Suddenly hearing this amazing monologue, everyone was stunned for a long time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 After a while, Chen Shuo looked at the mosquito spirit strangely: "I suddenly know another reason why you are not welcomed." ”

Edward excitedly asked, "Why? ”

"You guy's painting style is different from others!"

However, Edward did not understand the meaning, and replied with a slightly ignorant expression, "I don't know how to draw." ”

Without speculating on the real case of more than half a sentence, Chen Shuo waved his hand and said: "Forget it, we believe that we are not deliberately doing evil, just take us out from here, there is still something urgent on our bodies." ”

As soon as he heard that his life had been saved, Edward twisted his body with joy, and the translucent wings on his back flashed.

"You also know that the tribute is only paid once a year, and in order to prevent the tribute from running away, the giver will seal the exit before leaving, and if you want to get out of the labyrinth, you must take a long detour."

"How long does it take?"

"It's not too long, about two days is enough. Passing by where I live, I can introduce you to some friends. ”

"No need, most people are friends with many ways, and they are all dragging their feet on me." The answer without going through the brain provoked a squint from the netherworld, and Chen Shuo, who was like a mang, hurriedly added, "In addition to the netherworld, he is simply the guiding light of my life!" ”

"Oh, this handsome guy is called Nether. I don't know what to call you yet? ”

"Just call me the protagonist!" Holding his head high, he shook his hair in a chic manner, and someone replied arrogantly.

"Big Brother ......"

"Wait a minute," Chen Shuo heard that it was wrong, with a unique accent, why did he look so much like Brother Pig...... "Actually, my surname is Chen, and my name is Shuo." ”

Edward can be called the mountain god from outside, and he is definitely a goblin who is good at dealing with human feelings, and he said without changing his face: "They are all good names, only happy, even if they change one every minute." Anyway, it's just a title, feel free, I'll call you a wizard. ”

From the other party's wording, Chen Shuo understood that Edward regarded himself as a schizophrenic. In fact, it is not wronged, after all, if you can learn the mysterious and mysterious survival skills of cultivation and magic, you will definitely be out of the life circle of normal people.

"By the way, let's take the children here away, you don't have an opinion, right?"

"Of course not, if you can solve this problem easily, I will cook it myself, thank you."

I thought that Edward was taking a polite sentence from his own obscenity, but the moment he opened the wooden box, everyone understood the sincerity of the mosquito spirit.

Slowly crawling out of it was a creature with a rickety figure, crouched next to the box, looking up timidly at everyone. With a huge head and a skinny rib body, it looks like the evil elves in the Lord of the Rings movies come out to play.

"Now you know my suffering, I used to read mythological novels, and the food offered to the gods was three animals, that is, live sheep, horses, and cows. This village is also too unusual, and it sends people away as if they are desperate. I suspect that they can't afford to support themselves, so they came to slander me. ”

"......" The kind-hearted Chen Shuo didn't take the opportunity to make up for the knife, and there are feudal and backward places that specially send daughters-in-law to the river god.

Unexpectedly, the ghost nodded thoughtfully, obviously making the mosquito spirit think that he had met someone who could understand his suffering, and then poured bitter water: "Especially in the past two years, the quality is outrageously poor, and the poor appearance of only two taels of flesh on the body, it looks so bumpy!" He's embarrassed to bleed, I'm too embarrassed to drink it! ”

I never thought that I would be able to meet such a conscience mountain god who spoke five times, four beauties and three loves in my lifetime.

After the catharsis was completed, Edward began to care about the intention of the guests: "Wizard, are you here for tourism or looking for materials?" ”

"It's all there." Chen Shuo, who was at a loss for the road ahead, was powerless to answer.

"Edward, we want to know if anyone here has heard of the Secret Order?" The Netherworld, who had been carefully observing the route all the way, was obviously not at ease with the sudden appearance of magical creatures.

In the days of sharing joys and sorrows, Chen Shuo always wanted to persuade him to look away, after all, many bad things happened in his previous life, and after being reborn, he had changed the trajectory of his life, why should he live with a suspicious mentality. The Netherworld always smiled desolately, shook his head and didn't speak.

"I've heard that they seem to be separated from here by a strait, do you want to be a guest? I've heard that invitations are hard to come by. ”

The two who had accidentally hit each other looked at each other in surprise, and asked while the iron was hot: "Is there any other way to get in besides the invitation?" ”

"You're going to break in? Estimation is difficult. But they do come here once in a while to put on a stunt show, so you can ask when the time comes. ”

"Stunts?"

"yes, it's to show off their latest gadgets, sometimes singing wooden dolls, sometimes unmanned aerial vehicles."

I have to admit that the path of the secret school is really wild, and it is basically incompatible with the era of the unification of Xiuzhen.

"It's here, it's here!" The mosquito spirit excitedly pointed to an inn, "This is my house, let's rest before going on the road." I cooked two hard dishes myself. ”

After all, he has been a cultivator in Bigu for a long time, and Chen Shuo and Netherworld are not very looking forward to it, only Rarity is seduced and jumped in.

Originally, I thought that this was a fairy territory, and the signature dishes were crab meat buns, sauerkraut fish, etc., which were too ordinary. However, braised green dragons, boiled hydras, and mermaid sashimi are too exaggerated, right?

"Your family still runs a black shop?"

"Don't dare to lend me the guts, any goblin here will crush me. It's a bit cheap, but I still want to live. ”

"Is that a false advertisement on the wall?"

"Not really."

Edward quickly revealed the secret that his snack bar could stand tall on this territory, and even chose him as the spokesperson of the mountain god.

Braised green dragon? Oh, that's just a few foreign crocodiles that burn and loot, and they're all distant relatives of dragons anyway. Rather than living in time, it is better to bless the stomachs of the local residents. As for the aroma, wouldn't it be okay to pour some dragon blood?

Boiled hydra? It wasn't a rare spirit beast, it was just nine snakes boiled together, and then carved with amazing sword skills. You can also put some dragon blood to enhance the flavor.

Mermaid sashimi? Those fish meat are real, with two highly skilled plastic surgeons, just to the beach to do a free publicity, plump mermaids rushed to come over to liposuction, cut meat, so obedient that you say cut there.

As for how did dragon's blood come about? Since the dragons are not good at cooking, they tempt them with delicacies. Anyway, these can be regenerated, and they should donate blood.