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The first guest of the supermarket who belonged to humanity.

As for how she ended up here, it all started last night.

"I threw it away."

"No, it's too much."

"How much does that throw?" Tu San held nearly a hundred membership cards in his arms, stood next to the Dream Inducer, and made a gesture to throw it down.

"Let's throw ten first." Ah Ping was guiding from the side.

"Ten is too little, throw twenty." Meng Xiaofei interjected.

"Let's throw ten cards and see the effect." Ah Ping hesitated for a moment and said.

"Okay."

On a whim that day, Ah Ping asked Tu San what was the use of such a large dream inducer.

As a result, the door to a new world was opened!

"Why do humans sleep at night?" Tu San raised his eyebrows and said with a critical face.

"Because I'm tired, or I want to replenish my strength, I will have energy tomorrow." Meng Ping hesitated and said.

"Wrong," Tu San looked at the detective's sense of déjà vu, and pointed to the dream guide and said, "Because of the aura." ”

"What's that?" Ah Ping looked confused.

"Why don't the immortals and spirits sleep or sleep less, because they absorb the aura of heaven and earth in their cultivation, and with sufficient aura, they don't need to rest.

Why do human beings need to sleep, because only in sleep can they absorb a trace of aura to maintain their own life needs.

And the aura absorbed by human beings in their sleep all comes from the dream inducer. ”

"Oh! It's so hanging. Ah Ping touched the instrument, the instrument flashed a trace of green light, Meng Ping pointed to the bottom three ancient characters, it turned out that these three words were dream inducers.

Meng Xiaofei also touched it, it was cold, like an ordinary instrument, and there was no feeling of an immortal weapon at all.

"The Dream Inducer not only contains all the dreams within the Three Realms, but also has most of the aura between heaven and earth to supply the survival of human beings." Tu San said excitedly, and several tails also sneaked out, following the rhythm of speaking.

"That's not right," Ah Ping thought of something, and his face changed: "Put such a hanging thing here, just the two of us, in case some demons and monsters come to rob it, what should we do!" ”

"Don't be afraid," Tu San said with a righteous face.

In fact, Meng Xiaofei understands that he is like this because he gave him Amway a little bit of the usefulness of TV yesterday, this guy checked it himself, maybe he didn't see movies and TV series or anything, and he has a soft spot for advertising.

What have I been talking about all day: "Don't panic when you die, delete the large beggar gang." ”

"Learn which excavator technology is stronger, Biluo Huangquan will help you."

"I'm going to tell you that I've contracted this supermarket."

……

Tu Advertising Worker continued: "Audience friends, please look (Ah Ping's eyes widened to indicate that he was watching, and he also pulled Meng Xiaofei to prevent him from escaping), the three dragon heads above the gate represent the Three Realms. The green dragon head is lit up to indicate that the guests are humans, the yellow dragon head is ghosts and spirits, and the cyan dragon head that has never been lit up is gods and fairies.

Our three-dragon lantern is a top-level magic weapon, and anyone who wants to be detrimental to the staff or instruments in the supermarket will be blasted to the top of the sky and automatically sent to the dungeon. ”

Hehe, this advertisement is average.

No, what is a dungeon, why are there always such strange things in the supermarket.

"It means that this instrument contains a lot of people's dreams?" Ah Ping thought of something wittily.

Meng Xiaofei didn't want to talk at all, and he didn't want to understand. No matter how powerful this supermarket is, it's useless, and he can't bring it back.

"yes." Tu San nodded.

"Then can you use this to send flyers and send them to your dreams?"

“！” Daigo was empowered, and suddenly realized.

In this way, the three of them put their membership cards and flyers into the dream inducer, and the obsessive people will guide them to this place in their dreams.

And that's what happened at the beginning.

Ah Ping took a look, the supermarket that was basically formed, all kinds of golden fingers that people dream of, were so dazzling, placed on the shelves in different categories, and his heart was full of pride.

"Where's the stuff under 20 o'clock?" Meng Ping asked, it's not that he is stingy, but that Meng Ping only has more than 50 points on him, and he has to leave some points to live.

The pass point of the supermarket, the yin coins circulating in the underworld, the immortal coins of the heavenly realm, and the demon coins of the demon world will be displayed on the membership card through the proportion when they arrive at the supermarket.

Only human beings, the smallest human beings in the Three Realms, have a common denominator of lifespan.

"The love of the president, twenty points; Excellent business ability, 30 points; Predicting the future, 30 points; Beauty system, eighty points. Tu San said seriously.

"Get out." Ah Ping rejected Tu San's kindness and threw a roast chicken at Tu San.

Ah Ping rummaged through the boxes in a few corners, and the points could be accumulated slowly, and what he needed at the moment was to make a fortune quickly.

"Smart Dan, ten o'clock." I'm pretty smart, I don't need to make it up, put it aside.

"Regret medicine, fifty points." There's nothing to regret, but fifty points, it's definitely not a special, take it out and put it back in place.

"Nine turns of the life continuation pill, ten points and one piece." I'm living a good life, why eat this, put it aside.

"The golden statue of the God of Wealth, after using it, the money increases tenfold. Ten o'clock. "This is about money, Meng Ping is overjoyed, it has increased tenfold, and in his bank card, it is currently fifty yuan, an increase of ten times, five hundred yuan.

Exchange ten points for five hundred yuan, I'm sick.

After happily eating the roast chicken, Tu San raised his paws with a satisfied face, squatted beside Meng Ping, and watched him look through the special box with a tangled expression.

"The red line of the old moon (defective product), the president's love (domineering promotion), and the lie detector doll (special for lovers) What are these!"

Physically and mentally exhausted, Ah Ping sat on the ground, so tired.

After eating the roast chicken, Tu San was in a good mood to guide his boss.

"What are you looking for?"

"Something that can be exchanged for money." Ah Ping said in a sullen voice.

"That doesn't seem to have it." Tu San said: "Basically, no one will buy it." ”

It seems that too, no one has come here before, and it seems that there is no need for these, so what else can be exchanged for money?

"Are there any articles of gold or silver?" Tu San shook his head.

"Are there any of those rare treasures?" Shook his head.

"Do you have jewelry?" Shook his head.

"Do you have calligraphy and paintings of celebrities?" Shake one’s head.

Ah Ping, pawn.

Tu San squatted to the side and poked Ah Ping, who was lying on the ground in a large shape.

"There are no celebrity calligraphy and paintings, and there is a little bit that is not very famous. It should be possible to exchange money. ”

Ah Ping rolled up with a grunt.

Money? Hearing this keyword, Meng Xiaofei's eyes widened and he came over.