Chapter 005: Women who grow fat also have a low rate of turning heads
"Wait, Your Majesty, if you have something to say, why do you use knives and guns?"
I immediately pleaded with the emperor, and scolded in my heart, you, the emperor, are also a little instigated, fight and kill for a woman, children are long, heroes are short of breath, don't kill me, I'm not a murderer, isn't the murderer Qin Hongmei?
It seems that I am Qin Hongmei now, and the more I think about it, the more chaotic I become, and the emperor with a dagger has approached me. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info I have knives all over my neck, and if I move, I will inevitably be in a different place.
Originally, I wanted to die very much, but after some careful thinking just now, if I really hung up, but I didn't cross but reported to the Lord of the Underworld, wouldn't it be a life that God favored in vain? After the reincarnation, I still have no memory of the present to say, at least I am still a person, if the Lord of Yama is unhappy, what kind of pigs, cattle and sheep will be turned, and it will not be fun to become delicious in minutes.
At that moment, I thought so wide about the Yangtze River and how far the Yangtze River Bridge was, and I gave up my initiative to commit suicide and didn't want to die. However, the young emperor did not think much of it, and he stabbed me with a knife.
"Stop!"
I hurriedly stretched out my hand, grabbed the knife stabbed by the emperor, and looked at him with charming eyes, hoping that he would let me go when I was still a fat woman and had difficulty moving.
The emperor didn't seem to be with me all the way, he dragged the dagger and stabbed me. I grabbed the blade of the dagger to prevent him from stabbing it, and blood flowed from my palm. Even though it's not your own body, your soul and body are already one, so it still hurts, okay?
"You still don't kill her before me!" The emperor roared, and the guards twitched their swords and slashed at me.
"Stop, this is my personal grudge with the emperor, private grudge is resolved privately, and finding a helper is not a manly man." I screamed as I saw that the chopping knife was about to fall on me, like a white-cut chicken on a dinner plate, about to be divided into dozens of pieces.
Bai Yonghui has been kneeling, not to mention the atmosphere, he doesn't even dare to put a fart. Your sister's rotten feudal ruling class is really harmful, a good man is uncomfortable standing as a person, and he has to kneel and be a dog.
Dead dead, hopefully I can wear it back this time. People are knives, I am fish and meat, I close my eyes and wait to be Lingchi.
"Report-report!" With a bang, the door of the room was slammed open, and a man broke in, tripped over the doorrail on his foot, fell to the ground with a bang.
All eyes were on him, but the axemen forgot to greet me, delaying my arrival at the Hades Palace.
The person who fell was none other than Fan Taichang, the magistrate of Taiping County. That fall fell so hard that the skin of the mouth was broken. I saw him lying on the ground crawling forward, crawling in front of the emperor, like a crawling caterpillar.
"Bold Fan Taichang, why is he so panicked?" The emperor grasped the hilt of the sword, and I grasped the blade of the knife, and while he was talking, he dodged the dagger, ran to the corner, and put the dagger around his neck.
Everyone looked at me, and the emperor's face was so black that he seemed to be overindulged at night, pointing at me and angrily scolding me for something.
"Don't move, don't you want to kill me with your own hands? If I kill myself, won't you be able to kill me? Why don't we make a deal, you let me go, I'll fatten myself more, wouldn't it be wonderful if you came to kill me again? Or, I run away, you chase and kill, I keep running, you keep chasing, just like a carrot hanging in front of a donkey, always thinking about eating, but always unable to eat, always have a thought, isn't this a beautiful scenery? ”
"Presumptuous!" The emperor was very angry, "He actually threatened me and entertained me." ”
"Don't be angry, I'm just making a suggestion, and if you don't think it's good, we'll discuss it again. In short, you spare my life and let me do whatever I want. Or," I flirted with my clothes and made a charming gesture, "How about me entering the palace to serve the emperor instead of Miss Lin?" ”
As soon as the words fell, the emperor, the sword and axe hand H County Master suddenly vomited, vomiting all over the ground. Are you discriminating against me for being fat, or are you despising my rights as a woman? Although I am a fat woman, I still have dignity, okay?
I saw them look at me like a tyrannosaurus rex in Jurassic Park seeing its prey, trying to tear me apart every minute.
This emperor is still not a man, why don't you eat it soft and hard? I'm a failure as a woman, and my body may not have a return rate in modern times, let alone ancient times. It seems that you have to lose weight and have plastic surgery, and having an A4 waist and a perfect face is the king of eating in any era.
But now, I can't protect myself, and I'm still thinking about what I have and don't, isn't it a fool's dream?
"Hooray, hooray, no, no!" Zhixian Fan Tai saw that we couldn't hold each other, and howled in fear, and his voice sounded like killing pigs.
"What's wrong?" The emperor asked, looking at him angrily. And I said to myself, Will you be all right if you look at me?
"It's dead, it's dead, and the Wang family is dead." Fan Tai's often trembling voice was like eating an insect.
"The Wang family? Is it Wang Yihe's family? ”
"Yes, like the Lin family and the Qi family, they are also slaughtered all over the house, leaving no one alive." Fan Tai often cried.
The emperor gasped, and the room was terrifyingly quiet, "What? "Everyone's eyes were on me, and I shuddered.
This is none of my business, when the Wang family was hanging, I was either beheaded or stabbed by you, where would I have time to slaughter people's homes. However, who is so vicious, he must kill the whole family.
"I didn't kill me!" I pleaded immediately.
After a round of competition, I wondered in my heart, was it Qin Hongmei's dry? In case it's really Qin Hongmei's dryness, I really can't carry this pot, I have to shake the pot.
"The Wang family doesn't have a single mouth?" The emperor took a breath and asked.
"Yes, there is one, but there is only one breath left."
"Let's go, let's see." The emperor glanced at me, and I straightened my chest with confidence, "I'll go too." ”
The group came to the Wang's house at the east gate of Taiping County, and there were many people on the third floor and the outer three floors, all of whom were talking about it, and the onlookers really dared to speak, and they could say any nonsense.
The county magistrate opened the way, and the emperor, the guards, Bai Yonghui and I entered the Wang family together. Walking into the courtyard, I smelled a bloody smell, and the whole house was dyed red by blood donations, as if it was sprinkled with chicken blood and dog blood, and the corpses were all over the place, which was miserable.
The officials were cleaning up the scene, collecting evidence from the onlookers, and examining the corpses. Fan Tai often led us into the inner hall, where a stretcher was placed in the center, and on the stretcher lay a person, dying.
Fan Tai often said that this was Wang Yihe's nephew, and when they came to Wang's house, he was the only one who was still angry.
The emperor stepped forward and asked Wang Yihe's nephew what had happened and who had committed such cruel acts. Wang Yihe's nephew seemed to have asthma, panting and couldn't speak.
I thought to myself, if I stepped forward, as long as he identified me as not the murderer, then I could clear my name. So he stepped forward and squeezed the emperor away.
"Who killed the Wang family?" I stared at him, expecting him to shake his head and say no.
When Wang Yihe's nephew saw me approaching, his eyes widened, he raised his hand and pointed at me, and shouted vaguely, "Skin care, skin care, you want skin care." ”
Skincare? What the hell is it?
"Skincare, you want skincare!" Before the next sentence was spoken, Wang Yihe's nephew may have hung up because he was too excited.
Do I need skincare? I touched my face, it was very greasy, a lot of pimples? How can a dying person make me take care of my skin? When I turned around, everyone looked at me with anger in their eyes.
I swallowed my saliva and suddenly came to my senses, miserable, and dug a hole for myself.
"You don't think I killed him and everyone else here, do you?"
Everyone said in unison, "That's what we think." ”
Bai Yonghui also nodded thoughtfully.