Chapter 054: Meet the Fool
Since Paris is the 1st arrondissement in the east and Havana is the 5th arrondissement in the west, Paris is six hours ahead of Havana. www.biquge.info Li Le and his group rushed to the international airport in Hawana at noon, took an Air France flight for nearly 12 hours, and arrived at Paris-Charles de Gaulle International Airport at 6 o'clock in the morning on January 3.
Although there was a bit of a time difference, fortunately, everyone took a nap on the plane, so they were not affected much, and waited for the plane with their parents in the airport hall for more than three hours, until they watched their parents take the plane to the magic capital, Li Le was finally relieved.
Adam just went to the airport ticket hall to make an appointment for a plane ticket to fly back to Cuba in the future, but before he returned, Ah Hua had a stomach upset and went to the toilet.
"Ha~" The fat man on the side crossed Erlang's legs, yawned, and stretched, and at this moment, two French airport policemen came over.
The two policemen, one a stocky young man and the other a stocky middle-aged man, both wore body armor and carried machine guns.
“92g9cb9asdbi1024d8h9as。” The short and fat policeman said contemptuously, Li Le and Zhang Fatzi couldn't understand a mouthful of French.
"Poke your watermelon skin, what does this Frenchman say?" Zhang Fatzi hurriedly stood up and asked Li Le.
"I don't know." Li Le also hurriedly stood up, although he could speak English and speak Spanish, but he couldn't understand the French at all, so he immediately asked in English: "Can you speak English?" ”
"12he9hs9cn09oashd890" The short and fat policeman was a mess of French again, and his expression became much more vicious.
"Mom you." Zhang Fatzi scolded the two generously, anyway, these two people couldn't understand Chinese.
The short and fat policeman didn't say much, pointed to Li Le and Zhang Fatzi, motioned for them to come with him, and then led the way in front.
The language barrier, the gestures can still be understood, Li Le looked left and right, but still didn't see Adam and Ah Hua.
Just when Li Le and Zhang Fatzi hesitated, the tall policeman on the side aimed his guns at Li Le and Zhang Fatzi, and shouted loudly, "GO!" ”
"Let's go! Walk! Walk! Li Le and Zhang Fatzi hurriedly raised their hands and nodded their heads again and again, this Nima got it, don't come to Europe when the time comes, you didn't make any money, you didn't get the award, and finally Nima died in this bird place.
Pushing the size of the luggage, Li Le looked left and right, but never saw Adam and Ah Hua, walked for about thirty meters, Li Le and Zhang Fatzi followed the short and fat policeman in front of them, and entered a small office, except for a desk and two chairs, there was nothing in the office.
"Bang!" As soon as Li Le and Zhang Fatzi entered the office, the short and fat policeman immediately closed the door heavily, and the tall policeman picked up a piece of luggage at random and threw it on the table.
"It's an idiot." Zhang Fat grew on the side, still being aimed at by the short and fat policeman with a gun, and he could only scold angrily at the moment, if it was in normal times, he would probably have picked up the wine bottle and smashed it.
After turning the bottom upside down like this, the tall policeman didn't give up, and picked a suitcase again, the left pick was not good, the right pick was not good, but he picked the selected rum that contained ten bottles of rum that needed to participate in the IWSC competition.
The tall policeman smashed the luggage on the table again, but fortunately, the rum was properly placed and had a lot of anti-collision protection, so the rum was not smashed by the tall policeman.
When he opened it, he saw that it was wine, and the tall policeman laughed contemptuously, and without saying a word, he picked out a bottle of wine and prepared to open it.
“NO! NO! NO! Li Le hurriedly grabbed the bottle of rum and shouted loudly.
As soon as the tall strong man let go of his hand, Li Le finally kept the bottle of rum.
"Haha~" The short and fat policeman suddenly laughed happily, and made a "1" gesture to Li Le and Zhang Fatty with a pleasant face, shook his index finger, and then said in broken Chinese: "One hundred ~ one hundred ~"
"Huh? A hundred what? Do you still speak Chinese? Li Le asked in surprise.
"Lezai, you are stupid, others are here to ask for money." Zhang Fatzi has been in the society for so long, and he has never seen any bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, and as soon as the door was closed, he guessed seven or eight points in his heart, but he didn't expect this to really let himself meet.
"One hundred ~ one hundred ~" Without Fang Cai's fierce god, he still repeated this sentence in Chinese with a smile on his face, plus Zhang Fatty said, Li Le finally understood.
"This Nima is really the whole world is speaking Chinese, these two fools must not be less of our Chinese's money." Although the fat man said this to Li Le, his expression was the same as that of this short and fat fool, looking at him with a smile on his face.
"What then? Don't give it to him? Li Le did the same, looking at the two fools with a smile on his face, talking to Zhang Fatzi.
"A hundred euros is a small thing, but I can't swallow it."
"I have it! Zhang Fatzi, you give money, I'll take a picture! Let's report! Li Le had an idea and said.
“666。” Fatty Zhang nodded, and then pretended to speak Chinese in a foreign accent, pointing at the two of them and asking, "Give Ni two ~ rely on patience and worship ~ ten not ten?" ~”
The two stupid policemen wanted to pit a total of 100, looking at this fat man's gesture, he didn't expect him to understand that he was giving 100 to each person, and the two of them laughed and nodded again and again, "Yes!" Yes! ”
“OK! ~~~" Zhang Fatzi said as he made an "OK" gesture to the two, then took out his wallet from his pocket and deliberately took out a stack of "ten euros" banknotes to buy time for Li Le.
"You come ~ he ~ "
"You two come ~ he two ~ "
"You three come ~ he three ~ "
……
"You come with ten sheets ~ he ten sheets ~"
Zhang Fat Man is like a little urchin singing a nursery rhyme, every time he sings "You one", he puts a ten-euro note in the palm of Humpty Dumpty's hand, and every time he sings "he is one", he puts a ten-euro banknote in the palm of the tall policeman, and so on, until he finishes issuing 200 euros, he stops.
"Thank you~My Chinese friend~" The short and fat policeman no longer spoke French, but instead spoke English to thank Zhang Fatzi, as soon as he finished speaking, he stuffed the money into his wallet, and the two were intoxicated by Zhang Fatzi's beautiful singing and banknotes, completely ignoring that Li Le on the side had already filmed the whole process.