Volume XIII: 04 Zen Machine
"......" Shen Mu laughed and said, "Hahahaha, you are so deceitful!" There is not a single ghost in this place, how can there be a tiger~"
Wen Renyu said with a straight face: "Youββ! How can this kind of thing be a joke? β
Shen Mu looked at Wen Renyu's face a little ugly, and pouted, "What?" β¦β¦ Are you angry? I just saw that you weren't very happy, so I wanted to tease you...... Big deal, you'll scare me next time......"
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Shen Muyi waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I will never lie to you with a tiger again in the future, isn't it okay!" β
But just as he was saying this, Shen Mu really saw more than a dozen pairs of green eyes not far behind Wen Renyu, so he said, "Wen Ren, look behind you!" There seems to be a wolf there! β
Wen Renyu glanced at Shen Mu angrily and said, "You're here again?" In the same way, who will go on the second time? β
But she couldn't help but look back, and couldn't help but exclaim: "...... Wolves! Oops, it looks like this battle can't be avoided......"
Shen Mu pulled out his light sword and said indifferently: "Fight, fight!" β
Wen Renyu showed the appearance of a female man, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, I will contain the wolves, you break through from the left side and go first!" There's ...... encirclement of wolves over there."
However, as soon as Wen Renyu said this, Shen Mu had already rushed forward, only to see that between the flashes of the sword light, there were two vicious wolves wailing and falling in a pool of blood, rolling on the ground in pain.
Wen Renyu was stunned at this time, she didn't expect Shen Mu's speed to be so fast, just rushed into the wolves in the blink of an eye, and then the two vicious wolves fell, which made her feel that Shen Mu's cultivation must be much stronger than her.
When the other wolves saw the sudden appearance of a fierce man, they were ready to rush up and eat the two humans, and they were thinking about whether to continue the siege or retreat.
Shen Mu cast [Ling Bo Weibu] under his feet, only to see a few sword shadows flashing, and then the death of several evil wolves, where did the other evil wolves not know that they encountered not ordinary people, after a huge evil wolf raised his head to the sky and roared, everyone seemed to have received some order, they scattered one after another, turned around and ran.
Wen Renyu was already stunned, and at this time the air was confused with the smell of blood, she hurriedly ran to Shen Mu's side, looked at the bloody Hanguang Sword in Shen Mu's hand, and asked, "The sword in your hand, can you let me see it?" β
"Of course." Shen Mu wiped the blood stains on the back of his hand, and casually handed the sword in his hand to Wen Renyu.
Wen Renyu took the Han Light Sword, touched it carefully, and couldn't help but say, "...... This sword is cast by the ancient method, the blade is faintly green, the sword intent is awe-inspiring, the essence is introverted, and it can be regarded as a good product in ten thousand. But this sword is good, but unfortunately it contains a fierce and evil aura, and it seems to have drunk human blood, and there are seven ominous points in the sword intent......"
Shen Mu knew that this sword was a fierce sword, but it didn't actually have any effect on him, and it was getting late, so he was ready to find a family to spend the night.
So, continuing along the ancient road, I came across a large white reed bush in the ancient road, and a large house stood in the middle, and the sound of a woman's gentle song wafted in the air.
Shen Mu and Wen Renyu walked to the front of the house, and a green-clothed woman named Zhen Ji walked out, a fairy as beautiful as a picture. But Shen Mu found out that this woman had a demonic aura, it was likely to be a goblin, so he used the Heavenly Eye Technique to see the green-clothed woman, the second layer of Shen Mutian's Eye Technique can be the technique of seeing through all changes, just like Sun Wukong's fiery eyes, sure enough, Shen Mu used the Heavenly Eye Technique to see that this green-clothed woman was transformed by a fish woman, and this kind of monster only likes to eat women.
But Shen Mu didn't break it immediately, he wanted to see if this monster would play Shen Mu's tricks.
As Zhen Ji came to the garden, Zhen Ji warmly entertained the two, especially Wen Renyu, and brought two cups of tea: "Please use tea." β
Wen Renyu naturally didn't know that this Zhen Ji was a monster, and when he saw that this Zhen Ji was so enthusiastic, he thanked him: "Thank you, the girl bothered." β
Zhen Ji smiled and waved her hand and said: "The meal will be good later, the mountain residence is simple, coarse tea and light rice, Zhen Ji is not considerate, please bear with me." β
Shen Mu knew that this monster was going to give them the food that had been transformed by poisonous insects in a while, so he patted his head and said, "...... Oops, I forgot! During the day, I packed food in the restaurant, and I brought it with me, and I could eat it as long as it was hot, and I didn't have to redo it at all. β
But Shen Mu was surprised, all the food he had brought with him before he came, and he couldn't help but exclaim, "Why is it empty?" I packed a lot of food into it, huh? The gourd chicken of the drunken fairy building, the mirror cake of a dream, and the cured beef of Tongshengtang...... Where have they gone? β
Zhen Ji hurriedly said, "...... The two came from afar, Zhen Ji was originally a hospitality, and the son didn't have to ......"
At this time, suddenly a chick popped out, "Chirp, chirp!" β
Everyone was shocked: "......! β
Shen Mu stared at the chicken on the table, "...... I'm going to wipe it...... The gourd chicken came to life?! β
But as soon as he thought about it, he knew it, and couldn't help but say, "This is the ...... on the Yanjia ship."
"Chirp, chirp~" The chick fluttered its wings and looked around the table, as if it hadn't eaten enough and was looking for food.
Zhen Ji smiled: "Ah, what a cute bird~ Look at this situation, the food in this bag, isn't it stealing?" β
Wen Renyu muttered to himself, "...... Do you always think it looks a little familiar......? Yes, I remember! I've seen it in the juggling troupe β it peeked at us in the corner then! β
Shen Mu has already determined that this chicken is the rumored Kunpeng, which is "There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun" in "Zhuangzi Getaway". The Kun is so big that I don't know how many thousands of miles it is; Turned into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles it is. Flying in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky. β
It's like stepping through the iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get there.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, get the Zen machine, get 2000 happiness points."
Shen Mu tried to find this little guy on the Yanjia boat, but he didn't find it, but now he didn't expect that this little guy hid in his bag containing food, and ate all the food in the bag.
He said, "What a gluttonous chicken!" β
Wen Renyu thought that this was the name that Shen Mu gave to the chicken, so he said: "I think it's better to call Xiaohuang." β
Shen Mu was too lazy to care about women in general, so he said, "Okay, okay, Xiao Huang...... Don't blame me, I've fought for it, if you want to blame her, blame her. β
Xiao Huang didn't seem to be interested in the name, "Haw! β
Zhen Ji brought two dishes at this time, and said with a smile on the side: "Hehe, the two of you are really very interesting~ Patronizing and talking, this is what I made myself, the food is rare, please taste it while it is hot." β
Shen Mu was about to expose the true face of this Zhen Ji, but at this time, a man broke in.
The man didn't say a word, and recited a spell to Zhen Ji: "Lingbao talisman, proclaim for nine days." The ferocity dissipates, and the Tao Qi remains. Go to ββ! β
Zhen Ji suddenly turned into an ugly fish woman and scolded the man: "Bastard, bastardββ! Break my illusion, now my true face, what a big dog! I'm going to break all of you and eat you little by little!" β
The man snorted coldly and said, "I can't help myself." β
"Ahhhh
Wen Renyu was puzzled: "Zhen Ji...... How did it come to this, and what ...... is it? β
"Actually, this is a trap set by Zhen Ji, she conjured out of the house, turned into a woman, and lured passers-by into taking the bait." Shen Mu said, then hugged his fists at the man and said, "This chivalrous man, thank you for your help." β
The man waved his hand and said, "No need. Fang Cai's breath was not chaotic, and he thought that he had already made a bamboo in his chest. β
Shen Mu smiled: "I'm ashamed." My name is Le Wuyi, and this name is Wen Renyu. We encountered this illusion trap during our journey, and we wanted to wait for the opportunity to expose it, but the knight took the lead......"
The man nodded and said: "This demon has recently sneaked to the left of Jiangling to be troubled, and he was entrusted by the head of the Xuanmiao Guan Lingxu Dao to come to search. β
Without saying a word, the man left with a sword qi, which was tantamount to discussing with Xiao Yu about hunting some game for dinner, so he skinned a few wolves that he had killed in the wild before and set up a barbecue on a gas bonfire.
Shen Mu's best thing is barbecue, and the barbecue he makes is naturally fragrant, which makes Wen Renyu full of praise. While eating barbecue, Shen Mu thought about how to use monsters as the driving force of the armor.
And Wen Renyu also wanted to barbecue the meat himself, but Shen Mu looked at the meat that Wen Renyu was roasting, and shook his head again and again: "Oh, that's ...... I said, why don't you turn your barbecue? If you bake it like this, it will burn underneath......"
Wen Renyu didn't know anything about barbecue, so he hurriedly apologized: "Ah...... Yes, I'm sorry, I'd better concentrate on meat! β¦β¦ Thank you very much! β
Shen Mu took the half-roasted wolf meat in Wen Renyu's hand. While roasting, he said thoughtfully: "You're welcome...... But I have to think about it, how do I get the youkai to be the driving force of the armor......? β¦β¦ Why don't you speak? β
"Hey......? I'm eating meat, it's delicious. "I heard that Renyu hated Hi Sen, and I didn't hear what Shen Mu was saying at all.
Shen Mu looked at Wen Renyu's eating appearance, and couldn't help but secretly shake his head and said, "Tsk, you are still arrogant...... Hey, you don't have that many bites in one bite! You're going to choke! β
Wen Renyu said disapprovingly: "But I've been biting like this?" β
Shen Mu rolled his eyes, shrugged his shoulders and said, "...... Forget it, you just have to eat happily. β
Then Shen Mu made the other wolves into barbecue meat and fed it to Xiao Huang.
"Chirp~" But Xiao Huang ate all the wolf meat, and he still looked unsatisfied.
Wen Renyu saw that Xiao Huang was really a gluttonous chicken, and couldn't help but exclaim: "...... It's, it's not full yet?! β
Shen Mu pursed his lips and said, "Alas, this is a bottomless pit......"