Zhang Lifeng is really depressed, he not only has feces on his head now, but also flows down his face, and finally flows along his neck into his thermal underwear, which makes him move slightly, and immediately rub all over his body, and the whole person is full of huge stench. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

And Wen Ming and Li Yongli beside him, although they are not so serious, they are not much better. The three of them walked out of the school gate, and when they saw them, they were like seeing the God of Wealth, the shopkeeper with a smile on his face.

Suddenly, I smelled a huge smell of on their bodies, and I almost didn't vomit. didn't say a word, just closed the door and locked it to refuse customers.

"! This old Internet café list that turns his face and doesn't recognize people, I'll clean him up when I turn around! Zhang Lifeng gritted his teeth and said.

"Brother Feng! We need to find a place to take a shower, we can't go on like this! Li Yongli sharpened his throat and tugged at his neckline slightly, feeling a foreign body in his clothes, and he didn't know if it was or vomit.

"Shit! You have to go shopping for clothes first, otherwise how will you get out of the shower? Are you still wearing this? Even in such an embarrassing situation, slut Wen, Wen Ming still kept calm.

"What Xiao Ming said makes sense!" Zhang Lifeng is a man of action, and at this time he has already beckoned, and soon a dilapidated Beverly taxi stopped, and as soon as Zhang Lifeng pulled the door, the driver smelled the stench on their bodies, and noticed the soup on them.

In an instant, there was a sound of wheels rubbing against the ground, and then this inconspicuous Beverly directly ran out of the speed level of F1, and it was gone in the blink of an eye.

“C/AO！！！！！！！！” Zhang Lifeng was still holding the car door with his hand, and he was almost dragged on his heels, he scolded all of a sudden, and when he looked back, he saw another taxi coming over.

"I can't let the car run anymore this time!" Wen Ming said, directly blocked the front of the car, followed Zhang Lifeng and immediately rushed to the car door.

As soon as the driver saw the rhythm of touching porcelain, he didn't care whether it would hurt Zhang Lifeng, so he directly hung up the reverse gear and stepped on the accelerator decisively. Zhang Lifeng had just pulled the car door at this time and was about to sit on it. I was knocked down by a car door.

Seeing that the taxi was about to leave after reversing rapidly, Zhang Lifeng couldn't care about the meat and vegetables he was thrown. Hurriedly stood up and shouted at the driver: "Big brother! I'll give you money! I give money! ”

However, it didn't work, and the driver, after smelling the smell, had already made up his mind not to do the business, so he opened the door and reversed for a while before he got down and closed the door himself, turned around and left.

"Brother Feng doesn't have a car for us to sit, what can we do?" Li Yongli, who has developed limbs and is simple-minded, didn't know what to do at this time, and the passing car didn't stop, leaving the three of them on the side of the road.

"Brother Feng, I think we should find a way to buy a dress first, no matter what kind of clothes it is, as long as you can replace the soup, so that others can't see it at the very least!" Wen Ming's advice is always so reliable.

But on the street where their school is located, there is no clothes sold at all, and they have been in this school for three years, can they not know?

I didn't know what to do for a while, and at this time, all the three of them who passed by covered their noses and looked at them with wide eyes. Zhang Lifeng understood that the matter of changing clothes could not be delayed any longer, and then he suddenly noticed the shroud shop across the road.

Noticing his gaze, Li Yongli, who had followed Zhang Lifeng since junior high school, immediately knew what the eldest brother meant, and hurriedly said, "Brother Feng! Shall we wear dead man's clothes? ”

Wen Ming frowned for a moment and said, "No matter what it is, it's better than being covered in soup!" ”

"Hey, the one who knows my heart is really Lao Wen! Now that's all we have to wear! Zhang Lifeng said and walked to the shroud shop first.

The door of the shroud shop is very small, with all kinds of paper money and other urns, as well as all kinds of incense candles, etc., as well as a few delicate shrouds, hanging on the wall, like a headless ghost.

As soon as the three of them entered, the whole room was filled with a foul smell, and Zhang Lifeng asked directly: "How much is the boss's shroud?" ”

"Oops! How many of you dug up the septic tank? How stinks better than a dead man! "The boss is a middle-aged fat man wearing a big gold chain, very dark, big eyes turned outward, and when he finished speaking, he saw the soup on their bodies, and he was immediately disgusted. Hurriedly snorted twice and said, "Damn, the good ones don't work, the bad spirits." Let's go! Let's go! It's so obsessive. ”

Doesn't it just stink? How can everyone have money and not make money - Zhang Lifeng has never been angry with money, usually he wants to buy anything, not all the bosses, the waiter accompanies the smiling face in front of his grandson.

But now, he has been repeatedly rejected and not said, and he has been picked up, he really can't bear it at this moment, and there is no other way. So he shouted: "Are you afraid that we will have no money!" Even if this shroud costs 10,000 yuan, I can afford it! ”

"Ten thousand? If you buy a gown for 10,000, I will have 20,000 sets of shrouds! The black fat man said, took off the hanging shroud with the pole, and showed the price tag to Zhang Lifeng. Nineteen thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, walking on Huangquan Road without looking back. The price is clearly marked, and there is no bullying for children, suitable for all ages! "Fat people habitually say all the advertisements.

"Isn't it just three sets of 60,000 yuan? Don't think I can't afford it! Credit card! Zhang Lifeng was so angry that he slapped his bank card on the glass counter and roared loudly.

"Okay! These are two sets, you take it first, you don't have it in the store, I'll get it for you later! The black fat man is worthy of seeing too many dead people, and he dares to do any business, and he said that he gave Zhang Lifeng two sets of colorful shrouds, and he was going to get them in the back.

"No need to take it! Just give me one! Zhang Lifeng didn't want to delay a little longer. As he spoke, the three of them began to undress and prepare to change into shrouds.

Now the fat boss stopped doing it and said, "Stop! Stop! Stop! Our store does not provide fitting room service, so you have to change it out! ”

"We bought your clothes, and we're going to change them here!" Zhang Lifeng roared angrily.

"Then if you add another 10,000 yuan, I will be the first to open a shroud shop and allow customers to change their clothes in the store!" The black fat man definitely took the business and treachery to the extreme, saw the embarrassment of the three people, and directly sat on the ground and raised the price.

This is a big mistake, not to mention how depressed it is, but I can't go outside to change clothes even if I think about it. At that moment, Zhang Lifeng had no choice but to agree, so the three of them took off their clothes, looked down and saw that they were already a little dry soup and scum, not to mention how depressed they were.

Finally changed into the shroud, and the three of them came back with the welcome of the black-hearted boss, and walked out of the shroud shop, and a cold wind ushered in, making the three of them tremble instantly, and they kept shivering.

At this time, I saw three people in shrouds on the street, and the whole street was boiling in an instant, and people took pictures with their cameras, thinking that they had encountered performance art.

Zhang Lifeng and the three had to cover their faces to take a taxi, but those taxis in the cold wind thought they were too unlucky and still refused to stop.

Zhang Lifeng's heart was messy, the cold wind had already frozen him to death, and then the three of them suddenly noticed a black taxi on the side of the road, taking pictures of themselves. Although Zhang Lifeng is not angry, this black taxi is the only savior.

So he didn't dare to get angry at all, walked towards the other party with a smile, and said politely: "Big brother! Take us to the imperial capital for a bath, you make a price! ”

"Me! Times! Profound! The driver didn't listen to him carefully, he put away his mobile phone, first was the three of them were angry with the shrouds, and then they were so smoky that they almost didn't die, he wanted to say no, but think about it that he hasn't opened today, look at the three people's embarrassment, and think about trying to blackmail them, so he said categorically: "2000!" Let's go! If it doesn't work, get away!! ”

“2000！ This is usually the road of twelve dollars! Li Yongli roared loudly at this time.

As soon as the driver heard this, he immediately put up gear and said, "Forget it!" He was leaving.

Having had enough of refusing to load, being cold, and cold-eyed, Zhang Lifeng really couldn't bear it, and at that moment he suddenly yelled: "Two thousand is two thousand!" Walk! ”

What else can I do? At that moment, Zhang Lifeng got into the black car with grievances.