Chapter 007: Prized Q&A gives you a bonus, and a non-prized Q&A gives you your life
The black-clothed people jumped into the courtyard and fought with the guards on May Fourth, and the scene was extremely chaotic for a while. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Fan Taichang, the magistrate, hurriedly walked up to the emperor and shouted to escort the car. I saw him screaming loudly, but in fact, his body was trembling, and I thought to myself, saying no, no, but his body was very honest. Bai Yonghui drew the long sword at his waist and rushed out with an arrow step, and the white figure was very conspicuous in the night.
Anyway, it was all about assassinating the emperor, and I wouldn't harm others and myself if I hid far away, so I consciously approached the edge of the wall.
After a chaotic fight, the group of Assassins, knowing that they were outnumbered, shouted a few times and fled. It's really not the professionalism of an assassin, it's a robber who runs away if you can't win, but you are an assassin, shouldn't you treat death as home?
The darkness in my heart is that I hope that the assassin will stab our noble emperor like a hedgehog, so that he will be bedridden and I will not have to investigate any massacre.
Unexpectedly, this group of assassins was so useless.
When the guards saw the Assassin fleeing, they all rushed out. The courtyard, which had been noisy just a moment ago, became quiet, and the ground was covered with blood and fallen leaves, and it was so cold that you wanted to sneeze. Are you guys playing flash mobs? This is too unprofessional.
After the courtyard was quiet, Fan Taichang was still shouting about escorting or something, I said in my heart that your acting skills are too clumsy. If in our modern age, a random department-level cadre will kill you in seconds.
"Hey, if you perform so hard, the emperor won't award you the best actor, save it." I stepped forward, pointed at Fan Taichang, and said in my heart that you are at most a dragon actor, and I, the person who has crossed over and is immortal, is the object of the protagonist's halo blessing.
Seeing that I had punctured his clumsy performance, Fan Taichang walked to the side with great interest, his legs still shaking. The emperor is calm and relaxed, and he is not chaotic in the face of danger, otherwise how can he be the emperor? I was still thinking about what had just happened and decided to make a sycophant.
"The Emperor's ・・・・・・"
As soon as the words came out, a man in black jumped in from the courtyard tumbling over, with vigorous skills, holding a single knife, looking very dragging, which instantly attracted the attention of the emperor, Fan Taichang and me.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I'm an Assassin." That person, the emperor and Fan Taichang's faces changed greatly when they heard this, and they were as white as the faces of the little boy who was coated with flour in "The Grudge".
Okay, I know you're a slippery fish, but can't you wait until I'm done talking before you come in? When can't the emperor kill? Thinking of this, my mind turned, the emperor was hanging, wouldn't there be no one to trouble me.
I grinned, the candle flame illuminating my teeth, and I felt only a row of lights flashing. I turned sideways and made a gesture of invitation at this moment, letting go of the road of life that led directly to the emperor.
The single knife slashed at me, and I dodged it in a hurry, dodging the assassin's slash.
"I'll go, are you a tease, the emperor is over there." I pointed to the emperor who was so frightened that his face was covered with sweat, as if he hadn't taken a shower, and said angrily.
The man snorted, "What does the emperor have to do with me over there?" The person we want to kill is you, hand over the things quickly, or we will chop you up a fat woman. ”
I was dumbfounded when I heard it, I don't even know what you're looking for me for, thing? What is it? Skincare? Skincare? Damn, I knew that people here like skin care products so much, and Lao Tzu should wholesale a lot of Dabao SOD honey to make a lot of money.
"I warn you, don't look down on fat people, they will make you suffer every minute." I was furious when I saw that the Assassin had disrupted me personally.
Without saying a word, the assassin slashed at me with a single knife. The situation was critical, and I could only dodge, but this terrible layer of fat hindered my flexible mind, and I had more than enough strength to dodge two knives, and I gasped for breath. A single knife slashed at my head.
"Pause!" I reached out with my hands lightning to clasp the blade of the single knife with both palms, but I miscalculated the time, and the single knife slashed off my head. I only felt that the heavenly spirit cover tightened, and with a bang, I was cut to the ground.
My head didn't split, and when I hit my scalp, he suddenly reversed the knife and used the back of the knife. But my head was still smashed out of a bag.
"Hmph, if you don't hand over your things, do you think you're going to die so easily?" The man crouched down, put the blade on my neck, and lifted me up, looking like he was strong.
"Excuse me," people are under the eaves, they have to bow their heads, in front of the blade, even if you are steel, you will become a finger twister, not to mention that I am still flesh and blood, love life, everyone is responsible, "What you are talking about is not 'skin care'?" ”
When the man heard this, his face changed greatly. Although his face was covered with a cloth, I could still see joy and excitement in his exposed eyes, well, the "skincare" finally worked, and I felt that my chubby face was cute.
"'Skincare', where?" As he spoke, he touched me, please, I had nothing but fat and fat. Do you want fatty oil, you can also fry peanuts and drink wine when you refine it.
"Not on me right now. What do you want to 'skincare for'? What is the purpose? Who are you? ”
The man snorted, "Is this the time for you to ask questions?" ”
I laughed, "If you don't say it, then I have to stop talking about it, and let 'skin care' fend for itself where I'm hiding." ”
When the man saw that I was anti-guest, he gritted his teeth and said, "Have you lost your memory?" Aren't we the same? ”
"Same?" A quick search in my head was, what is the same? Identity? Objective? Qin Hongmei is also an assassin? Is there such a fat assassin? This bastard is trying to confuse the public, so that the emperor and the magistrate will suspect me.
I pouted, "Who's like you?" ”
"You bastard, hand over the tiger talisman." The man reached out and grabbed me by the collar and grabbed me by the throat, leaving me breathless.
My heart clanged, and the cloudy sky opened up and the sun shone on the earth. What kind of skin care, dialect accent kills people, tiger charm, yes - tiger charm!
"Let go, let go, let go, I'll tell you."
He let go of the hand that was holding my throat, "Where's the Tiger Talisman?" Say it. ”
"I said yes, then you have to tell me what the Tiger Talisman is and what it does? Otherwise, I won't say anything about killing me. ”
His eyes were dripping in the black mask, and I guessed he must be lying, so I decided to stop him and say, "Don't lie to me, or else, hum!" I just want to verify that the information I got is different from what you know, you say it first, you say it and I will tell you what I know, if you make it up, then, this exchange of information failed. Do you understand? "I'm going to overwhelm him in momentum first.
He nodded, "Tiger Talisman Kills ・・・・・・・"
The cold light flashed, and the man's neck was sliced open, spurting blood outward, and before he could finish his words, he fell to the ground and died. Behind him stood Bai Yonghui, holding a long sword in his hand, and asked me Sister Qin Qin with concern, are you okay, and then knelt down and said to the emperor that it was too late to save the driver, please forgive him.
In my heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, exchanging information, and failed!
Why are you going to die later, and the emperor doesn't have an emergency drive, what the hell is the "Tiger Fu Killing" he said before he died?