added one to his brother.

But—

"I said, Dango, can you get to the point? You've been talking about fat man for half an hour. ”

"What fat man? No politeness, that's my mom! ”

“……”

Although it was preached by a fat dumpling, it finally got to the point.

"It's just a bunch of little monsters playing around, and I think it's funny. And what is the big meow, Wen Xiaomeow, Wang Xiaowei, they are all members of our emoji, we are a team, specializing in you humans, oh, no, it's to help you humans! Anyway, there was a ......"

The "once" of the dumplings came again, as long as it mentioned these three words, it didn't take half an hour, and it definitely couldn't stop.

Obviously, the essence of emojis is to use the most attractive and least emotific words to maximize and express one's inner emotions in the deepest, but how is this emoji itself a chatterbox?

Thankfully, its Maruko brother stopped it in time.

"Brother Tuanzi, is your emoji team interesting? Do you think I can join? ”

"Well, let me see. You put a pigtail, draw an eyebrow, open a double eyelid, pad a nose, shave a chin, and straighten your teeth, well, you are a proper white fruit. ”

"Brother Tuanzi, are you sure it's a white fruit, not a snake spirit?"

“…… Ha,Haha,This emoji is just a messy word.,As long as you mess up the height.,Mess up the new.,Mess up the universe.,There's you everywhere.,Everyone wants to use you.,Then even if you make something interesting.。 ”

"But isn't it all popular to customize privately? They need to be independent, they need to show their individuality! ”

“…… Ha, haha, this emoji is in ......"

"Stop, stop, don't talk about it, white fat ball, you must not be a meme."

"Why?"

"Why?"

"If you make a meme, who will bookmark me?"

……

After messing around with the memes, I forgot about the embarrassment and shyness before and began to think about serious things.

I went to the hideaway to find the green dress, and she was knitting a scarf with a focused face.

Ever since the green coat recovered, he has remained human, and he has never become the little monster in my dreams.

I know that the most comfortable form for a youkai is its original youkai form, but it seems that Midori deliberately does not change into that form.

I once asked the green coat why.

She said because her sister liked it.

So, I never asked that question again.

Although Green Leaf only has one hand, it does not prevent her from weaving a scarf. Yokai always have a lot of means that ordinary people can't think of.

She was more beautiful than usual when she was concentrating on one thing, as if she was wrapped in a soft circle of light.

I love seeing green clothes like this.