In the end, under the offensive of Yang Xu's mother, who cried, made trouble, and hanged herself, she only paid Wan Yuhan 200 yuan, which was considered to be the end of this farce. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wan Yuhan was unwilling, but the counselor tried her best to persuade her that instead of entanglement with that kind of person, it was better for a strong man to break his wrist and end it early.

Wan Yuhan returned to the dormitory with a sense of anger, no matter how Chen Lan and Wang Yangyang persuaded him, he still couldn't get rid of the bad breath in his heart.

She sat in front of her computer, depressed for a long time, and had nowhere to vent, so she turned on the computer, double-clicked the LOL icon on the desktop, and with a sense of anger, entered the game to find someone to relieve her anger.

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Classic Summoner's Canyon, 5v5 Sentai

The hero chosen by Wan Yuhan is the cute and obscene little Timo.

"Welcome to League of Legends." The cue for the start of the game sounds.

The five heroes of our team are: Teemo, Lux, Crocodile, Ice, and Blind Monk.

The five heroes of the enemy team are: Galen, Ball Girl, Morgana, Widow, and Policewoman.

At the beginning of the game, our team's crocodile made two question marks on the screen: ??

There was silence in the procession, and no one reacted to his two question marks.

Seeing that no one responded, the crocodile typed on the screen: "Which way did Timo go?" ”

Wan Yuhan glanced at the screen, his heart was angry, where was he willing to answer his kind of question, and continued to pretend to be stupid.

Seeing that Timo didn't react, the crocodile couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "Hey...... I met a rookie again, and I couldn't even tell which way to go. ”

As soon as Wan Yuhan heard him say this, he immediately became unhappy, and typed directly on the screen: "Timo assists, professional mushrooms are in sight." ”

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The four teammates of our team, when they saw Wan Yuhan say this, typed speechless words one after another.

Wan Yuhan didn't care what they thought, as soon as he started the game, he went straight to the bottom of the road and ran to hide in the middle of the grass.

"This Teemo, I'm really going to assist in the lower road!" As the crocodile ran up the road, he complained, "Be careful, don't get caught." ”

Han Bing is still optimistic: "It's okay, Timo Jr. assists, sometimes it will work wonders, hiding in the grass and being a yin person, sometimes it works better than Galen." ”

"Galen? I'm dizzy, I'm on the road to the line, it's Galen. As soon as the crocodile finished speaking, he found that Galen on the opposite side had already gone to the bottom of a tower on our side, turned on the dancing mode, and danced in front of the crocodile very arrogantly to provoke him.

The crocodile was still struggling in his heart, whether to go up to the normal attack point Galen, and found that the top of the screen prompted that our teammate was taken blood by the opposite side.

"Who, who? Sent a blood so quickly? The crocodile roared, and he couldn't care less about Galen, who was still dancing in front of him.

The blind monk who had been resurrected in the spring water came to a quiet sentence: "There is actually a first-class regiment on the other side, I am alone, and I will definitely be killed." ”

"What a first-class regiment! Galen is still in front of me, and you were killed by four people on the other side at most. The crocodile said.

"That's also 1V4, it's definitely okay to die?" The blind monk said unconvinced.

Lux in the middle of the road, who had been silent, suddenly scolded arrogantly: "What a noise! It's just the beginning, play hard, and there are opportunities behind it. ”

The two sides have begun to send troops, the battle on the road is fierce, the crocodile in Galen's continuous provocation, finally can't hold it, and wants to face Galen Gang head-on, but the widow who suddenly appears on the opposite side of the jungle behind him, under the attack of the two, the crocodile quickly handed over his head.

"Blind monk! Your sister! Didn't you just say that you sent a blood in 1V4? How could the widow be on the road? You're a blood sent by 1V3, right? "The crocodile was overshadowed on the road, and he couldn't help but be angry.

Wan Yuhan glanced at the dialog box of our team on the screen, smiled contemptuously, and then entered in the dialog box.

"Crocodile, are you stupid? After the opposite 4V1 receives the head of the blind monk, they will naturally return to the line. The widow's skills are already accelerated, and after collecting the head of the blind monk, and then going on the road to support Galen, is it easy to do it? ”

The blind monk also hurriedly supported: "Yes, Timo still understands me." ”

"You two are black, aren't you? So colluded! Seeing that the blind monk and Timo were out of nostrils, the crocodile couldn't help but speculate that the two of them were people who knew each other in reality, and they played together in the game.

"No, I don't even know Teemo, but, judging from Teemo's screen name 'The Feeling of a Drop of Rain', it should be a girl, right? I'd love to know Teemo. The blind monk explained.

While a few people were talking, the screen prompted: Our hero Lux, killed the enemy's mid lane hero Ball Girl.

Lux said arrogantly again, "Don't talk nonsense, okay?" Do you dare to speak with the number of heads? ”

At present, the head of the two sides is 1-1, and our head is Lux's, so everyone is not good at what to say, so they shut up for the time being and concentrate on the game.

Soon, history repeats itself, and when the crocodile chased Galen on the road, he was outflanked by the widow from the back and sent to the head.

"Ahh The crocodile on the road is about to go crazy: "Blind monk!" How did you go on the jungle, the widow on the other side has supported Galen twice, and I haven't even seen your shadow, why don't you come to support me on the road? ”

The blind monk had not yet been resurrected, and was counting down the seconds, and after seeing the crocodile's complaint, he said helplessly: "Don't you see that I am dead?" Moreover, he died on the way to your way, and was killed by the widow alone. ”

"When others are in the jungle, you are also in the jungle, why can others kill you alone when you meet in a narrow road 1V1?" The crocodile asked angrily.

The blind monk shrugged his shoulders and was about to answer, when he suddenly saw a string of Teemo's speeches pop up on the screen.

"Crocodile, are you stupid? The blind monk gave a piece of blood, which was given to the widow. Then you are hit by a double on the road, and the head is given to the widow. The difference between the two heads, although the widow on the opposite side is also in the jungle, but the equipment is much better than the blind monk in our jungle, okay? In this case, do you still expect him to be able to resist the widow's damage in 1V1? Thinking too much, right? ”

Today, Wan Yuhan is angry, and he has nowhere to vent, but the crocodile always says something that does not go through the brain and only wants to vent his anger, of course, he will be criticized by Wan Yuhan for being decent. If she had been on hold, she wouldn't have lashed out at her teammates so fiercely.

The blind monk hurriedly spoke: "Timo, you have won my heart. ”

"You two don't sing duets here, you have the ability, come on the road and help me ambush Galen. I've already been killed twice, and if we don't fight back, our path will be ruined. The crocodile said angrily.

The blind monk was a little hesitant, to be honest, with his current equipment, even if he went on the road and fought against Galen alone with the crocodile, he would have no chance of winning, let alone being ambushed by the widow.

"Okay, you plug your eyes in the grass, I'll come on the road to help you ambush." Before the blind monk could answer, Timowan Yuhan readily agreed, and then said something that made the crocodile vomit blood, "Let you see what real technology is." ”