Full of wine and food, Ye Qiu wiped his mouth, and poured a cup of boiling water with a disposable cup before going out to check out, this action caused the girls to dislike for a while. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Why does he still bring water?" Jiang Yan was a little puzzled, tilted her head and asked.

"What else could there be? Spicy! Nan Xiaonan replied angrily:

"I will eat too much of this product every time, and I am reluctant to buy water to drink."

"Hey, he's so afraid of spicy, can he eat more?"

"Don't you see, as soon as he said that he had eaten it, he started to eat it violently, and the rest of the things in the hot pot were cleared by him, and he was afraid that the spicy people would eat it with boiling water, anyway, this guy you eat less together, which of us in the software group doesn't know his virtue." Nan Xiaonan replied with disgust.

Several girls looked at each other, but fortunately there was no new plot happening, and hugged each other and walked to school.

"Fatty, where did you get so many little remedies?" Passing by the pharmacy, Lu Danli did not hesitate to go in the car Jiang Yan went in to buy something, she was indeed a little tormented by a toothache.

"Hehe, this is called cultivation, this is called knowledge reserve!" Ye Qiu said shamelessly.

"Whew! Dead fat man, you are embarrassed to say, why don't you talk about your freshman military training......" Nan Xiaonan did not hesitate to send it to Ye Qiu, who was full of contempt, and Ye Qiu, who was hit all of a sudden, lost his temper.

Speaking of freshman military training, it was Ye Qiu's sad story.

The family background is not good, and the dormitory where Ye Qiu enters the school is the kind of ordinary dormitory shared by 5 people, which is different from the luxury apartment of four people like Nan Xiaonan, and it is still the design of bunk beds in high school.

Five animals are crammed together, it is summer again, and military training consumes a lot of physical strength, so no one has the strength to tidy up personal hygiene at the end of the day.

Ye Qiu is even more miserable, he is tall and weighty, sweating much higher than others, he still has athlete's foot, the smell after taking off his socks, so sour that no one goes to their house, fortunately, a few animals are not used to it, they also find a little benefit, they are not afraid of mosquito bites when they sleep naked with doors and windows open.

(The mosquito was very sad, and felt that the whole mosquito life was not good, and replied resentfully: It's not that we don't want to bite well, the smell of the room, can we still get in?) Can you? Can you? ）

On this day, a bed bug flew to the room, a buzzing up and down, Ye Qiu, who had a sore back, couldn't sleep even more, and threw it over after touching something, and the room was suddenly quiet.

Early in the morning, Ye Qiu got up to eat, couldn't find his socks alive or dead, shouted that it was not good, the room was burglarized, and he was strongly criticized by his roommates:

"Get out! Thieves are stupid, why don't you steal your socks? Or just steal from you? Do you think someone will steal your socks? ”

Ye Qiu looked down again, his left sock was standing on the ground in a daze, and finally, he finally found another one, and found that it was on the wall above the bed of Wu Yunlai.

This observation, everyone was suddenly shocked Ye Qiu was a celestial man, the socks accurately pounced on the bed bugs, and smoked the bed bugs to death, this is not counted, can the socks stay on the wall? Should it not conform to Newton's laws?

After observation, it was found that there was no violation of Uncle Niu's law, people's socks had enough friction, the socks were glued to the wall, and they had not stopped sliding since they were thrown up, and after a whole night of struggle, the distance of the socks was only 10 cm! And, left a jet-black trail on the wall!

Think that's the end of it? No! It's early!

In the ridicule of everyone, Ye Qiu packed up and dressed up and prepared to set off for a meal trip to the restaurant, but at this time, everyone found out that Wu Yunlai was still asleep, and Wang Xiaodong, who was relatively small, went up to check and fell out of bed with a scream.

Wu Yunlai didn't know when his face turned green!

After being busy for a while, almost calling 120, Wu Yunlai was finally woken up by them, but he was not awake in a daze.

In desperation, a few roommates went to eat and brought Wu Yunlai back to eat, but Wu Yunlai didn't eat breakfast that day in the end, and with the help of his physical state, he easily took the leave slip between military training, which made Ye Qiu and them envious for a while.

The military training team doctor examined Wu Yunlai and found that he had slight symptoms of poisoning, which was not a trivial matter, they rushed to Ye Qiu's dormitory, and after a detailed investigation, they finally found the culprit!

Ye Qiu's socks struggled near Wu Yunlai's head all night, because they were tightly bonded to the wall, they did not leave the range of his head, causing him to inhale too much dirty air and be poisoned, you think, that socks can suffocate bed bugs to death, and they also have a certain lethality to people, but what is valuable is that Wu Yunlai's size is far larger than that of bed bugs, which avoids the occurrence of another tragedy.

This incident made Ye Qiu a star among the freshmen in a few days, and the consequence was that Ye Qiu wore a mask in all activities on campus except for military training time, and he didn't take it down no matter how hot the weather was.

Now that Nan Xiaonan has mentioned that matter again, how could Ye Qiu not be depressed.

At that time, Ye Qiu's beriberi was already quite serious, and he had no choice but to search on the Internet, and sold a variety of potions and ointments to treat them all to no avail, until one day, he inadvertently turned to the physiology and hygiene textbook of junior high school, and suddenly realized that he quickly found the answer.

The book says that the production of beriberi is the result of a severe lack of vitamin B1 in the body, but vitamin B1 is contained in large quantities in the husks of crops, and the reason for the deficiency is that the current rice and flour are too clean to supplement vitamin B1.

Made, lack of vitamin B1 Lao Tzu is not good to supplement it, Ye Qiu went to the pharmacy to buy vitamin B1, and found that a dollar turned out to be a small bottle, the taste was sour, not bitter at all.

After eating for more than half a month, Ye Qiu was very surprised to find that his beriberi symptoms were significantly reduced, and if he continued to eat, he didn't finish the medicine for one dollar, and his beriberi was actually better!

This miraculous effect not only pleased him, but also surprised a group of animals, who asked him about the secret recipe.

The two words of the secret recipe reminded Ye Qiu, this product bought several bottles of pills from the drugstore, and shamelessly scraped off the VB1 words on it with a knife, and then sold a lot of them for 10 yuan a bottle in the name of beriberi special medicine.

This is not the end, Ye Qiu, who tasted the sweetness, worked hard to check all kinds of small home remedies on the Internet, and carefully memorized a belly, but he didn't expect that he would find a way to make money, although he couldn't make a fortune, it was no problem to mix a small stir-fry in three or five days.

In addition, he gave people ideas for pickling girls, and soon got the title of a half-immortal among boys, and the incident of his military training was slowly forgotten.

Thinking of the tragic experiences of those days, Ye Qiu suddenly became angry:

"Nan Xiaonan, you can't remember some good things, brother's feet don't smell at all now, okay, I don't believe you smell it!"

Before he finished speaking, Ye Qiu had already begun to regret it, and sure enough, Nan Xiaonan, who was furious, kicked over again:

"Dead fat man, you are really looking for death, believe it or not, the old lady kicked you into a sister!"