Chapter 2 The little monster blowing in my face

"I'm sorry for being a little bit of a mouthful. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"Hmph, you seem to be ignorant, but you seem calm."

"You didn't hurt me until now, did you?"

"Hmm."

"Then can you tell me that you really are..... God, not a demon? ”

"What is God? What is a demon? You have power beyond your reach, and that is God. ”

"That'...... Is there really a demon in this world? ”

"Found it unbelievable? Not so long ago, well, no, once upon a time, you humans worshipped me religiously. ”

Although it claims to be a god, in my understanding, it may be more appropriate to define it as a demon. I tried to recall all kinds of historical myths, trying to find out exactly when humans worshipped a snake demon as a god. But my knowledge of mythology is so limited that I can't find a match for it.

That didn't dampen my excitement and excitement, though. It was as if I had discovered some new continent, and there was a fire burning in my chest. Gods and demons, creatures that only exist in TV movies, appeared in front of me alive like this.

Are they the same as humans, with incomprehensible emotions and never-ending curiosity?

I didn't doubt its words. Even I couldn't believe that I had accepted the situation so easily.

Maybe the excitement outweighs the fear. Or maybe I'm naturally indifferent, and I only entrust a little bit of family affection to my dad. People who don't even care much about themselves have so much mind to care about things that they are not interested in.

I was still thinking about something I didn't know, and I realized from the unbelievable situation that I had just seen that the snake had bitten the place where it had begun to seep blood.

Oops, the excitement was so much that I forgot to stop the bleeding.

I didn't have time to disinfect it, so I pulled a napkin and held the wound down, and looked for hemostatic medicine everywhere.

"Human, what are you doing?"

"Don't speak! Hemostatic drugs, hemostatic drugs, hemostatic drugs, where the hell is it, where is it? ”

I could already hear the sound of rustling outside the door, something crawling up, many, big crowds. I can already imagine them in dense packs, in droves. It's a nerve-wrenching experience!

Found it, hemostatic medicine.

I quickly poured the hemostatic medicine on the wound and took some more by mouth. The bleeding from the wound finally stopped, and the sounds outside the door also stopped.

Throwing myself into the couch, I breathed a hard sigh of relief.

When was the last time you were injured and bleeding?

I can't remember exactly, it's been a long time since I've been injured. My physique is a bit special, and it is not easy to stop bleeding once it bleeds. Especially my blood is very attractive to those snakes, rats, insects and ants, once I bleed, I will attract all the cats, cats, dogs, snakes, rats, insects and ants around me.

I never understood what kind of strange constitution this was, but now, I have to think about things in a mystical way.

After all, the demons have appeared.

I was about to speak, but I found that it had reached me, and it swooped into the air, and flew towards me, and the silver light flashed in front of my eyes, and it was already wrapped around my wrist, staring at my wound, and I felt the danger.

"I almost died when I was bitten by you. But I'm still not afraid of you. ”

"Hmph, when you're really dead, you'll know you're afraid."

"All dead, where to know what is afraid. Life is often more difficult than death. ”

"You human being, the smell of milk has not dried up, you know what life is and what death is?"

It moved a little closer to my wound, and the spitting out of the hyacciacin had already licked my wound.

"yes, I don't know, I haven't died."

"You, forget it, I'm hungry, get me some of your food."

"That's fine, but tell me first, what's going on with my blood. And you, how do I think you're getting a little bigger, just a few seconds after you licked my blood? ”

"No bargaining, just humans, how can they be so arrogant!"

"Dignified gods, how can you deal with a little person like me!"

I made no indifference in my eye with the snake. Even though it was a creature that humans couldn't imagine, and even though it was staring at me with a cold eye on it now, I couldn't be scared of its petite appearance.

People, they don't shed tears when they don't see the coffin. If you are not harmed, you will not be afraid.

"Okay, okay, I'm going to get something to eat." I didn't expect it to be me who compromised first. Well, actually, it's because I'm so curious about it, and I want to know more about it, of course, to please it first.

Since it's a holiday, let's make some hearty food, after all, there is a "guest" at home.

I rummaged through the fridge and there were only two eggplants and some green onions. Well, the fish-flavored mille-feuille eggplant is simple and delicious, I quite like it, so let's do it.

Fry the eggplant first. Add some flour and eggs, stir well, cut two eggplants into thin slices, dip a batter with flour and egg liquid, heat the oil, put the eggplants in the pot, fry them slowly over low heat until the eggplants are golden on both sides, scoop them out. Sauté garlic and chili peppers in a pan until fragrant, and pour in the fried eggplant. And then there's the fish spice. Pour in light soy sauce, pepper, chicken essence, bean paste, cooking wine, vinegar, a little sugar, stir-fry over high heat, finally add peanuts and chopped green onions, stir-fry, and remove from the pot immediately.

Fish-flavored mille-feuille eggplant, it is finished.

Well, it's quite fragrant. It seems that the cooking skills that I have learned by cooking alone on weekdays are still good.

At this time, the rice is almost ready.

I brought the dishes and rice to the table: "There's nothing in the fridge, so you can eat some today." ”

However, how does a snake eat? Imagine a small silver snake stretching out its snake letter and licking the rice in the bowl, and its tongue flexibly curls and moves, like, a little cute?

Inexplicably a little excited.

As a result, all I saw was a flash of white light, and a bowl of rice and a plate of fish-flavored eggplant were gone. Then I saw the snake looking at me with disdain, as if to say "I've seen through you, human".

"Hahaha......" I couldn't help but laugh again. This snake is so cute, can you wipe the rice off the corner of your mouth before you make a proud expression?

Ahem, I forgot, snakes don't have hands. I'll serve it for free.

As soon as the hand reached in front of it, it quickly retreated: "What are you going to do, looking for death?" ”

"No, I just want to wipe your mouth."

"Hmph, stupid human, did I say you could touch it?"

"Then the rice grains in the corners of your mouth ......"

I saw it shake its head, but it didn't shake off the rice, and it shook it again, but it still didn't shake it off. It seemed a little annoyed, and shook its head violently, as if I had seen the "shy" blush on its face.

Taking advantage of its unpreparedness, I caught the little snake with a "grappler", and then wiped off the rice grains from its mouth with lightning speed: "Okay, it's clean." To prevent it from being annoyed by embarrassment, I quickly changed the subject: "Is the food still the same as the appetite?" ”

"It's not bad, no, human food tastes the same, it's very average. Try something else next time. ”

"Are demons so arrogant?"

"Don't compare me to that inferior creature."

"God is so arrogant?"

"You-"

"By the way, I heard that demons can become humans, what about you, can you also change?"

"If I suck you dry, maybe."

"Huh?"

"You say, should I suck you dry now?"

Is this full and starting to be a demon again? Just talk about it, don't practice fake tricks!