Chapter 130: Go Down
On the seventh day, Chen Shuo felt that his body was no longer so light, and there was a strong suction force that kept pulling him, as if he was about to decompose on the spot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Is it finally coming to an end? Chen Shuo quietly closed his eyes and waited, until a chill rushed to his heart before he opened his eyes, sure enough, it was a bull head and a horse face, although in the legend they are a terrible existence, now it looks like a cartoon character, a little cute.
"What's the matter, are you obediently following us, or are we leashing you?" Ma Mian shook his supple loose fur and asked good-naturedly.
"Hehe, I've been waiting for a long time, and the two of you are leading the way." Chen Shuo laughed happily when he heard that he could escape from this stinking cave.
The bull head glared at the already terrifying eyes, after so many years of bad work, he had also met many people with smiles on their faces when they were dying, but they were generally at the end of their lives or their wishes had been fulfilled. Facing the bright smile in front of him, and then glancing at the broken body not far away, it doesn't match.
Ma Mian also felt a little strange, poked the stunned bull's head, and asked it to check whether this person had a mental problem, if he really didn't have self-control, it was safer to tie it up.
The bull head who was relieved hurriedly pulled out the roster to check the information, only to see a black iPad flashing cyan three-dimensional image jumping to the top of the screen, rotating 360 degrees to display, and the basic information of the character was also displayed in the upper left. The bull head looked the ghost up and down, and asked hesitantly, "Your name is Chen Shuo?" ”
"That's right! When are we leaving? There was an impatient look on the face of the person who didn't want to stay for a second.
After verifying his identity, the bull's head slashed into the air, and a black hole emitting a cold aura appeared, only to see Chen Shuo happily take the lead and step in, and the remaining two yin cha shrugged their shoulders and followed.
I saw that in the cave that was still pitch black just now, it was like a corner of the theater curtain being lifted, and with a slight shaking, Chen Shuo felt that he was stepping on a light sponge.
The scene in front of you is like water dripping into a lake, shaking a world full of lights. There are all kinds of shops on both sides of the street, such as teahouses, clothing stores, and hotels, especially the queue in front of the hot pot restaurant, which seems to have a lot of traffic.
The street is noisy, and buyers and sellers seem to use their voices to determine the price of the goods, rather than the goods themselves. In other words, that ghost brother's head is crooked, can you get a needle and thread and sew it before going out to shop. This affects the city's appearance, and it hasn't been arrested?
"Eh, I just knew that the Netherworld is still trading."
"Or else? What do you think the people on it are burning paper money for? ”
Ma Mian thought at first that Chen Shuo was an immortal who was punished for the calamity, so he was so familiar with the underworld, but now it seems that it is completely because Chen Shuo has a big heart.
"And will everyone stay here when they're dead? Am I going to get an ID card or something now? ”
"Hehe, think beautifully! In recent years, the above has been peaceful and prosperous, so the population has exploded, and only some souls are allowed to live below for the time being, but they have to apply for a temporary residence permit. And you must have real estate in your name and a monthly liquidity of 10 million coins in circulation. ”
"In this way, as long as the people above burn paper all the time, the bottom can always enjoy Qingfu?"
Ma Mian raised his neck, considering that Chen Shuo would forget it after pouring Meng Po soup, he nodded gracefully and added: "Burn more money to buy roads, and you can also sit at home and enjoy the door-to-door delivery service." Of course, you can also see how serious the inflation here is, generally speaking, 100 million coins is equivalent to 10 coins in circulation. Therefore, the real rich people burn the circulating currency directly, and they also save fees. ”
Knowing such insider news, and looking at the billionaires who are setting up stalls on the street, Chen Shuo just wants to tattoo a tattoo on his arm to warn himself after reincarnation, he must be the most dazzling red, square and square four words "make good money".
The upright bull suddenly interjected: "Brother Ma, how long have you not been to go shopping?" Now you will be caught by burning the currency directly......"
Brother Ma, who was originally disdainful, nodded desperately when he caught a glimpse of the fat ghost passing by, and even floated over and said: "Really, I was burning at home, and suddenly a group of policemen broke in and killed me without saying a word." ”
The ghost who followed the fat ghost grabbed his chain and dragged him to the corner, and came up to him and said, "Don't listen to this nonsense, he is a huge embezzler, I heard that the corruption above has been caught more tightly recently, and he is busy selling stolen goods at home!" Being a thief has a weak heart, and he is scared to death. ”
Hearing this, Chen Shuo wanted to quickly change the tattoo and "make legitimate money".
The first time I came to Difu Commercial Street, of course, it was to slow down and feast my eyes. If you look closely at the chests of the shopkeepers, they all have a blue-black flame-like symbol pinned to them, which is clearly different from ordinary geismas.
At first glance, the streets are full of strange-shaped people. For example, the one on the left, who sat in a wheelchair all his life when he was alive, suddenly became free after he died, and he didn't play with his life. Look at the one on the right, see the body shape and don't treat yourself badly in food, how can you run down and still eat......
Occasionally, the figures of a few geists can be seen, which are somewhat blurry, even close to translucent. Chen Shuo, who was relishing, accidentally passed through one of the souls, causing both of them to tremble uncontrollably.
"Can you walk and look at the dots, if you put it in the 21st century, you will definitely die in a car accident." Ma Mian made sarcastic remarks.
Chen Shuo pouted, the first time people died in a traffic accident, but you didn't come to pick up people.
"Come on, the westbound gate beckons ghosts! The teachers are abundant, the price is fair, the children are not bullied, and the teaching package will be held! ”
"Don't miss it when you pass by, the training institution of the Northern Underworld School has opened, the geographical location is superior, the environment is first-class, not limited to men and women, experiential teaching, learning will not be refunded!"
Plucked out his ears to make sure that he was not an auditory hallucination, Chen Shuo's eyes kept blinking, and he looked at the bull-headed brother with anticipation, with a look of seeking the truth.
The bull head, who was stared at all over the body, nodded, and whispered: "Well, there are a lot of ghost people living below, what a waste of doing nothing!" Under the latest guidelines of the Ten Halls of Hades, ghosts can also cultivate the truth, and they can freely travel back and forth between the human and ghost worlds. However, this cultivation cannot soar to become an immortal, but become a reserve army for the civil servants of the prefecture. ”
In this way, even if you don't have Wanguan's wealth, you can stay in the underworld? Sure enough, knowledge changes fate.
"I don't know what are the requirements of the prefectural government on the talent introduction policy? Actually, I'm already a primordial monk above. Chen Shuo kept dancing his eyebrows, and he was slightly excited.
"The minimum requirement is an out-of-body period! You must be able to freely separate the soul from the body, and resist the pressure of chaos in the material world, otherwise how to go to the underworld to take over the task. ”
Hehe, in the face of Ma Mian's undisguised dislike, Chen Shuo dared to apply for a national civil service with a high Chinese certificate, and finally learned that he was not even qualified to apply.
The blood-red sky of the setting sun envelops the entire Yellow Spring, the streets are paved with special granite slabs, and every step you take is as cold as drinking sprite in winter, and the whole scene reveals a bleak and gloomy atmosphere.
After walking for an hour, the moat appeared in front of me with gorgeous flowers blooming on the other side, and they bloomed as if they were burning with life. Walking over and taking a closer look, the water in the moat is extremely dark and bottomless. When I turned back again, the city gate and moat I had just walked through had disappeared, and there was a pattern of no return, and I was stunned for a while.
At this moment, Ma Mian chuckled: "What, do you know now that you're afraid?" ”
Hehe, now it's all ghosts, the past is like floating clouds, what's so scary? So Chen Shuo smiled provocatively and continued to walk to the rolling red river. There is only one bridge on the turbulent Red River, and there is a crane-haired and childish beauty on the bridge who keeps stirring a cauldron, needless to say, I also know that it is the famous Meng Po, this bridge is the legendary Nai He Bridge.
I saw that the people in line were holding disposable cups and pressing the spout by themselves, tilting their necks to pour Meng Po soup into it, and then walking all the way without looking back, Chen Shuo, who was shallow, was still shocked by this kind of self-service.
"Brother Niutou, I want to ask, what if someone accidentally drinks too much?"
"It doesn't matter, at most my memory is a little worse in my next life, and at least I forget my daily activities, such as always wondering if I have closed the door. The most important thing is that I can't remember anything, so I can only keep leaving a little bit every day, and strive to spit out all the extra drinks as soon as possible. ”
Therefore, the halazi that comes out from time to time for people with dementia is Meng Po soup? Regarding this unsolved mystery, Chen Shuo said that he did not want to verify it at all.
At this moment, Chen Shuo shook his head depressedly, he had developed a good habit of eight glasses of water a day since he was a child, and he didn't eat a drop of water these days, if there was no reminder from Brother Niutou, the next life would be worrying.
This time, you must control the amount, and it is best to only take a sip, and strive to take a Harvard Guangzong in the next life!
Lined up behind a group of ghosts, looking at the six different roads behind the bridge, each of them walked to a fork in the road with their eyes blank after pouring the soup.
The first is the Golden Bridge: Those who have cultivated the Immortal Dharma, the Tao Dharma, and the Dharma while in the world, and have accumulated a large amount of merit, pass through and reincarnate as the body of spiritual power, so as to be fully prepared for the cultivation of the truth again.
The second is the silver bridge: people who accumulate merit and good fruits in the world and benefit the society pass through and serve as special civil servants, such as land fathers, etc., to enjoy the incense of the world.
The third is the Jade Bridge: those who have accumulated merit in the world pass by and are reincarnated as powerful people to enjoy wealth and glory.
The fourth is the stone bridge: people who have made mixed achievements in the world pass by, devote themselves to the common people, and enjoy the blessings of being well-off.
The fifth is the wooden bridge: people who have lived too much in the world pass by, and those who are poor, sick, and lonely and widowed pass by, and devote themselves to the poor, sick, and lonely and widowed.
The sixth road is the bamboo bridge: people who hurt heaven and reason, and are full of evil, pass by, and it is the beast that is properly reincarnated.