A sentence with green onions in the nose - pretending to be an elephant!

made the onlookers and melon-eating crowd laugh. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Haha, what a special image!"

"Plug in green onions, put elephants! I'm going to make it, this is absolutely true! ”

Su Cao didn't expect that there were not even some colloquialisms in this world, and such a sentence actually made the audience laugh.

Tian Zhenhai and the leaders of the historical associations behind him all smiled.

Even Xie Lao, who was sitting next to the stage, was smiling, this kid was so bad at talking!

I like it, though!

The translator was also smiling, and felt that something was wrong, so he straightened his face, but the smile in his eyes could not be concealed in any way.

Jiro Muraki and his assistants had a blush on their faces, a blush on their faces.

As a person who has studied Chinese culture since he was a child, of course he understands the meaning of this sentence, and it is not a good word at all!

Until now, he still thinks that it is impossible for a person of Su Cao's age to have such a level of calligraphy.

There is no other reason, just because Jiro Muraki feels that he can't do it, and others can't do it.

"How is that possible! How could you write such a word! This must not be true! ”

Muraki Jiro retorted loudly, looking at the eight big characters, it was extremely dazzling, and he wanted to rush up and tear it to pieces.

didn't wait for Su Cao to speak, but Tian Zhenhai spoke first.

"Mr. Muraki, you can write to such a realm, why can't Su Cao? Don't forget that there is a saying in China, the master is in the people! ”

Tian Zhenhai's question made Muraki Jiro speechless.

Offstage.

Many wealthy people began to ask if Su Cao's painting would be auctioned.

"I like this little brother's words very much, do you auction them?"

"To shoot or not to shoot? Can I make a bid? ”

"Dude, if you don't want to auction, we can talk privately, and the price is negotiable."

Yuan Bai looked at Su Cao with the meaning of inquiry.

Su Cao doesn't care, whether this painting is sold or not has no impact on him, so he should contribute to poor children.

"Okay, then you can auction it!" Su Cao nodded and glanced at Jiro Muraki, who was still on the stage, "That's right, this island countryman." Isn't it time for you to step down, and don't interfere with the normal flow of the conference? ”

Jiro Muraki looked very inward, looked at Su Cao without saying a word, turned around and quickly got off the stage.

For him, this trip to Jinmen is famous.

Regardless of it, it's all infamy, and I don't know how the new book signing will turn out in a few days, so I can't do it so I can only cancel it temporarily.

Su Cao also understood what was going on, so he got off the stage under the pretext of going back to Xie Lao and sat down.

"Xiao Su, you are deeply hidden, and the level of calligraphy is so high!" Xie Lao praised, "How many years have you been practicing?" ”

Su Cao clicked his mouth, it's really hard to say, tell Xie Lao that he hasn't practiced for a day? Where did such a high level of calligraphy come from? If it comes out of nowhere, no one will believe it!

Get! Looks like I have to make it up!

"I've practiced since I was a child, and I've studied with a primary school calligraphy teacher for a few years, and I like it a lot, I'm afraid that my parents will say that I'm doing it, so I practice it secretly, and I didn't stop until I went to college, and I didn't think there was anything." Su Cao said with a smile.

Practicing casually and secretly? Without guidance, you can practice like this!

You're a genius!

Xie Lao was speechless for a while, but he didn't believe it at all in his heart, thinking that Su Cao must have a teacher to guide him, but he just didn't want to say it.

On stage, the staff cleaned up a little and moved the tables and everything.

Yuan Bai stood on the stage again, looking at the rich people below.

At this time, the entire venue was discussing different levels, and people were talking about Su Cao's performance just now.

It's too much for the Chinese people to earn face!

And Su Cao has become the man of the year in the whole venue, if it weren't for Su Cao's calligraphy that will be auctioned next, I'm afraid people won't pay attention to the auction at all!

"Hello everyone! Let you wait for a long time, after communicating with Mr. Su. He decided to put the calligraphy up for auction and donate all the proceeds to children in the mountains. Yuan Bai said with a smile.

The people in the audience began to applaud warmly, and their eyes were all turned to Su Cao's direction.

Su Cao's face was expressionless, looking quite casual, but in fact, his heart was already happy.

Look, look, buddy is a piece of gold, and it shines when you go there!

"This calligraphy, I think everyone has seen it, let's show it again."

Yuan Bai motioned for Miss Manners to come to the stage, and Su Cao's calligraphy was re-displayed in front of everyone.

"I don't dare to say much about this thing, let's let President Tian Zhenhai talk about the cleverness of this character!"

Yuan Bai stretched out his hand to the side and invited Tian Zhenhai.

Tian Zhenhai tidied up his clothes, walked on stage with a smile, and looked at Su Cao's words, his face was still indescribably shocked.

"Okay, I'll tell you about it." Tian Zhenhai looked at the audience, "Well, pay attention to a spirit spirit, that is, the wind and bones, the wind is the shape, the bone is the soul, the two are indispensable, it can be said that a person's calligraphy can see a person's quality or bad." ”

"Su Cao's character, the difficulty is difficult, this is the block letter! This kind of calligraphy is learned by elementary school students, but there are very few people who can really write well, so it is extremely rare! ”

"Su Cao's words, the shape is right, the bones are right, there is a neatness of heaven and earth, people can't help but be shocked when they see it, it is really a masterpiece, and what is even more rare is that Su Cao has formed his own unique style, which is even more unique!"

After saying these words, Tian Zhenhai nodded and returned to his seat.

When he said this, the rich people below were even more hot.

Even Su Cao himself was a little embarrassed, buddy just wrote casually, I didn't expect there to be so many benefits.

Xie Lao glanced at it and whispered: "Xiao Su, what Zhenhai said is a bit exaggerated, I'm afraid it is also to create a reputation for you, remember not to be proud!" ”

"Hehe, Xie Lao, I understand, what are you yelling for." Su Cao said with a smile.

Xie Lao couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, what kind of adjective are you!

Stage.

Yuan Bai said with a smile, "Now that you have heard the comments and have a general idea of Su Cao's character, then I will now announce that the auction of this character has officially begun!" ”

Speaking of Su Cao's name, Yuan Bai didn't know why he was so smooth

"And the starting price of Mr. Su Cao's character - 50,000!"

As soon as this price came out, the audience was in an uproar!

However, someone immediately followed suit and gave the price!

"Sixty thousand!"

"Seventy-five thousand!"

"Ninety thousand!"

"One hundred thousand!"

After shouting the price a few times, Su Cao's painting was called to 110,000, far exceeding Li Shibai just now.

Su Cao was also a little shocked, he knew that he had calligraphy skills, and this character could be worth some money.

But I never expected it to be so valuable.

It was only a few minutes before he was shouted to 110,000!

The price behind him, he didn't dare to think about it at all.

Xie Lao was also surprised, he knew that the price of calligraphy of living celebrities in recent years had risen a little, showing signs of rising, but he didn't expect such a crazy price to appear.