Section 96 A Joyful Feast of Beef

There is a saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and neighbors should help each other so that they can survive this sudden disaster together. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Seeing that the old man was asleep, the woman breathed a sigh of relief, and she walked out of the bedroom and said to Zhang Xiaomeng:

"Thank you for your help, if it weren't for you, my dad would be in danger today, my name is Jasmine, by the way, I don't know what to call it yet?"

Zhang Xiaomeng said with a smile: "You are older than me, you can call me Xiaomeng!" ”

Mo Wen also smiled and said, "Okay! When we are free one day, our family will invite you to have a meal together and thank you very much. ”

Zhang Xiaomeng hurriedly excused himself and said: "No need, they are all neighbors, and it is appropriate to help each other." By the way, I see that the old man is very weak, and you should send the old man to the hospital immediately. ”

"So what should I send my dad to that hospital? You know, the fog is so big now, even the nearest hospital is 15 kilometers away from us, I'm afraid my dad can't stand the bumps on the road. ”

When Zhang Xiaomeng heard this, Song Lanxin's figure immediately appeared in his mind, and he said without hesitation:

"Then send it to the government service center! It's a government aid point, and your father will be well taken care of when he is sent there. ”

Jasmine immediately nodded in agreement, and after packing up her things, the old man was taken to the underground parking lot with the help of Zhang Xiaomeng.

What caught his eye was a red Ferrari sports car, Zhang Xiaomeng looked at the sports car in front of him, his saliva was about to flow out, and he said excitedly:

"Let me help you get the old man to the government service center! I'm familiar with it. ”

Hearing this, Jasmine looked at her sports car, two seats could not be more than three people, she only smiled and shook her head, and said euphemistically:

"Thank you so much for your help, I can do it, okay, I'm leaving."

With a rumbling roar, the sports car rushed out like a wild horse, and in the blink of an eye, the roar disappeared into the distance. Zhang Xiaomeng, who stayed in place, only wiped her saliva, sighed, and returned to the elevator.

When I got home, I saw Yang Yang leisurely cooking instant noodles in the pot, and more than a dozen thin slices of ham and sausage floating in the red soup.

Zhang Xiaomeng swallowed her saliva and said, "I can't see it!" You're really going to enjoy life! ”

After speaking, he took out a bowl, poured all the instant noodles in the pot into his own bowl, and ate it with hula hula, watching Zhang Xiaomeng eat instant noodles in a big gulp, without saying anything, and continued to add water and start to cook beef.

When Zhang Xiaomeng finished eating a big bowl of noodles, he raised his head and said to Yangyang with a smile: "It's okay!" The noodles you cooked were delicious, and now I'm full, well........ ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaomeng saw large pieces of meat rolling in the pot, thinking that there was no extra space in his stomach to hold meat, he looked at Yang Yang and said regretfully:

"Why didn't you tell me that I was going to eat meat tonight, and I ate such a big bowl of instant noodles, and now I can only watch it, and I can't eat it."

Yang Yang said lightly: "Who told you to enter the house, without asking, you will eat instant noodles in an uproar, I just want to say that I don't have time to speak!" ”

Listening to the presumptuous laughter, Zhang Xiaomeng only pulled Xiaobai over depressedly, continued to lean on Xiaobai's soft hair, closed her eyes and recuperated.

When the aroma of meat reached its strongest, only a knock on the door was heard, Zhang Xiaomeng got up slowly, walked to the door and asked:

"Who!"

A rough voice came: "Xiaomeng, I can't even hear my voice, open the door, cook something good, don't call me Suo." ”

Zhang Xiaomeng immediately remembered who it was, this person was Ouyang Meng next door, he immediately opened the door, only to see Ouyang Meng walking in with a smile on his face.

As soon as Ouyang Meng walked in, he saw a huge white beast with its mouth open, looking at him with a fierce look, and he was immediately frightened and retreated, and said loudly:

"Xiaomeng! What do you have at home? Such a big one, you can't bite people! ”

"Haha! Don't be afraid! It's not just a dog, it's just a little bigger, it doesn't bite! ”

"Oh, isn't it? Don't lie to me! Ouyang Meng still didn't walk in, leaned against the door frame, sniffed the aroma of meat vigorously, and said:

"Uncle Meng, look at how big you look and how thick you are, you are still afraid of dogs!"

"I, I'm scared. I'm just afraid I'll walk in and hurt it when I'm nervous! After speaking, Ouyang Meng puffed out his arms and made a bodybuilding move.

Looking at Ouyang Meng's tendon meat, Zhang Xiaomeng pulled him in and said:

"Alright! Don't show off your little muscles, come in! ”

Ouyang Meng pretended to sit calmly next to Yangyang, and said to Yangyang with a smile: "

I can't tell you little guy can cook stuff. ”

"That's it! Uncle Meng, you see that the beef I cooked is about to be cooked, so call Aunt Zhu over to eat it together! And many more! ”

Ouyang Meng patted Yangyang's shoulder and said, "It's still you, a little guy, who is sensible, unlike some people, who don't ask us to taste the delicious food." After saying that, he walked out laughing.

After a while, all the neighbors came, 7 adults and 3 children. When they first saw Xiaobai, they were also frightened, but under Zhang Xiaomeng's warm greeting, mainly attracted by the smell of meat, they all forgot their fears and ate happily around the pot, but what about Zhang Xiaomeng? Looking at the pot full of beef, I could only pick up the chopsticks and eat a little symbolically.

Zhu Xiaoli saw that Zhang Xiaomeng couldn't eat it after only a few pieces, and said:

"What's wrong! Eat! You don't eat such a good beef, don't you feel very distressed to see us come to eat! It stands to reason that you should eat a lot if you are distressed! Why did you eat a few pieces?

Zhang Xiaomeng heard what Zhu Xiaoli said and didn't know how to answer. At this time, Yangyang said:

"Aunt Zhu, it's not what you think, the main thing is that Uncle Zhang ate a bowl of instant noodles just now, and now I guess I can't eat anything."

Zhu Xiaoli asked very gossipy: "What's the matter, tell me about it." ”

Then, I heard Yangyang this guy add fuel and vinegar to tell Zhang Xiaomeng about eating instant noodles just now, which caused bursts of laughter.

An hour later, the well-fed and well-fed men sat on the sofa in Zhang Xiaomeng's house, smoked cigarettes and began to chat, while the women were cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and the children had disappeared from playing.

At this time, Ouyang Meng inadvertently turned his head and quietly observed Zhu Xiaoli's every move, when Zhu Xiaoli turned around and walked to the kitchen with a bowl, Ouyang Meng immediately snatched the cigarette in Zhang Xiaomeng's hand and took a hard puff, maybe too hard.

Ouyang Meng, an old smoker, was choked by the smoke, only to see him patting his chest and coughing violently, but unfortunately, Zhu Xiaoli also came out of the kitchen, staring at Ouyang Meng with his eyes and said:

"Ouyang Meng! Are you a smoker? Why do you cough so badly? ”

The words stopped, and the coughing stopped immediately, Ouyang squeezed his thighs fiercely, and said calmly:

"No... Didn't suck. Uh-huh, it's just that the smoke they made was so big that I accidentally choked. You know, I'm no longer a smoker, I can guarantee that. ”

"Okay!" After speaking, Zhu Xiaoli turned around and walked into the kitchen again.

Ouyang Meng, who was lucky enough to escape, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a weak heart, and turned around to find that his companions were looking at him with a smile, seeing this, Ouyang Meng immediately whispered:

"Big brothers, spare me this time! Don't laugh, really don't laugh. You know Zhu Xiaoli's temper, if you let her know that I lied to her, I will be sad tonight. Everyone, help! Please! ”

After speaking, Ouyang Meng bowed and bowed again, and now it was good, and everyone who had been forced not to laugh immediately couldn't help it, covering their stomachs one by one, falling on the sofa, laughing wildly.

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing at me! I'm really laughing at it! ”

Ouyang suddenly saw that everyone was rolling on the ground with laughter, and immediately pulled his companions up one by one, and said with a nervous face:

"My brother, you don't bring this! What's so funny! Don't laugh! Don't laugh! ”

Before he finished appeasing everyone, Zhu Xiaoli came out again, looked at everyone with a smile, and said:

"What a happy thing to make you laugh like this!"

Zhang Xiaomeng heard what Zhu Xiaoli said, and pointed at Ouyang Meng while laughing and said, "It's nothing, you are Brother Meng's ....... just now." Before he finished speaking, Ouyang Meng glanced at Zhang Xiaomeng and continued the topic:

"Yes, it's nothing, it's just that I just gave them a joke, and it's so funny to see how funny it is?"

Zhu Xiaoli looked at the crowd for a while, then looked at Ouyang Meng suspiciously, and said:

"You can tell jokes, I've never heard you tell them, tell them again! I'll listen to it too. ”

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and on the mountain there was a temple ........"

"Flutter, hahahaha!"

"Hahaha!"