I don't know what's going on in the past two days, Meng Po has very little work, and after a whole day, there are only a dozen or so people who come to reincarnate. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, Meng Po was free and her mood improved.

For some people who don't want to drink soup, they are also more tolerant.

For example, this fat man has been hesitant since he came to Nai He Bridge, and has been looking back, as if he is looking for someone, and he has no intention of drinking soup.

"Fatty, yes, can I still call myself except that you are fat?" Meng Po shouted with an iron face, although she did gain a few pounds in the past two days.

"You are the famous Meng Po, that's the case, I was martyred with my wife, thinking that I could be reincarnated together in the next life, so what if you let me wait for her? We said let's go up the bridge together! ”

The fat man was stained with black mud on his face, and when he spoke, he vomited sludge and water plants from time to time, Meng Po estimated that he was probably jumping off the bridge in the wrong posture, and plunged into the mud with low water.

Meng Po glanced at her watch and found that it was still early, so she said: "Okay, anyway, I don't have anything to do today, Mother-in-law, I'll wait with you for a while, half an hour is the deadline!" ”

"Ahh Thank you mother-in-law! Thank you mother-in-law! He shook the fat and wanted to give Meng Po a bow, but as soon as he lowered his head, the sewage in his stomach was like a small water gun, gurgling and squirting out.

Meng Po was so frightened that she jumped back, and just wanted to scold him, when she saw another figure walking over on Huangquan Road.

The fat man suddenly looked very happy, and jumped out at once: "You little white face! Hahaha, why did you die early? Retribution! It's long overdue for you to hook up with someone outside! Let you hook up with my wife! Let you hook up with my wife! I tell you that beauty only loves me alone! ”

The fat man looked relieved, and even his nose couldn't help but burst into the muddy water of joy.

"Yard retarded." The thin man threw over a caring and mentally handicapped look, held his head and found a big stone, sat down, looked at the fat man with a thoughtful look, and after a while, suddenly said: "Do you think that beauty is really willing to be martyred with you?" ”

The fat man looked at him with his nostrils and did not speak.

"She is willing to be martyred with you is a set up by us a long time ago, she has already cheated on me, she was going to divorce you, but I took a fancy to your property, so I told her that when you die, she can inherit your property in the name of the law and marry me."

Speaking of this, the thin man sighed faintly and touched the hole in his head: "Isn't it just for a fortune, as for it?" I'm going to get a headshot, and I'm going to die of Lao Tzu! ”

The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he fell to the ground all of a sudden, black water churning out of his mouth.

Meng Po looked at these two people, and suddenly became happy, she has been only caring about work all these years, and she has not heard such an interesting story for a long time, so she took out the fragrant melon seeds, sat on the edge of the bridge and swallowed, and asked gloatingly: "Fatty, why are you martyred?" ”

The fat man suddenly cried: "It's all my parents!" If it weren't for them ... If they hadn't been forcing me to divorce Beauty, I... Can I die with beauty in one go? Woooooooo I should have listened to my mother! ”

The thin man rolled his eyes: "Sure enough, it's the killer arranged by your parents!" ”

The fat man's eyes were red from crying, and he glared at the thin man viciously.

"Liu Da Fat! You don't have to die well! A high-pitched and shrill female voice came from Huangquan Road.

"What sin I have done in my last life! Planted in the hands of these best in your family! I finally got rid of your rice bucket, and in the end I still died at the hands of your parents! ”

Meng Po looked at it with a smile, presumably this woman is the legendary beauty.

Indeed, although she is not as beautiful as herself, she is also beautiful.

The thin man on the side was very surprised: "His parents? ”

The fat man's face was extremely shocked when he saw the beauty: "What's the matter?" You, didn't you lie to me? ”

"Alas!" Beautiful looked at the fat man unwillingly, "Your parents knew the news of our martyrdom, and when they ran to save you, you were already dead, I didn't jump, and I was found before I could escape, they beasts!" ”

Meili fell to her knees and screamed in pain: "They beasts have pushed me down!" It's so inhuman! ”

The thin man opened his mouth, completely stunned.

Meng Po was also stunned, found a branch and began to draw a relationship diagram on the ground.

"My son! Why are you so stupid! Suddenly, a couple ran over hand in hand, and when they saw the fat man, they cried bitterly, "Mom and Dad are here to accompany you!" ”

The fat man's eyes almost popped out: "I'll go!" Mom and Dad! How did you guys get here! ”

"I don't know which one of the immoral ones on the side of the bridge threw a bomb and killed us!"

The fat man said to himself: "My parents have blown up... ”

Long.

The thin man suddenly raised his hand: "It's me, I want to swallow this money alone, so I hired the most famous killer in the whole process, Peach Blossom K, to wait over there, and when I saw that Mei Mei didn't jump, I threw a bomb over it." He had a look on his face, "I didn't expect to get revenge in the end!" ”

"What! Do you also hire Peach K? The fat man's parents were confused.

The thin man nodded in amazement.

"That's right, I took your money and blew your head." A man in black walked over slowly.

Meng Po's melon seeds were pinned between her teeth, and the corners of her eyes twitched, this amount of information made Meng Po, who had not thought about things for thousands of years, unable to turn around, in fact, she had given up treatment.

The parents of the thin and fat men cried out: "You! Peach Blossom K! ”

The fat man's parents shouted again: "Then why did you come down again?" ”

Peach Blossom K threw his clothes into the Lechuan River in a chic manner: "There are people coming and going on the bridge, it is a suicide and a bomb, and I can be traced down with a pen, twenty police cars, dozens of bullets, what the can I say?" ”

He walked over to Meng Po lightly: "Beauty, don't look at it, hurry up and give Lao Tzu a bowl of soup, Lao Tzu never wants to be a human being anymore!" ”

Meng Po's heart moved, and she grabbed him: "It's good if you don't want to be a person, there is a lack of ghost work in the underworld recently, do you want to be it!" ”

"Dang! As long as you are not a person, you can do anything! Peach Blossom K excitedly agreed.

"You, you, you!" Meng Po twisted her face and shouted impatiently: "Yes! Fat, thin, and female, all come and drink soup! Reincarnation! ”

Everyone came over dejectedly, and drank the soup one by one.

Looking at their distant backs, Meng Po sighed, scratched her head, leaned down and took out melon seeds and said, "Come on, come on, tell me again, what kind of plot is this?" ”