Chapter 137: Hard Training
As soon as the word "wife" came out, I was instantly stunned. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
The main reason is that I really don't know when the iceberg man had a wife, could it be that he sneaked out in the middle of the night and harmed other good girls?
"You, you ......" Before I could say a paragraph of shock, the iceberg man immediately intercepted my words: "It's not what you think, it's my wife who is marrying Ming Media in the Northern Wu Clan." ”
The Northern Witch Clan has always existed in legends for me, in fact, it is indeed a legend, and even the erudite Great Elder only knows a little about it. Today is also the first time I have heard the iceberg man mention the Northern Wu Clan, and it is also the first time I have heard him mention that he also has a wife.
No wonder he is not only very experienced in life, knowledge, interpersonal relationships, and social experience, but also can say a lot of truths in love.
After he said this, he turned around and kept silent, obviously not going to say any more, but I am a person who can't stand only half a sentence, and I am especially interested in the matter of the iceberg man, so I am not afraid of death and asked: "Is your wife particularly beautiful?" Isn't it particularly virtuous and virtuous, is it particularly kind-hearted? Isn't your temper particularly good? Is it a tiled house? Ahh Isn't it ......"
"I don't know what you're talking about, but what I do know is that she's just as noisy as you." He was a little reluctant to ask me about him, but he finally responded to me. A strange look also rose on his cold face, like a remembrance and a deep pain.
But it was his response that surprised me, since he was a wife, how could there be a husband who didn't know what kind of person his wife was? I was about to ask, but the iceberg man took the lead and said, "Nangong Yan'er's kung fu seems to have improved again." ”
I:!!! Immediately forgetting what he was about to ask the iceberg man just now, a pounce pounced in front of him: "Are you sure?" Where did you improve? Velocity? Spiritual power? Or experience in combat? ”
The iceberg man motioned to me with his eyes to pay attention to the image. It wasn't until I finally became dignified on the surface that I said, "I've improved my kung fu." She put down cruel words in the temple today, saying that even if you can survive to the third level. She'll finish you off at the last level, too. ”
"Hehe, arrogant enough! Let's go! I sneered a few times, the naked pressure and blow made my fighting spirit rise immediately, and I turned around and pulled the iceberg man out of the door.
He paused, "Where are you going?" ”
"Exercise! In the past few days, if I don't work hard to exercise, I won't be Xia Momo! Hmph, dare to underestimate me, how I ravaged her when I saw it! ”
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Although the fighting spirit was high at the time, it was only the first day......
"Iceberg Man! You want to murder! ”
A few angry roars sounded in a certain back mountain, regardless of the image, and with this angry shout, several swords and swords struck one after another, and a faint but cold jade shattered voice: "Concentrate." Now you and I are Nangong Yan'er. ”
The unbridled female voice: "Then you tsundere one to take a look." ”
The voice of the more fierce soldiers meeting each other was still the noisy female voice: "Hey, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?" Anyway, I'm also a big beauty! After this voice fell, it was responded with a more rapid move.
The voice of the soldiers almost overshadowed the increasingly weak female voice: "Iceberg man, you are a monster!" The words "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade" do not exist in your life at all! Ouch ......"
The next day.
I hammered my back and looked at the iceberg man with a blank eye: "I have a small request. ”
A cold look swept over, followed by his cold and lukewarm words: "You still have one day." ”
With a sentence that dismissed all my requests, I rubbed my numb arms and silently picked up the green sword on the ground again.
Day 3.
ran to the back mountain and stepped into the cave of the iceberg man. Pulling him up, who was still meditating, he went straight to the outside of the cave, and said dissatisfiedly: "Do you still have time to rest?" Tomorrow is the big game, and today we will fight another 300 rounds. ”
The movement of pulling him was easily swept away, and he still sat upright on the stone bed. opened a pair of dark blue eyes: "Rest today, don't have any fights." ”
I'm surprised, tomorrow is the temple of the earth. The iceberg man still has time to rest. "But tomorrow is the Great Match of the Temple of the Earth."
"You have other things to do today." He straightened up and stepped off the stone bed. From the pile of clothes on the side, he took out the familiar cloth bag. As soon as I saw the bag. Immediately pointed at him calmly: "Are you really here?" ”
He looked at me steadily, though he didn't say a word. But the expressions and movements are all saying, "I'm never joking." ”
I took a deep breath and was going to accept it nonchalantly. Isn't it just a piece of underwear for the hall master? In the 21st century, there are a lot of men who only wear a pair of underwear to watch the swimming pool, so you don't have to mind too much. So he pretended to have seen the world: "Tell me, what kind of countermeasure is this?" Do you want me to show off the Lord of the Temple's underwear on the day of Tabi? ”
I was a joke, but the iceberg man looked at me very seriously, and then nodded deeply, and in the process of nodding, I could still find a trace from his cold expression: "Finally, there is some enlightenment".
I covered my heart and said a little weakly: "Do you really want me to compete with the disciples in the Sanqing Hall that day, in front of the disciples in the Sanqing Palace, holding a man or the hall master's underwear while fighting with Nangong Yan'er and showing off?" ”
The iceberg man nodded seriously again!
I touched his forehead and said hesitantly, "Are you sure your brain is not caught in the door?" ”
He shook a look of contempt, shook off my hand, and said, "Although this is the hall master's underwear, the hall master has never worn ......" Before he finished speaking, I immediately interrupted him: "How do you know?" ”
He turned to look at me: "I think your focus is wrong, will you listen to me first?" ”
I stuck out my tongue and made a gesture that you say you say.
He continued: "This garment was sewn by Nangong Yan'er for the hall master, but the hall master has never worn it. I hope that on the day of Dabi, even if it is not deliberately showy, at least carry it with you, and it is best to let Nangong Yan'er see it at the beginning, and then all you have to do is provoke her. ”
Hearing him say it on point, I motioned for him to continue.
"Nangong Yan'er has a hot temper, once she gets angry, she will lose her mind, at this time, her spell attack must have flaws, and she will definitely fight with you in close quarters to snatch back this garment, this is your chance!"
He looked at me seriously, his blue eyes flashed with wisdom and cunning: "You are good at hand-to-hand combat, and your reaction speed is fast, you will never be injured by her without accident, what you need to do is to break through her defenses as soon as possible, and then use human acupuncture points to subdue her!" ”
After he finished speaking calmly, he poured himself a cup of tea, and drank it in one go, without the slightest delay. It was as if he had just responded to me, "Do you want tea?" "Good!" Then he indifferently poured himself tea.
He has always been such a person, if you want to complete a thing, you must have figured out the overall situation without you knowing, and then step by step, accurate to 100%, reasonable calculations, and then wait for a suitable time, one word to solve, and then all the problems, the state of distress will collapse like decay in front of him.
The Great Elder was right, if he was given time, he would definitely be a powerful figure. He will definitely stand at the top of the Three Realms Continent and look down on all beings.
He put down the teacup and saw that I was looking at him thoughtfully, and he was not angry, anyway, he was used to my whimsy, he turned his eyes casually, and in an instant, the blue eyes were like a cool style of water, not as natural as Tuobayi's natural charm, nor as amazing and charming as the hall master, but a pure and ultimate beauty that was natural.
He saw that I was still staring at him, and finally spoke calmly: "Don't speak, did you not understand or did you think of something else?" ”
I rolled my gaze and said seriously, "Did anyone tell you?" Are you still very handsome and handsome? ”
I thought that he would ignore my nonsense again this time, as he had done every time before, but I didn't expect him to answer me very seriously at this time: "Yes! ”
Me: "......" finally laughed at this moment, laughing from the heart, because the iceberg man has slowly become normal! (To be continued.) )