Chapter 15: The Touched Dean of Instruction
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But Zhang Lifeng felt that it was worth it, after all, it was a rare mixture, and it would establish his status in the school and make Teng Han completely lose his dignity.
So 10,000 dollars isn't a lot.
Just in time for the end of the fifth period, the three of them rushed back to school in time. Afraid that Teng Han would know what he was going to do, he first hid the shit in the toilet, and then returned to the classroom with Wen Ming and Li Yongli.
Seeing that Teng Han was talking to Chen Yuning, Li Yongli and Wen Ming blocked the front and back doors of the classroom respectively, and then Zhang Lifeng knocked on Teng Han's desk and said very arrogantly: "Is there a kind?" It's kind of come with me! β
"There's a kind!" Teng Han ended the conversation with Chen Yuning, got up and looked at Zhang Lifeng coldly and said, "Aren't you my seed?" β
I didn't expect Teng Han to speak so quickly, and when he noticed Ning Maomao laughing next to him, Zhang Lifeng restrained himself strongly, after all, it was the right thing to let Teng Han eat now, so he said: "If you have a kind, go to the toilet with us!" β
Knowing what they were going to do, Bucktooth Jiang also stood up at this time and said sarcastically: "Three people fight one, you are really capable!" β
"Dead buckteeth! You're tired of living, aren't you? "I didn't expect that I would beat Teng Han, and the usually wilting bucktooth ginger would dare to go against him openly. Zhang Lifeng immediately wanted to slap him, but soon he restrained himself again, his eyes rolled, and he thought that Teng Han had to have an audience when he ate, otherwise he would eat it in vain!
Thinking of this, he was secretly happy in his heart, and said, "Bucktooth, you are quite kind?" Dare to go against me? Zhang Lifeng stepped forward and looked down at him, smiled arrogantly and said, "Let's go?" If I don't let you call me lord today, I won't be surnamed Zhang!! β
Although Luoya Jiang is a demolition household in an urban village and grew up in the village since he was a child, he has a good family education and has never been in a fight, so when he heard Zhang Lifeng say this, he was still panicked.
But at this time, Teng Han patted Luoya Jiang's shoulder and said, "Don't worry about this, I'll go with them myself!" Teng Han said, pushing away Li Yongli, who was in the way, and walked towards the toilet.
Seeing Teng Han leaving, although Bucktooth Jiang was afraid, he hurriedly followed.
At this time, Zhang Lifeng didn't leave in a hurry, he felt that he was simply handsome today, especially in front of Chen Yuning, the goddess of knowledge, showing his manly side, so he deliberately sat on Teng Han's table and said to her lightly: "Yuning, do you have time?" I'm taking you to a good show? β
Zhang Lifeng deliberately raised his voice so that everyone else in the class could hear it, after all, when you make a fool of yourself, the more acquaintances you have, the bigger the person you lose.
But what he didn't expect was that Chen Yuning didn't bother to take care of him at all, with a cold face, he turned his head to the other side.
Ning Maomao tugged at Chen Yuning's sleeve at this time, and said happily: "Okay! All right! Yu Ning, let's go and see what good things Lezuo Peak can bring us! β
Dare to call himself by his nickname, Zhang Lifeng was speechless in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything. After all, Ning Maomao couldn't afford to mess with him, so he had to say with a smile on his face: "It's definitely a good show!" And it's free!! β
"Bullying is also a good show?" Speechless to her best friend, Chen Yuning really wanted to pinch Ning Maomao and make her sober.
But at this time, Ning Maomao hugged herself with a smile on her face, put her small mouth to her ear, lowered her voice and said, "Oh, who suffers, it's not necessarily, go and see!" β
Who suffers? - Although Ning Maomao lowered his voice, Zhang Lifeng still heard it, he felt that Ning Maomao was very naΓ―ve, and he couldn't even see this!
But now he wants to drag Chen Yuning and let her see Teng Han eating, so Zhang Lifeng endured his disdain, catered to Ning Maomao and said, "That's it, who suffers may not be!" Let's go, go check it out, it's definitely a good show! β
He said, but Chen Yuning still had a cold face, and Ning Maomao had no choice but to let him go first, saying that he would persuade Chen Yuning again.
was followed by Li Yongli and Wen Ming, knowing that they were preventing him from escaping. Teng Han sneered, and walked into the toilet with Bucktooth Jiang first, and at that moment he happened to see the shiny bald head of the teaching director, exposed on the top of the cubicle, but it slowly disappeared, and then there was a groan from inside the cubicle.
At this time, Wen Ming and Li Yongli had also walked in, because Li Yongli was tall and strong, so he took the lead in walking towards Teng Han, cocking his orchid fingers, and said in a sissy voice: "Teng Han, you, arrogance is a price!" β
"Humph!" Knowing that the teaching director was squatting in the pit, Teng Han understood that he couldn't solve the problem by fighting today.
At this time, Zhang Lifeng had already walked in from outside, but the strange thing was that he was not in a hurry to fight, but first took out something from a compartment.
Immediately after a foul smell came, Zhang Lifeng giggled, and then Li Yongli hugged himself suddenly.
Teng Han noticed that Zhang Lifeng was carrying a plastic bag of in his hand, and the was obviously just pulled, and it was steaming!
I'll goβalthough Teng Han is not afraid of fighting, he is afraid of disgusting!
Who would have thought that Zhang Lifeng would make this whole show - Bucktooth Jiang was also stunned at this time.
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but admire Zhang Lifeng's creativity and spirit of daring to practice. are looking forward to the follow-up development, and some even took out their mobile phones, waiting to take pictures and upload them to the Internet.
At this time, Teng Han suddenly had a plan, and said loudly: "Zhang Lifeng, Wen Ming, Li Yongli, it's not that I'm arrogant, I just can't bear your insults to the teaching director!" Shouldn't we respect our teachers? β
didn't know that the teaching director was squatting in the cubicle, Zhang Lifeng pursed his lips, thinking that Teng Han was scared when he saw the. Thinking of threatening himself with the teaching director, he laughed and said, "You still want to scare me with that bald donkey, hold him tighter for me." β
Listening to Zhang Lifeng, Li Yongli hugged Teng Han a little tighter at this time.
Unbeknownst to them at the moment, the Dean of Education was also in the toilet. So he still despised Teng Han and said, "What's wrong with me scolding that old bald donkey?" Even if you scream out your throat, he won't be able to get out of the sewers to save you. β
Zhang Lifeng approached Teng Han as he spoke, and said with a sinister smile: "Teng Han, take a closer look, what good things I have prepared for you, authentic fresh and stinky shit, Lao Tzu spent 10,000 yuan to buy it!" Dry and thin, just right for your stinky mouth! β
As he spoke, he deliberately looked back at the classmates who were watching the excitement, and said, "10,000 yuan, Brother Feng, I am rich, but I am willful!" β
Smelling the stench, Teng Han struggled fiercely, but helplessly, Li Yongli's strength was very strong, plus a Wen Ming, he couldn't break free at all.
At this time, Zhang Lifeng was triumphant, holding a mixture of fresh dog shit and approaching Teng Han.
"I don't care what you plan to do to me, but the dean will always represent justice in my heart! No! He is an idol in my heart, and you are not allowed to insult him! Enduring the strong smell, glancing at the door of the compartment, Teng Han thought to himself: Old bald donkey, although I usually scold you a lot, but you must do your best today!
Hearing Teng Han say this, Zhang Lifeng didn't know if it was too meaty or too ugly, in short, he felt like he wanted to vomit. retched a little, laughed wildly and said, "I tell you, I scolded him for being an old bald donkey to give him face?" It's not me who blows, he's there, and Lao Tzu can let him lick it for me! β
"Where is he an old bald donkey, obviously an old egg with wrinkles." Speaking of this, Wen Ming laughed proudly, feeling that he had described it too vividly.
"Hahahaha, there's also a medical name testosterone! Zhou testicles/wan! Li Yongli laughed at this time, and he added the surname of the teaching director.
"Hahaha! How's it going? Your testicular idol can't save you, disappointed, right? Zhang Lifeng said proudly.
At this time, the dean of teaching, who was listening to the conversation of the students outside in the cubicle, was conflicted in his heart.
Because he is not in a hurry when ordinary students fight, after all, after the fight, the children get into trouble, and the family can send him money to forgive them.
What's more, today, I was defecating, how could such an important matter be disturbed because of the students' fights, so Zhou Zhu, the head of education, originally didn't plan to show up.
But soon the more he listened, the more wrong it became. This is not only the reason why a few students scolded themselves, after all, those students scolded themselves too much behind their backs
But when he heard that a student had taken the initiative to defend his dignity, his heart was entangled at that moment.
Although he has been engaged in education for more than fifteen years, he has seen a lot of fights. But like this, the students who fought to maintain the dignity of their teachers had never even heard of it. Not to mention for yourself!
Hiding in the cubicle at that moment, there was anger in his heart, tears in his eyes, with a student who respected him so much, what more could he ask for!
Although I know that Zhang Lifeng's father is an underworld who opens a night show...... But that student should stand up for the sake of himself, and as a teacher, he should stand up!
At that moment, he suddenly felt that he had to fight for such a student!
But you have to wipe it before you stand, and you can't go out with your pants up.
So after he hurriedly wiped it, he didn't bother to rush up. Zhou Zhu, who has been the teaching director for more than ten years, pushed open the door of the cubicle with arrogance and yelled, "What do you want to do? β
This roar was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which instantly made Li Yongli's soul fly away, and his legs suddenly became weak, and when he saw the teaching director standing at the door of the cubicle, he suddenly let go of the hand holding Teng Han, and felt that it was not appropriate to put his hand anywhere. At this time, the slut Wen just took out his mobile phone to take a picture, and the whole person froze, and said tremblingly: "It's true-it's really drilled out." β
And when Zhang Lifeng heard that frightening voice, he was already holding the shit and walked in front of Ai Ning, he turned his head and saw the teaching director standing behind and staring at him, and he was stunned for a moment.
The whole person opened his mouth wide and didn't know what to say.
At the last moment, Teng Han didn't care that the teaching director was watching, and pushed Zhang Lifeng's hand holding the shit.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Lifeng watched, at noon, the three of them spent half a day and spent 10,000 yuan to buy a stinky dog/shi, and overturned towards him.
In an instant, the dry and thin gathered, the soup flowed sideways, and the dry and thin mixtures were all splashed on his face.
His mouth, nose, neck, and collar were all filled with two dopes......
Zhang Lifeng froze on the spot for a while, and the strong smell of shit made the eunuch Li and the slut Wen also avoid him in disgust.
At this time, he cried and subconsciously said to the dean: "Teacher, me! The latter words were replaced by vomit, and the with vomit was sprayed directly on the eunuch Li. Thanks to Teng Han always on guard and hiding quickly, otherwise he would suffer together.
The nausea was no longer enough to describe this feeling, and several of the onlookers who came to watch the play quickly covered their mouths, didn't care about continuing the video, and ran outside.
For a while, Zhang Lifeng and Li Yongli, while buying and playing, also ate the legend of vomiting, which spread throughout the school.