Chapter 5: What have you done to me, you ruthless, unjust, and vexatious woman
The bald head listened to Xuanyuan Fei's words, his face changed, and he said curtly: "Don't wronged people, how can I be a prisoner, it must be him, didn't he soak his clothes in the water just to hide the fact that he escaped from the water." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Yumi also accosted beside him: "Yes, yes, the bald brother is right." ”
Xuanyuan Fei rolled his eyes and said to Yumi, "What kind of police are you?" ”
"Traffic police." Yumi replied.
"No wonder that." Xuanyuan Fei nodded: "I see. ”
"What do you mean?" Yumi asked strangely.
"IQ is a problem." Xuanyuan Fei sighed, the green tendons on Yumei's head burst out, and he was about to speak, Xuanyuan Fei continued: "Think about it, we didn't say that the robber escaped from the water, how could this bald head know." ”
"yes, how did he know?" Yumi asked strangely.
Xuanyuan Fei raised his forehead and said: "IQ, he is the murderer." ”
The bald head waved his hand again and again and said, "No, no, I guessed it by looking at the water stains at the door, yes, that's what happened." ”
"Guessed? Hum. Xuanyuan Fei sneered: "You dream, the water stains have dried when you open the door, don't say that you didn't guess, even if you guessed, the long hair of the suspect you identified is still deadly, such a short time, such long hair, you don't have a hair dryer or anything like that, just rely on the sun, then you have to be sunbathed for a hundred and eighty days, as for you, the bald Dafa is good, just wipe it and it's over." ”
The bald head shouted, "Get up." So he put Xuanyuan Fei and Yumi away and ran out.
Yumi immediately went to chase after him, Xuanyuan Fei glanced at Asai Zhi, who was already stunned, spread his hands and said, "I'm not leaving, I'm really a stupid traffic policeman." ”
At this moment, a hand reached over and grabbed Xuanyuan Fei's arm, it was Yumi, Yumi pulled Xuanyuan Fei into the police car, stepped on the accelerator, and the police car ran up with a swish.
"Didn't you go after that guy? Besides, didn't you promise me to let me go? What are you pulling me for? Xuanyuan Fei yelled in the car.
"The man ran away on a motorcycle." Yumi said.
"Then you still have time to pull me away." Xuanyuan Fei shouted.
"It's good to run, and it's even more exciting to run farther. Sit tight. As she spoke, Yumi stepped on the accelerator, and the speed of the car was raised to a new level.
Xuanyuan Fei hurriedly fastened his seat belt: Joke, a six-year-old son of the god of death without the power of death will and will fall apart if he crashes, not to mention that this woman is a madman, and the car is driving so fast. So Xuanyuan Fei's wail came from the car.
"Che Che Che Che is about to crash."
"Red light, sister, red light. Damn, if you really dare to break in, the police car can run a red light casually. ”
"Sister, you should slow down when you cross the corner."
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After breaking through three red lights and violating countless traffic rules, he finally caught the bald man, nothing thrilling, after being chased, the bald man obeyed the law, obediently handed over the robbed money, and obediently followed into the police station, in this regard, Xuanyuan Fei just wanted to say: "You are so cowardly, what kind of money are you robbing?" What are you running? The most important thing is what do you shave your head? I didn't have a chance to escape. ”
Xuanyuan Fei had no choice but to wait in the police car for Yumi to hand over the prisoner back, lonely as snow.
After waiting for a while, Yumi opened the car door and got into the police car.
Xuanyuan Fei immediately shouted: "This bald head has been caught, what are you still holding me for, I want to get out of the car, you quickly unlock the car door." ”
"You're going to get out of the car, okay, tell me how you knew the bald head was a prisoner, you know, the prisoner may just be passing there, not necessarily there. It could also be that the prisoner opened the door and quietly put it in the basin, and the bald head and long hair were not found. Yumi looked at Xuanyuan Fei and said.
"First of all, that possibility is too small, and secondly, I said that the bald head is a prisoner and I am also deceiving him, so that he can show his feet, and it will also reduce the time for you to collect evidence. You can let me go. Xuanyuan Fei said.
Yumi's face suddenly glowed: "Then you said that I was stupid to anesthetize that bald head, I am actually very smart." Right? “
"No, you're really stupid." Xuanyuan Fei said.
Yumi's face drooped all at once, and as soon as she twisted the key and stepped on the accelerator, the car ran away.
"Didn't you promise to let me go? Where are you going to drive now? Xuanyuan Fei shouted.
"Your school." Yumi said.
"Stupid, I didn't tell you what school I was from." Xuanyuan Fei said proudly.
Yumi Chao Xuanyuan Fei smiled slyly and said, "Didan No. 1 Elementary School." “
"How do you know?" Xuanyuan Fei exclaimed.
Yumi blinked and said, "I checked." ”
"You're violating privacy, I'm going to get off, I'm not going back." Xuanyuan Fei began to push the cart door.
"I'm stupid, I can't hear you." Yumi said proudly.
Xuanyuan Fei had no choice but to give in after struggling to no avail: "Sister, look, you are so smart, you must remember our agreement, put me down." ”
"Then what do you say about that one hundred and eighty days of sunburning, that long hair will dry in about an hour." Yumi asked.
"You don't understand, it's a soy sauce advertisement for the world." Xuanyuan Fei said.
Yumi kicked the accelerator again, and the car increased its speed again.
"Put me down." Xuanyuan Fei shouted.
"You still call me stupid, I don't understand you understand, if you understand, you can go back to your elementary school." Saying that, he kicked the accelerator again.
"It's not that you're stupid, it's not that you're stupid, it's that I'm stupid, I don't understand, I don't understand, sister, you can put me down, I just need to go back after school, I can do it myself." Xuanyuan Fei hurriedly said.
"Really?" Yumi looked at Xuanyuan Fei.
"Really. It's true. Xuanyuan Fei nodded repeatedly.
"Am I smart?" Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei nodded.
"Am I pretty?" Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei still nodded.
"Isn't that cute?" Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei still nodded.
"Am I very mature?" Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei nodded knowingly.
"Do you like me very much?" Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei nodded with difficulty.
"I have something to trouble you in the future, will you help me." Yumi asked.
"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Fei nodded mechanically.
Yumi stepped on the accelerator, and as soon as the speed of the car increased, Xuanyuan Fei was surprised: "Why is it fast again." ”
Yumi asked again: "Will you help me if I have trouble in the future?" ”
"Yes, yes, I promise you whatever you say, as long as you stop." Xuanyuan Fei hurriedly said.
"As long as I stop." Yumi asked.
"As long as you stop." Xuanyuan Fei nodded.
"Okay." Saying that, Yumi really stopped the car, Xuanyuan Fei hurriedly got out of the car, and saw the school gate of Didan No. 1 Elementary School and the head teacher with an angry face.
Yumi rolled down the window pane and said, "Remember what you promised me." With that, the car drove away.
Xuanyuan Fei looked at the teacher in a daze: "Teacher, this is a misunderstanding, I went out of sleep after class." ”
"Teacher, don't pinch my ears."
"Don't."
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"It's all your fault, a ruthless, unjust, and unreasonable woman."
"Teacher, I didn't mean you."
"Don't."