Chapter 30 The monkeys in the mountains are too ferocious

Ma Feng Hou Fei also rushed back to Qingyunguan, and on the way he encountered a group of monkeys, squeaking and complaining to the king. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info This situation, Ma Fenghou is even more anxious: something must have happened at home!

So he didn't entangle with the monkeys, his feet were faster, he crossed the forest and the stream, and even the big black was left behind.

rushed into Qingyunguan in a hurry, only to see a strange guy roasting something on the fire, judging from the outstretched four legs, it should be a little wild boar. Another fellow, who was also strange, was holding a hammer in his hand, gesturing at a pinch of hairy heads, as if looking for a place to start. And the handful of hair tied to the chair, only shivering.

Squeak - Ma Fenghou let out two angry screams from his mouth: Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, why didn't you see Xiao Qi!

Hearing this, the mouse Qiang rushed out of the chamber, still dragging Xiao Qi's hair in his hand, and when he saw Ma Fenghou, the mouse Qiang's eyes suddenly jumped a few times: "It's this dead monkey who blinded Lao Tzu's eyes, and he must be killed today!" ”

It turned out to be you scumbag! Ma Fenghou didn't need to think about it to understand what happened. At a glance, I saw that Xiao Qi was half-dragged and half-dragged to the ground by this trafficker, and the slap marks on his face and the blood stains on the corners of his mouth all made Ma Fenghou grit his teeth and the monkey hair stood upside down.

"Brother Monkey, I knew you would come back!" Xiao Qi finally grinned, pulling the wound that was punched out in his mouth, it hurt a little, but the smile was still bright.

"Come on, don't let the dead monkey run!" Rat Qiang also let go of Xiao Qi, picked up the earthen gun he was carrying behind his back, and held it in his hand. This kind of gun is still an old-fashioned sand gun, with a steel ball like a grain of rice in the barrel, and after firing, a large piece is large. Although it is not as powerful as bullets, it is better than having a large attack area, and is especially effective against small beasts.

The third son and the two thugs picked up the wooden sticks and surrounded the little monkey in a triangular pattern. I heard a chaotic sound of footsteps outside, and then, a strong man rushed in. He ran out of breath: "Monkey, Master Monkey, wait, wait for me-"

Immediately after, Daikoku and Akajiri rushed in as well. Akajiri's eyes were sharp, and he saw a handful of hair tied to the chair, and he was annoyed, and with a strange scream in his mouth, he pulled out an object from his waist and aimed it at the three people in front of him, and it was a Wang Ba box.

Gun! The wooden sticks in the hands of the third son and the two thugs were thrown on the ground, and they subconsciously raised their hands, and they couldn't figure it out: Do all monkeys carry guns these days?

Stupid, didn't you see that the monkey's pistol was taken backwards, it must have been a good thing, maybe it was a toy gun-Rat Qiang was also startled at first, but after a moment of stunned work, he saw that the big man who rushed in had already pointed his gun at him.

Thirty-eight big covers, these years the toy guns have been so simulated, they look the same as the real ones - the mouse forcibly raised the earthen gun in his hand: "Lao Tzu, this is the real guy!" ”

Bang! A gunshot rang out, and the rat became short and knelt on the ground, half of the pants on his left thigh were blown away, and the flesh and blood on his leg were blurred. It hurt so much that the foreign cannon in his hand was also thrown away, and he pinched his thighs with both hands and screamed.

Chen Ergou's old face flushed: "Master Monkey, I missed it, I originally aimed at his braincase, and when I go back and practice hard, I have thrown it a little too much." ”

This shot scared the three people of the third son stupid. Especially the two little gangsters, who can usually run rampant in the town with a watermelon knife, I can't imagine that this Qingyunguan, where birds don't, is so dangerous, and they can play with real knives and real guns directly.

"Let's get on it!" Although the third son is timid, after all, he has seen some big scenes with the rat Qiang, and he knows that if he doesn't play with his life today, he will have to explain here. Take advantage of the large number of people to strike first, and it will be easy to grab the gun.

Chen Ergou also roared: "If you have the courage, come!" ”

The three people on the opposite side rushed forward two steps, then stopped in unison, turned around and ran back. Chen Ergou threw the 48 petals in his hand twice in the air, and snorted "coward" through his nose.

It's so good—Akajiri looked at it, and rummaged through the glove bag around his waist for a while, but unfortunately the grenades were confiscated by the king.

The three sons almost peed their pants in fright: Tineema is so cruel that she even has a grenade. I can't mix it up these days, and the people in the mountains are playing with knives and guns, which is still called how to mix with gangsters carrying watermelon knives?

"Stop, let's shoot again!" Chen Ergou shouted again, and the three people immediately didn't dare to move in place as if they had been immobilized. Chen Ergou ran to the rat Qiang, raised his foot and kicked violently: "Dare to come to Qingyunguan to be a demon, I'm tired of it!" ”

Happy, happy, growing so big, Chen Ergou has never been so happy, with a big gun in hand, the enemy has no general, this feeling is almost like flying into the sky.

"Brother Monkey-" Xiao Qi ran towards Ma Fenghou, the little girl who had been silently bearing everything just now finally couldn't hold back the flow of tears anymore.

Ma Fenghou was held in the arms of the little girl, and there was only a strong sense of self-blame left in his heart: this monkey swore not to let Xiao Qi suffer any harm-

On the other side, Akajiri went to rescue a handful of hair, and finally saw his relatives, and a handful of hair squeaked non-stop. It's just that Akajiri won't unlock it yet, and he's so anxious that he roars angrily.

It was Chen Ergou who went over to help, and only then did he get a handful of hair out. This thing is now murderous, and after listening to Xiao Qi's general statement, he was even more angry, and picked up the three or eight big covers: "Lao Tzu collapsed your gang of miscellaneous pieces!" ”

Plop, the third son and the two thugs were so frightened that they knelt on the ground, this time it was real pee-

Chen Ergou also killed red-eyed, at this moment, he really dares to kill!

However, the belly was patted by a small paw, and seeing Master Monkey waving his hand to him, Chen Ergou put away the 38 big cover, and his brain, which was surging with blood, slowly began to cool.

Ma Fenghou would not let the eldest disciple have blood on his hands, and when he saw the monkeys returning one after another, he squeaked twice, and under the leadership of Akajiri, the monkeys immediately besieged the four people in the courtyard. You scratch me, pick your eyes, pick your nostrils, bite your ears, and pinch peaches, all kinds of indiscriminate means emerge in endlessly.

If a monkey hits someone and doesn't break the law, why not do it? Chen Ergou finally learned another hand from Master Monkey. So he nodded and flattered the two dogs beside him: "High, it's really high-"

In the chaos, there was also Xiao Qi's shouting: "The gold watch, that gold watch was stolen by them." And the money, which they just stole from—"

The monkeys can't tell the difference, and whoever they love is now the spoils of the puppets. The little paws were all together, and the four of them were searched inside and out, and finally each of them was only a trouser left, shivering in the autumn wind.

The dysentery is the most severe, pushing others with himself, and he also opened the mouths of these people one by one to look in, for fear of hiding things. You don't learn and don't know how to do it, is it okay for humans to have no cheek pouches?

But it's really rewarding, seeing the dysentery head squeaking with a gangster's mouth, Ma Fenghou leaned over to take a look, it turned out that this guy had a big gold tooth. Looking at the posture of the dysentery head, he may want to knock this down as well.

There is development, and they are about to catch up with Na~Cui--Ma Fenghou has heard a news before: It is said that during World War II, Na~Pure, slaughtered Jews, and even the gold teeth inlaid by the dead were not spared. The ring on the hand is not easy to take off, so I simply chop it off with my fingers, and finally collect it together and pack dozens of boxes......

"Master Monkey, my dentures are copper-" Huang Mao's heart is crying to death, this monkey is more ruthless than the Black Society.

When the monkeys got tired, the four of them didn't have a good place on their bodies, and they were all caught by the monkey's paws. Fortunately, except for the rat Qiang, the remaining three are all skin injuries.

The two gangsters had already sworn a poisonous oath in their hearts: the monkey is too ferocious, this place is too dangerous, and if Nima enters the mountain again in the future, he will chop off his own feet!

Finally, the monkey that appeared first waved its little paws, and then they were kicked by the big man, and the rough "fuck off" sounded like fairy music to the gangsters.

The third son and the two thugs crawled out of Qingyunguan in a row, and galloped away in the forest with bare feet in their pants. At this moment, when the sun was setting, Huang Mao suddenly remembered a very literary word: The running under the sunset that day was my lost youth-

What the hell, one less mouse is stronger. At this time, if you can save your own life, you can burn high incense, and you still have the heart to care about the life and death of others?

For the culprit of Rat Qiang, Ma Fenghou will never let go. This is the kind of mortal enemy, the kind that never dies. However, if you really kill the rat, Ma Fenghou really can't do it, after all, it is a living human life.

After pondering for a while, Ma Fenghou compared with Chen Ergou for a while, and this thing picked up the dying mouse, went out of Qingyun Temple, found a mountain stream and threw it, and fended for himself.

Finally cleaned, Ma Fenghou threw the rags of the mouse Qiang into the fire, only to find that the roast suckling pig had been roasted black, which made Xiao Qi feel distressed for a while. These little piglets have always been taken care of by the little girl.

Considering that the monkeys performed well this time, Ma Fenghou boiled a large pot of chestnuts. The monkeys lined up, carrying a stainless steel lunch box in their little paws, and the scene was a bit like a college town, where the cafeteria was open.

A storm subsided, Qingyunguan returned to tranquility, and gradually arrived in December, and as the weather became colder and colder, the first snow finally arrived as scheduled, officially announcing the arrival of winter.

The mountains don't look like cities, and most of them melt after snowfall. In the woods, especially on shady slopes, the snow is still very thick. At this time of year, it is also the two hardest months for the beasts in the mountains.

Compared to previous years, the monkey group is much more moisturized. First, Marquis Ma Fenghou vacated the main hall, so that he could be regarded as having a place to shelter from the wind. Moreover, the problem of monkeys defecating in the open has been completely eradicated after punishing a few monkeys and killing chickens and monkeys, so there is no need to worry about tarnishing the gods. Presumably, with this group of stubborn monkeys as their companion, the gods will not be lonely.

Second, it can be seen that Ma Fenghou is forward-looking, the food reserves are abundant, and the monkeys no longer have to fight against the cold wind to eat, bask in the sun under the window every day, and take lice, so it is not leisurely.

Ma Fenghou also stopped exploring the mountains and forests, meditating every day, practicing boxing, and hiding in the Qingyun Temple.

But some wild animals on the mountain are not having a good time, and they even beat their ideas to Qingyunguan for a bite to eat.

On this morning, several monkeys were squeaking outside through the window, apparently spotting something hostile. Ma Fenghou and Chen Ergou went out to take a look, only to see that next to the simple pigsty not far from Qingyunguan, a small mountain-like figure appeared, and it was a giant wild boar.

This pig nest was built by Ma Fenghou and Chen Ergou in the last few days, the nest is covered with grass, and a few little wild boars spread around during the day, and do not run far, and go back to the nest to sleep on their stomachs at night. Every morning and evening, Xiao Qi also sprinkled some food on them.

The big wild boar, apparently coming to eat and drink, arched its thick and long mouth on the ground, picking up the buds one by one, and the golden little buds and its black and swarthy body were put together, and there was a strong sense of disobedience no matter how you looked at it.

As for the remaining four and a half big wild boar cubs, when they saw the ancestor wild boar king, they must have been scared and ran away.

Recently, the violence factor in Chen Ergou's body has obviously increased. When he saw the big wild boar, he immediately screamed: "I know it's almost the New Year, right, send it to the door by yourself, and Lao Tzu will reward you with a 48-petal first!" ”