Chen Shuo, who was stiff, was woken up by cold water, looking at the smiling goblin in front of him, he was very depressed in his heart, and the two feelings in the book were really deceitful. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info this goblin casually bared his teeth, and knocked people out and took them away. If you are happy, you will fall in love with you, and if you are unhappy, you will be emergency food.

It is said that as a cultivator, although he does not have a skill, he also has a sense of righteousness. If the goblins don't hide when they meet, forget it, what does it mean to run up and touch porcelain?

"Girl, there is no happiness in it."

"What is happiness? Can you eat it? ”

"Hehe, I know you must have watched a lot of love stories, such as goblins relieving down-and-out scholars, and finally the two fell in love for a long time; Another example is looking for the reincarnation of a lover in a previous life or something. But I want to say, girl, I'm definitely not your true person. ”

"I know."

"Huh? So what are you going to do? Chen Shuo asked expressionlessly.

"Eat you." The goblin was obviously in a good mood and looked like he had to answer all questions.

It's a straightforward answer, and the goblins are really open. It seems that if you can't get the heart, you have to get the body, so it's a big deal to sacrifice the hue and wait for her to fall asleep before running away.

The goblin happily set up a pot to boil hot water, thinking that she was quite particular about it, and she would bathe and cleanse herself before swaying together.

When he saw her throwing fennel, chili, star anise and other accessories into the pot, Chen Shuo obviously felt that something was wrong.

"How are you going to eat me?" The voice was filled with unconcealed horror.

"Of course, it's a stew, so that it doesn't go to waste. Actually, I prefer braised blood, but my sisters said that if you eat less salt, you won't get high blood lipids. ”

Chen Shuo has a feeling that he got the wrong script, shouldn't the setting of the protagonist of the world be to meet all kinds of women with dedication? Every time they meet, the plot of eating the male protagonist only appears in Journey to the West!

"Could you have caught the wrong person? I can't live forever if I eat it......"

"Hehe, if I want to live forever, I'm going to find those demon cultivators. What are you? ”

"I'm definitely not a good thing, I'm sure I'll have a stomach trouble if I eat it, or you'll let me go like a fart?"

The goblin untied the rope tied to his body with a casual wave of his hand, Chen Shuo was surprised by the direction of the development of things, the goblin blew his fingers, and said without caring at all: "Actually, there is no need to tie you, just get used to it." "What is this goblin's childhood, accustomed to tying people up and playing?

Suddenly, the goblin erected two furry ears, trembled slightly, and his eyes turned into vertical pupils to look at. I used to see the cat-eared lady in the comics, but now there is a living one standing in front of me, with greed and ferocity in her eyes, which only makes people feel frightened.

The goblin slowly crawled to the ground, his face showed the original form of a beast, and the hair tied up was full of threat, and he let out a piercing scream at Chen Shuo's mouth, this time it was really over.

At the moment when the goblin pounced, a white shadow jumped out behind him and kicked the goblin away with one kick. Looking at the goblin who was caught in the wall and wilting, Chen Shuo was stunned and praised: "It's so ruthless." ”

"Lao Tzu is desperate to save you, you have this attitude?" Jixiang flicked his tail vigorously, and the dust in the cave was so thick that people didn't dare to speak.

"Be careful." Chen Shuo saw the goblin sliding down the wall, and the cat attacked with his waist down.

"Pop" was another crisp sound, and Jixiang didn't even turn her head, and slapped her into the wall again with her tail.

Chen Shuo was a little unbearable, saying that this goblin didn't do anything except carry himself here. As soon as his spirit beast came, he filmed people half to death.

"Auspicious, be merciful. She's also a fox, so it's your relative. ”

Jixiang recalled the past when he was jealous and framed by the clan because he was born with three tails, and slapped the dying goblin even more fiercely, and saw her shoot to ashes.

"Also, they are a group crime, leave her life to agree to conspire, and when the time comes, she will exchange some benefits with Dongfang Mansion." Jixiang finally stopped the abuse, and said with disdain: "This look is a minion, you can know a fart!" ”

"I know, I'm willing to say anything!" The elf struggled out of breath.

They dragged the fox spirit that had been beaten back to its original form to the entrance of the cave, and looking at the animal corpses all the way, Chen Shuo knew that Uncle Shi had been opening the way in front.

Finally converged at the entrance of the cave, and the moonlight gave Uncle Shi a layer of brilliance, which seemed to fade the smell of blood on his body. Uncle Shi turned around when he heard the voice, and looked over with a soft eye: "Don't be afraid, it's okay." Chen Shuo's heartbeat suddenly became uncontrollable, which was too tempting to reverie.

"Uncle Shi, how did you find me?" Chen Shuo hurriedly wanted to break the ambiguous atmosphere.

"You and the spirit beast who signed the contract basically feel each other's emotions in their hearts, and all the auspicious people feel your emotions fluctuate violently, and they come along with your taste."

"To put it simply, Uncle Ben feels that you are afraid of death." The auspicious god mends the sword.

I followed the smell and said that I wasn't a dog? Who's going to have a relationship with an animal?

"Since everyone is safe, let's hurry."

Just kidding, the protagonist's life is too hard, and it is rare to have the opportunity to go to the scenery, accumulate some popularity, and pave a good interpersonal relationship for the future to travel the world.

"Uncle Shi, let's send the goblins to the people in the city first. With a little washing, I felt like I was getting rancid. Chen Shuo rubbed his master with anticipation.

Perhaps in order to facilitate cannibalism, the elf's cave turned out to be very close to the town. As soon as the sky was bright, Chen Shuo said that they were all now the benefactors of this city, and they wanted to enter the city with great fanfare. So, I first went to the tailor shop to change into a dazzling new clothes, and then paraded the fox spirit with five flowers on the street, happily greeting "Walk by, don't miss it, the man-eating goblin has been caught!" ”

One after another, people peeked out of the window, and when they saw the goblins who were dragged to the ground and dying, everyone cried with joy. More and more people came to visit, and gradually surrounded them, Chen Shuo was just about to make a monster hunting speech, when he was hit by an egg, and various vegetable leaves were smashed one after another. Before he could react to what was going on, he was picked up by Uncle Shi and flew to Dongfang Mansion.

Uncle Shi knew very well what he might encounter after returning to the city, but instead of thinking about how to explain it to Chen Shuo, it was better for him to see it with his own eyes. The attitude of ordinary people towards goblins is the same as the attitude towards the existence of cultivators. But seeing Chen Shuo, who had been silent, he was still a little uneasy in his heart.

Chen Shuo pondered for a long time, and finally couldn't hold back and asked, "Uncle Shi, why didn't you say it earlier?" ”

"Huh? I'm an infant monk, have you forgotten? ”

Chen Shuo could only blame himself for being uneducated, and he didn't know the necessary skills for all kinds of cultivation, so he didn't dare to continue asking. When I arrived at the gate of Dongfang Mansion again, the head of the family who heard the news had already gone out to greet him.