Chapter 178: Lolicon
At the insistence of the Netherworld, Chen Shuo signed and drew the pledge. The deal www.biquge.info had just been reached, and he had just begun to plan the route, striving to find auspiciousness as soon as possible, and the Netherworld summoned Linglong.
Every time this roc bird appeared, it was full of aura, and it kept flapping its wings when it looked up at the position of the canopy of the tree.
"What does this mean? Let's jump on it? ”
"No, wait a minute."
Finally, in front of everyone's eyes, the wind broke four or five trees in a row, and Linglong came down satisfied, Chen Shuo hurriedly stepped forward to praise it for safety during the flight, "It's amazing!" What a powerful body! ”
A gust of wind hit, but I just changed my hair to a Daben style, and my body was still relatively stable. Chen Shuo, whose eyes were fascinated by the flying sand, asked depressedly, "Is it puberty?" ”
"Hahaha, you deserve it! Who let you slap the sycophants casually, Linglong is still a girl! The Nether scoffed as he stroked its wings.
Until now, Chen Shuo understands one thing, Netherworld, a guy who is inferior to beasts, actually tricked some little girls who are not deeply involved in the world into signing contracts, and then carefully raised them to grow up, and finally ...... This kind of Lori cultivation routine is really despicable!
Just when Chen Shuo was obscene and alone tied up this scum and burned him to death to eliminate harm for the people. Hearing the green lion snort disdainfully, he said sarcastically: "How many times have you said that you will lose weight, but you just don't listen!" Now it's okay, even finding a place to stay has to fan for a long time! ”
"Hmph, with your hemp stick figure, believe it or not, I can slap ten to death at once!"
"Yo~ The cowhide is blowing to the sky! The guy next to him is a weak guy, and I didn't see you fanning him away! ”
"Hmph, that's because I didn't use my strength, otherwise you wouldn't even be able to find a single strand of his hair."
"Don't just say it and don't do it, you have the ability to fan!"
"Fan it!"
The increasingly fierce quarrel, glancing at the high-spirited ghost next to him, Chen Shuo chose to seize the time to save himself. "Two kind beautiful girls, please listen to me, I am old and young, and my family is still waiting for me to go back to fulfill my filial piety. Can you raise your hand and let me go......"
"No, I'll have to convince the ghost! In the future, I can deserve to become a spirit animal that lives and dies with my master. ”
"I know you've always had such dirty thoughts, tell you, don't think about it one day with me! If you have the ability, compare it now! ”
"I'll interject one more sentence, in fact, it's useless for you two to fight to the death, it mainly depends on what the Netherworld thinks, right?" Chen Shuo, who was in a hurry, threw the flames of war on the people watching the excitement.
However, the Netherworld beckoned to them with confidence, whispering a few words, after all, they are still children, their ears are soft, seeing their harmonious appearance, their understanding of the Netherworld has reached a new height, this standard man and beast eat all!
Suddenly, the two of them smiled and glanced back, and the deep meaning in their eyes made Chen Shuo's goosebumps stand up.
Sitting firmly on Linglong, Chen Shuo took out a snack to bribe the green lion, and whispered, "What did Netherworld tell you just now?" ”
The green lion who kept chewing in his mouth shook his head, and Chen Shuo said without giving up: "Just tell me, I promise to add a bell to you next time I rub my back!" ”
The green lion, who finally swallowed the food, opened his mouth leisurely: "Eat without saying anything!" Just now he said that the two of us can compete with your spirit beast four-tailed fox tomorrow. As for you, it's up to him to clean it up himself. ”
No one knows how fast the Dapeng bird is, the only thing Chen Shuo knows is that the sunset on the horizon is still hanging on the mountain, and their group has reached the foot of the Qingshan faction.
Originally, he thought that he should enter Qingqiu overnight, but as a result, Netherworld proposed to go back to the sect for two days to rest before speaking, Chen Shuo jumped out and said righteously: "The burden on my body is very heavy, and I must finish these trivial matters as soon as possible." ”
"And then, where are you going?" Netherworld asked with a serious expression
"Huh? I'm looking for a pure place to guide my heart. ”
"Hearing your serious nonsense, I'm relieved, as long as it's not in a hurry to reincarnate."
"It feels like you're cursing."
"You feel right."
Netherworld led the radiant green lion and swayed up the mountain, and the people behind him complained, "Didn't we come in last time, and now it's a flight flow restriction or something?" ”
"Last time, I thought you were dying, and I wanted you to leave a good impression of the world, and don't be a ghost wandering in the world. For now, you can still live for a while, so you might as well exercise more. ”
"My body is very good, I don't believe you touch it, you touch it!" As he spoke, he handed over the bulging biceps.
However, Nether's hand rested on his right pectoral muscle, pinched it carefully, picked up the placket of his shirt again, looked at it, sighed, and said, "It's a little empty." ”
Chen Shuo, who was dumbfounded, watched as he was taken advantage of, and he was even disgusted! Besides, shouldn't you touch your waist if you are not empty? What the hell is touching the chest!
People who have experienced repeated blows quietly ponder the meaning of their lives, why do they come? Why go? Why......
"It seems that you have also experienced two soul departures, and your current physical condition is very poor."
"Plop" Chen Shuo knelt on the ground fiercely, grabbed his trouser leg tightly, and pleaded with tears in his eyes: "Master, save me!" No, you will be my big brother in the future! Brother~"
It's not that the ghost hasn't been hugged by someone, after all, he has a face that attracts bees and butterflies, and coupled with his principle of valuing harmony, many young girls will desperately create chance encounters. But compared to the strong desire in the eyes of other people, now there are only two simple words in the eyes of this person - fear of death.
"I'm not a doctor, so it's useless for you to kneel to me."
"To tell you the truth, I have been suffering from night sweats and insomnia recently, so the imperial doctors in the palace have also seen it, and the famous doctors in the rivers and lakes have also seen it, and everyone thinks that there is nothing wrong with me, but I just can't rest assured. Listening to your words today, I know that my illness has been saved! ”
"It's useless for you to hold me up to the sky, I'm just speculating based on my own situation."
"As the saying goes, a long illness becomes a good doctor. Seeing that you are now as strong as an ox, I am more confident, please train me without hesitation."
"Has anyone ever said that if you want to live longer, don't just talk about it......
"You weren't the first, and I'm sure you won't be the last."
"By the way, do you want to enjoy the VIP treatment of other sects in the past two days, or do you want to be my little brother as a guest?"
"And VIP treatment! It's so good, can you tell me more about it? ”
"Drink more delicately, sleep more spaciously, listen to false words specially, and nothing else."
"Really, you're so kind to remind me?"
"After all, if you go to the Tao with my master, I can listen to his nagging less, and my life will be easier."
"In this case, as your best friend, it is my duty to reduce your burden, you go and inform them that they are ready for the reception, it doesn't need to be too high-spec, a hundred meters on the red carpet and the like is enough."