Dinner was extraordinarily rich, and the main thing was that I was finally able to be lazy today and not have to cook for myself. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

All the disciples sat in the hall to eat, and behind the screen separated by a gauze curtain sat the lonely hall master, but through the shadow, the hall master did not move the food in front of him at all.

The facial paralysis man, Xiaobai is the same, only symbolically moved the dishes and chopsticks, and finally looked at me lazily, looking at me with a resentful face, Yu'er didn't even come, I don't know where Qixing took her.

The chef saw that several heavyweight people did not move their chopsticks at all, and they were particularly trembling and reparation, cold sweat flowed, and their legs were trembling, and finally they were sent away by the paralyzed man with a cold face.

I grabbed a chicken leg and ate it in three and two clicks, tonight is a vicious battle, I have to maintain good physical strength, I have no image of eating nonsense, the iceberg man next to me looked at me and twitched the corner of his eyes, but he probably also wanted to maintain some physical strength, so he finally didn't stop me, but I found that he moved his stool away from me.

I deliberately dragged the stool closer to him again, and gulped down my gulp, anyway, I was not a lady in the first place, and I didn't need to worry about what the hall master thought of me, whatever others said.

In the end, the iceberg man simply ignored me and reverted to his ice sculpture instincts.

I ate quickly, I ate all the food in front of me and a chicken leg that I snatched from the iceberg man, I wiped my mouth and swept the food in front of the disciples in the hall, almost all of them moved a few bites, and seventy or eighty big men ate as if they were counting the grains of rice. It seems that the hall master, the man with facial paralysis, is really too coercive here.

After I finished eating, I habitually went to see the temple master. Because every time the hall master put down the dishes and chopsticks, I dare to clean up the plates, and it seems that the hall master is also looking at me through the screen. I was wondering, and suddenly a light sentence came from behind the screen, and I was blinded a few times when I heard it: "Finally, I'm hungry, go and make the dim sum you made for me last time, well, it's called durian crisp, shrimp dumplings." ”

My brain thumped, and it took me half a sound to react. I swallowed my saliva with difficulty, and at the same time I heard the sound of swallowing saliva in the lobby one after another. Moreover, all the disciples turned their heads to look at me, their eyes a little excited, and a little ambiguous.

I also find it ambiguous.

The hall master actually called me the end, I'll rely on it! The hell you call me the end!

I really didn't find out when I had such a good relationship with the hall master, and the tone of the hall master, he actually said that he was hungry, although he had always been so casual when he spoke in private. But now it's not private, there are a hundred disciples of the Sanqing Hall here, he told me like this, where is his identity? Where is his authority?

I swallowed my saliva again. There were a few sharp glances in the corners of his eyes, no need to guess, there must be Nangong Yan'er among them.

I'm afraid that the misunderstanding will continue to deepen. Hurriedly bowed down and said humbly: "What does the hall master need?" Even though he was told, the disciple immediately did it. ”

I thought that might clear up a little bit of the misunderstanding. It's just that the hall master is calling me, but the hall master's next sentence instantly made me a little unsteady in breathing: "The shrimp dumplings are still not wanted, it's a little troublesome, and you always scratch your hands when you peel the shell, just durian crisp." ”

I stood there and shook my body a few times, and the sight of a hundred searching eyes in the lobby swept me away. I coughed and wanted to refute again, but the hall master's faint voice came again, in a familiar tone with Mo Xuan-style threat: "You still have two moments of time." ”

I quickly turned around: "...... Disciple retires! ”

I retreated to the door in a depressed manner, when another voice came with an irresistible desire: "I want a copy too." ”

As soon as I heard this voice, my head was loud, and the man with facial paralysis was making a lot of fun!

However, this place is full of disciples from the Heavenly Hall and the Earth Temple, and even if Huo Da is big, he still wants to give him a little face, so I said tactfully: "Senior brother doesn't seem to eat durian." ”

He slumped his face and said as a matter of course: "But I didn't say I wouldn't eat durian crisp." ”

Me: "......" all the girls are bullying me.

I just wanted to turn around, and another hesitant voice sounded a little unconfidently: "I, I want a copy too!" ”

I didn't even have to turn my head, I knew that this sentence was said by Xiaobai, but Xiaobai was so cute, and he took care of me very much, and it seemed a little unreasonable not to agree, so I had to nod again, and immediately walked out of the lobby in a hurry, if there were a few more to eat, I wouldn't have to go to the battlefield tonight.

The chef and master have a lot of insight to cooperate with me, but even so, it took me almost an hour, when I brought the durian crisp into the lobby, all the disciples were already sitting together in a very orderly manner, and there were facial paralysis men sitting on the stage, Xiaobai, Yu'er, behind the screen was still the hall master who bowed his head and drank tea, and his indifferent expression seemed to not care at all about the screen in front of the discussion plan.

I looked for my seat, and found that only the top row and Nangong Yan'er's seat side by side were empty, it seems that this misunderstanding is really big, and I thought that I had an unusual relationship with the hall master, and I didn't dare to offend me, and gave me the same treatment as the princess of Nanguo.

I coughed, ignoring everyone's ambiguous gazes, and raised my chin to tell the man with facial paralysis to get to the point quickly.

The man with facial paralysis didn't seem to see my movements, his face was as heavy as black charcoal, I touched my nose with ash, and thought to myself, really, I didn't even give him a good face when I made a snack.

He took a sip of his tea and finally started the meeting.

Although the facial paralysis man is not very good-tempered, but his brain is very good, he also noticed that the retreat of the zombies in the morning has something to do with the sun, he said that the zombies are active at night, so the zombies will definitely go out tonight, and the target will go straight to Fu'an City.

I agree with him, the zombies are targeting me, I'm in Fu'an City, they will definitely come here. And, perhaps, already on the way at this point.

The disciples of the Sanqing Hall were shocked when they heard the words of the man with facial paralysis, but after a while, everyone was emotional, and their fighting spirit was high, and they swore that even if they died, they would solve this catastrophe.

The man with facial paralysis was still indifferent after taking an oath, and all the disciples sat down again when they saw that his face was calm. Quietly waiting for his speech.

The man with facial paralysis took another sip of tea and suddenly looked at me. Asked a completely unrelated sentence: "What are you doing day and night?" ”

I glanced at the iceberg man, and I didn't expect the man with facial paralysis to know that I was with him during the day. But I'm not afraid of him asking, and even if he doesn't, I'm about to say it.

I cleared my throat and said, "I have a plan to get rid of the zombies completely. ”

I was about to speak, but the man with facial paralysis suddenly interrupted me, turned to the iceberg man, and asked, "You agreed?" ”

The iceberg man pondered for a while, nodded and said, "You can give it a try." ”

The man with facial paralysis looked at me again, "Then tell me about it." ”

Me: "......" dares to underestimate me!

I glared at him. "As we all know, the large number of zombies is the biggest problem, and we have to completely solve them, only to find their dead ......." ”

Before I finished my words, Nangong Yan'er suddenly snorted coldly and interrupted me impatiently: "Isn't the death hole just the eyes?" ”

I glanced at her, and she was clearly fighting against me again, and I said in a flat tone, "Although the eyes are their dead end, they are not the biggest dead end. We're going to annihilate them all. Only their biggest dead hole ...... can be found. ”

She interrupted me with a smile again, and said coldly: "Saying it is equivalent to saying it in vain, Xia Momo, you are really the same as before." It will only be sensational. ”

I chuckled and looked at her, "So the princess has a plan?" Come on, come on, listen to what the most famous Princess Nangong of our Three Realms Continent has. ”

She choked on me. He looked at me indignantly: "Then I want to hear what you have planned." ”

I still didn't change my face and said, "If someone hadn't interrupted me again and again, the strategy would have been offered a long time ago." But fortunately, someone still knows how to retreat. ”

"Xia Momo, you are so bold!" My words easily annoyed her. She wanted to stand up as soon as she dropped the teacup in her hand, but for some reason, her face turned red, but her body didn't stand up as she wished.

Nangong Yan'er tried several times, but the result was still the same, her eyes seemed to be about to erupt fire, but suddenly she thought of something, looked at the hall master behind the screen, and her arrogance disappeared again.

The man with facial paralysis glanced at the hall master out of the corner of his eye, pretended that nothing had happened, and looked up at me and said, "You go on." ”

I also glanced at the hall master behind the screen, obviously it was the hall master who let Princess Nangong extinguish the fire just now, among the people here, only the hall master has this ability, without Nangong Yan'er's trouble, I almost said in one go: "Actually, the senior brother also noticed that zombies are afraid of the sun, in fact, to be precise, zombies are afraid of fire, the sun in June is like a big furnace, as long as the zombies stand under the sun, they will spontaneously combust without us taking action." So that's why they retreat as soon as the sun comes out. ”

The face of the paralyzed man changed, and he obviously understood what I meant, and picked out the missing points in my words: "But as you said, they will retreat as soon as the sun rises, how can we stop them and let them obediently stand in the sun and be exposed?" ”

I shook my head: "The sun may not be waiting for anything, they will attack tonight, but even if there is no sunshine, we still have fire." ”

The man with facial paralysis narrowed his eyes: "So? ”

"So I made a trap three miles away from Fu'an City, and we didn't move, just waiting for them to attack, and once we entered our trap, we could wipe them out."

Danfeng, a man with facial paralysis, had a very charming eye, his brain was spinning very fast, and as soon as my words fell, he instantly understood, "You buried explosives underground!" But as soon as the words fell, he instantly retorted to himself: "You should not have the right to get explosives." ”

Indeed, explosives are very lethal weapons, and when they explode, there will be fire, and the zombies that are not killed can still be burned, so using explosives to deal with zombies is the most time-saving and labor-saving method, and burying them in the ground will not let the zombies perceive the danger.

However, as the man with facial paralysis said, explosives are generally used during the siege of the city, and the current relationship between the west and the south is rigid, and it is even more impossible for people to get explosives.

I nodded and replied to the man's doubts: "So, I made the explosives myself." ”

There was a staggering voice in the lobby, and I knew that many people questioned that I wouldn't, but I was a 21st century person. It's just unfortunate that I watched a so-and-so legend. There happened to be such a trick in it, so I grabbed the iceberg man with the mentality of trying it and developed it with me. As a result, I really hit and cooperated successfully.

The man with facial paralysis looked at me hesitantly, that kind of look seemed to be disdainful, I snorted lightly, took out a small bamboo tube from my arms, flicked the wick on the white wax with my fingertips, and the bamboo tube in my hand was immediately ignited, and I threw it at the man with facial paralysis at once.

The wick of the explosive is very short, so it will explode very quickly, almost within two or three seconds. However, I'm not worried about what will happen to the man with facial paralysis, his third-level zeroing strength is not lip service.

Almost as soon as I threw it out, his eyes shrank, and at the same time he quickly stood up, his hands were put together, and the majestic spiritual power instantly gushed out, and he snorted coldly: "Frozen three feet!" The big clammy ice cube completely froze the bamboo tube that was about to explode in an instant.

He flicked his sleeves and looked at me with a cold face, and I thought his first sentence was: "You actually dare to throw a bomb at me, your wings seem to be stiff, or you look at me with a sneer." Cool to throw? Looks like you've been having a lot of trouble lately...... "And so on and so on I feel like I'm tired of listening to it."

However, to my surprise, his first sentence was: "You actually carried a bomb with you."

I was dumbfounded, and his eyes were too sharp. I immediately felt that I had no confidence, and muttered, "Just, bring a few defenses." ”

The man with facial paralysis ignored my key word of "self-defense". Grasping "bring a few", he said a little angrily: "How many more?" ”

I immediately wanted to slap myself. I can't even make up a lie.

The man with facial paralysis did not back down: "Take it all out." ”

The disciples in the hall all stared at me and the man with facial paralysis, obviously not knowing why he suddenly cared about whether I was carrying explosives or not. Actually, I'm also curious, but with such a large group of disciples here, I'm too embarrassed to ask.

I was panicked by his eyes, and hurriedly put three or four on the ground, and the iceberg man obviously didn't know that I had this hand, and looked at me coldly, as if he was a little angry.

In fact, I am really used for self-defense, tonight's big battle may happen to something, if everything goes well, I will not be nervous to ignite explosives, but, not afraid of 10,000, I am afraid of what if, if there is really an accident, I can only learn Comrade Dong Cunrui once, all the disasters are caused by me, if I die, and change the world is peaceful, I will also die a deserved.

I'm not a girl with big ambitions, and I don't have the heart to save the world, on the contrary, I'm afraid of death, but even if I'm afraid of death, I resolutely decided to tie the explosives to myself, I just don't want to see more deaths and injuries in the future because of me, and even my friends die to save me, so I will definitely not allow it.

Under the sharp eyes of the paralyzed man, I took out another explosive canister, put it on the ground and swore that "I really use it for self-defense." ”

He obviously didn't appreciate my affection, his eyes looked at me directly, I wrapped my clothes tightly in fright, he didn't react to me, and suddenly walked straight to me.

I subconsciously took a step back, and he stood in front of me, not knowing what spell he had used, and suddenly lifted my coat with a bang, and he could see the seven or eight powder cartridges I had hung on my coat.

I was startled, my mind was blank for at least two or three seconds, and I reacted to the noise in the lobby one after another, and the damn man with a dead face actually took off my clothes in front of so many people!!

I was about to get angry, but he was the first to get angry at me and said, "What is this? ”

My anger soared to the highest point in his questioning, I put my shirt on at once, pointed at him and really wanted to slap him, my face was hot red, everyone in the hall was staring at us eagerly, I really had the idea of lighting the powder canister and dying with him.

Although I am a cheeky woman, I often disregard the image, compared to ancient women, I don't take the festival so seriously, but in front of my fellow brothers and sisters, I was stripped of my shirt by a man with facial paralysis, and I can't help but react no matter how thick-skinned I am.

As soon as the back of my head was hot, I sneered at him and said: "I know that you are the senior brother of the Sanqing Palace, and I also know that you are in a high position, but what to do is my business, please give me a little right as a human being." ”

I retreated, just as the iceberg man had already taken off his coat and put it on my body, and moved me to his side, maybe I said it a little heavily, I saw that his face turned white, and his left hand still kept the gesture to take my explosive cartridge.

I lowered my head and quickly buttoned up my shirt, but I didn't dare to look up at him, I thought about it several times, and it seemed that it was really a bit heavy.

Although the man with facial paralysis has never given me a good face on weekdays, he saved me in several times of crisis, and although he has a nasty mouth, he can be regarded as taking care of me very much. He did not hesitate to fight against Nangong Yan'er, and when I was seriously injured, he also asked Master Feng to diagnose and treat me......

I regretted it almost after I finished speaking, but the words that came out were like water spilled, and he was wrong today, why did he always show me a face, and actually picked my clothes, and I was not him.

The more I thought about it, the more chaotic my brain became, and there was already silence in the lobby, and the man with facial paralysis was shocked by the scene, and he only stayed in despair for more than ten seconds before he reacted. As soon as he withdrew his hand, he turned around and walked back to his seat, turned back to the topic and said in a deep voice: "The plan for this encirclement and suppression is according to what Xia Momo, a disciple of the Earth Temple, said, now let's redivide it, and all the disciples of the fire attribute will be listed......"

The man with facial paralysis looked calm, as if nothing had happened just now, in fact, I was also in a trance, how did things become like this just now?

I patted my head in annoyance, the iceberg man had already put on his clothes again, he glanced at me, and suddenly said seriously: "You broke his heart." ”

I was stunned, thinking to myself, it's not that serious, would someone as strong as a man with facial paralysis still be sad?

I looked at him suspiciously, but the iceberg man didn't speak, listening carefully to the deployment of the facial paralysis man.

I thought about it and didn't come up with a rough idea, I remembered that in the 21st century, when a friend of mine evaluated me, she said that I seemed to know all kinds of love philosophies, insight into people's warm feelings, often give advice to others, and win over fate, but in fact, I didn't understand anything, just a love idiot, life brain-dead.

I thought about it and found that she was worthy of being my best friend for sixteen years.

After I finished thinking about this, the man with facial paralysis had already finished his deployment without expression, and I heard in a daze that it seemed that the defensive formation was still the same, but all the outermost disciples were replaced by fire attribute disciples, so that the defense behind would not be too difficult. Another point is that, according to me, stand still, wait for the zombie to come to your door automatically, and then blow it off guard.

I waited until the last facial paralysis man said that when he disbanded, he found that the whole deployment had nothing to do with me, and he completely forgot about me.

I was hesitating whether to go up, and suddenly all the explosives canisters tied to my body automatically flew behind the screen, I touched my body, there was no one left, and the hall lord's indifferent words came from behind the screen: "She has to go." ”

The man with facial paralysis didn't look at me, and bowed his head respectfully and said, "Yes, hall master." ”

I breathed a sigh of relief, but the explosive canister was taken away by the hall master, as if it had cut off a back road for me, but the hall master had spoken, and I didn't dare to have any doubts, so I hurriedly retreated, and after a while, news came: The zombies were rushing towards us at full speed, and they were still ten miles away at this time, and there were still four hours at most to reach Lin'an City.

The man with facial paralysis regathered his men and ordered, "Let's go!" (To be continued.) )

ps: These more than 5,700 words are the 23rd and today's update, and there is still a chapter owed.