Chapter 11: Beauty, I'm Coming!
When Chen Shuo opened his eyes, he found that the room was empty, could it be that something had happened? Hurriedly rushed downstairs to check the situation. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
It turned out that everyone had finished eating, packed their bags, and was discussing the next route. Looking around, he finally found the target, and leaned up happily and asked, "Eh, good morning, senior brother and sixth junior brother." ”
"It's three poles in the sun."
"Actually, last night I spent the whole night thinking about how to protect the sixth junior brother. As a result, he became exhausted and passed out in a coma. ”
"It's the first time I've heard that people will snore like thunder when they pass out."
"No way, I've always been a light sleeper."
"Hehe, it's useless to throw a live chicken at you." Chu Ci's mocking tone declared victory.
No wonder there was a smell on his body, and he glanced at the senior brother who was far away from the mouth cannon battlefield, and shouted loudly: "I dreamed that your life was in danger, so you must destroy all the enemies with your own hands to get up with peace of mind." ”
Since you don't save me face, I will even bring out the ghosts in your team, anyway, barefoot is not afraid to wear shoes.
"Shut up, I don't think you'll want to get up again." The threat of gnashing teeth.
Chen Shuo glanced at the God of Wealth, and began to threaten to kill people early in the morning, he was really stingy, no wonder he would be calculated by his family.
Setting off again and finding that there was a luxury carriage, Chen Shuo climbed up with joy and found that the decoration inside was very distinctive, fully revealing the uncle's rich momentum.
The inside of the carriage was covered with thick wool cushions, and those who put their hands on them immediately sank in. In the center of the carriage is a small table with the fragrance of nanmu, on which are placed several plates of delicate pastries, and there is a triangular bookshelf in the depths. Extending from the roof to the four corners, it shimmered with a dark cyan sheen, and it seemed that the carriage also had its own defensive function.
As soon as you look at this decoration style, you will know that it is prepared for the God of Wealth, the little fart is really excessive, not to mention that the black car can see the book clearly, even if the curtains are opened, the rhythm of the carriage swinging can also blind people!
Pouting his ass and moving out step by step, suddenly a pair of hands pressed his indescribable parts, and at the same time a disgusting voice sounded: "Are you a pig brain?" Won't quit head-on? ”
Chen Shuo's face was flushed, he had never been touched in his previous life, but he was taken advantage of by this tsundere. Noticing his aggrieved look, Chu Ci said impatiently: "Such a mother-in-law and mother are becoming less and less like men!" ”
Hum! It wasn't in the first place, but unfortunately I can only swallow this breath now.
Chen Shuo strode towards his horse, Mo Feng saw his flushed face, knew that he must have had another quarrel with Chu Ci, and comforted him in a low voice: "He is still young and ignorant. Don't worry about him. ”
Tilting his head and glaring at Mo Feng, he will always be a baby in your eyes, Chen Shuo, who has no status in this team, can only sprinkle his anger on the horse with a whip.
Rushing to the front of the team, Chen Shuo, who was enjoying the breeze, noticed that someone was walking slowly in the middle of the road. While screaming, he tugged on the reins and tried to stop, only to find that the horse was even more anxious and rushed forward, knocking passers-by to the ground at once.
Chen Shuo's physical condition slammed the horse's back, and immediately took off, and finally broke away from the crazy horse's back and rolled down to the grass pile on the side. I watched as the horse went mad and continued to rush forward, drifting away.
When I got up, I found that the passer-by was still lying motionless, and my heart was full of fear, this thing wouldn't just hang up, right?
Chen Shuo plucked up the courage to step forward and pulled the passerby who hit the street a few times with his foot, but there was no reaction.
I never expected that I would kill someone the first time I went out to send a mission, and now I was really going to run away.
But where can I go with no money? It's better to see what is valuable or proof of identity on this person, so that he won't even know the enemy when he wanders the rivers and lakes in the future.
was struggling to churn, and found that this person actually twitched, and he was not dead yet, Chen Shuo thought with a little regret.
I had to sigh, slowly withdraw my hands, and wait for the senior brother to catch up before dealing with it. The people who are idle and bored on the ground have a sentence in their minds, and a thin life is really an irreversible setting!
Whether it is a historical record or a romance novel, if a woman looks like a fairy, she will basically not die well in the end. First of all, it will definitely attract a lot of wild bees and butterflies to compete, even if it has been raised in the deep boudoir before marriage, it is always necessary to come out to get together during the New Year's holidays, for example, Yang Yuhuan was taken by the emperor in his own small garden, and then became one of the stepmothers of his father-in-law......
Look at the person below, the hair is scattered and lying on the ground, there is a jade tree in the wind, and the hair that is in the way is brushed away, the skin is definitely as white as snow, and then look at these facial features! Red lips without dots, straight and stylish nose. Although the eyes are not open, it is not difficult to guess the bright light of the stars. Although the clothes on his body were gray and had no bright spots, he still wore the effect of a seller's show!
This beauty must be saved, no matter how much it costs, Chen Shuo at this time is full of a sense of justice and responsibility.
Finally waiting for the team to follow slowly, Chen Shuo simply explained that because the horse of the God of Wealth suddenly went crazy, he not only threw himself out and was seriously injured, but also knocked innocent passers-by into the air.
"And what do you want?" Chu Ci lifted the curtain of the car and spoke.
"The mental damage fee ......"
"Huh?" Under the gesture of Chu Ci's eyes, the master of Yuanying cultivation obviously took a step closer to him.
"How vulgar our brothers are talking about money, haha. I think in order not to affect your reputation in the future, this guy on the ground must be saved. ”
Just when Chu Ci frowned and was about to ignore it, Mo Feng took two steps forward, and the two whispered for a while, and finally decided to transfer the passers-by to the carriage. After taking the pulse, the accompanying doctor said that the person's injury was not serious, as long as he took care of him and recuperated for a few days.
In order to take care of the injured, Chen Shuo got into the carriage as he wished, clenched his fists and told himself firmly that sure enough, good people have good rewards.
When he arrived at the store again, he did not hesitate to say that he would take care of the wounded and sick all night, and strive not to discredit Chu Ci's reputation. The accompanying guards were all impressed by this coward who would only follow the senior brother along the way.
In the dead of night, Chen Shuo couldn't control his salty pig hand and gently stroked this handsome face, which is definitely a movie that can be red in modern times. It's a pity that I am a man now, otherwise in this era of male and female defense, I will save my life at every turn, and promise to each other! Happiness in the second half of his life is over.
Chen Shuo, who had a lot of emotion for a while, didn't extend the hand of the hungry wolf downwards after thinking about it, and fell asleep on the side of the bed, missing the complicated expression of the wounded's forbearance.
The next day, Chen Shuo stared at his entourage carefully carrying the wounded and sick to the carriage, like an old rich man looking at an extremely fragile collection. When the carriage began to shake and drive, Chen Shuo's heart also rippled, this kid looked so exciting, he couldn't help but poke his hand in the wounded man's face again, and he woke people up.
When the wounded man opened his eyes and looked around, Chen Shuo knew that he was wrong. The wounded gave people the overall feeling of changing from a beautiful boy to a water goblin, and that smile was charming.
Chen Shuo swallowed his saliva and explained: "You were injured by a horse two days ago, lying on the side of the road panting, and I saved you desperately." The wounded man smiled lightly: "Thank you for saving your life, my name is Mulan." ”
"Oh, my name is Chen Shuo, you can call someone Shuoshuo." While talking, he diligently poured water to moisten his throat, and it happened that the carriage bumped and splashed water on Mulan.
Chen Shuo was very satisfied with this bloody incident, and asked with bad intentions: "Do you want to change into a new clothes?" I can help you. With that, his hands had consciously reached forward and began to pull.
Mulan boasted that she had been rolling in the red dust for decades, and had seen a lot of big winds and waves, and the few who were teased by the young man were so powerless that she grabbed the placket of her clothes tightly, and said in a stiff tone: "Let it dry naturally, it will be cooler." ”
In fact, Chen Shuo became numb after a long time of crossing into a man's body, and he no longer had the innocence that he was shy when he was bathing, and he thought that he could only go to the end of the world alone with a sword in this life.
When this peerless beauty with willow as the form and jade as the bone appeared, he once again ignited his strong interest in men, and it seems that he is still as resistant to beautiful things as he was in his previous life.
Chen Shuo was immersed in the happy life of flirting with beautiful men every day, and his face became more and more red, but Mulan's face was not much better than when he was seriously injured. Seeing that he was about to arrive at the house of the God of Wealth, Chu Ci decided to personally get into the carriage to take care of the patient and send people away safely as soon as possible.
When Chen Shuo was kicked out of the carriage, he said to Senior Brother Mo Feng full of resentment: "Do you say that Chu Ci is sick, and he has never seen any good things and has to rob me?" ”
Mo Feng glared at him: "Shut up!" "It's really close to Zhu and red and black to ink, and now the senior brother and the sixth senior brother are talking in a tone. Chen Shuo, who is self-aware of his cultivation, chooses to endure it, anyway, he is not far from liberation.
At this time, a group of people came galloping on horseback, taking the lead to indicate that the chief butler had cleared the roadblocks and could speed up. Mo Feng hit the horse and shot down the person without saying a word, but just when Chen Shuo didn't know why, the carriage exploded all of a sudden, and Mulan and Chu Ci fought in the sky.
Everyone who finally understood the situation did not hesitate to kill Mulan, and Chen Shuo also seized the opportunity to hide. Seeing that the entourage who was usually overwhelmed by his diaphragm made fierce and neat moves, and the knife was bloody, he hid even deeper, afraid that someone would suddenly remember his usual appearance of being powerful and blessed, and solve himself easily.
Looking up at Chu Ci and Mulan, who were inseparable from each other in the sky, Chen Shuo felt very guilty in his heart, if it weren't for his greed for beauty, he would definitely not be caught off guard.
Suddenly, Mulan dodged Chu Ci and swooped down next to Mo Feng, who was being entangled by the three masters. A thick black mist conjured up from the air and hit Mo Feng fiercely. Chu Ci's eyes turned red all of a sudden, and he rushed towards Mo Feng faster than the light, and it was the big butler who came from behind the team with his men and horses, and the situation began to reverse. Seeing that the situation was not good, Mulan flew away from the battlefield, floated into the air and shot black mist in the direction of Mo Feng, and Chu Ci dispersed the fog without looking back.
Everything happened too quickly, and when he heard Chu Ci's roar, Chen Shuo got up and stepped forward to check on Senior Brother's injuries. The accompanying doctor took his pulse tremblingly, and took a few steps back before replying: "The injury is very serious, and I may not be able to go home." ”
Seeing Chu Ci's sad and angry appearance of hugging his senior brother, no one dared to speak out. I saw Chen Shuo hand over a swarthy bag, and said in an uncertain tone: "This is the Qiankun bag that my master gave before leaving, can you see if there is anything that can be used?" ”
Chu Ci grabbed it, groped for a long time and found that it was empty, and his bloodshot eyes glared at him viciously, as if he was ready to bury him.
Chen Shuo also roared in his heart at this moment: How could there be a master who cheated his apprentice like this, knowing that the road was dangerous, he didn't even have a single life-saving pill!
At this time, Chu Ci began to pull Mo Feng's clothes, seeing that the exposed area was getting bigger and bigger, and the people around him were a little stunned. Only Chen Shuo covered his eyes with his hands, and guessed excitedly in his heart, could it be that Chu Ci really planned to break through the worldly vision and finally express his love with his body?
Although Chen Shuo, as a modern person, can understand this kind of love between people of the same sex, but big brother, how much do you look at the occasion!
After a while, he unexpectedly groped out a Qiankun bag with high-grade fabric and embroidered dragon claws from the place where the senior brother was most close. Chu Ci took out a pill that shone with a dark purple light for a long time in the bag, and the sharp-eyed attendant immediately shouted, "Don't." ”
Chu Ci ignored it completely and directly fed the pill into Mo Feng's mouth. The doctor stepped forward again to check the pulse, and said with a little regret: "Young master, you give him the Nine Soul Pill given by the Emperor, if you ...... it in the future" Chu Ci stopped the next controversy with his eyes, and the team continued to move forward.
The chirping of cicadas, with the sultry heat of spring nights, has been harassing people's sleep. After the group arrived at the palace, they hurriedly found a place to rest, and Chen Shuo, who had been tossing and turning, heard that Chu Ci was staying by Mo Feng's side every step of the way, and decided to go and see what was going on.
I finally managed to find their room, but I was still blocked by the guards, so I had to shout: "Senior brother! Big brother! I know you're awake, let me in. The person who didn't want to pay attention to it could only stiffly ask the guards to let him in.
"How do you see that?" Chu Ci asked with a dark face.
Please, the disguise technique is an old stalk in modern TV dramas, but in order to show his difference, Chen Shuo replied without blushing or panting: "Intuition!" ”
"Then I'll kick you out of the division with my instincts!"
It's just a discord and turning faces. "Actually, it's the sixth junior brother's Qiankun bag that is too eye-catching. Originally, it was nothing for the senior brother to have a high-grade elixir as the head of the sect, but it would be a bit too much to show a dragon claw on the top of the bag. ”
This is the God of Wealth who was lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, and got up: "It's rare for you to tell the truth, otherwise you will stay in the palace forever." ”
Chen Shuo felt that it was not the way to retain him by inviting him to be a guest, but a way of detention to bury him in the corner.
"Since you've been out of the country, you've been doing things in a very different way than before. You have been following the senior brother every step of the way, and the target of this attack turned out to be the senior brother, which makes people have to suspect that you have betrayed the master. ”
Hehe, I can only say that your thinking is still simple, and a person has changed so much that he doesn't even consider borrowing a corpse to return his soul. Chen Shuo suddenly despised these people's immutable way of thinking.
Anyway, God really likes to joke, and the senior brother is willing to disguise himself as Chu Ci to block the knife, but Chu Ci was stabbed. There are times in life when you have to have it, and there is no time in life when you have to ask for it!
Chu Ci, who was still weak, proposed: "The matter is almost clear, let's change our identities back, right?" ”
Chen Shuo and Mo Feng disagreed, as the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to break the muscles and bones, and it has only been lying down for two days before entering the palace to face unknown risks.
Chu Ci pondered for a moment, frowned and asked, "Why don't I compare myself with the fifth senior brother, and ask the senior brother to see what I am cultivating now." ”
Before the retreat, Chen Shuo was also a rising star in the sect, and his cultivation reached the stage of integration. Now Chen Shuo knows that he has a huge safe in his body, but he doesn't know the password, and he can't take it out and can't let others find out. If he really does it with Chu Ci, it is estimated that he will have to leave some parts here.
The teary-eyed Chen Shuo stared at Mo Feng tightly, and said in a sincere tone: "Senior brother, we still have to go back to the sect with the sponsorship fee, you will definitely not be able to take it alone." In case I also have a bad hand......"
Mo Feng reluctantly agreed to bring his identity back, but he wanted to accompany Chu Ci into the palace together. Of course, Chu Ci happily agreed, and sent Chen Shuo away on the grounds of discussing the etiquette of the Holy Meeting.